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I'm feeling a bit fuzzy after spending most of the evening talking in haikus, so can anyone suggest a good way for me to clear my head?

I'm feeling a bit fuzzy after spending most of the evening talking in haikus, so can anyone suggest a good way for me to clear my head?
Um ... raw, uninhibited sex? :D

Um ... raw, uninhibited sex? :D

Nah, I tried that one already...

I'm feeling a bit fuzzy after spending most of the evening talking in haikus, so can anyone suggest a good way for me to clear my head?
Try hitting it against a wall. Repeatedly.

Nah, I tried that one already...
Then there's no hope for you! Have yourself committed to a competent mental health facility! :D

I think I'll just have an early night. And I'll stay in bed for most of tomorrow, just to make sure I'm extra bright and breezy when I do finally get up.


I guess I could give the raw uninhibited sex another try first, though...

I think I'll just have an early night. And I'll stay in bed for most of tomorrow, just to make sure I'm extra bright and breezy when I do finally get up.

I guess I could give the raw uninhibited sex another try first, though...
That'll work! :D

Try cocaine plus sex.

Try cocaine plus sex.
what, no booze?

what, no booze?

Sure, that'll make me less fuzzy...

nah booze is too cheap. but hay pot will make you forget your fogginess.

Sure, that'll make me less fuzzy...
when you wake up :D

when you wake up :D
however many days that is

what, no booze?
Sure you need the booze to even you out.

Okay, I am a monk who has sworn to abstain from sex, booze and drugs. Whatever shall I do to clear my aching head a little?

It's a continuing source of surprise and distress to me that those who advocate things like saving the environment, eliminating cigarettes, etc., etc., have no compunctions about contaminating their own bodies with things like cocaine, mariajuana, and other assorted pollutants.

I'm feeling a bit fuzzy after spending most of the evening talking in haikus, so can anyone suggest a good way for me to clear my head?
Only suggestion,
Is to speak more in Haiku,
Screw with head some more :D

Sorry, couldn't resist. Take some pro-plus and slap yourself.

It's a continuing source of surprise and distress to me that those who advocate things like saving the environment, eliminating cigarettes, etc., etc., have no compunctions about contaminating their own bodies with things like cocaine, mariajuana, and other assorted pollutants.
trying to suggest somethign are we. Oh try some advil and sleep.

Okay, I am a monk who has sworn to abstain from sex, booze and drugs. Whatever shall I do to clear my aching head a little?
pray, take a walk, pray some more and write,

pray, take a walk, pray some more and write,
just because he or she is monk means she likes to pray.

Well, as long as its not me I recommend a sledgehammer and a scoop. Your brain is obviously wasting space, get rid of it.

Only suggestion,
Is to speak more in Haiku,
Screw with head some more :D


I shall attempt that
However, I may not be
able to fit the correct number of syllables.

Well, as long as its not me I recommend a sledgehammer and a scoop. Your brain is obviously wasting space, get rid of it.
oh so very nice

just because he or she is monk means she likes to pray.
i said that (or did you forget a word? ;) )

hay wait if your a monk you most likely cant have sex you liar.

I always found spamming helps :)

i said that (or did you forget a word? ;) )
yes, doesnt like to. sawry :rolleyes:

It's a continuing source of surprise and distress to me that those who advocate things like saving the environment, eliminating cigarettes, etc., etc., have no compunctions about contaminating their own bodies with things like cocaine, mariajuana, and other assorted pollutants.
Take a joke dude. I've been away from drugs for a long time.

After listening to some music (The Snowman Song and some random guy playing the Mario theme tune on piano, if you're curious) I feel a bit better.

Take a joke dude. I've been away from drugs for a long time.
it is called being stuck up.

I shall attempt that
However, I may not be
able to fit the correct number of syllables.
LOL. It held until
The last line of your Haiku,
When the whole thing collapsed into one long sentence due to your fuzzy head and building hatred of haikus, which all stems from the person who wrote the violently anti-liberal post. :p

LOL. It held until
The last line of your Haiku,
When the whole thing collapsed into one long sentence due to your fuzzy head and building hatred of haikus, which all stems from the person who wrote the violently anti-liberal post. :p

very true

LOL. It held until
The last line of your Haiku,
When the whole thing collapsed into one long sentence due to your fuzzy head and building hatred of haikus, which all stems from the person who wrote the violently anti-liberal post. :p

I would say that the
stem of my haiku problems
is from my lack of talent at writing haikus.



Meh...bedtime, I think.

Buy a new head.

Duh.

Try drinking a glass of cold club soda and ice. Yeah, that's right. Club soda NOT mized with booze or anything else.

:headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:

Yep, definitely do that.^^

it is called being stuck up.
It's called growing up. I can't afford lawyers, license suspensions and hospital bills anymore. I have rent to pay.

LOL. It held until
The last line of your Haiku,
When the whole thing collapsed into one long sentence due to your fuzzy head and building hatred of haikus, which all stems from the person who wrote the violently anti-liberal post. :p
I did not notice
Any problem with CP's
haiku. What are you talking about? That is so 5 syllables. If you pretend the last bit doesn't exist.

I suppose I'll have to do the same for this haiku too.
Damn rules, too constrictive.

I'm feeling a bit fuzzy after spending most of the evening talking in haikus, so can anyone suggest a good way for me to clear my head?
First thing that came to mind: Cut it off. Note that this is not necessarily the best thing, just the first that popped into my head.

Second: A stiff dose of caffeine usually clears things up for me, but I dunno about others

Third: Maybe a bit of physical activity?

By now, I'm a bit late, but I figure I'll post this anyway.
SO THERE!!