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3000 Posts!

The Silver Turtle
16-01-2005, 21:30
This thread has many purposes;
1) 'Tis my 3000th Post!
2) Belated celebration of my 4 billionth citizen!
3) I'm no longer a Joltbot Shoeshiner!
4) Consider this also, a tribute to the long-lost Forum 7

Free Celebratory Muffin From My Internation Mall Store For Everyone! (http://s6.invisionfree.com/International_Mall/index.php?showforum=132)
Kryozerkia
16-01-2005, 21:32
Yay! Now...where did I put my party hat? Damnit, can't celebrate until I find it!
Alexias
16-01-2005, 21:37
.........congradulations?

I wonder if we could get three thousand posts in this thread.....
Colodia
16-01-2005, 21:38
Yeah, now your someone's boyfriend...
Tanara
16-01-2005, 23:19
Congratulations on all those milestones.

I have a disco ball, every disco hit ever aired and tons of ice cream hued pastel silk suits ( or were those left by my bf during the time of Maimi Vise ...?... never mind the bf is long gone and they are cluttering up my closet)

Come on folks, lets step out and celebrate The Silver Turtle to the most appropriate tune...

"Staying Alive"
Alexias
16-01-2005, 23:21
nah, "FunkyTown" is way better.
Slinao
16-01-2005, 23:21
I can't wait till I have 3000 posts, -sniff sniff- The power, the posts, the cheese....^_^
Texan Hotrodders
16-01-2005, 23:23
I can't wait till I have 3000 posts, -sniff sniff- The power, the posts, the cheese....^_^

We get cheese for that? :D
Colodia
16-01-2005, 23:37
We get cheese for that? :D
Oh, it gets better
Ravea
16-01-2005, 23:39
Muffin!

Whoot!
Neo-Anarchists
16-01-2005, 23:43
Congratulations on all those milestones.

I have a disco ball, every disco hit ever aired and tons of ice cream hued pastel silk suits ( or were those left by my bf during the time of Maimi Vise ...?... never mind the bf is long gone and they are cluttering up my closet)

Come on folks, lets step out and celebrate The Silver Turtle to the most appropriate tune...

"Staying Alive"
Oh God, the torture!

"Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive, stayin' alive..."

Must cover up voices in head!
Quick, somebody spin some gabba for me!

:D

EDIT:
Oh yeah, and congrats The Silver Turtle!
The Silver Turtle
16-01-2005, 23:54
Heheh, thanks everybody!
It gets better, there are 22 days until TST is 2 years old! Can we keep this party going till then?

Of course we can!
*passes round booze and party hats...and cheese!*

Edit: And I don't care about being a boyfriend, I am a guy at least...
Neo-Anarchists
17-01-2005, 00:43
Heheh, thanks everybody!
It gets better, there are 22 days until TST is 2 years old! Can we keep this party going till then?

Of course we can!
*passes round booze and party hats...and cheese!*

Edit: And I don't care about being a boyfriend, I am a guy at least...
I bet we can stay up til then too!
*gets out some "go pills"*
:D
Andaluciae
17-01-2005, 00:44
The Silver Turtle liveth! Congrats on 3000.
Alexias
18-01-2005, 00:29
Let's break something.
Xanaz
18-01-2005, 00:31
I can't even imagine 3000 things I would want to say..lol

So kudos I suppose. :fluffle:
Alexias
20-01-2005, 03:24
Maudit yankee bastardos......
The Silver Turtle
20-01-2005, 17:03
Thanks everyone!
Ooh, the second birthday gets nearer...
The Imperial Navy
20-01-2005, 17:05
I have come a long way the 1 3/4 years I have been in NS. I'm proud of all us Veterans.
Kanabia
20-01-2005, 17:07
*counts till 5000*
The Imperial Navy
20-01-2005, 17:09
*counts till 5000*

*Will soon be on 9000 posts*
Kanabia
20-01-2005, 17:10
*Will soon be on 9000 posts*

*kicks TIN in the shin*
The Imperial Navy
20-01-2005, 17:12
*kicks TIN in the shin*

*Throws Kanabia in the BIN*
Kanabia
20-01-2005, 17:13
*Throws Kanabia in the BIN*

"Good Lord, that is a SIN"
Findecano Calaelen
20-01-2005, 17:13
ohh free food, mmmm muffin
cheers
Jordaxia
20-01-2005, 17:14
*Will soon be on 9000 posts*
Ha! That it?

*counts to 2000*
oh yeah, babeh, I don't think anyone can match my mighty spam count. =P
...(I wonder if you'll get it, or assume that I misread and thought you only have nearly 900 posts instead of nearly 9000. Perhaps you'll mention something about the fact that I always explain my jokes as I tell them, ruining any potential humour before it can occur?)


Keep the festive spirits til the two year Birthday! And the seasonal post count. yeah, congratumilations, etc.
Euroslavia
20-01-2005, 17:15
Congrats! Apparently, after Adminbots Boyfriend, you get a sex change and become a Cabbage Patch Girl.
The Imperial Navy
20-01-2005, 17:15
"Good Lord, that is a SIN"

Good lord Kanabia, you look mighty THIN!
Kanabia
20-01-2005, 17:16
Good lord Kanabia, you look mighty THIN!

Oh quieten yourself, you're making a DIN.
Findecano Calaelen
20-01-2005, 17:16
"Good Lord, that is a SIN"
why dont we all have some GIN?
Kanabia
20-01-2005, 17:17
why dont we all have some GIN?

Because that is not the right way to WIN.
Findecano Calaelen
20-01-2005, 17:18
"no more rhyming im mean it"
Kanabia
20-01-2005, 17:19
"no more rhyming im mean it"

For a dime i say, i'll stop giving you shit.
Findecano Calaelen
20-01-2005, 17:19
Because that is not the right way to WIN.
Now I have to stick you with a PIN
Kanabia
20-01-2005, 17:19
Now I have to stick you with a PIN

You can be the one to notify my next of KIN
The Imperial Navy
20-01-2005, 17:20
OW! That PIN went IN!
Findecano Calaelen
20-01-2005, 17:20
For a dime i say, i'll stop giving you shit.
wrong the correct answer would be
"anyone want a peanut?"
Kanabia
20-01-2005, 17:21
OW! That PIN went IN!

I guess we can say, this story is FIN. :p
Findecano Calaelen
20-01-2005, 17:21
You can be the one to notify my next of KIN
Sharks have a FIN?

yeah im running out
Findecano Calaelen
20-01-2005, 17:22
I guess we can say, this story is FIN. :p
yeah you WIN
Kanabia
20-01-2005, 17:23
yeah you WIN

I always win. :D
Findecano Calaelen
20-01-2005, 17:24
I always win. :D
except when you lose *nods*
Kanabia
20-01-2005, 17:25
except when you lose *nods*

I think now's the time to listen to the blues.
Findecano Calaelen
20-01-2005, 17:26
I think now's the time to listen to the blues.
or drink some more booze
Kanabia
20-01-2005, 17:27
or drink some more booze

Which isn't possible if your religion is Druse.
Findecano Calaelen
20-01-2005, 17:29
Which isn't possible if your religion is Druse.
That might start a ruse
Kanabia
20-01-2005, 17:30
That might start a ruse

You seem quite inept at following clues.
Euroslavia
20-01-2005, 17:36
That might start a ruse

I cannot possibly lose.
Kanabia
20-01-2005, 17:38
I cannot possibly lose.

We'll see about that, you bothersome news.
Findecano Calaelen
20-01-2005, 17:44
We'll see about that, you bothersome news.
I think im going to sit back and perouse
Kanabia
20-01-2005, 17:47
I think im going to sit back and perouse

Do what you like, i will look on bemused.
The Silver Turtle
20-01-2005, 17:47
This rhyming will make me blow a fuse...
Kanabia
20-01-2005, 17:48
This rhyming will make me blow a fuse...

Good sir, I do not mean to do your brain abuse.
Findecano Calaelen
20-01-2005, 17:53
Good sir, I do not mean to do your brain abuse.
let hope you both dont get a bruise
Kanabia
20-01-2005, 17:54
let hope you both dont get a bruise

From whom do you mean? You have me confused.
Findecano Calaelen
20-01-2005, 17:55
I miss word games
Kanabia
20-01-2005, 17:57
Me too :(

I think i'm all rhymed out :p
Findecano Calaelen
20-01-2005, 17:57
did you have any more after that one?
Kanabia
20-01-2005, 17:59
did you have any more after that one?
"amuse" "shoes" "choose"

They were in the stockpile and i could probably think of a couple more :p
Findecano Calaelen
20-01-2005, 18:01
"amuse" "shoes" "choose"

They were in the stockpile and i could probably think of a couple more :p
damn I only had one more, I was just doing some recon :p
Kanabia
20-01-2005, 18:10
*grins* like I said, I cannot lose :p
The Silver Turtle
20-01-2005, 18:18
Well you forgot about "enthuse"...
Kanabia
20-01-2005, 18:20
Well you forgot about "enthuse"...

That I did, but what about Tom Cruise?
The Silver Turtle
20-01-2005, 18:27
That I did, but what about Tom Cruise?
'Twould seem I need a muse...
Kanabia
20-01-2005, 18:34
'Twould seem I need a muse...

One that can break your back with pool cues?
The Imperial Navy
21-01-2005, 10:10
Relax and take a snooze...
Neo-Anarchists
21-01-2005, 10:13
Relax and take a snooze...
Unless you work with the night crews...
The Imperial Navy
21-01-2005, 10:15
Unless you work with the night crews...

They're taking a walk through the church pews...
Neo-Anarchists
21-01-2005, 10:25
They're taking a walk through the church pews...
They're walking in twos...
The Imperial Navy
21-01-2005, 10:26
They're walking in twos...

They lit the dynamyte fuse...
Neo-Anarchists
21-01-2005, 10:27
They lit the dynamyte fuse...
Because for some odd reason, they dislike Jews...
Legless Pirates
21-01-2005, 10:27
Because for some odd reason, they dislike Jews...
who read the 8 o' clock news
Neo-Anarchists
21-01-2005, 10:28
who read the 8 o' clock news
And then their brains melted to an ooze...
The Imperial Navy
21-01-2005, 10:29
who read the 8 o' clock news

And so I yelled, "J'cuse!"

(It's french)
Legless Pirates
21-01-2005, 10:29
And then their brains melted to an ooze...
Which can be cooked into several stews
Legless Pirates
21-01-2005, 10:30
And so I yelled, "J'cuse!"

(It's french)
(oh really?)
Neo-Anarchists
21-01-2005, 10:31
Which can be cooked into several stews
And fed to animals to support zoos...
Kanabia
21-01-2005, 10:31
So they can play tunes on their Kazoo's.
Neo-Anarchists
21-01-2005, 10:32
So they can play tunes on their Kazoo's.
They're almost as skilled as Howard Hughes!
The Imperial Navy
21-01-2005, 10:32
(oh really?)

(Yes... really.)
Neo-Anarchists
21-01-2005, 10:33
(Yes... really.)
(......I like kittens.)
The Imperial Navy
21-01-2005, 10:38
(......I like kittens.)

...especially when they wear mittens.
Neo-Anarchists
21-01-2005, 10:38
...especially when they wear mittens.
Mittens made in Britain?
The Imperial Navy
21-01-2005, 10:40
Mittens made in Britain?

Yup, by guys who are sittin' ...
Neo-Anarchists
21-01-2005, 10:41
Yup, by guys who are sittin' ...
In certain places, according to rules unwritten.

(grr, this one's tricky. I'm running out of "itten"s.)
The Imperial Navy
21-01-2005, 10:44
In certain places, according to rules unwritten.

(grr, this one's tricky. I'm running out of "itten"s.)

(I'll mold a new one.)

Unwritten, sittin' on the floor.

(Try that one.)
Neo-Anarchists
21-01-2005, 10:44
(I'll mold a new one.)

Unwritten, sittin' on the floor.

(Try that one.)
Waiting for some soup to pour...
The Imperial Navy
21-01-2005, 10:45
Waiting for some soup to pour...

But then they closed the door.
Neo-Anarchists
21-01-2005, 10:47
But then they closed the door.
to keep away the rabid boar...
Trilateral Commission
21-01-2005, 10:48
and that filthy whore
Neo-Anarchists
21-01-2005, 10:49
and that filthy whore
whom we all abhor...
The Imperial Navy
21-01-2005, 10:49
and that filthy whore

Kept her knickers in my drawer....
Trilateral Commission
21-01-2005, 10:50
Quoth the Raven, "nevermore!"
Neo-Anarchists
21-01-2005, 10:51
Quoth the Raven, "nevermore!"
As was written in the days of yore.
Harlesburg
21-01-2005, 10:51
This thread has many purposes;
1) 'Tis my 3000th Post!
2) Belated celebration of my 4 billionth citizen!
3) I'm no longer a Joltbot Shoeshiner!
4) Consider this also, a tribute to the long-lost Forum 7

Free Celebratory Muffin From My Internation Mall Store For Everyone! (http://s6.invisionfree.com/International_Mall/index.php?showforum=132)
pfff only 3000 posts and 4 bill pop im way ahead.....
Opps funny way behind you.
Congrats
The Imperial Navy
21-01-2005, 10:52
You're flying high, just like a kite!
The Silver Turtle
07-02-2005, 21:29
w00t!
T3h l33t 7\/\/0 Y34R 8!R7|-||)4Y!
Neo-Anarchists
07-02-2005, 21:30
w00t!
T3h l33t 7\/\/0 Y34R 8!R7|-||)4Y!
Yay!
Go you!
:fluffle: