Cuss Control
New Genoa
14-01-2005, 23:18
Rehabilitate yourself from the vice of cussing in no time! (http://www.cusscontrol.com/)
The Tribes Of Longton
14-01-2005, 23:23
Ha, I can't say shit anymore!
Ah, fuck.
Dammit!
I can't stop sodding swearing!
Bugger!
Oh crap.
The book doesn't work
New Genoa
14-01-2005, 23:30
Ha, I can't say shit anymore!
Ah, fuck.
Dammit!
I can't stop sodding swearing!
Bugger!
Oh crap.
The book doesn't work
Dude, you're not fucking trying.
Ultra Cool People
14-01-2005, 23:37
Dude, you're not fucking trying.
You guys have got to cut that shit out. I'm fucking ashamed of you.
The Tribes Of Longton
14-01-2005, 23:40
You guys have got to cut that shit out. I'm fucking ashamed of you.
I'm going to start a movement before this thread is locked. I'll call it "Shut the Hell up you Stupid Goddamn Fuckwit Arseholes, just Fuck off and Die". What is the general consensus? ;)
New Genoa
14-01-2005, 23:47
"Shut the Hell up you Stupid Goddamn Fuckwit Arseholes, just Fuck off and Die"
MODIFIED BY CUSS CONTROL FOR INTELLIGENCE AND POLITENESS
Please kindly cease and desist from emitting unpolite utterances, you make yourself seem a bit like uncouth and uncivilized savages. Please do not interfere with me from this day on these relative matters concerning your behaviour. Thank you and would you like to come over for dinner?
New Genoa
15-01-2005, 00:06
Other phrases handled by Cuss Control for your conveinence!
I don't give a flying fuck. or Who fucking cares?
-> I am ambivalent.
-> I am indifferent.
-> I am not swayed in either direction regarding this delicate issue at hand. I state no opinion.
That test was hard as fuck.
-> That test was both mentally and physically strenuous. I found the majority of it to be quite difficult.
Fuck you shithead.
-> I show disdain for you, my fellow colleague.
Asshole.
-> Bunshole
What the fuck are you doing?
-> Excuse me, but may I question to as what it is that you are doing that has caught mine eye on this joyous occasion?
Go to hell.
-> Go to an unhappy place for a brief amount of time, for you have temporarily infuriated me with your attitude.
Dumbass.
-> You dull-witted ignoramus. I apologize for that comment, but I found it neccessary to make due to my immense anger directed at you. Please forgive me, mate.
Peechland
15-01-2005, 00:39
Other phrases handled by Cuss Control for your conveinence!
I don't give a flying fuck. or Who fucking cares?
-> I am ambivalent.
-> I am indifferent.
-> I am not swayed in either direction regarding this delicate issue at hand. I state no opinion.
That test was hard as fuck.
-> That test was both mentally and physically strenuous. I found the majority of it to be quite difficult.
Fuck you shithead.
-> I show disdain for you, my fellow colleague.
LOL....I really need this book
Asshole.
-> Bunshole
What the fuck are you doing?
-> Excuse me, but may I question to as what it is that you are doing that has caught mine eye on this joyous occasion?
Go to hell.
-> Go to an unhappy place for a brief amount of time, for you have temporarily infuriated me with your attitude.
Dumbass.
-> You dull-witted ignoramus. I apologize for that comment, but I found it neccessary to make due to my immense anger directed at you. Please forgive me, mate.
LOL ....my boss sooooo needs this book
Drunk commies
15-01-2005, 00:43
I don't see why we need to eliminate those colorfull and usefull words from our vocabularies. There are some situations where only an expletive will do. Those words can convey certain emotions better than any others.
oh, I forgot to curse in my post. shit fuck motherfuckingdykefagcocksuckingdouchebag.
Alinania
15-01-2005, 00:46
For example, instead of B.S., choices range from lie, fabrication, nonsense and exaggeration to bunk, baloney, drivel, malarkey, hokum, hogwash and balderdash. They might not give you satisfaction at first, but they will eventually.
balderdash. ...psshhh... :rolleyes:
New Genoa
15-01-2005, 00:54
balderdash. ...psshhh... :rolleyes:
Exaggeration to the bunk!
Eridanus
15-01-2005, 00:54
Fuck! People fucking buy that shit?
Fun funness
15-01-2005, 00:56
official the most g-d damn, mother fucking stupid thread ever.
Alinania
15-01-2005, 00:57
...looks like this cuss control has a lot in common with anger managment :p
MassPwnage
15-01-2005, 01:02
Aw, FUCK that's a nice idea.
Ultra Cool People
15-01-2005, 01:03
I'm going to start a movement before this thread is locked. I'll call it "Shut the Hell up you Stupid Goddamn Fuckwit Arseholes, just Fuck off and Die". What is the general consensus? ;)
This thread should be fucking locked, I can't believe the profanity, it's a fucking disgrace.
What's wrong Mods. How could allow this sort of thing to continue. Are they out of their fucking minds?
The Tribes Of Longton
15-01-2005, 01:22
This thread should be fucking locked, I can't believe the profanity, it's a fucking disgrace.
What's wrong Mods. How could allow this sort of thing to continue. Are they out of their fucking minds?
Swearing may not get the thread locked. Taking the fucking piss out of the mods will. I will kill you if you do this again. Be warned. I can kill with kindness. And nun-chuckas
Armed Bookworms
15-01-2005, 01:24
Mmmmmkay.
Janers place
15-01-2005, 01:59
shit
New Genoa
16-01-2005, 03:28
shit
That was completely uncalled for, m'kay? Just use the word 'poo.'
Gataway_Driver
16-01-2005, 03:33
official the most g-d damn, mother fucking stupid thread ever.
You dull-witted ignoramus. I apologize for that comment, but I found it neccessary to make due to my immense anger directed at you. Please forgive me, mate
:)