NationStates Jolt Archive

I have a catch phrase and was wondering if any of you do too. mine are
"I know, right?"
and
"Hot digidy damn!"

so try tell us yours.

I say "Jeezum Crow" a lot.

I say "Jeezum Crow" a lot.
thats a good one

"My hat hurts."
or
"You're making my brain itch."

Eeksdee

"My hat hurts."
or
"You're making my brain itch."
why your hat? and brain does itch

I also like to say, "That was so lame it gave me cancer."

"You know what I hate? Other people"

why your hat? and brain does itch
My hat because it's absolutely absurd.

And no, my brain can't itch, because it doesn't have touch receptors.
I almost just said it doesn't have nerves. That would explain a lot!

"For goddess sake, I'm the /SOBER/ Irishman!!!"

how hard is that to mix up, seriousyl?! I have to say it soo often its my catchphrase, cuz noone seems to be able to get their minds around "Sober" and "Irishman" put together XD

I like to call people "Old Fruit" if thay are a friend or "Flid" if they are a B******

Another one is "Schime Beard" which is another term of adearment

Mine's "You can go to hell" or "Jesus doesn't love you"

"I will rule the world! MWA! HA! HA! HA!"
or
"Love is evil."

Definatly either "You know what I hate? Other people" or "Hey, least ya ain't dead yet"

I use the phrases "f*ck off" (I'm a lovely pleasant lass, me) and "I rule" in every conversation :s

Rasselas, I love your sig!
:p

"Great Zombie Jesus!"
or
"Well, that's my momma!"

Probably 'What a complete moby..', as in Moby Dick.

"Here goes nuthin'" when facing something mildly worrying or dangerous like large men with lots of peircings or exams, or small children...

"at least it's not raining" when comforting someone.

"oh shit" when it is.

"Existence proceeds, uh, not existing".

"What the Crap?"
"Sweet Waffles of Satan!"
"Jinkies!"
"Justice is a dish best served lukewarm with a dab of hot sause on the side."
"Ah, F**kBerries."

"Think about it for a moment."

I use it more frequently on the forums than I do in real life, but I do use it in real life from time-to-time.

--The Democratic States of Cogitation

"God fuck*ng sh*t damm*t!!!"

and...

"DAAAAAAAMMMMN!"

"Those crazy Romans"
"That's crazy"
"Hwaaaah!" (pronounced nasally, with an upward glissando and crescendo; can be varied to fit situation)
"Holy crap!"
"Son-of-a-monkey"
Any in-any-way-relevant Monty Python quote
There are many others, but it would take too long to list all of them.

Then there's that of my late grandfather: "Look on the bright side: we could all be dead tomorrow."

"I blame Microsoft, but cause it's easy" and sometimes I add "and CISCO by association"
and
"Life sucks then you die, but if the world didn't suck we'd all fall off"-it's acutally me friends but i've starting saying to.

I sometimes say "Holy Bejeepers" and sometimes randomly say "Ahw,dawg" in a ghetto voice.

"Dammit Jim!" -or- "I geeked it."

"Ah, F**kBerries."

Hahaha ... my dad used to say that. :D

Lately, randomly, "f**king hell!"

Before that, it was "w00t!" >.>

I forgot

"YOUR FACE"

but not where it would make sense. l
e.g.

Your mom is YOUR FACE beotch

and

"backoff"
or sometimes even
"BACKOFF BEOTCH"

"Life is good. Eat it up."

"I blame Microsoft, but cause it's easy" and sometimes I add "and CISCO by association"
and
"Life sucks then you die, but if the world didn't suck we'd all fall off"-it's acutally me friends but i've starting saying to.
"Life's a bitch, but so am I."

"Life's a bitch, but so am I."

Life's a bitch.
Then you marry one.
Then you die.
-Dexter McBride

"Think about it for a moment."

I use it more frequently on the forums than I do in real life, but I do use it in real life from time-to-time.

--The Democratic States of Cogitation

You know, I've always read that in the same way I read product slogans. Sort of like 'Just Do It' only minus the connection with slave labour.

You really need to market something with that catchphrase as a slogan, so that I don't have to deal with the cognitive dissonance* anymore. I'll suggest those little squeezable stress balls. If more people owned them, you might have less flames to deal with on here.

...

Anyway, I don't really have catchphrases... I tend to insist I'm flatchested because I enjoy watching people's minds try to turn inside-out (that's fun).... but I don't know if that counts really.



*The cognitive dissonance comes in where I read it as a slogan while knowing it isn't one. Just in case, you know, that wasn't obvious.

No idea. I'm sure someone else can tell you if i have one.

"Be well, do good things."

I end every class with it.

I say "Jeezum Crow" a lot.
I have a friend from Mass who said that once and it busted me up so hard that I can't stop saying it. (I'm from California)

I use the word "quality" a lot, and often say hi by saying "What's up with your bad self?"

My usual reply to your standard " Wassup?" or "Howzit Gowin?" is "Ya know, Just another day in Paradise...."

cant forget the all sarcastic and holy

LOVELY

"Consider yourself to have been gestured at obscenely!" :D

It seems that my two favorite adjectives are "Brilliant!" and "Fabulous" (or "Absolutely Fabulous").

I also use the line "life, the universe, and everything" a lot (yay Douglas Adams!).

Which reminds me, I say "Yay [such-and-such]!" a lot. :D

"Life is good. Eat it up."

Yum! :p

I say "no problemo, amigo" all the time. Well, I say it whenever I screw something up, anyway.

"You are seriously in need of a reality check!"

"Have you considered retaining the services of a competent mental health professionall?"

:D

"Mother Nature is God's b*tch." when it's raining/snowing/windy/really hot.

"Stop being naturally talented!" when I'm getting beat at something.

"Lovin' it." When something amuses me.

"I'm gonna laugh my a** off if..." when someone's doing something stupid, finish sentence with soem sort of bad outcome that could happen if the person do the stupid thing mucks up.

I don't have one, but my friend answers every sentence he doesn't ant to/know how to answer with "You say tomayto, I say FUCK YOU!"

these are awesome

Things along the lines of "No. Shut up. You're wrong and you're full of sh*t."

"Told you, didn´t I?"

"Listen to me, I´m telling you. You know I´m right."

"You are mentally damaged."

"Hail Prince of the Obvious!"

"Told you, didn´t I?"

"Listen to me, I´m telling you. You know I´m right."

"You are mentally damaged."

"Hail Prince of the Obvious!"
the last two replies are hiliarous

I often tend to replace verbs and nouns with the words "Wang", "Butt", or "Ass".

For example:

"Aw, man, you spilled butt all over my ass!"

"I really got wanged up the ass that time."

"You butted me right in the ass!"

lol

"BLOODY HELL!!!"
and
"Random Things"

:p

my "catch phrase" is go fuck your self

I forgot-
"It's like living in space." From a episode of Get a Life....




.....go ahead, get it out of your system......

"...no not yet."

"ow....my brain hurts...."

"Caek GET!!111"

usually followed by "EET Caek!!111"

"Caek GET!!111"

usually followed by "EET Caek!!111"

Do you actually say 'Ca-ek get exclamation point exclamation point one one one' or are we talking about in a written context here?

Because I have friends who pronounce punctuation and, quite frankly, it scares me.

Do you actually say 'Ca-ek get exclamation point exclamation point one one one' or are we talking about in a written context here?

Because I have friends who pronounce punctuation and, quite frankly, it scares me.

I actualy pronounce it Caek (Cake) Get it is just the above is how you spell it.

Do you actually say 'Ca-ek get exclamation point exclamation point one one one' or are we talking about in a written context here?

Because I have friends who pronounce punctuation and, quite frankly, it scares me.
In high-school, I had this one supremely annoying english teacher that often asked us to read aloud, although it was not part of the curriculum, and was slowing down the entire class. I used to sometimes read and pronouns all the punctuation, including line breaks and indents, and if I was feeling really annoying, spaces. Of course, I would speak so quickly that I was taking about the same amount of time to finish a section as people reading normally.
:D

I use 'yeah but' quite alot, but I'm not Vicky Polard from Little Britain.

In high-school, I had this one supremely annoying english teacher that often asked us to read aloud, although it was not part of the curriculum, and was slowing down the entire class. I used to sometimes read and pronouns all the punctuation, including line breaks and indents, and if I was feeling really annoying, spaces. Of course, I would speak so quickly that I was taking about the same amount of time to finish a section as people reading normally.
:D

When teachers call on me to read aloud, I alternate between reading very loudly and very quietly. And then claim to be totally unware of what I'm doing. Eventually they stop asking me.

Although, your method sounds fun too. Perhaps I shall steal it for the slow-learning teachers this year.

"Normal people are vastly overrated."

or...

"You scare me because you're all normal and stuff."

or...

"Normal people freak me out."

"For the love of..."
"Huh?"
"Lovely..."

And to top it all off...
"No bodily contact!"

Way to have cancer, cancer face

Hey, how 'bout you shut up, hm?
and
I like cheese

"What?"

"Why not?"

"It wasn't me"

Well, anything from Fight Club would be a good start as to what a catch phrase, I would say is, also alot of things from Full Metal Jacket. I'd have to think for a bit to get beyond that.

"you have no friends
you have no future
you have no life
nobody likes you
go away"

"indeed"
"indubidobly"

"i am dieing...

Really? (other person)...

... (deep breath)... no"

"its all good"

"sure"

"yes dear"

"sorry dear"

Well, it's not originally mine, but I like to exclaim
"Rozzam Cabal, size of a Chaffinch!"
every so often, when it seems to fit the bill. Usually accompanied by magical hand movement.

"Guess what? I don't care."

'up ya bum'

'blame the blacks'

'(insert thing i rant against) coming over here stealing our jobs and our women'

my favourite is "as an outsider....what do you think of earth?"

and if its really someone i hate.....the old classic "take your face for a s**t!"

I change mine constantly. I'm curreently going through a whole egotistical period on account of being happy so mine are currently.

"I rule so much I lost the borders."

"I know everything. I can prove it."
and

"I'm not even jokin' " Though that needs to be heard to be understood.

"It's all good in the hood"

wow so many of your catch phrases. I ay have to steal some if you dont mind.

"You remind me of a wild hickory nut!"

"That individual is about two sandwitches shy of a picnic!"

When I'm right, it's usually "Insert cocky and self-righteous comment here" (actual words...yes, I have a life deficiency. But I'm trying to fix it with ketamin)
When I'm wrong, or the person has offended me with a stupid truism or comment, it's usually just "Fuck off and Die!" Shouted quite loudly. But the people who know me realise I'm joking. It's the new people who think I mean it...

EDIT: Ooh, ooh! Forgot one! In forums, I tend to write 'Quiet you' a lot. Generally in response to stupid posts

I have a catch phrase and was wondering if any of you do too. mine are
"I know, right?"
and
"Hot digidy damn!"

so try tell us yours.

Du hast das Ziel nicht getroffen.

hmm....

I seem to say "you hit the nail on the head" quite often.


and i saw "Aww" an awful lot

"You're wrong, goddamnit!"
OR
"That could be misinterpreted--and was"

Du hast das Ziel nicht getroffen.
You have something night something.

when i'm feeling in the mood to really offend/piss people off it's usually "so i says to god, i says BITCH GET BACK IN YOUR CAGE!" :eek:

other wise something kinda random like "testicle s**tting rectom wart" or "i hope you catch ghonareiha and burn in hell" it just really depends on my mood, i like lots of movie lines :cool:

"i hope you catch ghonareiha and burn in hell"
Ace Ventura right? I like to use lines from that movie too.

"Ventura....."
"Yes, Satan? Oh, I'm sorry, sir. You sounded like someone else."

You have something night something.

Nacht is night.

It translates as "You have missed the target."

[QUOTE=Alomogordo]Ace Ventura right? I like to use lines from that movie too.

you are correct sir

" Aw shit " - when Im in trouble

" Good luck with that " - sarcasim

"Whatever" when I'm dismissing one of my roommates' stupid ideas.
"Dumb as a box of rocks" encompasses a lot of people. Some family included.
Also "From the shallow end of the gene pool."
"Slightly to the right of Ghengis Khan" to someone I think is a right wing nut. I got that from Dennis Miller.

Blitherin-schather-skites
'The Presidency has spoken'

I thought of one, I'll come up with more later, but here goes
"this is about gay and a half"

when i'm feeling in the mood to really offend/piss people off it's usually "so i says to god, i says BITCH GET BACK IN YOUR CAGE!" :eek:

other wise something kinda random like "testicle s**tting rectom wart" or "i hope you catch ghonareiha and burn in hell" it just really depends on my mood, i like lots of movie lines :cool:
"Dude/Dudet"(yet another one of mine) that might be a little excesive. Anywho thanks for the translation I geuss. http://www.diegotorres.com.ar/mensajeitor/foro/caritas/110103_sorry_prv1.gif

When someone says something that is out of the ordinary-
"Crazy talk."

I also tend to exagerate my responses to 'How are you?" "Fantabulous!" etc.

Sometimes I'll say something like "You've got a crazy/nutty X thing goin' on there."

When in the mood I start calling people things like "slugger," "champ," and "Li'l shaver." Got it from my old roommates boss, who was a very infectious speaker. So I guess technically it's not my catch phrase, but anyway....

Rasselas, I love your sig!
:p
;) Radiohead. Fantastic.

"Oh. Your. God."

"Sounds like a personal problem."

"And shut it."

When asked to explain something: "Magic."

I generally say random things at inappropriate times. I also enjoy quoting saturday morning cartoons.

"Curses! Foiled again!"
or
"I'll get you Captain Planet!!!" (thats usually coupled with a shaking fist).

Sweet Jesus Malloy

AND

I forgot. I will add it when I remember.

Godforsaken monkey arses! No, I really do use that.

"It takes two to tango but only one to kick you in the balls."
"Come over here and say that again, louder." (often after the above)
"What do you mean - 42?"

I generally say random things at inappropriate times. I also enjoy quoting saturday morning cartoons.

"Curses! Foiled again!"
or
"I'll get you Captain Planet!!!" (thats usually coupled with a shaking fist).
I do that one, but to Inspector Gadget.

When asked to explain something: "Magic."
I use Voodoo

"Nuke it from orbit"

to which the gang replies:

"It's the only way to be sure"

then there are such halloed phrases as ...

"We're in deeeeep kitty litter"

"Gun's! We need bigger guns!"

Holy biznitch! (when I'm kind of in a vulgar mood, or really surprised at something)
Wicked! XD (when I'm hyper, excited and kind of on a sugar high)
Demnitall! (when I'm upset or stressed)

-Asylum Nova

"I am the king of the world, and you just live in it!"

"Uncalled for!"

"hippie"

"jew"

"I shall"

"Whee"

and probably a lot more... catch phrases kick ass.. oh, theres another one! "*insert thing here* kick ass"

oh, and "seven is always the answer unless the question is wrong"

when ever there is an awkward silence i say, "so 'bout that bears game..."

when i'm frustrated/annoyed i say f*ck monkey
or when i'm pissed at someone i point to my foot and say insert rectum here

others include

"ignorance is bliss"
"god damn you all!"
"I believe this is an example of the 21st century man in an age of technilogical advancement."

and of course
when you don't know the answer just say "42" and all is well.

"Thats gonna leave a mark."
Most of the time not in relation to physical acts.

I forgot one of my personal favorites. When something bad happens or when things start to go bad: "Well, we're boned."

Oh yeah! Reminds me-
"This will all end in tears."

"Whatever tickles your perverbial pickle"

and

"Blibble!"

"Whatever tickles your perverbial pickle"

and

"Blibble!"


And "All your base are belong to us", of course.

And "All your base are belong to us", of course.

Nah thats out of my system now-merely a joke.

well, :
"Wop!" <=== from hitchikers guide to the galaxy, i am not overly anti-italian
and
"Silicon based lifeforms do exist... Angelina Jolie!"

'I'm so confused' and 'it's dump'

'I'm so confused' and 'it's dump'
is that meant to be dumb?

is that meant to be dumb?no, dump

eh, what the hell. I just remembered that I have another thing that I like to say.

El Bastardo!

Usually only when someone annoys me, or I hurt my hand or something. It keeps me amused for about... three seconds.

i like call people "muppets" and i also say "feck" alot

"The H is O"

"The H is O"what's that supposed to mean? :confused:

oh, and another one I like

"One man's death is another man's bread."

and,

"This is what happens when a great deal of intelligence is invested in ignorance."

I dont really have any catch phrases that I know of using on a regular basis... but I do use a lot of onomatopoeia and various forms of body language quite often. Is it possible to use that?

My "catch onomatopoeia" would have to be sounds like:
"Mmmmm!!!", "Grrrr", "Ahhh" - I have a fairly graveled albeit horrible voice, but I think they work for me, Ive just never been an overly vocal person.

As far as "catch body language" I have a plethora of smiles and winks for all different situations, as well as kisses/touch for particular times and events.

Im not sure if that counts, but if Dr. Hibbert can have a catch phrase laugh, then I can use them I hope! ;)

picked up a couple of good ones over the summer, they got used a lot in conjunction with the people who knew what they meant:

"I'm wrecked off me biscuits!" - i'm very tired/ very drunk

" fan-fuckin-tastic " was also popular....along with my peosonal favourite
"you can fuck off!" (emphasis on the "you" and the "fuck" with the end of the sentence ending high...)

oh yeah and "GRRRR, ARRRGH" , as well as "damn leftie" although damn leftie is more of a term to describe a left handed fencer!

i like call people "muppets" and i also say "feck" alot

ya feckin' muppet ya - ever use that one??!