NationStates Jolt Archive

Index
Middle
Ring
Pinky
Thumb

ok so which one is you favorite?

Middle. It's usefull in traffic.
Opposable thumb is cool too, but I drive more than I masturbate.

haha good point :p

.. too much information.

Plus does the thumb really count as a finger?

Are toes included?

Where is the generic "other" option?

I want to pick my liver!

Index
Middle
Ring
Pinky
Thumb

ok so witch one is you fave?
points and shouts "WITCH WITCH!"

After having lost all of my limbs, the finger I miss most is the index; whether picking or scratching, the index finger is where it's at!

Middle. It's usefull in traffic.
Opposable thumb is cool too, but I drive more than I masturbate.


LOL.....youre so bad ;)

Thumb. Cause I like to have my thumb up my .....

Nose!

Mouth!

Finger is better, has more reach.. plus the Thumb is too fat. But the thumb is good for sticking into Pies, to quickly taste them, remember that rhyme song? Cause i don't...

I kind of like Antonio Alfonseca's sixth fingers.

After watching both Garden State and the Shining - I have to say the index finger is the best!

*makes funny noises while curling over Index finger.*

What happens if you have 6 fingers? or more? is the 2nd still considered the index? is the third still the middle? hmmmmm i have 10 fingers instead of 5... am i a freak? :(

Finger is better, has more reach.. plus the Thumb is too fat. But the thumb is good for sticking into Pies, to quickly taste them, remember that rhyme song? Cause i don't...

Little Jack Horner sat in the corner
Eating his Christmas pie,
He put in his thumb and pulled out a plum
And said "What a good boy am I!"



*takes a bow*

Thanks folks......I'll be here all week.

middle finger all the way. great for pointing and getting ppl away from you. Theres nothing u cant do w/ a middle finger.

Little Jack Horner sat in the corner
Eating his Christmas pie,
He put in his thumb and pulled out a plum
And said "What a good boy am I!"



*takes a bow*

Thanks folks......I'll be here all week.


That sounds so wrong! LOL! Then again i can be perverted...

middle finger all the way. great for pointing and getting ppl away from you. Theres nothing u cant do w/ a middle finger.

Compliment them? Shoot laserz? Impregnate someone?

Make a goat with your hand?

Make a goat with your hand?


I can do that...it'll just look more like a deformed butterfly. :p

Little Jack Horner sat in the corner
Eating his Christmas pie,
He put in his thumb and pulled out a plum
And said "What a good boy am I!"
But theres a new age version...

Little Tom Warner, jackin off in a corner
sticks it in his Christmas pie...
Pulled out too fast, and with a terrible blast...
said "dammit! I got #um in my eye!

Im here until the lock! :p

What is a Christmas pie anyways? I've heard of Fruit cakes...but not Pies

Index
Middle
Ring
Pinky
Thumb

ok so which one is you favorite?
I have no fingers. I am a snake. I hate you all *sulks*

But my favourite is the index, or - as I like to call it - the 'prodder'

I am, however, suprised that the ole middle finger emoticon hasn't appeared yet

What is a Christmas pie anyways? I've heard of Fruit cakes...but not Pies
I always just thought it was any of the many pies eaten specifically at christmas, ie: mincemeat pies and the like :confused:

I always just thought it was any of the many pies eaten specifically at christmas, ie: mincemeat pies and the like :confused:
Really? I thought a Christmas pie was some form of sexual act....

Really? I thought a Christmas pie was some form of sexual act....
Involving a tree, socks and giftpaper

Really? I thought a Christmas pie was some form of sexual act....


No wonder they say "Have a Merry Christmas ;) "


You sly Christian dogs you... Bringing in the new year eh? suuuuuure ;)

Involving a tree, socks and giftpaper

*tries to imagine*

and people say Jews have weird customs...

Mouth!
i love your signature! can i copy it?

The middle finger...

It's really handy when you have glasses... I like using it when I'm talking to someone I don't like. I don't directly give them the finger, but I push my classes up my nose with my middle finger... it has so much more meaning than if I used my index finger.

But theres a new age version...

Little Tom Warner, jackin off in a corner
sticks it in his Christmas pie...
Pulled out too fast, and with a terrible blast...
said "dammit! I got #um in my eye!

Im here until the lock! :p
im likin the new version...

Ring finger.
You can lose your middle finger and still do everything you need with either the ring or index finger. Except give people the finger. But let's be fair, I can go without that, I know enough physical insults without the use of the middle finger.

Ring finger.
You can lose your middle finger and still do everything you need with either the ring or index finger. Except give people the finger. But let's be fair, I can go without that, I know enough physical insults without the use of the middle finger.
Yeah, I know plenty too, really scathing ones. For example:

You are a big fat poo face with willies for ears.
You smell like wee wee when it comes from a girl (full of cooties - eewwww)
YOU BIG BUM HEAD!
And, my all time favourite:
*sticks tongue out* Nyerr ne nyer ne nyer nyyyeerrr!

you forgot the best one of all...
its only one word too!

"Smellephant"

i made it up :D

first two fingers are best. But a tongue also works well.

:D

I have 11 fingers. :(

first two fingers are best. But a tongue also works well.

:D
The best way I've found to insult someone, is to smile brilliantly at them - as if you know something they don't... sometimes throwing in a smug little wink helps... then walk up to them (still with your beaming smile plastered on your face) and pat them proudly (but gently) a couple of times on the shoulder as you turn and walk away in silence. This works particularly well when they are already deploying less gracefull tactics, such as vocalizing various expletives, or displaying vulgar physical gestures. You'll come out ahead every time, I guarantee it. ;)

When i said the tongue or two fingers, i didn't mean :upyours:, I meant they work best fro :fluffle:

When i said the tongue or two fingers, i didn't mean :upyours:, I meant they work best fro :fluffle:
In that case, Im not opposed at all to using them at length to satisfy. ;)

Middle Finger, for obvious reasons.

my wee finger just because everyone usually forgets about it

The thumb is my favorite.

It is good for picking things up, flicking things would be a lot harder without it, it comes in handy for hitchhiking, and it is very useful for sitting idly with it up your bum. Plus, I find jabbing is much more effective with the thumb.

Finally, the thumb is the generic sign for good, so when you fall down a hill, or are about to pass out from alcohol consumption, you can give the thumbs up sign, and everyone will know you are alright.

Pinky is underappreciated. :(

I personally like the middle finger. but you are corect, the pinkie is underappreciated.

i have no clue why you would want to finger your asshole but ok...