Funny story
So me and a bunch of friends of mine decided that it would fun if we went sledding on the hill thats no to far from our house. after a few runs we moved to another part of the hill, I went first. As I stopped I noticed something coming toward my leg. Suddenly I felt a bite on , my leg. Quickly turning I found out that I was being attacked by a fox. After kicking it a few time and my friends eventually coming down to help me the fox took off.
rabies shot?
usually foxes avoid people unless they're rabid.
BlatantSillyness
16-01-2005, 08:02
rabies shot?
usually foxes avoid people unless they're rabid.
Why would foxes bite people with rabies? Surely the fox realises they could catch rabies doing something like that?
Adrian Barbeau-Bot
16-01-2005, 08:02
i wont make a "crazy like a fox" joke
i wont make a "crazy like a fox" joke
i wont make a "crazy like a fox" joke...
BlatantSillyness
16-01-2005, 08:04
i wont make a "crazy like a fox" joke
i wont make a "crazy like a fox" joke
i wont make a "crazy like a fox" joke...
see now you have to*waits patiently*
Patra Caesar
16-01-2005, 08:07
So me and a bunch of friends of mine decided that it would fun if we went sledding on the hill thats no to far from our house. after a few runs we moved to another part of the hill, I went first. As I stopped I noticed something coming toward my leg. Suddenly I felt a bite on , my leg. Quickly turning I found out that I was being attacked by a fox. After kicking it a few time and my friends eventually coming down to help me the fox took off.
What's funny about this? I mean other than someone getting hurt.;):p
BlatantSillyness
16-01-2005, 08:08
What's funny about this? I mean other than someone getting hurt.;):p
He neglected to mention he and his friends were dressed as clowns the entire time.
Adrian Barbeau-Bot
16-01-2005, 08:12
see now you have to*waits patiently*
man, that fox was crazy... crazy like a fox!
wait... let me try again.
man, that story was crazy... crazy like a fox!
not much better. ah well, screw it.
I don't mean to be mean yes I do but that wasn't really funny. At least not funny enough to justify the precious seconds of my life you wasted. Perhaps if the subsequent rabies had given you explosive diarrhea.
BlatantSillyness
16-01-2005, 08:34
I don't mean to be mean yes I do but that wasn't really funny. At least not funny enough to justify the precious seconds of my life you wasted. Perhaps if the subsequent rabies had given you explosive diarrhea.
You should post a funny story to show him how its done.(better not have fake bible books in it tho)
like this one i found:
An engineer sees his engineer friend ride up to him on a brand new bicycle. "Where'd you get that," he asks. The other engineer replies, "A beautiful woman approached me in the park on this bike, got off and undressed. She said 'You can have whatever you want.'" "Good choice," says the first engineer, "her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."
:D
You should post a funny story to show him how its done.(better not have fake bible books in it tho)
So the other night I was sitting at my computer beging an off-handed post mocking the Bib... oh wait.
You should post a funny story to show him how its done.(better not have fake bible books in it tho)
Did I mention the fact that we had spayed my sled with Cooking oil to make it go faster. Or the fact that my friends were rather busy at the top of the hill laughing at my before they actually came to my aid.
As for rabis, didn't see the need since the fox was unable to bite throught my freezer suit
BlatantSillyness
16-01-2005, 11:02
As for rabis, didn't see the need since the fox was unable to bite throught my freezer suit
Hmm, if the fox was jewish maybe a rabi could have convinced it not to bite ya?
Knowledgeables
16-01-2005, 11:03
like this one i found:
An engineer sees his engineer friend ride up to him on a brand new bicycle. "Where'd you get that," he asks. The other engineer replies, "A beautiful woman approached me in the park on this bike, got off and undressed. She said 'You can have whatever you want.'" "Good choice," says the first engineer, "her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."
:D
lol!
I saw a fox once, I was cutting through a wooden area near my home and it popped up from its hole. It watched me and I watched it, and then I chaged my course a bit and showed that I wasn't going for it, so it left me be. They are beautiful creatures I might add.
As for being attacked by a fox, it would be so kewl if you would have taped it, lol. Could have sent it in for Worlds funniest videos, though it wouldn't win because there is no baby, nor anyone getting kicked in the nads.
Choo-Choo Bear
16-01-2005, 11:25
Once... Once... Once I jumped off a tree and landed on my face and then this cat started licking my face and then a dog started licking the cat and then a mouse started eating my leg... Ahaha.
Did I mention that I put oil on my shirt and my friends were laughing their arses off at me the whole time? That should make it funnier for you.
Foxes are the best animal ever (besides pigs).
BlatantSillyness
16-01-2005, 11:26
I saw a fox once, I was cutting through a wooden area near my home and it popped up from its hole. It watched me and I watched it, and then I chaged my course a bit and showed that I wasn't going for it, so it left me be. They are beautiful creatures I might add.
As for being attacked by a fox, it would be so kewl if you would have taped it, lol. Could have sent it in for Worlds funniest videos, though it wouldn't win because there is no baby, nor anyone getting kicked in the nads.
Someday there will be a video of a fox kicking a baby in the nads, then the world can end happy.
Someday there will be a video of a fox kicking a baby in the nads, then the world can end happy.
no, it will be a baby, throwing a fox, that bites a man in the nads. much funnier
BlatantSillyness
16-01-2005, 11:29
no, it will be a baby, throwing a fox, that bites a man in the nads. much funnier
That would make a really nice logo for fox news if the baby was rush limbaugh and the man was michael moore
Boonytopia
16-01-2005, 11:30
no, it will be a baby, throwing a fox, that bites a man in the nads. much funnier
Then the man could kick the fox in the nads to stop it from biting him.
Then the man could kick the fox in the nads to stop it from biting him.
no, cause then PETA would be pissed and stage some protest, and the tv station would then pull the video, and red tape, and quacks.
Though true story, a friend of mine ran a leather shop and two people came in to his shop ranting about the unethical ways of killing was done for the leathers, and one was wearing a leather Harley jacket, and the other was wearing Italian leather shoes.
Both companies use high end leather, which means the cows are kept confined to small little cells, that have slick sides so they can't scratch themselves, they are also not let to run around because it would make the leather a lesser quality.
needless to say, but my friend went off on them and kicked them out of his shop.
Boonytopia
16-01-2005, 11:59
I saw a fox once, I was cutting through a wooden area near my home and it popped up from its hole. It watched me and I watched it, and then I chaged my course a bit and showed that I wasn't going for it, so it left me be. They are beautiful creatures I might add.
Foxes are feral pests where I live.
Gorsley Gardens
16-01-2005, 12:18
The only fox I have ever, ever seen in real life was a scarf in a cardboard box in my grandparents' attic. It had been my great great grandmother's favourite party accessory, apparently.
Kroblexskij
16-01-2005, 12:33
foxes ahh foxes a few facts you didnt know
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if you rearange foxes it spells........................................sofex, which sounds like a thermal jargon they put in coats