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I just had a great idea!

The Gongites
17-01-2005, 19:34
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ProMonkians
17-01-2005, 19:38
What are cooties?
MuhOre
17-01-2005, 19:39
Lemme get this straight, if we tell them that cooties come from kissing, it'll prevent people from becoming gay?

Or did i misinterpet it?
The Gongites
17-01-2005, 19:41
;!;;1;@1
Colodia
17-01-2005, 19:43
I never believed in cooties, I just thought girls were real bitches.

Then again, it was 3rd grade...
MuhOre
17-01-2005, 19:45
What are cooties?


An invisible disease that... ummm *looks it up*

coo·tie ( P ) Pronunciation Key (kt)
n. Slang
A body louse.

louse ( P ) Pronunciation Key (lous)
n.
pl. lice (ls) Any of numerous small, flat-bodied, wingless biting or sucking insects of the orders Mallophaga or Anoplura, many of which are external parasites on various animals, including humans.
pl. lous·es (lousz) Slang. A mean or despicable person.



So there ya go... it's lice?
The Tribes Of Longton
17-01-2005, 19:47
I was reading the theard about gay people kissing and saw someone say something about how the fear of cooties keeps us celebete untill puberty and thought to myself "Well, yes, but it's always the other gender that has the cooties... won't they go to each other from fear of cooties?" and than I realized we can just tell them that cooties comes from kissing! So simple!
Quiet you.