NationStates Jolt Archive

Book of Max, Genesis
In the begining, there was nothing, nothing but Max in the vast gulf. And Max began to work, He created, Nationstates, and said that that was good.

But Max relaised that more was need and he created the devine Forums, on the first day he created Naionstates, on the second II, on the third Gameplay, on the forth the he creat Nuts and Bolts, and on the fith he created General. And so Max saw his kingdom and said that it was good, ruling it under Violet, he revealed himself occasianly.

But on the 8th day, after many had come to Nationstates, and all where happy, a nation arrived who was not good. He became powerful and built himself a kingdom of his own. Max saw this and he forght the Tyrant, and in the end he defeated him.

But Max knew that other nations like The Tyrant would come and he created the thrice blessed moderaters, to make sure that his kingdom was good, and with that he slept.


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Add your couwn part, Gensis is taken, but anything else can be put in, any event any thread anything, lets make a huge NS bible.

Book of Myrth, Exodus

Myrth, the all mighty Pharaoh of NationStates proclaimed that all first borns of the incoming n00bs must be slaughtered in the name of protecting the elite few from the damaging affect.

One ruly n00b dared to challenge the authority of Myrth and demanded for the all mighty Myrth to let his people go.

Myrth would hear of no such thing and had his men subdue the n00bs with vast amounts of crippling rules and bannings.

Finally, they had had enough and tried to escape from the wrath of the all might Pharaoh Myrth. When they got to the Red Sea, they turned to the one ruly n00b, who attempted to part the sea. Once it was parted. they all ran across.

Myrth told his men to stay. He didn't care if the n00bs escaped. Let Jolt deal with them! He proclaimed and turned his golden chariot around to return to his palace.

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Hey, do you like, Myrth? I couldn't help myself, I had to do something like this. I hope you have a sense of humour. :D

http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=371673

I just thought I would provide a reference.

This one is better so far! ^_^

Here's some for ya...

And so it came that there was a great panic across the land, for the Server (Hallowed be Its name) had come to groan under the stress of thousands of eager NSers, n00bs and vets alike. And a decree came forth from Max (All Praise unto Him) that the Kingdom of NS should be moved to a new abode. And there was much rejoicing.
And before the Great Jolting, it came to pass that April Fool's Day arrived, and on this day the Mods reset everyone's population to 5mil. And the people cried out to Max, until they realized it was a joke, at which point they felt very silly indeed. But, in the midst of misery and chaos, there came a light in the darkness. And that light was Forum 7, revealed to the humble NSers in all its glory and radiance. And there was much rejoicing.
And so the people said to one another "Come, let us go into Forum 7, and praise the Mods who have so graciously brought it to be." And so the people of NS went unto Forum 7, and much temple-building and spam ensued. And the Mods saw that it was good, and allowed it to continue not for 1 day, but for many weeks. And there was much rejoicing.

And then there was much sorrow. For the M0ds, secretive as they are, revealed not unto the posters the *true* Forum 7. The Smoking Man standeth up in defiance, and searcheth for thy true Forum 7. But he doth failed.

Then cometh Skapedroe of many names, who spoketh out against the oppressive M0ds and George Bush. He sayeth, "Bushs ancestors caused the earth to shift on its axis by trying to direct a ray from a giant crystal thru the center of the earths core." And then there was much laughing, for he to taketh a fool seriously beeth DEATed.

........And so the good people of International incidents went to war aghinst those of General and there was much bloodshed.

Max saw this and he was sad, "Thou shalt not fight," He declared, and with that all bloodshed stopped........

........And so the good people of International incidents went to war aghinst those of General and there was much bloodshed.

Max saw this and he was sad, "Thou shalt not fight," He declared, and with that all bloodshed stopped........

...and then Scolo der Game Mod gave the Generalites "malicious intent to spam" warnings, and many were disenheartened. :(