Subversively funny conspiracy theory with no hint of truth whatsoever!!!
Blessed Assurance
16-01-2005, 09:51
Mike meyers is a Canadian spy, under cover of being an actor who portrays an undercover british spy, and a cat. But he's really trying subversively to make the americans think it's cool to stop brushing their teeth so that the all powerful conglomeration of canadian dentists will recommend canadian beef to clean our teeth with and we'll lift the ban. Seriously he said last night on Late Night With Conan Obrian, that "mad cow is good for oral hygeine".
Blessed Assurance
16-01-2005, 09:55
Please feel free to add your own theory about mike meyers or any other person or event.......
Choo-Choo Bear
16-01-2005, 10:28
http://www.bbc.co.uk/history/historic_figures/images/hitler_adolf.jpg http://www.mike-myers.net/dietersnl4.jpg
(direct linking from bbc.co.uk and mike-myers.net... Cheers)
Blessed Assurance
16-01-2005, 10:29
http://www.bbc.co.uk/history/historic_figures/images/hitler_adolf.jpg http://www.mike-myers.net/dietersnl4.jpg
He must be a double agent....
Choo-Choo Bear
16-01-2005, 10:38
(Apologies for bad taste)
Maybe the jews were resisting the plan to replace toothbrushes with dead animal.
What follows is that Mike Myers is immortal and the canadian beef industry existed well before the exporting of fresh food became commonplace. What it clever thinking and preparation? Or did they invent it?
Edit: deleted.