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International Thog Remembrance Day

Dontgonearthere
15-01-2005, 16:23
I hereby declare January 16th International Thog Remembrance Day, in honour of the many brave cave-persons who died/were mildly burnt and/or electrocuted in the discovery of fire!
Too long have these silent heros gone unappreciated! We should have a holiday for them! Just because somebody was born before Christ, were covered in hair, and werent tehcnically human doesnt mean they arent people too!
Superpower07
15-01-2005, 16:24
Fire good!
Keruvalia
15-01-2005, 16:24
Pfft .... Prometheus brought us fire ... give credit where it's due. :p
Pershikia
15-01-2005, 16:25
Ya! Let's party! *lit's a match* Wow!
Pershikia
15-01-2005, 16:26
Pfft .... Prometheus brought us fire ... give credit where it's due. :p

Ya, but he stole it... We can't celebrate a tief, can we?
Superpower07
15-01-2005, 16:26
Ya! Let's party! *lit's a match* Wow!
Let's keep this thread from going down in one flaming mass, however
Keruvalia
15-01-2005, 16:28
Ya, but he stole it... We can't celebrate a tief, can we?

Why not? We celebrate Robin Hood.
Drunk commies
15-01-2005, 16:30
Let's have a thong rememberance day instead. Thongs have enriched so many lives with their elimination of panty lines and reduction of tan lines. They have truly changed the world for the better.
Dontgonearthere
15-01-2005, 16:55
I think thongs need to be remembered during summer, the people that gave us fire should be remembered while we would otherwise be out in the cold.