NationStates Jolt Archive


Racist Horses...lol...

Hughski
18-01-2005, 03:09
"First appeared on BNP site 22nd Oct 2004 and caused a storm of protest from readers who were outraged that such legal action could take place in Britain.

Pet owners have been warned that they could be held responsible for the racist actions of their animals under Britain's anti-hate legislation.

This warning came after astonishing scenes at a English magistrates court earlier this week. "Trigger", a former brewery dray horse of some 12 years but who now entertains children who are able to pet him and ride on him at fetes and fairs was brought before the court for alleged racist behaviour, namely that on April 1st this year, "Trigger" did cause a racially aggravated assault by rearing up on his hind legs and throwing to the ground Ali Khan at a country fair at Follyton near Luton, Beds.

"Rides for whites only" claim

The court heard how the eleven year suffered some bruising but because "Trigger" had happily given rides to youngsters from the white english community at the fair only to throw off Master Khan, it was alleged by the prosecution that "Trigger" had clearly behaved in a racist and offensive manner, causing the Khan family to suffer low self-esteem and claims of being ridiculed following the attack. They sought compensation from the "Bedfordshire Equine Association for Retired Drays" for hurt feelings, and being victims of a unprovoked hate-crime.

Co-accused, "Trigger's" owner, BEARD's secretary, Major Brittan (Black Watch-retd) was called to the dock and provided evidence that "Trigger" was not a hater. With emotion in his voice the octogenarian major who had seen action in Tripoli during the Second World War said that the now notorious horse "loves all children", allowing photographs of "Trigger" at the Dunstable Gala, and the Woburn village summer carnival to be passed around as exhibits. He suggested that a flash camera used by Khan's parents had caused alarm to "Trigger" by which he did rear up. "Trigger" had no intention of assaulting the young boy, he added and the accused had no idea about the ethnic origin of the riders who mount his saddle.

Tip of the iceberg

Mohammed Iqbal prosecuting, said that the news of the incident had appeared in the local newspaper and following the fair, other Muslim parents had contacted him with similar stories. There appears to be institutionalised racism within the equine world and he further suggested that retired shire horses are in particular prone to hate-crimes. Iqbal told the magistrate that "they (Shires) adopt an aristocratic English, arrogant and superior stance no doubt still thinking they live in a world of privilege, superior to horses of other races and contemptuous of those they view as being different". He dismissed the photographs of Trigger posing with Muslim children as "unconvincing forgeries" as there is no significant community of Pakistanis in Woburn he added.

Happier days (taken- June 1998). "Trigger" (on left) in action working for his former brewery family masters.









He called on the bench to set an example to horses everywhere that such behaviour has no place in today's much celebrated and harmonious diverse society and that if any horse or other animal caused suffering to a member of society's ethnic communities, such action would not go unpunished.

Shock at sentence

The court was adjourned for lunch, after which the Magistrate Rebecca Rosenthal announced that the bench, following deliberation over a "singularly spectacular lunch" at Boozy Rouge's in town had found Trigger guilty of racially aggravated assault and declining a custodial sentence due to lack of adequate Prison facilities for horses, she imposed 100hrs community service working in the Muslim communities of Luton until such racist behaviour had been eradicated and that a strong message of non-tolerance of hate behaviour was to be delivered to the equine world.

Awarding costs and damages of £8,500 to the Khan family for suffering from "equine hate", Rosenthal went on to say "Trigger's" advanced age was no barrier to punishment and she said she would be writing to the world-famous animal psychologist Dr. Doolittle who lives near Dunstable to initiate a "race awareness programme" among both working and retired horses who have contact with children.

She deferred verdict on Trigger's owner, Major Brittan pending background social and psychiatric reports."

This makes me laugh. Racist horses...haha..
Purplestan
18-01-2005, 03:15
hilarous
Boyfriendia
18-01-2005, 03:17
Before long, different colored horses will have their own television channels and magaziness...The horror, THE HORROR!!!! :)

I try so hard to respect other people around the world...but WTF. How open-minded can a person be?
Hughski
18-01-2005, 03:18
Equine hate!...Tomorrow's racism...today!
Hughski
18-01-2005, 03:18
Before long, different colored horses will have their own television channels and magaziness...The horror, THE HORROR!!!! :)

I try so hard to respect other people around the world...but WTF. How open-minded can a person be?

I don't know...but I think this is one step too far heheh! ;)
Chess Squares
18-01-2005, 03:21
utter stupidity should be a crime worthy of death, you know like if you sue mcdonalds for getting fat, you should be sentenced to death, if you sue horse trainers because you think HORSES, not the trainers, are racist, you should die
Sir Peter the sage
18-01-2005, 03:23
This is why we need to keep the racism and hate among humans. Not too much, just enough for stereotypes and the occasional joke/slur. Otherwise the racism needs to be vented somewhere...and horses seem to be our back up species apparently. So please, for the sake of innocent horses, hate your fellow man!

If you can't see the sarcasm...then I hate you! :D
North Island
18-01-2005, 03:23
That is probably the most stupid thing I have heard in a long time.
Hughski
18-01-2005, 03:23
utter stupidity should be a crime worthy of death, you know like if you sue mcdonalds for getting fat, you should be sentenced to death, if you sue horse trainers because you think HORSES, not the trainers, are racist, you should die


And die in the most painful way possible.
Boyfriendia
18-01-2005, 03:25
This is why we need to keep the racism and hate among humans. Not too much, just enough for stereotypes and the occasional joke/slur. Otherwise the racism needs to be vented somewhere...and horses seem to be our back up species apparently. So please, for the sake of innocent horses, hate your fellow man!

If you can't see the sarcasm...then I hate you! :D

I HATE YOU MORE!!!...oh just kidding...come give me a hug you crazy bastard :fluffle:
Chess Squares
18-01-2005, 03:28
And die in the most painful way possible.
nah, thats horrible, im all for banning of cruel and unusual punishment. jsut kill them, dont torture them you know like if some one does something stupid, i mean UTTERLY stupid, like sue a company because they walked in the door, their heal broke and they hurt their knee, not like you forgot you were holding a pencil in your hand
Sir Peter the sage
18-01-2005, 03:28
I HATE YOU MORE!!!...oh just kidding...come give me a hug you crazy bastard :fluffle:

I hate homos too! This one's for Trigger!

*Heh, wait till someone reads only this last post. I'll be in so much TROUBLE...*
Hughski
18-01-2005, 03:30
nah, thats horrible, im all for banning of cruel and unusual punishment. jsut kill them, dont torture them you know like if some one does something stupid, i mean UTTERLY stupid, like sue a company because they walked in the door, their heal broke and they hurt their knee, not like you forgot you were holding a pencil in your hand

Yeah I guess you're right. No need to be cruel.
Sir Peter the sage
18-01-2005, 03:32
Yeah I guess you're right. No need to be cruel.

Yes, need to be cruel. Spread the hate.

If you have hate in your heart let it out! White Power!

-Clayton Bigsby
Andaluciae
18-01-2005, 03:32
I really despise morons.

And the people doing the suing are utter morons.
Flamebaittrolls
18-01-2005, 03:33
Dress Trigger In A Nazi Uniform And Send Him To Prince Harry As A Gift.
Hughski
18-01-2005, 03:33
I HATE YOU for making me want to hate. Damn...We can never win :( :confused:
Sir Peter the sage
18-01-2005, 03:34
I HATE YOU for making me want to hate. Damn...We can never win :( :confused:

No. I win because my goal of spreading hate is a success. And the horses win because they won't have to be racist since we won't all become hyper-tolerance asshatted morons.
Hughski
18-01-2005, 03:36
I don't like hyper-tolerance.
Sir Peter the sage
18-01-2005, 03:42
A good start Hughski. Now start replacing the words 'don't like' in everyday conversation with 'hate'. It is much more fun to say it. Rolls right off the tongue.
Hughski
18-01-2005, 03:44
"Hate with a fiery passion"...is that even better?
Sir Peter the sage
18-01-2005, 03:47
Much better...but save your big guns for when someone is really being a moron, (or even better, when you have an extreme blind hatred for them, which you should start developing by the way). Keep these lessons in mind every time you encounter other human beings grasshopper. And soon you shall master the ancient arts of hate and jerkery.
Ice Hockey Players
18-01-2005, 04:10
I've heard of racist dogs, but never racist horses...
Sir Peter the sage
18-01-2005, 04:12
Didn't you know Mr. Ed was a member of the Ku Klux Klan?

"Took ya long enough nnnnnniiiiiiiiiii***errrrr"
-Mr. Ed
Crydonia
18-01-2005, 04:14
Does BNP = British national party aka white power racists?

If so, I don't trust a word of this. This group will make up any old rubbish to try to push their agenda, and incite hate and anger against non white and/or non Christians. I think if this story was true, as they have presented it, the papers here would have picked it up and ran it and used it as a light topic to give us Aussies an excuse to laugh at the Brits. They did'nt.
Sir Peter the sage
18-01-2005, 04:16
In any case the very idea is funny as hell.
Hughski
18-01-2005, 04:18
Does BNP = British national party aka white power racists?

If so, I don't trust a word of this. This group will make up any old rubbish to try to push their agenda, and incite hate and anger against non white and/or non Christians. I think if this story was true, as they have presented it, the papers here would have picked it up and ran it and used it as a light topic to give us Aussies an excuse to laugh at the Brits. They did'nt.

I think the case is real. But yeah, I wouldn't support the BNP they are generally racist. In some cases they have a point, in others they don't.