Lifegaurds Not So Unknown
Fun funness
17-01-2005, 02:30
If there are any lifegaurds out there could please say so because I need your help. Please Im beging you for the passing of my certification.
Fun funness
17-01-2005, 02:45
No im gonna fail miserablely and not get paid for a nother 4 years. then Ill be kicked out of college. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Jenn Jenn Land
17-01-2005, 02:50
I'm a red cross certified lifeguard.
I didn't need to know that for the test.
But I'll look it up for you anyway and I'll tell you if I see anything.
Cogitation
17-01-2005, 02:50
What are you talking about?
--The Democratic States of Cogitation
Jenn Jenn Land
17-01-2005, 02:51
Yeh... I don't know...
I've been lifeguarding for over a year now. Didn't need that for the test, nor did I ever use it on the job, so I think you're going to be okay...
Fun funness
17-01-2005, 02:56
No what do you do if the person weighs more than you and you have to swim out and get him or her
sorry for the hilarious misunderstanding
Ryanania
17-01-2005, 02:57
Eh? Stud Bumpchest is very confused...
Fun funness
17-01-2005, 02:58
Eh? Stud Bumpchest is very confused...
why?
Cogitation
17-01-2005, 02:59
Okay, the pieces are starting to come together.
It sounds like "Fun funness" is already a lifeguard, but can't get paid for it until he gets some kind of certification, and he needs the money to pay for college. Therefore, the topic would make sense, it would not be spam, and I would not have to lock it.
--The Modified Democratic States of Cogitation
Israelities et Buddist
17-01-2005, 03:02
Okay, the pieces are starting to come together.
It sounds like "Fun funness" is already a lifeguard, but can't get paid for it until he gets some kind of certification, and he needs the money to pay for college. Therefore, the topic would make sense, it would not be spam, and I would not have to lock it.
--The Modified Democratic States of Cogitation
That is what it sounds like.
Well anyway what you do is you sit back in your chair and let someone else get the person. J/k
not entirely sure
Fun funness
17-01-2005, 03:08
Okay, the pieces are starting to come together.
It sounds like "Fun funness" is already a lifeguard, but can't get paid for it until he gets some kind of certification, and he needs the money to pay for college. Therefore, the topic would make sense, it would not be spam, and I would not have to lock it.
--The Modified Democratic States of Cogitation
Yes kinda. I am a lifegaurd and the college Im now in requires me to pass a different test then the one I did prevously. If I dont get the job I dont get paid, if I dont get paid then I can pay the bills including college classes. So some help please, this question is like 50 pts. so help please. But I do have till Tuesday so you can think about it.
Jenn Jenn Land
17-01-2005, 03:08
No what do you do if the person weighs more than you and you have to swim out and get him or her
sorry for the hilarious misunderstanding
Your rescue tube will help you.
...And staying in shape...
Fun funness
17-01-2005, 03:11
Your rescue tube will help you.
...And staying in shape...
I need more of a description. thanks
please post more but curfew calls me off
Cogitation
17-01-2005, 03:17
I am satisfied that this topic is not spam, so i will not lock it.
--The Modified Democratic States of Cogitation
...
The remainder of my post is unofficial.
Yes kinda. I am a lifegaurd and the college Im now in requires me to pass a different test then the one I did prevously. If I dont get the job I dont get paid, if I dont get paid then I get fired. So some help please, this question is like 50 pts. so help please. But I do have till Tuesday so you can think about it.
Hold it....
First, it sounds like you're taking the test right now. So, wouldn't this be cheating?
Second, this is something you ought to know by heart. This is a lifeguard certification, right? If you get this job, then peoples lives could depend upon you, right? I hate to insinuate that you're incompetent (and I hate to skirt the rules against flamebait), but if you don't know what you're doing, then peoples lives should not be placed in your trust.
"Think about it for a moment."
--The Democratic States of Cogitation
Upper Watchitcallit
17-01-2005, 15:52
i have been a lifegaurd for three years if you have to save a person larger than you you save them the same way you would save anybody else if you become in danger back off
Fun funness
17-01-2005, 18:00
I am satisfied that this topic is not spam, so i will not lock it.
--The Modified Democratic States of Cogitation
...
The remainder of my post is unofficial.
Hold it....
First, it sounds like you're taking the test right now. So, wouldn't this be cheating?
Second, this is something you ought to know by heart. This is a lifeguard certification, right? If you get this job, then peoples lives could depend upon you, right? I hate to insinuate that you're incompetent (and I hate to skirt the rules against flamebait), but if you don't know what you're doing, then peoples lives should not be placed in your trust.
"Think about it for a moment."
--The Democratic States of Cogitation
Its not that I cant save them its that I cant remember the exact terms because I took the orginal test 6 years ago. So I could save someone I just wanted to be specific. Its not cheating becuase it open resources. I think what you do is the same as normal, but if you cant just keep them afloat.
Cogitation
17-01-2005, 18:35
Its not that I cant save them its that I cant remember the exact terms because I took the orginal test 6 years ago. So I could save someone I just wanted to be specific. Its not cheating becuase it open resources. I think what you do is the same as normal, but if you cant just keep them afloat.
Ahhh! I see! So, whoever is giving the test wants you to use their technical jargon. Got it. :)
--The Democratic States of Cogitation
Sdaeriji
17-01-2005, 18:37
Its not that I cant save them its that I cant remember the exact terms because I took the orginal test 6 years ago. So I could save someone I just wanted to be specific. Its not cheating becuase it open resources. I think what you do is the same as normal, but if you cant just keep them afloat.
That's kind of lame. So you could completely save someone's life, but if you don't use the proper terminology while doing so, you fail?
Fun funness
17-01-2005, 19:35
That's kind of lame. So you could completely save someone's life, but if you don't use the proper terminology while doing so, you fail?
Yeah I know. But I think it is only for the written section, hopefully not real life.
Fun funness
17-01-2005, 19:36
Ahhh! I see! So, whoever is giving the test wants you to use their technical jargon. Got it. :)
--The Democratic States of Cogitation
Yay we are all on the same page, that isnt locked nor is cheating. Woo Hoo