NationStates Jolt Archive

Where do you think the most elusive criminal in the world is? I mean someone must know where he is, his face is on TV daily, newspapers too. So where is he? A cave in Afghanistan? A mansion in Saudi Arabia? Michael Moore's house in Flint, MI? Some oil barron's ranch in Dallas, TX? A terrorst training camp in Iraq? Where ever he is he isn't in custody I guess.

What does he want? A new Muslim world order? No American military bases in Saudi Arabia? The return of "Buffy The Vampire Slayer" to TV? An apology for the Spice girls visiting the Holyland? They did dance about in bikini tops in a country where the national dress for the fairer sex is a pillow case with a slit in it (burka). Not that any member of the Spice Girls could be called fair.

I don't think he's in Iraq because he and Saddam have always disagreed. Saddam made Iraq secular, Osama wanted it Islamic, Saddam was a Sunni, Osama a Shi'ite. Perhaps Osama has only just moved into Iraq now that America has thrown out his old enemy? After all, it's just turned into a breeding ground for terrorists, and he is a terrorist.

My money (all $10) is on Osama being in Saudi Arabia, his homeland, the Holy land to him, and where all his family are too. Plus it has the added benefit of being near Iraq, or, if not Saudi Arabia, some Muslim nation in Africa perhaps?

Where do you think Osama is and what do you think he wants?

I say he's in none of the places suggested.

He's probably in the least likely of places... He could very well operate outside in ant desert... He could have gone to Africa. *shrug*

For where he is?
Nowhere to be found.
I have no idea.

For what he wants?
Probably not to die.

Huygens images show him on Titan.

As for what he wants, he'd like a turkey sandwich and an Orange Julius, but he'll settle for a mango slurpee.

Terrorists are everywhere. Be ever vigilant, citizens. Do not let them destablize the nation.

Saddam was a Sunni, Osama a Shi'ite.
Osama and the Taliban are/were Sunni.

Terrorists are everywhere. Be ever vigilant, citizens. Do not let them destablize the nation.
For all we know, he could be inside the USA... and only uses a costume to make his videos and blends in...

Osama and the Taliban are/were Sunni.

I did a google, you are right and I was wrong. Sorry.

Link: http://www.infoplease.com/spot/taliban.html

For all we know, he could be inside the USA... and only uses a costume to make his videos and blends in...
I wonder how Bush would look like with a beard and turban.

Why does it matter? He's just the guy who bank rolls stuff.

I wonder how Bush would look like with a beard and turban.
Like a chimp in a beard and turban...

Like a chimp in a beard and turban...
Yeah. Your right. Osama is much better looking. But how about Laura?

As is usual with polls on here, there are insufficient options.

I believe Osama is either in the tribal areas of Pakistan, or in Iran. What does he want? To reinstitute the Caliphate and subjugate or destroy everything he can't control.

Why does it matter?

Ahh, because he's the head of a billion dollar international terrorist ring responsible for the death of thousands?

Ahh, because he's the head of a billion dollar international terrorist ring responsible for the death of thousands?
So is Bush. Except his bodycount is much higher.

So is Bush. Except his bodycount is much higher.
*giggle* :D

As is usual with polls on here, there are insufficient options.


Sorry but there can only be 10 options and I could not list all Muslim countries. But why Pakistan? General-now-president-without-an-election-between Musharff (sp) is our fiend, err, friend. Don't you listen to President Bush?

So is Bush. Except his bodycount is much higher.

Yes, but we know where Bush is and what he wants.

So is Bush. Except his bodycount is much higher.

The U.S. Government is a terrorist ring?
Riiiiiiiight :rolleyes:

I think he's in either Saudi Arabia or Syria, likely planning another attack.

Don't you listen to President Bush?
Not very often, no.

Yes, but we know where Bush is and what he wants.
Are you sure about that?

Are you sure about that?

*Pictures Bush, beaten and tied to a chair being smirked at by a robot replica.*

"It's a robot! I'm the real Dubbya! I'm really a peace-nik socialist left wing atheist pro-choice anti-capital punishment democrat! I never would have run for president, I was having too much fun closing oil companies!"

"No one will believe you now human!" The robot slaps the real Dubbya around a bit, "Now I'm off to rule the world!" The robot then shoots lasers out of his eyes destroying the celing and flies out.

There is no way he is in Saudi Arabia, since the Royals will not tolerate him there. The Saudis may be sympathetic to his cause, but they sure as hell do not want him in their country. He's probably in the Afghanistan-Pakistan border area, which is an Islamofascist no man's land.

Ahh, because he's the head of a billion dollar international terrorist ring responsible for the death of thousands?

So is Bush. Except his bodycount is much higher.

I'm so sick of this left wing propagnda! Do your homework!

Bush is the head of a TRILLION dollar international terrorist ring responsible for the death of thousands! :)

Sorry I couldn't resist, tee hee.

So is Bush. Except his bodycount is much higher.
Yes, but Bush doesn't do it out of hatred. Iraq was unjustified, but I believe he tried to do the right thing. He just failed. Please tell me you're not so cynical to believe that Bush LIKES killing people.

Yes, but Bush doesn't do it out of hatred. Iraq was unjustified, I believe he tried to do the right thing. He just failed.

Nicely said.