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Who has the greastest Bushism site. I really want to see what yall can dig up. :D

"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"

"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"
im being to feel like im being followed by a lot if people. YOU GUYS ARE THE WORST, I ONLY HAVE ONE QUOTE AND NO WEBSITE

if your going to do an impression of captain dumbass

GOOGLE IS YOUR FRIEND

"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child."
…Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."
…Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/15/95

"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change."
…Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 5/22/98

"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history."
…Governor George W. Bush.

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
…Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
…Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."
…Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

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im being to feel like im being followed by a lot if people. YOU GUYS ARE THE WORST, I ONLY HAVE ONE QUOTE AND NO WEBSITE

Honestly, can't you google your own quotes? Just to counter the size of that font...



Some Shrubisms

"There's no question that the minute I got elected, the storm clouds on the horizon were getting nearly directly overhead."
- Washington, D.C., May 11, 2001

"We're making sure that we purchase vampire defeating devices."
- Washington D.C., August 18, 2001

"First, we would not accept a treaty that would not have been ratified, nor a treaty that I thought made sense for the country."
- On the Kyoto accord in an interview with the Washington Post, April 24, 2001

We're making the right decisions to bring the solution to an end."
- Washington, D.C., April 10, 2001

"I've coined new words, like, misunderstanding and Hispanically."
- Radio-Television Correspondents Association dinner, Washington, D.C., March 29, 2001

Sometimes that doesn't happen all the time in the political process."
- Chicago, March 6, 2001

"Of all states that understands local control of schools, Iowa is such a state."
- Council Bluffs, Iowa, Feb. 28, 2001

"You teach a child to read and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test."
- Townsend (Tenn.) Elementary School, Feb. 21, 2001

"There's no such thing as legacies. At least, there is a legacy, but I'll never see it."
- To Catholic leaders at the White House, Jan. 31, 2001

"Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is going to be an assignment."
-Interview with the New York Times, Jan. 14, 2001

"I hope the ambitious realize that they are more likely to succeed with success as opposed to failure."
- Interview with the Associated Press, Jan. 18, 2001

"I do remain confident in Linda. She'll make a fine labor secretary. From what I've read in the press accounts, she's perfectly qualified."
- Austin, Texas, Jan. 8, 2001

"Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods."
- Austin, Texas, Dec. 20, 2000

"They misunderestimated me."
- Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000

"They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it's some kind of federal program."
- St. Charles, Mo., Nov. 2, 2000

"It's your money. You paid for it."
- LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000

"I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer your question."
- In response to a question about whether he wished he could take back any of his answers in the first debate. Reynoldsburg, Ohio, Oct. 4, 2000

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."
- Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000

"One of the common denominators I have found is that expectations rise above that which is expected."
- Los Angeles, Sept. 27, 2000

"More and more of our imports come from overseas."
- Beaverton, Ore., Sep. 25, 2000

"I understand small business growth. I was one."
- New York Daily News, Feb. 19, 2000

"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."
- Greater Nashua, N.H., Chamber of Commerce, Jan. 27, 2000

I also found some funny Shrub insults:

Do you have Hoof and Mouth disease or do you always talk like Forest Gump?

George W. Bush: Nobody likes you except your mother and Dick Cheney

George W. Bush: Who's your Daddy?

W stands for Who let the Dumbfucks out?!!!

Even the Devil hates you!!!

Timothy McVeigh: 168
George W Bush: 1537
Fair & Equal Justice: 0

Now in all fairness if you dug through all my posts you could probably find some equaly amusing results.

Here are some, though I didn't them from websites, I fround them from books, and anti-bush t-shirts.

"I hope the ambitious relise that they are more likely to succeed with success, as opposed to failiure.

"I'm the master of LOW expectations."

"Q: If you were a tree, what would you be?

A: I'm not a tree, I'm a bush."

I have to go read some more books of bushism's, I'll come back with some more.

Anybody else who replies to this thread is AWSOME!!!

Replies, as in giving more Captain Dumb@$$ quotes.

Here are some more bushisms

"I want to thank you for taking time out of your day to come and witness my hanging."
-At the dedication of his portrait, Austin, Texas, January 4, 2002

"This administration is doing everything we can to end the stalemate in an efficient way. We're making the right decisions to bring the solution to an end."
-Washington D.C., April 10, 2001

"I'm sure you can imagine it's an unimaginable honor o live here."
In a White House address to agriculture leaders, June 18, 2001

"Our nation must come together to unite."
Tampa, Florida, June 4, 2001

"If there are warning signs of the horizon, we need to pay attention to them,"
-Washington, D.C., May 11, 2001

"I've got a preference for friends."
-After meeting with Prime minister Jean Chretien of Canada, Washington, D.C., February 5, 2001

"But if you've been laid off of work, you're 100% unemployed, and I worry about it."
-Green Bay, Wisconsin, September 3, 2001.

Info. from the book entitled: "More Bushisms" edited by Jacob Weisberg.

Honestly, can't you google your own quotes? Just to counter the size of that font...



Some Shrubisms

"There's no question that the minute I got elected, the storm clouds on the horizon were getting nearly directly overhead."
- Washington, D.C., May 11, 2001

"We're making sure that we purchase vampire defeating devices."
- Washington D.C., August 18, 2001

"First, we would not accept a treaty that would not have been ratified, nor a treaty that I thought made sense for the country."
- On the Kyoto accord in an interview with the Washington Post, April 24, 2001

We're making the right decisions to bring the solution to an end."
- Washington, D.C., April 10, 2001

"I've coined new words, like, misunderstanding and Hispanically."
- Radio-Television Correspondents Association dinner, Washington, D.C., March 29, 2001

Sometimes that doesn't happen all the time in the political process."
- Chicago, March 6, 2001

"Of all states that understands local control of schools, Iowa is such a state."
- Council Bluffs, Iowa, Feb. 28, 2001

"You teach a child to read and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test."
- Townsend (Tenn.) Elementary School, Feb. 21, 2001

"There's no such thing as legacies. At least, there is a legacy, but I'll never see it."
- To Catholic leaders at the White House, Jan. 31, 2001

"Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is going to be an assignment."
-Interview with the New York Times, Jan. 14, 2001

"I hope the ambitious realize that they are more likely to succeed with success as opposed to failure."
- Interview with the Associated Press, Jan. 18, 2001

"I do remain confident in Linda. She'll make a fine labor secretary. From what I've read in the press accounts, she's perfectly qualified."
- Austin, Texas, Jan. 8, 2001

"Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods."
- Austin, Texas, Dec. 20, 2000

"They misunderestimated me."
- Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000

"They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it's some kind of federal program."
- St. Charles, Mo., Nov. 2, 2000

"It's your money. You paid for it."
- LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000

"I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer your question."
- In response to a question about whether he wished he could take back any of his answers in the first debate. Reynoldsburg, Ohio, Oct. 4, 2000

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."
- Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000

"One of the common denominators I have found is that expectations rise above that which is expected."
- Los Angeles, Sept. 27, 2000

"More and more of our imports come from overseas."
- Beaverton, Ore., Sep. 25, 2000

"I understand small business growth. I was one."
- New York Daily News, Feb. 19, 2000

"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."
- Greater Nashua, N.H., Chamber of Commerce, Jan. 27, 2000

I also found some funny Shrub insults:

Do you have Hoof and Mouth disease or do you always talk like Forest Gump?

George W. Bush: Nobody likes you except your mother and Dick Cheney

George W. Bush: Who's your Daddy?

W stands for Who let the Dumbfucks out?!!!

Even the Devil hates you!!!

Timothy McVeigh: 168
George W Bush: 1537
Fair & Equal Justice: 0

Now in all fairness if you dug through all my posts you could probably find some equaly amusing results.
let me say this (scream it) I have

I wanted to see yall could come up with ones I havent seen. SO BACKOFF

Laughs hard and long at the fact he kinda told someone off and realizes he has never done that before.

I believe I already stated mine in the thread "Bush Needs Your help"
so im glad Im getting more. Ill prove to you that Im not lazy and put the ones up I found.

and the store has been opened (www.bushisms.com)
"You've heard Al Gore say he invented the internet.
Well, if he was so smart, why do all the addresses begin with "W"?"
--10-28-00 Headline News - Mimi
Nov. 2, 2000, SEATTLE --
"If you don't stand for anything, you don't standfor anything!"
Gov. George W. Bush said to a packed rally at Bellevue Community College on Tuesday night.
--Thanks, Michael.
"They said this issue wouldn't resignate with the People. They've been proved wrong, it does resignate." ("resonate"?!)

"I believe a military of high morale is conducive to keeping the peace..."
not the worst but...
"...when we find a senior who has to choose between food and medicine-that's not our vision of America." Am I missing something? Aren't the two parts of this statement disconnected?

"A surplus means there'll be money left over. Otherwise, it wouldn't be called a surplus."
-- Kalamazoo, MI 10/27/2000 - Jack

If we are going to save a generation of young people, our children must know they will face bad consequences for criminal behavior. Sadly, too many youths are not getting that message. Our juvenile justice system must say to our children: We love you, but we are going to hold you accountable for your actions. --Bush campaign literature.
(Mr. Dubya: should you be held accountable for your youthful indiscretions when you were a 30 year old "child"?!)
"I'm not going to talk about what I did as a child. What I am going to talk about -- and I am going to say this consistently -- [is that] it is irrelevant what I did 20 to 30 years ago. What's relevant is that I have learned from any mistakes I made. I do not want to send signals to anybody that what Gov. Bush did 30 years ago is cool to try."
--Gov. Bush in an interview with WMUR-TV in New Hampshire, when asked if he had used "drugs, marijuana, cocaine"

"I don't want nations feeling like that they can bully
ourselves and our allies. I want to have a ballistic defense
system so that we can make the world more peaceful, and at
the same time I want to reduce our own nuclear capacities to
the level commiserate with keeping the peace."
—Des Moines, Iowa, Oct. 23, 2000
"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take
dream."
—LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000 "If I'm the president, we're going to have emergency-room care,
we're going to have gag orders." "Drug therapies are replacing a lot of medicines as we used to
know it." "It's one thing about insurance, that's a Washington term." "I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a
gun." "Mr. Vice President, in all due respect, it is—I'm not sure 80
percent of the people get the death tax. I know this: 100 percent
will get it if I'm the president." "Quotas are bad for America. It's not the way America is all
about." "If affirmative action means what I just described, what I'm for,
then I'm for it."
—St. Louis, Mo., October 18, 2000 "Our priorities is our faith."
—Greensboro, N.C., Oct. 10, 2000 "I mean, there needs to be a wholesale effort against racial
profiling, which is illiterate children."
—Second presidential debate, Oct. 11, 2000 (Thanks to Leonard Williams.) "It's going to require numerous IRA agents."
—On Gore's tax plan, Greensboro, N.C., Oct. 10, 2000 "I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to
answer questions. I can't answer your question."
—In response to a question about whether he wished he could take back any of his answers in the
first debate. Reynoldsburg, Ohio, Oct. 4, 2000 (Thanks to Peter Feld.) "I would have my secretary of treasury be in touch with the
financial centers, not only here but at home."
—Boston, Oct. 3, 2000 (Thanks to M. Bateman.)
While speaking about KIPP Academy in Houston, Texas during the debate
last night, would-be president Bush said:
"It's a school full of so-called at-risk children. It's how we,
unfortunately, label certain children. It means basically they
can't learn. ... It's one of the best schools in Houston."
So he thinks that "at-risk" means "can't learn?" And that one of the
best schools in Houston is filled with students that can't learn? What an idiot. (Thanks Derek Brandon)
... I've been talking to Vicente Fox, the new president of Mexico... I know him... to have gas and oil sent to U.S.... so we'll not depend on foreign oil...
-- on the first Presidential debate, 10/03/2000 "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."
—Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000 "I will have a foreign-handed foreign policy."
—Redwood, Calif., Sept. 27, 2000
"One of the common denominators I have found is that expectations
rise above that which is expected." --Los Angeles, Sept. 27, 2000
"...more and more of our imports are coming from overseas."
-- On NPR's Morning Edition (9/26) - (Thanks Paul ...)
Larry King: "What do people misunderstand about you most"
George Walker Bush: "That I'm running on my dad's name... (!?!)
I'm proud of my dad... I reconciled my love for my dad a long time ago"
-- What the heck is he talking about? (Thanks Dave...)
"Well, that's going to be up to the pundits and the people to make
up their mind. I'll tell you what is a president for him, for example,
talking about my record in the state of Texas. I mean, he's willing
to say anything in order to convince people that I haven't had a
good record in Texas."
--MSNBC, Sept. 20, 2000 (Thanks to Gregory H. Monberg.)
"I am aperson who recognizes the fallacy of humans...,"
apparently meaning fallibility."
--from "Bush courts women in cozy 'Oprah' visit" by William Goldshclag
printed in the New York City edition of the Daily News, September 20, 2000, page 5 (Thanks Michael...) "A tax cut is really one of the anecdotes to coming out of an
economic illness."-- The Edge With Paula Zahn, Sept. 18, 2000 "The woman who knew that I had dyslexia--I never interviewed her."
--Orange, Calif., Sept. 15, 2000
"The best way to relieve families from time is to let them keep some
of their own money." —Westminster, Calif., Sept.13, 2000
"They have miscalculated me as a leader." —Ibid.
"...I don't need to be subliminabable.." Orlando, FL, Sept. 12 -- when caught using subliminal technique in his dirty ads against Gore... (read more)
"This is what I'm good at. I like meeting people, my fellow citizens, I like interfacing with them."—Outside Pittsburgh, Sept. 8, 2000
"That's Washington. That's the place where you find people getting ready to jump out of the foxholes before the first shot is fired."
—Westland, Mich., Sept. 8, 2000
"Listen, Al Gore is a very tough opponent. He is the incumbent. He represents the incumbency. And a challenger is somebody who generally comes from the pack and wins, if you're going to win. And that's where I'm coming from."
—Detroit, Sept. 7, 2000 (Thanks to Michael Butler, Houston, Texas.)
"We'll let our friends be the peacekeepers and the great country called America will be the pacemakers."—Houston,Texas, Sept. 6, 2000

"We don't believe in planners and deciders making the decisions on behalf of Americans."—Scranton, Pa., Sept. 6, 2000

"I regret that a private comment I made to the vice presidential candidate made it through the public airways." —Allentown, Pa., Sept. 5, 2000.
Is he regreting what he said? Oh, no... he's regreting that we heard...
who is an asshole? (Bush's list of assholes must be very loooong...)

"The point is, this is a way to help inoculate me about what has come and is coming."
--on his anti-Gore ad, in an interview with the New York Times, Sept. 2, 2000

"As governor of Texas, I have set high standards for our public
schools, and I have met those standards."
--CNN online chat, Aug.30, 2000 (what are ya' laughin at?)

"Well, I think if you say you're going to do something and don't do
it, that's trustworthiness."--Ibid.

- "exemplarary"...
-- On 60 Minutes, 09/10/2000, after a rather interesting "expose" of the Texas schools and
the terrified kids waiting to take the TAAS (?) test... I wonder what his SAT's were? The debates will most certainly win an Emmy for best comedy series.- Frank
(Thanks Frank)
The Texas governor, who spoke passionately of the need for
"plain-spoken Americans in the White House," tried to appear more
Southern gentleman than good-ol' boy as he and running mate Dick
Cheney shook hands with supporters at Naperville North High School
before cantering among the crowd at the city's Last Fling 2000
parade.
But "plain-spoken" took on quite an ironic meaning just before
Bush addressed the estimated 7,500 people who gathered in and
about the makeshift outdoor arena south of the high school.
A live microphone picked up an aside in which Bush described a
New York Times reporter who had written critically of his campaign as
"a major-league ass hole." The microphone also recorded Cheney's
rejoinder of "Oh yeah, he is, big time."
The disparaging words could not be heard by most observers over
the spirited playing of a marching band and the earsplitting roar of
the crowd. Cheney later refused to discuss the incident, saying
only that Bush "made a private comment to me."
...sounds very "presidential".. ---Naperville Sun - 09/06/00 - Thanks Chris
"I don't know whether I'm going to win or not. I think I am. I do know I'm ready for the job. And, if not, that's just the way it goes."
—Des Moines, Iowa, Aug. 21, 2000

"We cannot let terriers* and rogue nations hold this nation hostile
(hostage) or hold our allies hostile.''
—Ibid. *Thanks for the correction, Phyllis (09/09/00

Dude those are awesome! :D

(rolls on the floor laughing)

ROFLAMO!!! this is to good!!

ROFLAMO!!! this is to good!!
I know right, They need to keep this thread going

ROFLAMO!!! this is to good!!

Are you really ROFLAMO? Are you sure you didn't ROFLAMABLOPCARTANDPOOP?

Are you really ROFLAMO? Are you sure you didn't ROFLAMABLOPCARTANDPOOP?
should I ask

"He forgot Poland!"

"He forgot Poland!"
Never Have I heard Three words that can make any anti-bush person fall on the floor laughing, other that "He forgor Poland!" You definetly cant forget that one. thanks for remidning us.

Are you really ROFLAMO? Are you sure you didn't ROFLAMABLOPCARTANDPOOP?
I think he's ROFLMAOWTFBBQ.

I think he's ROFLMAOWTFBBQ.
wow Im behind. What do those mean other than Roll on the floor lauging

Awww, are the commies still sad that their pansyass candidate got his ass beaten?

Enough already. Your hatemongering and mudslinging didn't work. You can cry and complain all you want, but all of the commies in Washington DC and the residents of Commiewood couldn't do jack shit.

Quit your crying, stop being such pansyasses and suck it up. You lost, and making fun of our great President isn't going to change that.

Awww, are the commies still sad that their pansyass candidate got his ass beaten?

Enough already. Your hatemongering and mudslinging didn't work. You can cry and complain all you want, but all of the commies in Washington DC and the residents of Commiewood couldn't do jack shit.

Quit your crying, stop being such pansyasses and suck it up. You lost, and making fun of our great President isn't going to change that.
Well if you actually understand why your president says the things he says then maybe I will respect our president. or as yall call him prime minister. So lol you just lost.

Awww, are the commies still sad that their pansyass candidate got his ass beaten?

Enough already. Your hatemongering and mudslinging didn't work. You can cry and complain all you want, but all of the commies in Washington DC and the residents of Commiewood couldn't do jack shit.

Quit your crying, stop being such pansyasses and suck it up. You lost, and making fun of our great President isn't going to change that.
*snickers* C'mon, we all gotta poke fun at ourselves sometime (and I didn't support Kerry; I'm libertarian)

*snickers* C'mon, we all gotta poke fun at ourselves sometime (and I didn't support Kerry; I'm libertarian)
You forget that G-d indorsed Bush so we cant laugh at him without the wraith of Right-wing-Nut-jobs. Note no mention of wraith of the big guy

Awww, are the commies still sad that their pansyass candidate got his ass beaten?

Enough already. Your hatemongering and mudslinging didn't work. You can cry and complain all you want, but all of the commies in Washington DC and the residents of Commiewood couldn't do jack shit.

Quit your crying, stop being such pansyasses and suck it up. You lost, and making fun of our great President isn't going to change that.


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More proof of what I always say. Bush voters, for the most part, are not smart people. :D

But they are fun to mock, they invite it so gloriously.

'Our great President'... Wow, what a great president!

Radical Conservatives are truly a unique breed. They'll scream atop of their lungs if some official lies about their sexual exploits, but they defend to the death folks who lie about declaring war on another country...

You know, I believe in opposition. Every ruling body can use opposition to keep it in check. But sometimes I think the available parties should just be centrist and left-wing...

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More proof of what I always say. Bush voters, for the most part, are not smart people. :D

But they are fun to mock, they invite it so gloriously.

'Our great President'... Wow, what a great president!

Radical Conservatives are truly a unique breed. They'll scream atop of their lungs if some official lies about their sexual exploits, but they defend to the death folks who lie about declaring war on another country...

You know, I believe in opposition. Every ruling body can use opposition to keep it in check. But sometimes I think the available parties should just be centrist and left-wing... Interesting and yet true at the same time

You forget that G-d indorsed Bush
But at least I didn't forget Poland (http://www.youforgotpoland.com/)!

But at least I didn't forget Poland!
http://www.youforgotpoland.com-poland.gif
Still funnier than Hades

But at least I didn't forget Poland (http://www.youforgotpoland.com/)!
Awesome link that was hilarious

anybody know if Bushisms are in any encylopedia

It is, It is in Wikipedia

It is, It is in Wikipedia
lol this makes me very happy.

wow this dieing quickly.

Huh, can't think of any that haven't been said already.

Wait, my brother is anti-bush, I'll ask him. Oh, right. He's busy, but yells 'Nigeria is an important continent' down the stairs at me.

What are brothers for =)

Huh, can't think of any that haven't been said already.

Wait, my brother is anti-bush, I'll ask him. Oh, right. He's busy, but yells 'Nigeria is an important continent' down the stairs at me.

What are brothers for =)
lol that one I havent heard before

But at least I didn't forget Poland (http://www.youforgotpoland.com/)!

One problem with that website it reccommends Iran and NK but going to Afghanistan was a good thing. As far as I am aware there were no countries opposed to the invasion. My question though I don't understand why the US went to Iraq when they had yet to get OSAMA, who posed much more of a threat then Saddam. Just my little political beef please debate is fine no flaming. :)