(Hum) Oh Lord!!
won't you buy me a Mercedes-Benz?
My friends all drive Porches,
I must make ammends.
Worked hard all my lifetime,
No help from my friends.
Oh Lord! won't you buy me
A Mercedes-Benz?
Everybody now....
Drunk commies
15-01-2005, 18:07
Mr. won't you please help my pony
He's over there looking at me
He can't talk because he's a pony
I think it's his lung
Mr. won't you please help my pony
He's chewing bark and not the leaves
He coughed up snot in the driveway
and I think his lung's fucked up
Ween
BlatantSillyness
15-01-2005, 18:08
won't you buy me a Mercedes-Benz?
My friends all drive Porches,
I must make ammends.
Worked hard all my lifetime,
No help from my friends.
Oh Lord! won't you buy me
A Mercedes-Benz?
Everybody now....
Oh lord wont you buy me a color TV
Dialling for dollars is trying to find me
I wait for delivery each day until 3
So oh lord wont you buy me
a color Tv
Myrmidonisia
15-01-2005, 18:12
Originally Posted by Zooke
won't you buy me a Mercedes-Benz?
My friends all drive Porches,
I must make ammends.
Worked hard all my lifetime,
No help from my friends.
Oh Lord! won't you buy me
A Mercedes-Benz?
Everybody now....
Oh lord wont you buy me a color TV
Dialling for dollars is trying to find me
I wait for delivery each day until 3
So oh lord wont you buy me
a color Tv
Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a night on the town ?
I’m counting on you, Lord, please don’t let me down.
Prove that you love me and buy the next round,
Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a night on the town ?
BlatantSillyness
15-01-2005, 18:13
We should do a thread like this for South Park the movie.
Oh Lord! won't you buy me a Mercedes-Benz?
My friends all drive Porches,
I must make ammends.
Worked hard all my lifetime,
No help from my friends.
Oh Lord! won't you buy me
A Mercedes-Benz?
lewd chuckle
Oh Lord I miss Janis. Know any more?
Kroblexskij
15-01-2005, 18:16
oh lord
wont you buy me an airsoft AEG ak-74 replica rifle
because my parents wont let me
i have eaten a trifle
i have little money
not even a tactical vest
or underslung grenade launcher
i promise ive been my best
so oh lord wont you buy me
an airsoft AEG Ak-74 replica rifle
In this world, if you read the papers, Lord,
You know everybody's fighting on with each other.
You got no one you can count on, baby,
Not even your own brother.
So if someone comes along,
He's gonna give you some love and affection
I'd say get it while you can, yeah!
Honey, get it while you can,
Hey, hey, get it while you can,
Don't you turn your back on love, no, no!
Eutrusca
15-01-2005, 18:44
Oh Lord I miss Janis.
Janis Joplin? Saw her in live concert in Florida many years ago. Totally awesome! :)
Janis Joplin? Saw her in live concert in Florida many years ago. Totally awesome! :)
I saw her at Woodstock. Dumb luck. College orientation at Kansas State, got talked into blowing it off and going to this concert in NY advertised on fliers, went, and months later I found out it was a legend. She was awesome, then, too, as always.
Drunk commies
15-01-2005, 20:40
Oh lord won't you buy me a big bag of crack
Some guy took my cocaine he won't give it back
I need some uppers to mix with my smack
so lord won't you buy me a big bag of crack
BlatantSillyness
15-01-2005, 20:43
Oh lord won't you buy me a big bag of crack
Some guy took my cocaine he won't give it back
I need some uppers to mix with my smack
so lord won't you buy me a big bag of crack
This should be your new sig (check your tgs btw)
Drunk commies
15-01-2005, 21:02
This should be your new sig (check your tgs btw)
What's a tgs? I've never seen anyone's sig on this board. I wasn't aware they had them.
Fun funness
16-01-2005, 00:53
9 mins till it begins
Ill be the toast f chichi castango,
and all day long my castinets will click
the only song ill sing will be Gramada
Ill be so espagnol it will make you sick.