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sooner or later this world will end

Yes, duh

....unless magically our sun doesn't explode

ooh! ooh! Me dead first!

*Shoots self*

I liked your hello threads more when you would occasionally and inadvertently confess to beastiality.

ooh! ooh! Me dead first!

*Shoots self*are u still there????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!

are u still there????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!

Only in spirit...

wow the worlds gonna end? I've only heard that 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 times before

I liked your hello threads more when you would occasionally and inadvertently confess to beastiality.Doesn't everyone enjoy a good bit of bestiality? no? *looks around*
It could be just me, I suppose...

Sometimes I think we could blow ourselves up before the sun burns us to a cinder. We have the nuclear capability.
Then again, it's be slightly ironic if the sun did kill us after all - it's spent millenia keeping us warm and helping our food grow, and then it starts getting a little too warm ...

Only in spirit...If spirits husband comes home from work early , you will be in big trouble.

Only in spirit...

ooooohhhhh, ghost...HEY! I wanna be a ghost. *jumps of empire state building*

Only in spirit...
Rattle some chains then. Come on.

*tap, tap, tap*

do u think there will be a new earth after this one??????

Why not join me? It's fun. You get to fly, See the world, Etc. Etc.

Why not join me? It's fun. You get to fly, See the world, Etc. Etc. Do you have wings or do you just sort of float? Cos I'm not joining you if I don't get a pair of wings. A nice one.

ooooohhhhh, ghost...HEY! I wanna be a ghost. *jumps of empire state building*u cant become a ghost if u die nothing happens there is no after life if ur died ur died simple as that.

Do you have wings or do you just sort of float? Cos I'm not joining you if I don't get a pair of wings. A nice one.

I got wings, they're jet black and cool-to represent my attitude towards life... At least thats what the big man tells me...

*stabs self to death*

hello? hello?
Oh wow look at this.

Hah! Shows how wrong you were!

http://img154.exs.cx/img154/6387/evilbush4vs.jpg

My boss.

I bet the whole rattling chains deal is something young ghosts do because they think it's a kick :p Like putting sellotape over someone's door at eyebrow height.

I bet the whole rattling chains deal is something young ghosts do because they think it's a kick :p Like putting sellotape over someone's door at eyebrow height.
LOL, like making stairs creak at night or the dressing gown look like a person?

*stabs self to death*

hello? hello?
Oh wow look at this.

Hah! Shows how wrong you were!suit ur self.

Like putting sellotape over someone's door at eyebrow height.

Or putting cling-film over someones toilet seat! LOL :D

Or putting cling-film over someones toilet seat! LOL :D
That's one sick ghost :D

I got wings, they're jet black and cool-to represent my attitude towards life... At least thats what the big man tells me...There could be a real market in custom-made wings ... I want black ones too, except with deep purple trimming. Yeah. And sequins.

Join us in death... it's fun...

That's one sick ghost :D

Yep, you got that right. hehehehehehe

Or putting cling-film over someones toilet seat! LOL :D
I hope I never get THIS ghost in my house ...

Join us in death... it's fun...
He's so right, I'm glad I followed him to the other side!

I hope I never get THIS ghost in my house ...

I dunno, you sure are a sitting target :D

You know, we just accidently proved there is a god... cool!

You know, we just accidently proved there is a god... cool!
Sssh, not so loud! He might come and move us on.

You guys are wrong completley. God would never do that to us. He is the best. He is very nice. Unless you are a SINNER and a non-virgin.

Unless you are a SINNER and a non-virgin.

Awwwwwwwww, crap

You guys are wrong completley. God would never do that to us. He is the best. He is very nice. Unless you are a SINNER and a non-virgin.
SINNER and a non-virgin? Well as long as you only fail one of the two then...

http://img154.exs.cx/img154/6387/evilbush4vs.jpg
My boss.
*chokes to death on coffee while viewing picture*
Ooooh. This is cool. Heh, heh, heh.

You guys are wrong completley. God would never do that to us. He is the best. He is very nice. Unless you are a SINNER and a non-virgin.
Guess I'm doomed then ... *rattles chains*

Its school how the Hell(forgive me god) did u just reply????? My nuns would beat mme if I did that!!!!!

SINNER and a non-virgin? Well as long as you only fail one of the two then...
You know, you're right - since I don't think it's sinning, I'm safe. Muahaha!

*chokes to death on coffee while viewing picture*
Ooooh. This is cool. Heh, heh, heh.


Guess I'm doomed then ... *rattles chains*
Who'd have thought it, ghosts speak in more than one colour! Can we still do impressions then?

Its school how the Hell(forgive me god) did u just reply????? My nuns would beat mme if I did that!!!!!
Ooooooh, you lucky thing

Back to the question of whether the world will ever end, I know the orbit of the earth is declining and is heading toward the sun. In time, it will become part of that mass, as best as I understand stellar physics. Poof. So what? It won't happen in my lifetime and there is nothing I can do about that. As for my immortal soul, well I am a Christian. Therefore, I have no fear. :)

Its school how the Hell(forgive me god) did u just reply????? My nuns would beat mme if I did that!!!!!LOL! My primary school had nuns ... ah, memories. I think I'll go and rattle chains there.

Who'd have thought it, ghosts speak in more than one colour! Can we still do impressions then?

Thats his accent

LOL! My primary school had nuns ... ah, memories. I think I'll go and rattle chains there.
OK, I'm off to make branches tap alarmingly on bedroom windows. Enjoy!

Its school how the Hell(forgive me god) did u just reply????? My nuns would beat mme if I did that!!!!!

Btw, are you being serious???

Who'd have thought it, ghosts speak in more than one colour! Can we still do impressions then? I'm special :p And anyone mimicking my squeaky disembodied voice is in trouble ...

Back to the question of whether the world will ever end, I know the orbit of the earth is declining and is heading toward the sun. In time, it will become part of that mass, as best as I understand stellar physics. Poof. So what? It won't happen in my lifetime and there is nothing I can do about that. As for my immortal soul, well I am a Christian. Therefore, I have no fear. :)


You cant believe in science and god fool. The day of judgement will arrive and you will be trapped in purgatory!!!!

Of course it will. basic earth science - the sun will become a Nova and wipe out almost our entire solar system.

I'm special :p And anyone mimicking my squeaky disembodied voice is in trouble ...

Have fun shaking branches against window and the like, Ms. Ghost.

I'm special :p And anyone mimicking my squeaky disembodied voice is in trouble ...
Hello
No, I can't do it, too high for me.

You cant believe in science and god fool. The day of judgement will arrive and you will be trapped in purgatory!!!!

I think I live near a place called purgatory. Are you anywhere near the South of England??? :D

You cant believe in science and god fool. The day of judgement will arrive and you will be trapped in purgatory!!!!

Dear, poor, Ben-Ja-Min, understanding the scientific realm fully only gives more reason to believe in God. As for purgatory, there is no such place.

OK, I'm off to make branches tap alarmingly on bedroom windows. Enjoy!
I'm going to continually put the toilet seat up in a whole street of houses, muahah! Then I'm going to flick the kitchen lights on while they're asleep, and finally I'll open the windows just enough to let a breeze wake them up ...

You cant believe in science and god fool. The day of judgement will arrive and you will be trapped in purgatory!!!!
Orthodox Christians don't believe in purgatory so I'm ok then :D

I'm going to continually put the toilet seat up in a whole street of houses, muahah! Then I'm going to flick the kitchen lights on while they're asleep, and finally I'll open the windows just enough to let a breeze wake them up ...

Wow! You go, ghost.

Have fun shaking branches against window and the like, Ms. Ghost.Oh, that's so outdated. I'm in for the real mind-messing games ...

I think I live near a place called purgatory. Are you anywhere near the South of England??? Only I hear that its a nightmare to live in! LOL



Don't question the catholic church!! They are omnipotent. They own 60% of business in america!

I'm going to continually put the toilet seat up in a whole street of houses, muahah! Then I'm going to flick the kitchen lights on while they're asleep, and finally I'll open the windows just enough to let a breeze wake them up ...
Ooo! Don't forget to lift the covers up enough so they get cold feet!

I'm thinking my favourite would be to continually move the toothbrushes in the bathroom around so everyone gets annoyed at others for using their toothbrush :p

Don't question the catholic church!! They are omnipotent. They own 60% of business in america!
omnipotent = no, impotent ...
Ooh, how could i forget the covers? *sighs* What would I do without you, Nevareion?

Don't question the catholic church!! They are omnipotent.

Then they oughta go see a doctor for it then, sounds nasty.

Don't question the catholic church!! They are omnipotent. They own 60% of business in america!

The love of money is a root of evil. It is easier for a camel to be threaded through the eye of a needle than it is for a rich man to enter heaven. God is omnipotent. I am a protestant, and more specifically a member of the United Methodist Church.

In order to get valid answers to this pole, you need to define what you mean by "world". This is the definition in my handy-dandy desk dictionary:

"world (wurld) n. [ME (middle english) - werld, world, worlde; AS (anglo-saxon) weoruld, weorold, etc., world lit. , age of man < wer, a man (cf. WEREWOLF) + base of old; basic sense "the age of man"], 1. the earth. 2. the universe. 3. the earth and its inhabitants. 4. a) the human race; mankind. b) the public: as, the discovery startled the world. 5. a) [also W-], some part of the earth: as, the Old World. b) some period of history, its society, etc.: as, the ancient world c) any sphere or domain: as, the dog world, the animal, vegetable, or mineral world d) any sphere of human activity: as, the world of music. e) any sphere or state of existence. 6. individual experience, outlook, etc.: as, his world is narrow. 7. a) secular life and interests, as distinguished from the religious or spiritual; social life and its concerns. b) people primarily concerned with the affairs and pursuits of the present life. 8. often pl. a large amount; a great deal: as, the rest did him a world of good. 9. a star or planet. - SYN. see earth"

Working on the assumption that in your pole you mean either:

the earth
the earth and its inhabitants
the universe
the human race

to which i would give the following different answers:

The earth: Yup - gonna end some day.

The earth and its inhabitants: Secular Answer Well, the earth is gonna end some day, but some of its inhabitants may move on to another planet or planets.

The earth and its inhabitants: Spiritual Answer Well, the earth is gonna end some day, but some of its inhabitants may move on to another plane of existence.

The Universe: Secular Answer The universe will probably end at some point. By then, however, the point will probably be moot.

The Universe: Spiritual Answer The universe is unending - I think...

The Human Race: Yes, the human race will one day come to an end. Sooner than later, if we don't get our collective act together.

;)

I'm thinking my favourite would be to continually move the toothbrushes in the bathroom around so everyone gets annoyed at others for using their toothbrush :p

Or you could turn up people's radios to full while they're switched off, to give them a scare when they turn it on.

I'm thinking my favourite would be to continually move the toothbrushes in the bathroom around so everyone gets annoyed at others for using their toothbrush :p
Nice. I think I'll remove one of each pair of sock and hide them, then put the car keys in a different place before slightly moving furniture into positions where people will bang their shins in the dark.

The love of money is a root of evil. It is easier for a camel to be threaded through the eye of a needle than it is for a rich man to enter heaven. God is omnipotent. I am a protestant, and more specifically a member of the United Methodist Church.BIG needle...little tiny camel...

In order to get valid answers to this pole, you need to define what you mean by "world". This is the definition in my handy-dandy desk dictionary:

"world (wurld) n. [ME (middle english) - werld, world, worlde; AS (anglo-saxon) weoruld, weorold, etc., world lit. , age of man < wer, a man (cf. WEREWOLF) + base of old; basic sense "the age of man"], 1. the earth. 2. the universe. 3. the earth and its inhabitants. 4. a) the human race; mankind. b) the public: as, the discovery startled the world. 5. a) [also W-], some part of the earth: as, the Old World. b) some period of history, its society, etc.: as, the ancient world c) any sphere or domain: as, the dog world, the animal, vegetable, or mineral world d) any sphere of human activity: as, the world of music. e) any sphere or state of existence. 6. individual experience, outlook, etc.: as, his world is narrow. 7. a) secular life and interests, as distinguished from the religious or spiritual; social life and its concerns. b) people primarily concerned with the affairs and pursuits of the present life. 8. often pl. a large amount; a great deal: as, the rest did him a world of good. 9. a star or planet. - SYN. see earth"

Working on the assumption that in your pole you mean either:

the earth
the earth and its inhabitants
the universe
the human race

to which i would give the following different answers:

The earth: Yup - gonna end some day.

The earth and its inhabitants: Secular Answer Well, the earth is gonna end some day, but some of its inhabitants may move on to another planet or planets.

The earth and its inhabitants: Spiritual Answer Well, the earth is gonna end some day, but some of its inhabitants may move on to another plane of existence.

The Universe: Secular Answer The universe will probably end at some point. By then, however, the point will probably be moot.

The Universe: Spiritual Answer The universe is unending - I think...

The Human Race: Yes, the human race will one day come to an end. Sooner than later, if we don't get our collective act together.

;)

That was a very thorough answer to the poll question.

The love of money is a root of evil. It is easier for a camel to be threaded through the eye of a needle than it is for a rich man to enter heaven. God is omnipotent. I am a protestant, and more specifically a member of the United Methodist Church.
Did you know The Eye of the Needle is actually a small gate in the walls of Jerusalem that is very low - to get a camel through it has to kneel down and shuffle on its knees, which is very difficult to achieve as camels are not exactly cooperative beasts.

BIG needle...little tiny camel...

Very good. I think the idea of the metaphor, however, is that owning things is not important. Having lots of money is not the answer to joining God for eternity.

Or you could turn up people's radios to full while they're switched off, to give them a scare when they turn it on.Nice. I think I'll remove one of each pair of sock and hide them, then put the car keys in a different place before slightly moving furniture into positions where people will bang their shins in the dark.
So much material to work with. *rubs hands together* I'm going to start with that annoying couple over the road with the dog that barks at 2am every morning.
Night all!

So much material to work with. *rubs hands together* I'm going to start with that annoying couple over the road with the dog that barks at 2am every morning.
Night all!

Have you been messing with my radio, by the way? When I turn the dial down, the volume goes up...


Oh, and if it's a cold night, try pouring buckets of water over a car. Soak it with water every half hour or so and it will be coated with ice by the morning (if it's a cold enough night).

Have you been messing with my radio, by the way? When I turn the dial down, the volume goes up...


Oh, and if it's a cold night, try pouring buckets of water over a car. Soak it with water every half hour or so and it will be coated with ice by the morning (if it's a cold enough night).
Excellent ice idea. Why don't you join us on the other side and put it into practice yourself!

You cant believe in science and god fool. The day of judgement will arrive and you will be trapped in purgatory!!!!exactly who is "god fool" ?

:cool:

So much material to work with. *rubs hands together* I'm going to start with that annoying couple over the road with the dog that barks at 2am every morning.
Night all!try this www.inventati.org/apb/cookbook.htm

Excellent ice idea. Why don't you join us on the other side and put it into practice yourself!

I might just do that.

*uses an innovative, complicated array of levers to drop a weight on my head*

Done. Now, has anyone got a bucket I can borrow?

exactly who is "god fool" ?

:cool:
I think "god fool" is the creator of the universe as proposed by the Reverend Mr. T.

I think "god fool" is the creator of the universe as proposed by the Reverend Mr. T.
ROFLMAO!!!! I never laughed so much at a post. Thank you! :D

I might just do that.

*uses an innovative, complicated array of levers to drop a weight on my head*

Done. Now, has anyone got a bucket I can borrow?
Cool, nice accent

Ghostopia :D
How about moving the bookmark in a book they're reading five pages back (or forward) every night? Or being really nasty and removing the last chapter altogether?
Or here's one that really freaked me out - if they have stuffed toys, moving all of them so that they stare at the chair they usually sit in. They look up, and all the stuffed toys LOOK BACK. *shudders* It's creepy.
Turning the dimmer switch down on the lights so when they hit the switch, the lights stay off ...

<kaboom>

Oh, and I have a nice little yellow bucket you can use :) Here ya go - but watch it, it likes to shuffle a few centimetres to the side when you're not looking.
*yellow bucket looks around nervously*

*flicks switch on mincing machine and sticks head in*

Aaaaaaahh......that's better. Oooh. This is fun. And I get a cool accent.....Could I have some buckets too?.....

hello

hi

Stop with your "hi"s - come and join us in death, it's awfully fun. Dammit, my bucket's walked away. Just a sec....

okay

*dies*

That was fun...

*dies again*

you're right this death thing rocks

*dies*

wow the worlds gonna end? I've only heard that 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 times before

Well here's news for you. It's definitely going to end: the question is when?..

Stop with your "hi"s - come and join us in death, it's awfully fun. Dammit, my bucket's walked away. Just a sec....
Oh dear. Here, bucket, bucket, bucket ...
Maybe it's gone on strike. :rolleyes: It'll come back when it's hungry.

Well well well. Where HAS everyone gone?