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The stupidest thing i've done was in band practice, where I was playing an electric bass with a pick. I play fingerstyle, and was unsure of how to properly use the flexible bright pink object in my right hand. I was also distracted by a certain something ;) across the room. We were playing an Ab scale, so I was not paying much attention to my instrument, and was plucking rather hard, and on the upstroke on the highest note of the scale, the pick flew out of my hands, and conked my teacher. "Don't like playing with a pick, eh?" was the rather embarassing response.

So, what was you're moment of stupidity in the last 167 hours?

Argue with some one on NationStates.. ;)

I took out a glass to get a drink.
Then I wandered off.
Then I realized I was thirsty,
I came back and got out another glass.
I continued this process until I had 5 glasses out in various places around the house where i had set them down, and I had none left in the cupboard.

I decided to take a new exercise regime up a week before my exams when I haven't done any revision...

Not read the instructions properly on an exam.

your mom


OUCH, BURNED!


c'mon...it HAD to be said before a n00b did it

I bench pressed wrong. Tore something in my shoulder and it fucking hurts. Even dumber is that I haven't seen anyone about it.

Not read the instructions properly on an exam.
I accidentally mismarked something one time I took the SATs, and had to erase and re-fill in 40 or so little bubbles.

stupidest thing you've done this week

Try to have a reasonable discussion on NS

I accidentally mismarked something one time I took the SATs, and had to erase and re-fill in 40 or so little bubbles.
At least you got to correct it though. I only realised after I left and talked about it.

At least you got to correct it though. I only realised after I left and talked about it.
:(
That's no fun.

The stupidest thing i've done was in band practice, where I was playing an electric bass with a pick. I play fingerstyle, and was unsure of how to properly use the flexible bright pink object in my right hand. I was also distracted by a certain something ;) across the room. We were playing an Ab scale, so I was not paying much attention to my instrument, and was plucking rather hard, and on the upstroke on the highest note of the scale, the pick flew out of my hands, and conked my teacher. "Don't like playing with a pick, eh?" was the rather embarassing response.

So, what was you're moment of stupidity in the last 167 hours?

Speaking of bass playing....ever tried to play "Give it Away" over and over and over...? The kind of over and over til you finger goes numb and you dont notice that youre losing skin and blood :s Thats the stupidest thing I did, I think theres a hole in my finger :(

stupidest thing you've done this week

Try to have a reasonable discussion on NS
thats pretty damn dumb, you win

I drove my bike through the school hallways in full camoflague and army helmet. Right after school, so most people were there. No one recognized me though. And I had someone ready to swing the door open so I could just drive out. It was awesome, I had my CD player hooked up to lousy speakers, so I went flying down the hallways with Ride Of The Valkyries blaring, it was like the scene from Apocolypse Now. Teachers though just heard the song, and saw a camo'ed person on a bike and bout died laughing.

thats pretty damn dumb, you win

say "damn dumb" 5 times fast.

Congratulations! You've just done something stupid! Maybe it's the stupidest all week, but that's not likely......I'm sure you've done much worse.

say "damn dumb" 5 times fast.

Congratulations! You've just done something stupid! Maybe it's the stupidest all week, but that's not likely......I'm sure you've done much worse.
judging by your post count and your immediate attack of me i assume you are some neocon who was just banned?

I uh....forgot to open the door for my date.

judging by your post count and your immediate attack of me i assume you are some neocon who was just banned?

actually, that was my first comment on this thread. ???

I drove my bike through the school hallways in full camoflague and army helmet. Right after school, so most people were there. No one recognized me though. And I had someone ready to swing the door open so I could just drive out. It was awesome, I had my CD player hooked up to lousy speakers, so I went flying down the hallways with Ride Of The Valkyries blaring, it was like the scene from Apocolypse Now. Teachers though just heard the song, and saw a camo'ed person on a bike and bout died laughing.

That's not dumb, that's FUNNY!

LMFAO, the piece de resistance was the ride of the valkyries thing

I decided I wanted to be nice to my x and not acctually say no to him when he asked me out and just hope he got over me. now he ask's me out at least 7 times a day, fallows me to class, shows up at places I mentioned I was going to, its and endless list, and now I cant get rid of him.

I got into a drunken mob brawl between my dorm's floor and a Fraternity.

About a week ago, someone in the frat told this guy from my floor "Party's over, you can just take the keg." He did, and they noticed it was missing about four days later, so when that guy goes back with a friend for another party, someone jumps him. It'd be 12 on 2 if he tried, so he comes back here, borrows a bit of my supply of hard liquor, dares me to chug a bottle of white rum, and then starts recruiting. We're all smashed and stupid, so he gets about 20 people who just want to break shit to walk in 20 degree freezing rain to the frat house, and we whack the shit out of random strangers outside for an hour, stopping every five minutes when somebody yells "COPS" and runs away.

Then a few people remembered that they had cars nearby, and everyone but the guy who took the keg piled in. We get to our nice, warm dorms safely, he comes in an our later, and nobody can move the next day.

I read this thread....

:p

I read this thread....

:p

That was pretty dumb................. :D

last Wednesday, I was about to go to bed and I was setting my alarm and I thought to myself 'right, it's Friday tomorrow, i don't start college until 9:50 so I can have a lie in' so I set my alarm for 8:30. Next morning, I got up at 8:30 and went to brush my teeth, then suddenly it occured to me 'it's Thursday ****! I have an exam at 9!' this was a huge problem because I wasn't dressed or anything and it takes me an hour to get to college on the bus. So I quickly got dressed and luckily my nan was on hand to lend me some money for a taxi, so I got to college for 9:20, ran to the sports hall only to realise that was the wrong room so I ran to the right room, sat at my desk then reached into my pocket only to realise I'd forgotten my pen and calculator so I had to put my hand up and ask a teacher who had to go around the room looking for a pen for me, I eventually started the exam half an hour late, and I was doing well until I turned over the page to find a 10 mark question and a 40 mark essay and then looked at the clock to find I only had 5 minutes left, I think it's safe to say I havn't done very well in that exam

Was talking to my friend on ski's, and I started to drift backwards, so I dug my poles into the ground. I then let go of them to adjust my glove, and went backwards down the hill, taking out two people. I stopped when my ski hit a tree and i flew into the ground, face first.

I decided I wanted to be nice to my x and not acctually say no to him when he asked me out and just hope he got over me. now he ask's me out at least 7 times a day, fallows me to class, shows up at places I mentioned I was going to, its and endless list, and now I cant get rid of him.


RESTRAINING ORDER

I went to the grocery store yesterday to get 2 things, came back with tons of stuff but only one of the two items I went to get. :headbang:

I went to the grocery store yesterday to get 2 things, came back with tons of stuff but only one of the two items I went to get. :headbang:


LMAO

i drank too much tea and got a caffine rush.

Not revise for my A/S levels, not bother doing a history essay, geting cuaght smoking by a teacher. *sigh* not a good week

Hmm.. I was talking to my gf on the phone and she needed to talk to her brother or something so I went on MSN to check e-mails. My ex was on MSN and a few other friends of mine.. Anyway when gf came back on phone she said, "hey im back" and I said "hey becca"....
My ex's name is rebecca and my gf's name is kate lol. :p Cause I was talking to someone on MSN got my brain confused hehe

Hmm.. I was talking to my gf on the phone and she needed to talk to her brother or something so I went on MSN to check e-mails. My ex was on MSN and a few other friends of mine.. Anyway when gf came back on phone she said, "hey im back" and I said "hey becca"....
My ex's name is rebecca and my gf's name is kate lol. :p Cause I was talking to someone on MSN got my brain confused hehe
oooooo, that's not good!

Hmm.. I was talking to my gf on the phone and she needed to talk to her brother or something so I went on MSN to check e-mails. My ex was on MSN and a few other friends of mine.. Anyway when gf came back on phone she said, "hey im back" and I said "hey becca"....
My ex's name is rebecca and my gf's name is kate lol. :p Cause I was talking to someone on MSN got my brain confused hehe
oops what did she say?

oooooo, that's not good!
Heh yea. Lucky shes smart and understands that shit like that just happens sometimes. She was like "excuse me?" and I just explained and she laughed.. :fluffle:

Heh yea. Lucky shes smart and understands that shit like that just happens sometimes. She was like "excuse me?" and I just explained and she laughed.. :fluffle:
lol, you're obviously very lucky then

read this thread... no its trying to explain the offside rule to a women... If you don't like Football or "soccer" as you yanks call it then you won't konw what I'm talking about.

The stupidest thing i've done was in band practice, where I was playing an electric bass with a pick. I play fingerstyle, and was unsure of how to properly use the flexible bright pink object in my right hand. I was also distracted by a certain something ;) across the room. We were playing an Ab scale, so I was not paying much attention to my instrument, and was plucking rather hard, and on the upstroke on the highest note of the scale, the pick flew out of my hands, and conked my teacher. "Don't like playing with a pick, eh?" was the rather embarassing response.

Ha! I did the exact same thing once, but it hit the certain something. :(

I've since learned to hold onto my pick. :p

Nothing stupid this week...yet.

Flirting with a girl when all of a sudden, my best friend walks in, says "What the hell are you doing?" and I realize that she's his SISTER. :eek:

told Tink she had a cute face.

I havnt been slapped or had my eyes scratched out yet so I count myself lucky

Stupidest thing I've done all week...

My (evil) ex boyfriend/ex best friend got dumped by his new girlfriend (she told him that she needed to restore her faith in god, cause he kinda took that away), so a couple of hours later, he starts flirting with ME again, and then randomly asks, 'yeah, if we went out, what base would you go to with me?'

So, when i told my mates, they were outraged (as in trying to get out of lessons and go to his house and beat him to a bloody pulp), and then - stupid bit - I DEFENDED the ex. WHY WHY WHY?!

Got hooked on the NS Forums! :eek:

Now I've lost my job, my wife is divorcing me, my kids are in therapy, and my
dog hasn't been home in a week.

I have a new champion for most pathetic...

I sold some kid Valium to get change for the laundry.




Ahh, the illustrious career of this stranger in a strange land...

I have a new champion for most pathetic...

I sold some kid Valium to get change for the laundry.

:eek: PLEASE tell me you're kidding!

I was finishing some homework last night, did a calculation, when searched around for my pen for about 5 minutes. I started to ask my roommate if he had seen it and it fell out of my mouth.

I slipped and fell going down my stairs.
Bounced down like 5 steps.
And I have a big, blue bruise on my ass now.
*sniff* Can someone rub it all better for me?

Stripper told me to put my head back and i slammed it into the wall behind me. Strippers dancing with other guys stopped to laugh at me, but they were naked, so it was ok.

:eek: PLEASE tell me you're kidding!

You always imagine that being a drug-dealer would be an illustrious part-time job, and then you go off to college...

I have a new champion for most pathetic...

I sold some kid Valium to get change for the laundry.




Ahh, the illustrious career of this stranger in a strange land...
:(
I feel sorry for you.
I know how you feel, because I'm the sort of person that might end up being the buyer.
I hope you can acheive happiness someday...

i drank too much tea and got a caffine rush.
That's a bad thing?

Lost the remote of my TV

Lost the remote of my TV

OMG!!!!!!!!!

Stupidest thing I've done this week?

I got at least one thing messed up on about half of my job applications. Another dumb thing I did: post in the "Girls for sale" thread, and RP'd blowing up a building.

at work (mcdonalds) asked someone in drive thru if they would like their meal for here or to go.

went to the grocery store and ran into a stand holding assorted suckers (you know, the kind with somewere around a hundred suckers placed into little holes) while walking backwards. felt like an ass, but helped pick it up at least.

as i was leaving this store, i ran into the sliding glass doors. actually knocking it out of place, as it was pretty weak. took awhile to put it back. once again, i felt like an ass.

made several clueless attempts at getting into the wrong car. the dog inside didnt give me a clue for the first few seconds while i was talking to the key (trying to get the damn thing to work)

spent longer then i should have looking for a pencil that was in my hand. and then as i was sitting down to use it, i accidently sat on a pencil.

yes, today was a bad day, i havent slept in forever, and dispite how it sounds, i do not do any drugs/booze.

at work (mcdonalds) asked someone in drive thru if they would like their meal for here or to go.

went to the grocery store and ran into a stand holding assorted suckers (you know, the kind with somewere around a hundred suckers placed into little holes) while walking backwards. felt like an ass, but helped pick it up at least.

as i was leaving this store, i ran into the sliding glass doors. actually knocking it out of place, as it was pretty weak. took awhile to put it back. once again, i felt like an ass.

made several clueless attempts at getting into the wrong car. the dog inside didnt give me a clue for the first few seconds while i was talking to the key (trying to get the damn thing to work)

spent longer then i should have looking for a pencil that was in my hand. and then as i was sitting down to use it, i accidently sat on a pencil.

yes, today was a bad day, i havent slept in forever, and dispite how it sounds, i do not do any drugs/booze.
Is the not sleeping a sleep disorder?
I've had lots of problems with one. I hate sleep disorders, they're so hard to wrangle into submission.

Is the not sleeping a sleep disorder?
I've had lots of problems with one. I hate sleep disorders, they're so hard to wrangle into submission.

its a sleeping disorder punctuated with my own stupidity/stubborness. and yes, quite a pain in the ass to tame. come to think of it, maybe the drugs/booze would help? how about that drink you promised me a few threads back? that'll knock me out.

i drank too much tea and got a caffine rush.

that's a bad one. I once had too much caffeine in my blood and it was horrible. I had to vomit, would all of a sudden lose my balance or almost pass out, ...

I normally don't drink coffee, but this one day i had a giant thermos filled with coffee and carried it around the entire afternoon. Every few minutes i would pour a cup and drink it. On top of all this, those that were used to drinking coffee said it was very strong. That was the last time i ever drank the stuff

Right now, I am at my most stupid. Everything is ruined. (and before you assume that I'm being melodramatic... it really is ruined.)
Gawd....

that's a bad one. I once had too much caffeine in my blood and it was horrible. I had to vomit, would all of a sudden lose my balance or almost pass out, ...

I normally don't drink coffee, but this one day i had a giant thermos filled with coffee and carried it around the entire afternoon. Every few minutes i would pour a cup and drink it. On top of all this, those that were used to drinking coffee said it was very strong. That was the last time i ever drank the stuff
Hmm...
I must be really tolerant then.
I can drink a full pot of multiply-brewed coffee without anything like that happening.
I should probably cut down on my caffeine consumption...

First time I've ever driven i clipped another cars side vision mirror haha!

First time I've ever driven i clipped another cars side vision mirror haha!

Mine's close to that, I was driving today, about to merge with oncoming traffic and a WRX is slowing down to about 10kmph, so I assume that he's turning (never doing that again) I start to move out and the WRX starts speeding up again, was about an inch away from killing him, my dad and myself...

1) I spent about half an hour looking for my car at work on Sunday before I remembered I went in on my bike. That was fairly stupid.

2) Told Tink she wasn't ugly when my paranoid girlfriend was behind me reading the post. I still have bruises.

3) Spent quarter of an hour in my last exam on a calculation, and ended up doing my usual trick of successfully proving 1 = 1. Successful?

I spoke the wrong name at the wrong time. oops!

2) Told Tink she wasn't ugly when my paranoid girlfriend was behind me reading the post. I still have bruises.
Dude, break up with her! ;) You don't need to deal with jealous gf's!

Another week, more dumb stuff. Let's hear it!

At the last minute in the "most beautiful woman on NS" thread, I contemplated switching back to my original vote, but instead, I kept with my current vote. :headbang:

3) Spent quarter of an hour in my last exam on a calculation, and ended up doing my usual trick of successfully proving 1 = 1. Successful?
I hate it when that happens.
I always end up doing that.