NationStates Jolt Archive


Taco Bell Protest!

Neo-Tommunism
15-01-2005, 09:22
I think this is an issue only in the States, but Taco Bell has recently pulled the most delicious Cheesy Gordita Crunch from the menu. This was seriously the Holy Grail of Tacos if you have never had one. I ask for one every time I go to Taco Bell, and every time they tell me they are no longer made.

I'm asking everyone to get the Cheesy Gordita Crunch back! It is time to take a stand! So here are a few things you can do to help our cause.

1. Ask for a Cheesy Gordita Crunch repeatedly. If they get pissed off, ask again. Then ask what goes in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch, and buy each peice separately.

2. Call 1-800-Taco-Bel every day and ask for the Crunch back.

3. Chain yourself to a Taco Bell and go on a hunger strike until it is brought back.

4. Go to McDonald's and buy four Double Cheeseburgers for a dollar each. Eat them at Taco Bell and complain loudly about the lack of Cheesy Gordita Crunches.

Good luck to you all, and if you are one of the lucky few who are still served Cheesy Gordita Crunches, please, mail a couple to me. Overnight should be good.
Adrian Barbeau-Bot
15-01-2005, 09:35
dude, c'mon - chalupas.. steak, with no tomato. who need the cheesy gordita crap when you got those.
Dostanuot Loj
15-01-2005, 09:36
How DARE you protest Taco Bell!

Besides, I've had the cheesy gordita crunch, and I hated it.
The normal hard tacos are the best. I order them in the dozens when I go.
Neo-Anarchists
15-01-2005, 09:37
How DARE you protest Taco Bell!

Besides, I've had the cheesy gordita crunch, and I hated it.
The normal hard tacos are the best. I order them in the dozens when I go.
I used to like the hard tacos best, but the steak chalupas are dangerously addictive, as I just learned.
:D
Adrian Barbeau-Bot
15-01-2005, 09:38
I used to like the hard tacos best, but the steak chalupas are dangerously addictive, as I just learned.
:D

they are addictive - i get a ton everytime i go. especially when the juice is all drippy and stuff...

...im hungry.
Neo-Tommunism
15-01-2005, 09:39
Blasphemy!

The gooey cheese, the chrunchy inside, the delicious sauce, all heavenly!
Amourterre
15-01-2005, 09:47
I hate to be the one to break the news kids, but the Cheesy Gordita Crunch has been pulled indefinitely, due to LACK of sales. As a worker at Taco Bell, I can assure you there are other items that you could ask for and get your cheese fix. Get a double decker taco and substitute nacho cheese for beans, or better yet a grande soft taco. I personally love the chicken baja chalupas with extra fiesta salsa. Basically my point, try other stuff guys, its all very tasty...
Forty-seven
15-01-2005, 09:48
Do you all know that you're all eating enough calories to satisfy an orphanage in Thailand for a month with this string. I love Taco Bell, but honestly, my arteries cringe each time I get near there. The food is all good, but who cares what exactly you order, there are much better things to boycott in this world. Pick a cause that matters!

-47
Cannot think of a name
15-01-2005, 10:07
I thought you where going to talk about the actual boycott about fair trade tomatos. But then I realized none of you live here in hippie world...

The people who would boycott Taco Bell about the fair trade tomatoes already don't eat there, so I don't think that they've noticed....
HotRodia
15-01-2005, 10:12
I thought you where going to talk about the actual boycott about fair trade tomatos. But then I realized none of you live here in hippie world...

How are things in the hippie world, if I may ask?
Neo-Anarchists
15-01-2005, 10:13
How are things in the hippie world, if I may ask?
ACK!
The outside world!
Scary!
*returns to cowering in basement*
Branin
15-01-2005, 10:21
Steak chalupas (or any chalupa for that matter, but espec. steak), meximelts, and the half pound beef and potatoe burrito (in that order) are all dangourously addicting.
Cannot think of a name
15-01-2005, 12:03
How are things in the hippie world, if I may ask?
It has its highs and lows....





Thank you, tip your waitress, try the viel.......







sorry.
Alexias
15-01-2005, 14:46
hehehe, funny. Waitress.....hehehe.....he......


Forget Taco Bell.

You want to know a good restaurant?

Well, too bad. Just go to the soup kitchen in your worst clothing, maybe, drink a few vodka coolers before you go there. And, if you have one, don't arrive in your car.
Patra Caesar
15-01-2005, 14:52
20 million hungry Australians, no Taco Bells, one Taco Bill's (in Tasmania, the big island down the bottom right).
Alexias
15-01-2005, 14:56
20 million hungry Australians, no Taco Bells, one Taco Bill's (in Tasmania, the big island down the bottom right).



Tazmania? I thought I took that and put it in the Indian ocean? How did it get back down there? I'll have to chain it next time.....
Kanabia
15-01-2005, 14:57
20 million hungry Australians, no Taco Bells, one Taco Bill's (in Tasmania, the big island down the bottom right).

Two, there's one near where I live.
Patra Caesar
15-01-2005, 15:02
Two, there's one near where I live.

Bill has expanded? Good for him!:D How old is the Taco Bill's in Melb? I think the Tassie one is almost 30yo.
Kanabia
15-01-2005, 15:04
Bill has expanded? Good for him!:D How old is the Taco Bill's in Melb? I think the Tassie one is almost 30yo.

I'm pretty sure it was a "Taco Bill's", anyway. I ate there only once, it's an actual restaurant, not a fast-food place. Not bad. I'm not sure how old it is...at the bare minimum, 6 years.
Alexias
15-01-2005, 15:06
Hehehe, bill......
Marabal
15-01-2005, 15:10
Actually, I think Mcdonalds is better than taco bell, and until you mentioned it, I never heard of the cruchy-ma-grade-cheese-thing.
Battery Charger
15-01-2005, 15:44
Do you all know that you're all eating enough calories to satisfy an orphanage in Thailand for a month with this string. I love Taco Bell, but honestly, my arteries cringe each time I get near there. The food is all good, but who cares what exactly you order, there are much better things to boycott in this world. Pick a cause that matters!

-47I eat Taco Bell and I'm not overweight so buzz off. As far as fast food goes, it's about as healthful as it can be with the anti-oxidant loaded tomatoes, lettuce, and relative lack of simple carbohydrates. Your arteries are paranoid, and you should appreciate the light-heartedness of this thread compared to other boycott related threads.
Chicken pi
15-01-2005, 15:46
Dammit, you guys have made me feel hungry now...
Drunk commies
15-01-2005, 15:50
The only reason to eat Taco Bell is to cure a bad case of constipation.
The Force Majeure
15-01-2005, 19:32
That's it, I'm going....but what to get? hmmm...
New Granada
15-01-2005, 19:35
I thought you where going to talk about the actual boycott about fair trade tomatos. But then I realized none of you live here in hippie world...

The people who would boycott Taco Bell about the fair trade tomatoes already don't eat there, so I don't think that they've noticed....


Euereka, thats how i can excuse being a food snob!

I dont eat taco bell 'food' because I am protesting fair trade tomatos!

Wooooooo go me.
The Force Majeure
15-01-2005, 19:55
one steak gordita and three crunchy tacos...plus I rented Hero and Fog of War...this should entertain me until happy hour....
Chess Squares
15-01-2005, 20:00
I think this is an issue only in the States, but Taco Bell has recently pulled the most delicious Cheesy Gordita Crunch from the menu. This was seriously the Holy Grail of Tacos if you have never had one. I ask for one every time I go to Taco Bell, and every time they tell me they are no longer made.

I'm asking everyone to get the Cheesy Gordita Crunch back! It is time to take a stand! So here are a few things you can do to help our cause.

1. Ask for a Cheesy Gordita Crunch repeatedly. If they get pissed off, ask again. Then ask what goes in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch, and buy each peice separately.

2. Call 1-800-Taco-Bel every day and ask for the Crunch back.

3. Chain yourself to a Taco Bell and go on a hunger strike until it is brought back.

4. Go to McDonald's and buy four Double Cheeseburgers for a dollar each. Eat them at Taco Bell and complain loudly about the lack of Cheesy Gordita Crunches.

Good luck to you all, and if you are one of the lucky few who are still served Cheesy Gordita Crunches, please, mail a couple to me. Overnight should be good.

how to solve all problems dealing with taco bell: STOP GOING TO TACO BELL, they suck, go buy soem real food at checkers or burger king or something
Alien Born
15-01-2005, 20:14
I think this is an issue only in the States, but Taco Bell has recently pulled the most delicious Cheesy Gordita Crunch from the menu.

It would be nice if we had the choice, but no, cultural imperialism is limited to McDonalds. :p
Buechoria
15-01-2005, 20:15
NO MORE CHEESY GORDITA!?

NOOOOOO!!!

*Jumps out of window*
Kryozerkia
15-01-2005, 20:17
Read Fast Food Nation. Then tell me that you want to eat that any one of those places (and not because of what they put in the food, but for their business practices).

(I like being a vegetarian - but still, screw animal rights).
12345543211
15-01-2005, 21:25
Dude, the Taco Bell is the only thing that seperates us from the animals! Yet they take away the most delicious food items! Once they had a food so good, now I dont remember what it was called :(
Alomogordo
15-01-2005, 21:27
Taco Bell's food is disgusting anyway, so I have no problem with it.
Angry Fruit Salad
15-01-2005, 21:51
Does no one live off of the 7-layer burrito anymore?
Drunk commies
15-01-2005, 21:54
Does no one live off of the 7-layer burrito anymore?
I haven't been that constipated lately so I don't see the need to eat one.
New Granada
15-01-2005, 22:00
how to solve all problems dealing with taco bell: STOP GOING TO TACO BELL, they suck, go buy soem real food--- YES! --- at checkers or burger king or somethingNO! *PUKE*


How about you stop eating that garbage and just eat some real food?

Food that wasnt invented in a laboratory by scientists.
Der Lieben
15-01-2005, 22:01
Lol, I opened this topic expecting to find more whining about underpaid illegal immigrants.
New Granada
15-01-2005, 22:07
Lol, I opened this topic expecting to find more whining about underpaid illegal immigrants.


Even underpaid illegal immigrants eat better food than taco bell or mcdonalds or burger king et al. serve.
Weapon Manufacturers
15-01-2005, 22:19
uhh....does taco bell have quesadillas?