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Vacation!

Johnny Wadd
14-01-2005, 18:59
I will soon be on vacation and need a nice place to visit. I've been all over the world and need suggestions. Europe? Asia? Africa? North and South America? Please throw some suggestions at me as I'm quite undecided, plus the wife is getting a little under my skin over this as it is my turn to pick.

Help please!! :)
Legless Pirates
14-01-2005, 19:00
No plans. Just take the car and drive
MuhOre
14-01-2005, 19:00
Pick Israel, Lots of history, great sites. Get to meet Bedouins. Plus you can help support their economy. :)

Don;t worry about terrorists, you'd be on a bullet proof bus probably. And america would probably avenge your death. :P
MuhOre
14-01-2005, 19:01
No plans. Just take the car and drive


What if it leads to the ocean? Or to Columbia or something?
Johnny Wadd
14-01-2005, 19:02
No plans. Just take the car and drive


I can't drive as a quadruple amputee. My wife would have to, and let's just say no thanks to that idea. She is the stereotypical woman driver. I cringe just when she drives me to the doctors office. :(


I was thinking something nice and romantic and warm! :)
La Terra di Liberta
14-01-2005, 19:03
Spin in a circle and where you stop, you drive till you hit ocean.
Alien Born
14-01-2005, 19:04
I will soon be on vacation and need a nice place to visit. I've been all over the world and need suggestions. Europe? Asia? Africa? North and South America? Please throw some suggestions at me as I'm quite undecided, plus the wife is getting a little under my skin over this as it is my turn to pick.

Help please!! :)

We need to know a little more about your ideal vacation to be able to recommend anything.
New Granada
14-01-2005, 19:04
I will soon be on vacation and need a nice place to visit. I've been all over the world and need suggestions. Europe? Asia? Africa? North and South America? Please throw some suggestions at me as I'm quite undecided, plus the wife is getting a little under my skin over this as it is my turn to pick.

Help please!! :)


I just got back from a two week holiday in London for new years and had an amazing time.

Go somewhere like london or paris and stay in a youth hostel.


EDIT:
Didnt notice that "wife" bit.

That takes half the fun out of a youth hostel ;)
and you might not be a 'youth' so scratch that
New Granada
14-01-2005, 19:06
Pick Israel, Lots of history, great sites. Get to meet Bedouins. Plus you can help support their economy. :)

Don;t worry about terrorists, you'd be on a bullet proof bus probably. And america would probably avenge your death. :P

And get BLOWN UP.


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Zooke
14-01-2005, 19:06
I can't drive as a quadruple amputee. My wife would have to, and let's just say no thanks to that idea. She is the stereotypical woman driver. I cringe just when she drives me to the doctors office. :(


I was thinking something nice and romantic and warm! :)

How about a St Thomas cruise? We love them!!
Johnny Wadd
14-01-2005, 19:07
I just got back from a two week holiday in London for new years and had an amazing time.

Go somewhere like london or paris and stay in a youth hostel.

I'm not a youth, I'm a well seasoned person.

Thanks for the tip. But I can't go to Paris as I had a few problems there last time I went. Paris photo op! (http://www.europa1939.com/ww2/1939/hitler2.JPG) Then these guys (http://www.maryland-us.com/military/Chirac_Hitler_Saddam_Paris.jpg) had to get into the shot. They said I'm no longer welcome.
Alien Born
14-01-2005, 19:08
I can't drive as a quadruple amputee. My wife would have to, and let's just say no thanks to that idea. She is the stereotypical woman driver. I cringe just when she drives me to the doctors office. :(


I was thinking something nice and romantic and warm! :)

Try the Costa de Saupe in Bahia, Brazil. For anyone from the first world it is cheap, excellent service and infrastucture, guaranteed sun sand and romance.
Oh, and no driving required.
MuhOre
14-01-2005, 19:09
And get BLOWN UP.


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


He won't get blown up.... Israel is alot safer. Provided you don't go the slums, that teh Arafat made for them.
Johnny Wadd
14-01-2005, 19:09
We need to know a little more about your ideal vacation to be able to recommend anything.


I like exotic places, even with all of those foreigners. I love the beach, desert, mountains, and girls in bikini's (or nothing at all)! ;)
Johnny Wadd
14-01-2005, 19:10
Try the Costa de Saupe in Bahia, Brazil. For anyone from the first world it is cheap, excellent service and infrastucture, guaranteed sun sand and romance.
Oh, and no driving required.


Do they have jiggy girls in bikinis?
New Granada
14-01-2005, 19:10
He won't get blown up.... Israel is alot safer. Provided you don't go the slums, that teh Arafat made for them.


Thats right I forgot the Israeli "defense" force will run you over with a bulldozer before the palestians can have a chance to blow you up~~!!

IT HAS HAPPENED BEFORE~~


WHOOOOOOOOOOO
MuhOre
14-01-2005, 19:11
Brazil has frigging nude beaches.
MuhOre
14-01-2005, 19:13
Thats right I forgot the Israeli "defense" force will run you over with a bulldozer before the palestians can have a chance to blow you up~~!!

IT HAS HAPPENED BEFORE~~


WHOOOOOOOOOOO


Ok umm... when did you start taking crack again? Or are you like this, when someone supports Israel?
New Granada
14-01-2005, 19:13
Brazil has frigging nude beaches.


The two most beautiful girls i have ever partied with were brazilians in a London youth hostel.

I would kill people for them, honestly.

Laura and Luiza, I looooooove you :) :) :)


They invited me to come stay in their big houses in sao paolo and somewhere else.

I'm going as soon as I can :)
New Granada
14-01-2005, 19:15
Ok umm... when did you start taking crack again? Or are you like this, when someone supports Israel?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/israel/Story/0,2763,916299,00.html

Did you forget so soon?
Mildrid Nightengale
14-01-2005, 19:20
Well, I don't know. But you could visit Australia. That'd be keen. Relax and probably listen to that humming noise those aboriginal instruments make. thats nice. Oh, yes, and its probably warm? Or visit Sweden.
MuhOre
14-01-2005, 19:27
http://www.guardian.co.uk/israel/Story/0,2763,916299,00.html

Did you forget so soon?


That article doesn't explain why she got crushed though? Why was she stupid enough to be in it's way.
Jeruselem
14-01-2005, 19:55
Come to Australia. Plenty of space for driving (outside the cities) :)
Alien Born
14-01-2005, 20:05
Do they have jiggy girls in bikinis?

Its in Brazil, why do you think I live here

jiggle, jiggle. :cool:
Alien Born
14-01-2005, 20:08
Brazil has frigging nude beaches.

Only very few, but the bikinis are so small that the difference isn't really apparent.
;)