NationStates Jolt Archive

I have a pet dinosaur. We know they existed because the fossil record holds their remains and paleontologists (sp?) have written books about them. I have a live one. His name is fluffy.

I have a baby dragon whose name is Dudley.

Can he come over for a play date with Fluffy?

You can't because I trained my pet Tyranosaur to talk and he says that he's the only one left :cool:n

I have a baby dragon whose name is Dudley.

Can he come over for a play date with Fluffy?
Only if you promise Dudley won't burn Fluffy.

You can't because I trained my pet Tyranosaur to talk and he says that he's the only one left :cool:n
He's a false dinosaur. He's been sent to deceive you from the one true dinosaur.

Only if you promise Dudley won't burn Fluffy.

Don't worry, we won't send him over when he has a cold.

Can you ship it to me? I could market dinsoaur burgers in the states!

I have a pet Perodactyl (sp? he can't spell well yet). He'll fly away with ALL OF YOUR baby dinosaurs!

Prove you have a live dinosaur.

I have a pet dinosaur. We know they existed because the fossil record holds their remains and paleontologists (sp?) have written books about them. I have a live one. His name is fluffy.
You obviously don't. You don't exist, so you can't possibly have a dinosaur!
(hee, it's fun to pretend to be a solipsist.)

My pet dinosaur could kick your pet dinosaurs

Can you ship it to me? I could market dinsoaur burgers in the states!
No, he doesn't like to travel, but he used to travel alot. Many people have seen him, but most are dead.

My pet dinosaur could kick your pet dinosaurs

U sick a$$hole :sniper: :p

I have a pet Perodactyl (sp? he can't spell well yet). He'll fly away with ALL OF YOUR baby dinosaurs!
Once again, you have a false dinosaur.

Prove you have a live dinosaur.
Like many theists do with their god I'll leave it up to you to prove I don't have one.

The Bible says you have no dinosaur. There, proven!

I have a pet dinosaur. We know they existed because the fossil record holds their remains and paleontologists (sp?) have written books about them. I have a live one. His name is fluffy.

If you have a live one, why would you bother trying to spell paleontologists just to prove they existed. You would not. Ergo I have proved that you do not have a pet dinosaur based on spelling difficulties.

My pet dinosaur could kick your pet dinosaurs
My dinosaur could eat your dinosaurs head off :D

I have a pet dinosaur. We know they existed because the fossil record holds their remains and paleontologists (sp?) have written books about them. I have a live one. His name is fluffy.


No, you HAD a pet tyranosaur named Fluffy....


.... right up until my pet Giganotosaurus carolinii ate it.

:p

The Bible says you have no dinosaur. There, proven!
The bible makes no mention of dinosaurs by name. It does, however, make mention of huge monstrous beasts. Not just in the past, but in the future (Revalations). My dinosaur is proven to exist through the bible.

I have a hamster with scales. Is that a mini-dinosaur? Minimus Bitii Bastadium

You infidel have the wrong Bible! May God smite you and send you to hell for all eternity!

The Bible says you have no dinosaur. There, proven!
Ah, but how can you prove the Bible exists and is relevent(sp?)?
(more solipsism time! yay!)

I have a hamster with scales. Is that a mini-dinosaur? Minimus Bitii Bastadium

No, just a hamster with scabies.

Ah, but how can you prove the Bible exists and is relevent(sp?)?
(more solipsism time! yay!)
I hit you on the head with it. Its leatherbound and has brass decorations.

I have to go, so I'll just post a little info about fluffy.

1 He doesn't photograph well. In pictures he always looks like my neighbor's Boston terrier, but he is a dinosaur. Trust me.

2 You can't come over and see him unless you go blind first. My house has a no sighted people except me and my housemate rule.

3 He wears very small shoes, so he leaves human-like footprints.

4 You can't have a blood or tissue sample since taking it will anger him and he will punish me by chewing me up.

Still, he's a T Rex. Prove me wrong.

I hit you on the head with it. Its leatherbound and has brass decorations.
But how can you prove you aren't just in my head? I might have just imagined it.

The bible will connect to the outside of your head.

The bible will connect to the outside of your head.
How do I know I am not just permanently hallucinating and you, the bible(and the lump it leaves :p ), the dinosaur, and everything else is all in my head? How can you prove I'm not the only being in existence?

(I like pretending to be a solipsist!)

Well, you may have had one previously, but I just ate it, I gave the other half to Charleton Heston though, and he has a picture him eating it.

http://img92.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img92&image=yum7aq.jpg

(I like pretending to be a solipsist!)
I concede. I am just a figment of your imagination. Since contradictiing you will ultimately hurt both of us, i will just quit talking, ok?

I have a pet dinosaur
if you believe in my pet dinosaur he will let you visit him in his magic playland
if you disbelieve in my pet dinosaur he will eat you

I AM A TYRANNOSAURUS REX, BITCHES

I AM A TYRANNOSAURUS REX, BITCHES
How do you type with those tiny little arms?

I have a pet dinosaur. We know they existed because the fossil record holds their remains and paleontologists (sp?) have written books about them. I have a live one. His name is fluffy.

Proof Number One:

1: A quick series of telephone calls to PetCo, Petsmart, other pet stores, Walmart and area livestock feed stores reveals that none of them stock Tyranosaurus Rex food, nor is it available through animal feed wholesalers, Purina, Iams, etc.

2: Paleontologists have established that dinosaurs were warm-blooded; hence they require(d) a lot of food. Since no dinosaur food is available, your pet dinosaur would have starved to death.

3: Conversely, your dinosaur might have forestalled starvation by eating you. Since you are still alive to type your claims, clearly you do not have a ravenous T. rex in your domicile.

Conclusion: you have no pet dinosaur, because if you had one, it died of starvation.


Proof Number Two:

1: You claim your dinosaur is named 'Fluffy.'

2: A look at any book on dinosaurs or a trip to the natural history museum will demonstrate beyond any doubt that the Tyranosaurus Rex is anything but fluffy in its appearance.

Conclusion:

1: You are severely lacking in your descriptive skills, so your description of your pet as a fluffy dinosaur is not reliable.

2: You accurately named your pet, as he is indeed 'fluffy' - ergo, he is not a dinosaur.

May I suggest your examine your pet more carefully? I suspect you actually have the Easter Bunny held captive, and with the holiday coming up, children and egg farmers will be devastated if he is not free to hide Easter eggs.

"prove that I don't have a pet tyrannosaurus rex."

Um ... you're still alive, yes? :)

Yeah, everybody's "Ooh, Ahh!" at the start, but later, comes the running and the screaming!

Proof Number One:

1: A quick series of telephone calls to PetCo, Petsmart, other pet stores, Walmart and area livestock feed stores reveals that none of them stock Tyranosaurus Rex food, nor is it available through animal feed wholesalers, Purina, Iams, etc.

2: Paleontologists have established that dinosaurs were warm-blooded; hence they require(d) a lot of food. Since no dinosaur food is available, your pet dinosaur would have starved to death.

3: Conversely, your dinosaur might have forestalled starvation by eating you. Since you are still alive to type your claims, clearly you do not have a ravenous T. rex in your domicile.

Conclusion: you have no pet dinosaur, because if you had one, it died of starvation.


Proof Number Two:

1: You claim your dinosaur is named 'Fluffy.'

2: A look at any book on dinosaurs or a trip to the natural history museum will demonstrate beyond any doubt that the Tyranosaurus Rex is anything but fluffy in its appearance.

Conclusion:

1: You are severely lacking in your descriptive skills, so your description of your pet as a fluffy dinosaur is not reliable.

2: You accurately named your pet, as he is indeed 'fluffy' - ergo, he is not a dinosaur.

May I suggest your examine your pet more carefully? I suspect you actually have the Easter Bunny held captive, and with the holiday coming up, children and egg farmers will be devastated if he is not free to hide Easter eggs.
1 I feed him on livestock which I get illegaly so I can't show you a receipt.
2 The name is meant to be mildly ammusing. Like calling a big fat guy tiny.

"prove that I don't have a pet tyrannosaurus rex."

Um ... you're still alive, yes? :)
He loves me because I beleive in him. He only hates those who don't beleive.

How do you type with those tiny little arms?
In fact my arms are bigger than human arms.

http://www.geocities.com/boogiemanfx/sculptingarm.jpg
Here is a picture of my assistant cleaning my arm (I'm an albino.)

I have a pet dinosaur. We know they existed because the fossil record holds their remains and paleontologists (sp?) have written books about them. I have a live one. His name is fluffy.

Hah! I can prove you don't have a pet T Rex because he's under the bed chewing my slippers, no wait that's the cat. Never mind.

1: A quick series of telephone calls to PetCo, Petsmart, other pet stores, Walmart and area livestock feed stores reveals that none of them stock Tyranosaurus Rex food, nor is it available through animal feed wholesalers, Purina, Iams, etc.

They don't sell dinosaurs at PetCo, you can only buy a dinosaur if know the right people in order to buy a dinosaur.

2: Paleontologists have established that dinosaurs were warm-blooded; hence they require(d) a lot of food. Since no dinosaur food is available, your pet dinosaur would have starved to death.

Same people who sell the dinosaurs supply all its basic food needs.

3: Conversely, your dinosaur might have forestalled starvation by eating you. Since you are still alive to type your claims, clearly you do not have a ravenous T. rex in your domicile.

The T-REx are a highly sociable creature who enjoys being petted on its belly, also they tend to bond very easily with their group.



Proof Number Two:

1: You claim your dinosaur is named 'Fluffy.'

2: A look at any book on dinosaurs or a trip to the natural history museum will demonstrate beyond any doubt that the Tyranosaurus Rex is anything but fluffy in its appearance.



Those same scientist who believe T-Rex is a warm-blooded creature also believe T-Rex may have a coat of down on them...hence the name Fluffy