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The Alternative to Putin: It could be a lot worse.

Hughski
16-01-2005, 08:25
Having read a post earlier asking why people set up posts in response to other posts, I feel a great inner urge to post this response.

The National-Bolshevik party is one alternative to the present party in power...

Just look at the beautiful artwork:

http://nbp-info.ru/new/partia/listovki/98.html
http://nbp-info.ru/new/partia/listovki/24.html
http://nbp-info.ru/new/partia/listovki/25.html
http://nbp-info.ru/new/partia/listovki/42.html
http://nbp-info.ru/new/partia/listovki/55.html
http://nbp-info.ru/new/partia/listovki/92.html

I can feel the love. I can feel it. And I'm not even from the USA

Quote from the party's policy page:

"ENEMIES
2. Foreign enemies of National-bolshevism: the large Satan - USA and mondialists of Europe, incorporated in NATO and UN. Internal enemies: a class of "jackets" - boyars - bureaucrats, marauders - "new Russian", cosmopolitan intelligentsia."

I'm still feeling the love .

http://www.nbp-info.org/
Andaluciae
16-01-2005, 08:31
that is very angsty...
BlatantSillyness
16-01-2005, 08:32
Has nobody else noticed that Putin seems to be Mr. Goatse?
Andaluciae
16-01-2005, 08:33
Who is Mr. Goatse? I've seen the name floating around a bit, and I have no idea what it means...I probably don't want to now that I think about it...
BlatantSillyness
16-01-2005, 08:35
Who is Mr. Goatse? I've seen the name floating around a bit, and I have no idea what it means...I probably don't want to now that I think about it...
Google it, then imagine what the picture would look like if you could see the guys face, its fairly obvious its Vladimir Putin.
Hughski
16-01-2005, 08:38
I don't know about that...but try looking up GOATSE on yahoo image search... :p


Okay...don't do that.

Here are some more delights:

http://nbp-info.ru/new/partia/listovki/10.html
http://nbp-info.ru/new/partia/listovki/22.html
http://nbp-info.ru/new/partia/listovki/28.html
http://nbp-info.ru/new/partia/listovki/16.html
http://nbp-info.ru/new/partia/listovki/29.html
http://nbp-info.ru/new/partia/listovki/37.html


Pity the spelling is so poor:
http://nbp-info.ru/new/partia/listovki/106.html

I'm still feeling the love. Is everyone else still feeling the love?!
BlatantSillyness
16-01-2005, 08:42
I don't know about that...but try looking up GOATSE on yahoo image search... :p


Okay...don't do that.

Here are some more delights:

http://nbp-info.ru/new/partia/listovki/10.html
http://nbp-info.ru/new/partia/listovki/22.html
http://nbp-info.ru/new/partia/listovki/28.html
http://nbp-info.ru/new/partia/listovki/16.html
http://nbp-info.ru/new/partia/listovki/29.html
http://nbp-info.ru/new/partia/listovki/37.html


Pity the spelling is so poor:
http://nbp-info.ru/new/partia/listovki/106.html

I'm still feeling the love. Is everyone else still feeling the love?!
See everybody is scared cos they think thats 7 links to goatse.
Hughski
16-01-2005, 08:45
Goatse is sick. It feeds our hatred...of urm...goatse :p
Patra Caesar
16-01-2005, 08:48
I'm still feeling the love. Is everyone else still feeling the love?!

Americans will love it, it has guns. They can feel the love. I'll just display the indiffrence!:p
Hughski
16-01-2005, 08:49
Yeah, got to admit it...guns are really amazing when it comes to killing people.

:sniper: :mp5: :sniper: :mp5: :sniper: :mp5: :sniper: :mp5:
Patra Caesar
16-01-2005, 08:49
The goatse pic is a pic of a man pulling apart his butt-hole. Far enough apart to fit a soccer ball, and before you go 'stupid sick faggots,' notice his wedding ring.;)
BlatantSillyness
16-01-2005, 08:50
The goatse pic is a pic of Vladimir Putin pulling apart his butt-hole. Far enough apart to fit a soccer ball, and before you go 'stupid sick faggots,' notice his wedding ring.;)
Fixed
Hughski
16-01-2005, 08:50
The goatse pic is a pic of a man pulling apart his butt-hole. Far enough apart to fit a soccer ball, and before you go 'stupid sick faggots,' notice his wedding ring.;)

I can't believe we are critically analysing goatese. But as it happens, I am very fond of it both as a hobby and as a professional endeavour.
BlatantSillyness
16-01-2005, 08:52
I can't believe we are critically analysing goatese. But as it happens, I am very fond of it both as a hobby and as a professional endeavour.
The thing is now that we have established that Putin=Goatse and you wish to say there are worse things than Putin, I am guessing you are scared that the three guys in LemonParty are going to form a triumvirate and take over Russia?
Nationalist Valhalla
16-01-2005, 08:55
man i love these guys, they are so cool i could pee myself with chuckling delight.
BlatantSillyness
16-01-2005, 08:56
man i love these guys, they are so cool i could pee myself with chuckling delight.
what guys? the lemonparty guys?
Hughski
16-01-2005, 08:58
The thing is now that we have established that Putin=Goatse and you wish to say there are worse things than Putin, I am guessing you are scared that the three guys in LemonParty are going to form a triumvirate and take over Russia?

Nah.. I've discussed this with my Russian friend excessively and we've agreed that the worst they're going to do is to throw eggs at people or pour juice over them. But some of the girls are pretty nice..

http://www.nbp.nad.ru/new/photo/girls/077.htm

hehe... *crazy* :rolleyes: :p ( :fluffle: )

Be at one with your inner self. Open it up to the outside...let the outside flow in. GOATSE: Open yourself up and be wider..
Hughski
16-01-2005, 08:59
This woman looks dangerous...

http://www.nbp.nad.ru/new/photo/girls/074.htm
Free Soviets
16-01-2005, 09:02
The National-Bolshevik party is one alternative to the present party in power...

an utterly crazy one. bunch of fascists that are pretending to be stalinists that are pretending to be anarchists. i don't get it.
Hughski
16-01-2005, 09:05
I swear you're right. They're basically fascists pretending to be socialists...kind of...but with a twist. It's all very confusing. And parts of their site makes it look like they condone child prostitution.

And that 63 year old leader Limonov going out with a 21 year old...heheh... okay okay...true love comes in all forms.
Johnistan
16-01-2005, 09:16
This woman looks dangerous...

http://www.nbp.nad.ru/new/photo/girls/074.htm

Holy shit. I wouldn't mind getting into a firefight with her.
Blessed Assurance
16-01-2005, 09:19
Just a bunch of misguided kids, you cant take these retards seriously.
Blessed Assurance
16-01-2005, 09:19
Or they'll try to eat you, if your rich.....
Kanabia
16-01-2005, 09:23
an utterly crazy one. bunch of fascists that are pretending to be stalinists that are pretending to be anarchists. i don't get it.

They're basically neo-nazi's. National Bolshevik/National Socialist. Also note the similarity of their armband to that of the Nazi's.

They're actually spread around the world, having supporters as far away as New Zealand.

Holy shit. I wouldn't mind getting into a firefight with her.

I'm confused as to where the stereotype of Russian women being unattractive comes from... :p
Hughski
16-01-2005, 09:31
I'm confused as to where the stereotype of Russian women being unattractive comes from... :p

It's a good question.. Most of the ones I've seen are good looking - though maybe lacking the sun a bit. And most of them aren't fat either :p :fluffle:
Free Soviets
16-01-2005, 09:35
They're basically neo-nazi's. National Bolshevik/National Socialist. Also note the similarity of their armband to that of the Nazi's.

similar to the few nazis we have calling themselves 'national anarchists'. fools approximately no one.
Hughski
16-01-2005, 09:36
similar to the few nazis we have calling themselves 'national anarchists'. fools approximately no one.

Because they're misguided :rolleyes:
Kanabia
16-01-2005, 09:38
similar to the few nazis we have calling themselves 'national anarchists'. fools approximately no one.

I think they should change their name to the "Oxymoron Party". Or simply Moron Party for short.
Free Soviets
16-01-2005, 09:40
Because they're misguided :rolleyes:

their leaders certainly aren't. it's standard fascist practice - adopt some of the rhetoric and claim to hold some of the positions of the most convinient radical group.
Hughski
16-01-2005, 09:41
Conclusion: The leaders are arseholes.
Demented Hamsters
16-01-2005, 10:47
Could someone translate this for me:
http://nbp-info.ru/new/partia/listovki/103.html
They are such seriously fat sheep. Man they must give them the left-over 'roids that their woman shotputters don't use.
If Kiwiland had sheep that size, it would have sunk by now.
Demented Hamsters
16-01-2005, 10:48
This woman looks dangerous...

http://www.nbp.nad.ru/new/photo/girls/074.htm
Chicks with guns! That's sexy. ;)
Free Soviets
16-01-2005, 11:19
Could someone translate this for me:
http://nbp-info.ru/new/partia/listovki/103.html

well, the thing on the bottom says 'national-bolshevik party'. my transliteration of the bit at the top is meaningless to me though.
Free Soviets
16-01-2005, 11:47
my transliteration of the bit at the top is meaningless to me though.

"_____ the election", maybe? and the only thing that fits in the blank would be "fuck", but that's just a guess.

edit: well, i got the election part right. according to babelfish it means something like "everything on the election". possibly demanding ballot access?
Hughski
16-01-2005, 12:25
Chicks with guns! That's sexy. ;)

Damn right :p
Nationalist Valhalla
16-01-2005, 14:56
similar to the few nazis we have calling themselves 'national anarchists'. fools approximately no one.
i prefer klanarchist/klanarchy myself
Demented Hamsters
16-01-2005, 15:15
"_____ the election", maybe? and the only thing that fits in the blank would be "fuck", but that's just a guess.

edit: well, i got the election part right. according to babelfish it means something like "everything on the election". possibly demanding ballot access?
So what the hell has that got to do with fat sheep on steroids? Other than being a cool name for a band.
Free Soviets
16-01-2005, 22:59
So what the hell has that got to do with fat sheep on steroids? Other than being a cool name for a band.

hell if i know. maybe they're calling everyone who votes for putin a bunch of sheep?
Hughski
16-01-2005, 23:42
hell if i know. maybe they're calling everyone who votes for putin a bunch of sheep?

You are correct in your noble hypothesis.