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TUrn up your speakers...

http://dahv.com/

WHEN I FIRST HEARD THIS MY FACE WAS LIKE :sniper:

You have got to be kidding me..

You have got to be kidding me..
Im not clicking the link- what is it?

Im not clicking the link- what is it?
really shitty rap music by a 10 year old white girl

In before the lock?











That doesn't feel half as cool as I thought it would. I don't know the attraction, but I still cannot resist.

In before the delete might be more accurate, but no-one gets to see that.
Your attainment of spambuddhahood is in posting "in before the lock" then in successfully making a second post in the thread featuring a picture of a lock.

good g-d ..

that's horrifying.

*puts handgun against temple ..*

They should start using this sort of stuff at guantanamo bay.

HEY EVERYONE CLICK THAT LINK FOR ENLIGHTENMENT

They should start using this sort of stuff at guantanamo bay.
Quoted for truth and justice.

Turn It Off! Turn It Off!

That was so wrong. HE HATE ME, that was a very bad thing to share.

HEY EVERYONE CLICK THAT LINK FOR ENLIGHTENMENT
I could pull more enlightement out of my ass than I could by clicking that link.

I could pull more enlightement out of my ass than I could by clicking that link.
I think that may very well be what Mr Goatse was attempting to do.

It hurts. That just isn't right. Someone shoot that girl.

That sucks!!!

That sucks!!!
Ditto :sniper:

bumpt

I have now issued a fatwa against Dahv.

Before I send it out, though, I am going to drink a gallon of bleach.

Thanks ever so much for that, HHM.

I will jihad against Dahv.

That sucks!!!
All great art is misunderstood in its day. I am going out to buy an I-Pod so I never have to not listen to that song.

TUrn up your speakers...

http://dahv.com/

WHEN I FIRST HEARD THIS MY FACE WAS LIKE :sniper:

Weird. Freakin weird :headbang:

*shudders*

Don't trip, daddy daddy, doooon't trip.

All great art is misunderstood in its day. I am going out to buy an I-Pod so I never have to not listen to that song.



Are u freakin shiting me?

Are u freakin shiting me?
Dahv's harmonies makes Beethoven's Ninth sound like a ward of mental patients banging pots and pans against their skulls. Her exuberance for life uplifts the human spirit and her lyrical abilities put Shakespeare to shame.

Mind numbing, head throbbing irratating noise. That is wrong verrrry wrong.

Thank you, internet.

Mind numbing, head throbbing irratating noise. That is wrong verrrry wrong.
If you guys want head throbbing noise, I can get you some Merzbow tracks...
;)

Please kill me. There is no other way to destroy the memory of this abomination.

bump for enlightenment

If you guys want head throbbing noise, I can get you some Merzbow tracks...
;)

Ya I am fine thanks.

bump for enlightenment

No no no...HHM this thing does not enlighten people it has the exact opposite effect...you must stop sharing it....it is wrong.

?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
why...merciless music slaughtering god...WHY, DAMNIT, WHY!!!!!!

bump for enlightenment
This is by no means englightenment. Geez, go find another forum to haunt already!

This is by no means englightenment. Geez, go find another forum to haunt already!
Really, he's already been banned once...

Stop spamming He hate me

Really, he's already been banned once...
They never learn.

The internet is compassionate.

The internet is compassionate.
If it is, then why am I on it? :D

You freaking made me turn off Frank Zappa's "Dead Girls Of London" for that crap!


You Bastard!

You freaking made me turn off Frank Zappa's "Dead Girls Of London" for that crap!


You Bastard!
*pets* It's ok, UCP, just turn your GOOD music back on. The worst is over.

The internet is compassionate.
Is it compassionate enough to kick you off?

Is it compassionate to kick you off?
Let's hope so...

Is it compassionate enough to kick you off?
Again

Is it compassionate enough to kick you off?
Hey friend, what did I ever do to you?

*pets* It's ok, UCP, just turn your GOOD music back on. The worst is over.

But I'm in Post Traumatic Suck Syndrome, I keep having flash backs.

Hey friend, what did I ever do to you?
Besides come to NS to haunt us and annoy us with inane links....Hmn....proved that X25 is too reliable sometimes as an internet protocol....

Hey 95% of posts on this forum is pointless anyways, We're all here for fun so I think you need to chill out.

Hey 95% of posts on this forum is pointless anyways, We're all here for fun so I think you need to chill out.
Thats right HHM, most of what people post here is nothing but bullshit wrapped up nicely, and if anyone of them ever post an inane link I will be sure to rat them out. One good turn deserves another as far as I am concerned.

Thanks NB, you dont need to do that though cause links are always fun :)

Hey 95% of posts on this forum is pointless anyways, We're all here for fun so I think you need to chill out.

Tell me dude, do you actually like that, is she like your sister, a girlfriend or someone you know in school your trying to get with? Because musically she's a crack whore, she sucks long and hard for little reward.

I'm listening to Led Zeppelin just to banish the demons.

You Complete Bastard!

Hey 95% of posts on this forum is pointless anyways, We're all here for fun so I think you need to chill out.
I've been listening to Dahv for the last two hours, actually there are four songs looped on her website. I am going to see what happens if I turn off all other electrical appliances, cover my windows with dark curtains, sit in my soundproof room in perfect darkness and solitude and meditate on the meaning of her words until massive insanity is achieved.

I may chant:

1-2-3 Baby U and Me, Its easier than doing your A-B-Cs,
765-4321 Ready or not cuz' here I come!

how did she even get a website? shes not even hot!

and, my question to you thread starter... how in gods name did you find this?

please pixies, please clean that filth from my ears.

I've been listening to Dahv for the last two hours, actually there are three songs looped on her website. I am going to see what happens if I turn off all other electrical appliances, cover my windows with dark curtains, sit in my soundproof room in perfect darkness and solitude and meditate on the meaning of her words until massive insanity is achieved.

I may chant:

1-2-3 Baby U and Me, Its easier than doing your A-B-Cs,
765-4321 Ready or not cuz' Come on here I come!
GAAH!
Banish the demons with excessively loud noise!
DCLXVI, Merzbow, Xome, where are you when you're needed?

Tell me dude, do you actually like that, is she like your sister, a girlfriend or someone you know in school your trying to get with? Because musically she's a crack whore, she sucks long and hard for little reward.

I'm listening to Led Zeppelin just to banish the demons.

You Complete Bastard!
Her music makes me want to vomit.

I've been listening to Dahv for the last two hours, actually there are four songs looped on her website. I am going to see what happens if I turn off all other electrical appliances, cover my windows with dark curtains, sit in my soundproof room in perfect darkness and solitude and meditate on the meaning of her words until massive insanity is achieved.

I may chant:

1-2-3 Baby U and Me, Its easier than doing your A-B-Cs,
765-4321 Ready or not cuz' here I come!
Holy shit, you're for real!

how did she even get a website? shes not even hot!

and, my question to you thread starter... how in gods name did you find this?

please pixies, please clean that filth from my ears.
I got the link from another forum.

I got the link from another forum.
Then maybe you should've left it there!

You made me turn off my Nirvana box set for that?!? I think I'm going to die.

You made me turn off my Nirvana box set for that?!? I think I'm going to die.

Nirvana blows anyway...

Nirvana blows anyway...

Boo hiss

Hey 95% of posts on this forum is pointless anyways, We're all here for fun so I think you need to chill out.

I gotta admit, he makes a valid point...

That "color gradient macro" link he posted has contributed more to this forum than I expect to do so this week, and, as you all say when you post something that someone else doesn't like, "You could've just not clicked the link/entered the thread." Hell, we put up with TRA's and Whittier's glurge for quite a bit before banning them the first few times.

I..don't know what to say. A hacker needs to tear down this site. A stalker needs to kill this girl's agent, supporters, and parents. Then maybe stop her from procreating..ever...

Gaaaarr I'm Deaf!! I'm Deaf!!

Good lord. I don't think I'll ever recover from that.

TUrn up your speakers...


NO

Nirvana blows anyway...

heretic! damn you and your... own opinions.

before you get all angry and whatnot, that was sarcasm. however your opinion is incorrect, cause nirvana is the best. and the box set is priceless.

and one more thing... even if you dont like nirvana, how can you say it was worth turning off the box set for this "music"

Nirvanna. Meh. Beethoven is teh bomb. (okay not really)

...I am now in hell.

*shudders*

I feel like Dahv has sodomised me in both ears - a technical impossibility I'll grant, but a superb simile for the RAW STEAMING AGONY that imprinted itself in my shattered mind before I got the speakers off.

My name has been stolen, without a doubt.

I managed 5 seconds before gagging and ALT-F4.
What's your record?

Wow! Dahv has a forum too! http://www.teamdahv.com/

IT blows this one out of the water with topics like: Is Dahv really ten years old?

Maybe we should all go there and start our endless debates over such glorious matters such as: Evolution is Wrong!!!, BUsh is the Antikrist!, and of course Bann Sex.

I wonder what she would do? It looks like she personally responds to questions personally too.

Oh and Check out street thug Dahv, she's bad ass! http://www.dahv.com/images/louisiana/dahv-lil-troy-1.jpg

Maybe we should all go there and start our endless debates over such glorious matters such as: Evolution is Wrong!!!, BUsh is the Antikrist!, and of course Bann Sex.

I wonder what she would do? It looks like she personally responds to questions personally too.

That sounds like a plan. :D

god, so friggen gay.