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I'm a Demon of the internet and I'm here to annoy and befoul anyone who doesn't believe in me.

Your damnation awaits.

I don't believe that you're the demon of the internet OE.

I'm a Demon of the internet and I'm here to annoy and befoul anyone who doesn't believe in me.
I don't believe in you!
You're a figment of my imagination!

Or not.

Hee, you know what would be funny? Reverse Solipsism.
"I don't exist! Everything else does though."
:D

I am a Demon
I'm a Demon of the internet and I'm here to annoy and befoul anyone who doesn't believe in me.





Good luck with that.

Your damnation awaits.

Demon aren't damned, humans are damned. Demons do the damning, so damn you and all your progeny forever.

And the Mods stand ready to devour another foolish person.

I don't believe that you're the demon of the internet OE.

Teeheehee...

*Pokes and prods and is generally annoying*

Good luck with that.

Thanks man, good luck to you too.

And the Mods stand ready to devour another foolish person.

Ah sweet ignorance of youth.

Teeheehee...

*Pokes and prods and is generally annoying*
My barrier of general holiness keeps your poking, prodding and general annoying ness away!

Demon aren't damned, humans are damned. Demons do the damning, so damn you and all your progeny forever.

Demons act through humans. Allowing them to act through you brings you damnation. Demons are powerless against a true believer.

I don't believe in you!
You're a figment of my imagination!

Or not.

Hee, you know what would be funny? Reverse Solipsism.
"I don't exist! Everything else does though."
:D

I am a figment of your imagination, but I am more besides.

Reverse solipsism would be a difficult philosophy to live by, but it could be fun.

[shock]

Bill Gates is here!?

Demons act through humans. Allowing them to act through you brings you damnation. Demons are powerless against a true believer.

But everyone has sinned, truth is impossible, and belief is for the foolish. My demonic powers are great and varied. Fear me and my cricket bat!

The power of the Mods will destroy you!!!!!!!!!!

My barrier of general holiness keeps your poking, prodding and general annoying ness away!

*Produces the lance that pierced Christ's side*

This outta deal with that barrier of general holiness pretty well.

Demons act through humans. Allowing them to act through you brings you damnation. Demons are powerless against a true believer.
Let's test that theory.

"Yo! Orcus! You powerless against a true believer?"

"FOOLISH MORTAL! MY POWERS ARE LIMITLESS!"

You are incorrect.

The power of the Mods will destroy you!!!!!!!!!!

The mods have no power over demons!

But everyone has sinned, truth is impossible, and belief is for the foolish. My demonic powers are great and varied. Fear me and my cricket bat!

Sins can be forgiven.

Physical injuries and death are of no concern to the saved.

This thread is spam! Spam I tell you! :eek:

Sins can be forgiven.

Physical injuries and death are of no concern to the saved.

Do you consider yourself as strong in your faith as Job? I think not, and unless you are, you will be forsaken when you fall from grace, despising God for his pitiless inaction in the face of your plight.

This thread is spam! Spam I tell you! :eek:

This post is spam! Spam I tell you! :eek:

This thread is spam! Spam I tell you! :eek:
Spam! Spam! Lovely spam!

This post is spam! Spam I tell you! :eek:
Stop it, you're making me hungry!
:D

This post is spam! Spam I tell you! :eek:
Spammer. :eek:

Do you consider yourself as strong in your faith as Job? I think not, and unless you are, you will be forsaken when you fall from grace, despising God for his pitiless inaction in the face of your plight.

The government protects us from falling from grace.

Stop it, you're making me hungry!
:D

Eww... spam is so nasty!

Hey, stop bothering me, I'm supposed to be bothering you, I am the Demon here after all.

*Pokes NA repeatedly*

The government protects us from falling from grace.

The government is a secret agent of Satan. We have had no more successful power on Earth before or since.

Eww... spam is so nasty!

Hey, stop bothering me, I'm supposed to be bothering you, I am the Demon here after all.

*Pokes NA repeatedly*
GAAAH!
His touch!
It burns us!

(and yes, spam is nasty)

Fnord!

And you know who I am? I AM YOUR MOM!!! PHEAR MY EVIL BREAST MILK O DOOM!!!

The government is a secret agent of Satan. We have had no more successful power on Earth before or since.

To doubt the government is treason. Criminal thoughts jeopardize the security and salvation of fellow citizens, the nations, and the world. Equally so is such treason against the kingdom of heaven, and an assault against God.

Fnord!

Board the fnord so we may ford the fjord.

Fnord!
Hmm?
Why'd you post 5 blank spaces, then an exclamation point?
:D

To doubt the government is treason. Criminal thoughts jeopardize the security and salvation of fellow citizens, the nations, and the world. Equally so is such treason against the kingdom of heaven, and an assault against God.

Am I supposed to be worried about any of those things? I certainly hope not, because I'm not.

How do you exorcize an Internet demon?

How do you exorcize an Internet demon?

You cannot, there is no priest big enough.

But I get lots of exercise running around bothering people.

How do you exorcize an Internet demon?

I don't know. Internet demons are particles of information so i doubt they can resist the power of .....!

How do you exorcize an Internet demon?

The demoniac can expell their demon through faith. If faith cannot be instilled/restored, one would have to locate the demoniac for more direct action.

demons are cool!!! but wolves are better!! wolves....muahahaha i am one!

The demoniac can expell their demon through faith. If faith cannot be instilled/restored, one would have to locate the demoniac for more direct action.
Nah. It requires a Will save with an absurdly high DC. No human alive could make it.

who wants to join my region? tell me! kids only too! kids 6-15 can join! and yer not allowed to swear, got it ppls?!?!?

who wants to join my region? tell me! kids only too! kids 6-15 can join! and yer not allowed to swear, got it ppls?!?!?
Try not advertising this in the middle of a thread.

Oh, and does advertising regions in General count as spam?

Try not advertising this in the middle of a thread.

Oh, and does advertising regions in General count as spam?
Spam! Spam! Wonderful spam!

Stop being an idiot.
:sniper:

Time for demonic bowling, I'll see all your souls in hell later.

Stop being an idiot.
:sniper:
Who are you talking to?

Woohoo, I bowled an evil 157 closing all but the second and fifth frames and I saw the most incredible strike where the 6 and 10 pins were the first hit and the 1 pin was the last to fall after the pins fell one by one like dominos.

Woohoo, I bowled an evil 157 closing all but the second and fifth frames and I saw the most incredible strike where the 6 and 10 pins were the first hit and the 1 pin was the last to fall after the pins fell one by one like dominos.
Was this before or after getting stoned off your ass?

Was this before or after getting stoned off your ass?
Don't underestimate him!
He did them both at the exact same time!
:D

Don't underestimate him!
He did them both at the exact same time!
:D

Now that's what I'm talking about.

I'm a Demon of the internet and I'm here to annoy and befoul anyone who doesn't believe in me.

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deeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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I do believe that someone, namely the person thinking that they are a demon, requires the services of either a psychologist, or their brain-medicine.

I do believe that someone, namely the person thinking that they are a demon, requires the services of either a psychologist, or their brain-medicine.

This is my brain medice friend.

I do believe that someone, namely the person thinking that they are a demon, requires the services of either a psychologist, or their brain-medicine.
Huh. I didn't know that you thought you were a demon.

I dub thee Sir Cannotunderstandhumorlot.

The power of Christ compells you!

Wait, hold on, I'm not a Christian.

Looks like I'll have to call the Ghostbusters.

The power of Christ compells you!

Wait, hold on, I'm not a Christian.

Looks like I'll have to call the Ghostbusters.

The Ghostbusters have only the power to make me laugh!

Muahahahha!

This thread is still going?

....I saw the most incredible strike where the 6 and 10 pins were the first hit and the 1 pin was the last to fall after the pins fell one by one like dominos.

I bowled a strike once where the pin lodged itself into the machine, and so it had to be reset and it didn't count it as a strike, so we had to edit it.

I bowled a strike once where the pin lodged itself into the machine, and so it had to be reset and it didn't count it as a strike, so we had to edit it.

The last time I went bowling before that time my first 3 roles knocked down all 10 pins, but the fault line sensor was on so the first one counted as a gutter ball so I got a spare and a strike instead of 3 strikes.

This thread is still going?

Yeah I know, weird huh?

oi! demon of muppet earth!
you are the curse of lips and thighs, which you call SPAM!!!!!
you bring the curse of spam! no more, i beg of thee!
i'm melting, melting, MELTING, oh what a world, MEEEEELTING........ oh wait no i'm not, it was just the bad spam i had for lunch.

for this there is but one course of action.....
:sniper: MUAHAHAHA!!!