NationStates Jolt Archive


Pick one NS player to rule the world!

Roach-Busters
14-01-2005, 04:22
Who will it be?

(Poll'll be up in a minute)
Superpower07
14-01-2005, 04:23
Am I on the poll? (I post b4 poll went up)
Kanabia
14-01-2005, 04:23
Lunatic Goofballs.
Superpower07
14-01-2005, 04:24
Sweet! I'm on the list! *I wonder who I'll vote for*

But I'd also like to see LG as leader
Kanabia
14-01-2005, 04:24
w00t! I'm on the list too :D
Roach-Busters
14-01-2005, 04:27
I'd probably pick Superpower07 for his politics, or Siljhouettes and Kanabia because of their personalities (although Superpower07 is nice, too ;)).
BLARGistania
14-01-2005, 04:28
phft. Me, of course.
CthulhuFhtagn
14-01-2005, 04:28
Me.

Why's MunkeBrain on there? Didn't he get banned several months back?
Peechland
14-01-2005, 04:29
I should sooooo be on that poll. :confused:
Lascivious Maximus
14-01-2005, 04:29
I voted for LG... *awaits mass craziness and illegitimate fun* :eek:
Andaluciae
14-01-2005, 04:31
The Cultists of Myrth lead now...
Lessr Tsurani
14-01-2005, 04:32
Let me think, no idea who any of them are, so I will go with Bob-bob, Or Unified Sith, his cooler puppet.
Johnny Wadd
14-01-2005, 04:33
Pound for pound (minus not having limbs), I am the total package, so vote for me!
Monkeypimp
14-01-2005, 04:33
Hi.
Kanabia
14-01-2005, 04:33
The Cultists of Myrth lead now...

Time for a political assassination, methinks. :D
Zackaroth
14-01-2005, 04:34
AMF most defenitely.
Sarzonia
14-01-2005, 04:35
ME!

Oh, I can't nominate myself? Sdaeriji.
Stan Smackey
14-01-2005, 04:36
General Powell of DEN.
Peechland
14-01-2005, 04:36
Mr. Thrust gets my vote.


Thats Upward Thrust....Capital U, capital T :cool:
Andaluciae
14-01-2005, 04:36
I throw my support behind LG!
Roach-Busters
14-01-2005, 04:36
If Myrth wins, I'm staging a coup d'etat. :D
Superpower07
14-01-2005, 04:37
If Myrth wins, I'm staging a coup d'etat. :D
And I know who you'd back . . . ;)
Roach-Busters
14-01-2005, 04:37
If Myrth wins, I'm staging a coup d'etat. :D

Which would then be replaced by a three-man junta comprised of Superpower07, Lunatic Goofballs, and Sarzonia.
Shaed
14-01-2005, 04:41
The Cultists of Myrth lead now...

Alas, no longer :( I obviously need to go make my fellow harem girls vote.

Luckily, ruling the world isn't an elected position, so all these people not wanting to be oppressed don't matter.
Shaed
14-01-2005, 04:43
Which would then be replaced by a three-man junta comprised of Superpower07, Lunatic Goofballs, and Sarzonia.

Who would then be sliced into teeny pieces by my happyhappy surgical laser.

Mmmlaser.
PIcaRDMPCia
14-01-2005, 04:45
Why am I not on the list? Am I not special enough? >_>

I'd choose me, because once I'm in power I'd immediately instill democratic elections for President of the world and abdicate my position.
Kanabia
14-01-2005, 04:45
Which would then be replaced by a three-man junta comprised of Superpower07, Lunatic Goofballs, and Sarzonia.

And I would retreat myself and my followers to...uh...Cuba, fortify it, and lead the rebellion from there.
Roach-Busters
14-01-2005, 04:46
Why am I not on the list? Am I not special enough? >_>

The names were picked randomly.
Its too far away
14-01-2005, 04:47
LG forever.
Harlesburg
14-01-2005, 04:51
you forgot one important person

MELOL
Roach-Busters i guess.
Keruvalia
14-01-2005, 04:51
Definately LG .... though Cogitation should be his Vice-Ruler.
Vittos Ordination
14-01-2005, 05:28
Defensor Fedei
Andaluciae
14-01-2005, 05:33
Go LG! I know you can win!
Trilateral Commission
14-01-2005, 05:40
I change my vote from Myrth to LG.
Gnostikos
14-01-2005, 05:58
Dempublicents.
Alomogordo
14-01-2005, 06:00
Goofballs for sure. His veep should be Refused Party Program.
Alomogordo
14-01-2005, 06:01
Defensor Fedei
I sincerely hope that was a joke.
Vittos Ordination
14-01-2005, 06:01
I would be frightened if LG ruled the world. With that much power he would be like a bull in a china shop.
Vittos Ordination
14-01-2005, 06:02
I sincerely hope that was a joke.

We shall never know.......
Alomogordo
14-01-2005, 06:03
I would be frightened if LG ruled the world. With that much power he would be like a bull in a china shop.
That's what's so great about him :D
Free Soviets
14-01-2005, 06:06
all hail letila, the supreme anarchist overlord!
Kanabia
14-01-2005, 06:13
all hail letila, the supreme anarchist overlord!

Maybe I can make him my running-mate. :p
Colodia
14-01-2005, 06:25
What the flying fuck? Out of EVERYONE there, only one or MAYBE two others actually WANT to be world dictator! :(

HOW CAN YOU FORGET ME?!?!?!?! :headbang:

I stand out more than everyone else here! I have the obnoxious sig!
Eutrusca
14-01-2005, 06:31
What the flying fuck? Out of EVERYONE there, only one or MAYBE two others actually WANT to be world dictator! :(

HOW CAN YOU FORGET ME?!?!?!?! :headbang:

I stand out more than everyone else here! I have the obnoxious sig!
You can have my place.
Colodia
14-01-2005, 06:34
You can have my place.
nah it's cool, I just like the attention.


*dons jewel-encrusted crown and walks away singing The Macarena*
Bedou
14-01-2005, 06:41
In an ideal world I voted for Lunatic Goofballs.
If we are just talking normal world conditions I pick--Eutrusca.
Eutrusca
14-01-2005, 06:50
In an ideal world I voted for Lunatic Goofballs.
If we are just talking normal world conditions I pick--Eutrusca.
:eek: :confused:
Dobbs Town
14-01-2005, 06:52
If you made ME world ruler, I'd turn right around and make all of YOU rule YOURSELVES, but I'd make it FUN, too.

But I ain't on that there poll, so...

poot.


DT.
Branin
14-01-2005, 06:57
The Cultists of Myrth lead now...

*shudders*

J/K
Branin
14-01-2005, 07:00
*dons jewel-encrusted crown and walks away singing The Macarena*

*dances the macarena briefly until he realized what he is doing* *shudders*
Layarteb
14-01-2005, 07:02
I vote Layarteb.
Vittos Ordination
14-01-2005, 07:05
When I decide to rule the world you people won't have a vote in it, so you might as well get on board right now.
Kreitzmoorland
14-01-2005, 07:08
how do us less-experienced NS players get to know the powerful players around here? how do we know who to appease/emulate/admire/vote-for-on-the-rule-the-world poll?
I think we should hear campaighn speeches from each of the candidates!!
Ultra Cool People
14-01-2005, 07:10
The only reason any of you got more than one vote is that you used your alternate identities to vote for yourself. I've got two on NS and if I didn't have a job and family, and sat on my ass all day on the dole or dissability I'd have more.

Loosers. :D
OceanDrive
14-01-2005, 07:25
how do us less-experienced NS players get to know the powerful players around here? how do we know who to appease/emulate/admire/vote-for-on-the-rule-the-world poll?!
You have to

appease Myrth/
emulate Lascivious Maximus/
Admire Your Dad/
And Vote for LG or Myrth.
Kryozerkia
14-01-2005, 07:35
While it is a case of overly shameless self promotion, I'd say I'd vote for myself, but in in true fairness, I'd pick Cognition. ^_^ Or if she was still here (more oft) Stephistan.
Lindim
14-01-2005, 07:39
Schultaria Prime. I would have no qualms about that at all.
Nation of Fortune
14-01-2005, 07:39
LG FOR WORLD DICTATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shaed
14-01-2005, 07:39
*shudders*

J/K

Don't make me come over there.



:p
Pencil Suckers
14-01-2005, 07:49
Myrth.. :gundge: :sniper: :headbang:
OceanDrive
14-01-2005, 08:00
Myrth.. :gundge: :sniper: :headbang:
LOL,

Myrth is da man...they say about him: gotta love the guy, or gotta hate the guy :D

...either way...You just cant ignore him.
JuNii
14-01-2005, 09:57
[takes a deep breath]
FAIRY TINKERBELLY!
[Runs out the door and into getaway car]
Greedy Pig
14-01-2005, 10:38
I nominate TIN. (The Imperial Navy)

He is the most intelligent, sound minded, and the most knowledgable person concerning socio-economics that never cease to amaze me.

As I lay beside my laptop on the itchy grass at my university (instead of studying).. I can see him from afar!!

His charisma is like a eagle, fluttering it's wings and singing in the trees like a opera singer, his face, like a true-born leader.. Born to save the world from it's demise rescuing it as if a princess in her knight in shining armours arms. His eye's BURNING with passion to charm every man and women that Hetro and Homo alike may lustfully love him without shame.

Aye,

I put my utter faith in him, that he'll lead the world to greater heights, a new level of humanity where people of all race and people and furry friends may join hands and pursue a new world full of peace, prosperity and advancement.

That no child shall go hungry into the night. No tree shall feel the wrath of the cutting chainsaws, no chicken would have her egg stolen from it no more, no abrogine would walk around pantless, no Australian would feel the summer heat burning down on their skin, no Arab would feel thirst in their throats.

And lastly, nobody would feel sorrow nor remorse. All these things shall be taken away.. Once The Imperial Navy arrives.

Have hearty faith in him, my friends. For the time of his enthroning is nigh.
The Imperial Navy
14-01-2005, 10:42
Wow... You do know Intend to rule with an iron fist, right?

Of course if I fail to achieve power I will simply seize it. My time of world domination is high. FOOLISH MORTALS! Bow before your future Emperor!
Monkeypimp
14-01-2005, 11:59
Colodia's taking over the world, then he's going round to your house to smash your face in.



p.s. myrth has a big one
Chicken pi
14-01-2005, 12:34
I vote MunkeBrain. I feel sorry for him, he doesn't have any votes...
The Imperial Navy
14-01-2005, 12:38
MWAHAHA! whoever rises to power will be overthrown by the Iron might of TIN! And I ill re-enforce my power by killing crime at the source (Death for any crime, and screw your morals.), Tax cuts, enforce a strict quota on house prices, and throw your fucking greedy economic system out of the window. World prices will all be frozen, as well as all pay equaled so everyone gets the same. I've had enough of this worlds greed, it's time to make everyone equal.
Greedy Pig
14-01-2005, 12:52
Make everyone equal? Then how about you Lord TIN?
The Imperial Navy
14-01-2005, 12:54
Make everyone equal? Then how about you Lord TIN?

I of course would reign supreme as complete overlord of the World. At least if everyone else was equal, they'd have nothing to winge about. They winge? They die.
I V Stalin
14-01-2005, 13:10
Either Sdaeriji or Torching Witches...how come he hasn't been mentioned yet?
Legless Pirates
14-01-2005, 13:11
FECK!

Overlooked the "No one" option. No one! Anarchy!
Monkeypimp
14-01-2005, 13:12
FECK!

Overlooked the "No one" option. No one! Anarchy!

got your beer legs yet?
Legless Pirates
14-01-2005, 13:15
got your beer legs yet?
Alas. The company wouldn't sell me any.
Monkeypimp
14-01-2005, 13:18
Alas. The company wouldn't sell me any.

gutted :(
Legless Pirates
14-01-2005, 13:19
gutted :(
They are too. I peed against their factory and it collapsed.

Revenge is sweet :fluffle:
Nevareion
14-01-2005, 13:34
Lunatic Goofballs.

But only cos we'd be Goofballians then. That's right, we'd all just be a load of balls.
Marabal
14-01-2005, 14:07
No one, or it will be Saddam all over again....
Marabal
14-01-2005, 14:07
Lunatic Goofballs.

But only cos we'd be Goofballians then. That's right, we'd all just be a load of balls.


ROTFLMAO!
The Imperial Navy
14-01-2005, 14:07
No one, or it will be Saddam all over again....

But i'm Saddam without the Genocide!
Shaed
14-01-2005, 14:10
But i'm Saddam without the Genocide!

Considering the number of people you've threatened to kill in this thread alone, I don't think you're really allowed to claim that.

:p
The Imperial Navy
14-01-2005, 14:11
Considering the number of people you've threatened to kill in this thread alone, I don't think you're really allowed to claim that.

:p

So I'd kill all political competition... thats a bit like Stalin-But I don't kill without a reason.
Shaed
14-01-2005, 14:18
So I'd kill all political competition... thats a bit like Stalin-But I don't kill without a reason.

...

MWAHAHA! whoever rises to power will be overthrown by the Iron might of TIN! And I ill re-enforce my power by killing crime at the source (Death for any crime, and screw your morals), Tax cuts, enforce a strict quota on house prices, and throw your fucking greedy economic system out of the window. World prices will all be frozen, as well as all pay equaled so everyone gets the same. I've had enough of this worlds greed, it's time to make everyone equal.

I of course would reign supreme as complete overlord of the World. At least if everyone else was equal, they'd have nothing to winge about. They winge? They die.

That's three groups of people you plan on killing... and those are just the one's you've mentioned in three posts.

Would you like anything else with your crushing defeat and the hands of my debating-proof skills? Side of fries perhaps?
The Imperial Navy
14-01-2005, 14:20
Whatever happens power will one day be mine! You'll see! And i'll put and end to the world of greed and material wealth! The only thing worth anything on this world is power-It shall be mine!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Jordaxia
14-01-2005, 14:20
So I'd kill all political competition... thats a bit like Stalin-But I don't kill without a reason.


Would you at least have show-trials? Because, you'd have my support, regardless of whether I actually agreed with you or not if you had show-trials. With songs and dancing girls, the lot. Could you imagine just how Good a musical set in a stalinist show-trial would be? I'm getting all tingly just thinking about it. til then though, I support LG.
Wagwanimus
14-01-2005, 14:21
Lunatic Goofballs.

But only cos we'd be Goofballians then. That's right, we'd all just be a load of balls.

under me you'd be wagwanimals.
Nevareion
14-01-2005, 14:22
under me you'd be wagwanimals.
Under you I'd be a bit embarrased :p
Bolsania
14-01-2005, 14:27
Trulin, our great leader should rule the world with his lovelynessss.
Eutrusca
14-01-2005, 14:59
The only reason any of you got more than one vote is that you used your alternate identities to vote for yourself. I've got two on NS and if I didn't have a job and family, and sat on my ass all day on the dole or dissability I'd have more.

Loosers. :D
I'm a "looser" because I'm a disabled veteran. Kewl. :rolleyes:
Peechland
14-01-2005, 15:22
I'm a "looser" because I'm a disabled veteran. Kewl. :rolleyes:


No youre not doll....and I'm sure UltraCool didnt mean it like that.

* :fluffle: 's Eutrusca*
Legless Pirates
14-01-2005, 15:26
No youre not doll....and I'm sure UltraCool didnt mean it like that.

* :fluffle: 's Eutrusca*
"Look mom, what's that?"
"A hippy.... now move along, quickly"
Peechland
14-01-2005, 15:27
"Look mom, what's that?"
"A hippy.... now move along, quickly"

You behave or I'll tell everyone about your legless panties.........ooops!
Legless Pirates
14-01-2005, 15:28
You behave or I'll tell everyone about your legless panties.........ooops!
Behave?

NEVER!
:fluffle:
FairyTInkArisen
14-01-2005, 15:30
silly boy! you forgot me! :rolleyes: *somehow votes for self*
UpwardThrust
14-01-2005, 15:30
Mr. Thrust gets my vote.


Thats Upward Thrust....Capital U, capital T :cool:
Mr thrust ... thats good :D I got to remember that one
Yammo
14-01-2005, 15:37
Yammo For Ruler!!!!
Myrth
14-01-2005, 16:16
Pffft, world dictator isn't an elected position.

*notes down all those who failed to vote for him*
Findecano Calaelen
14-01-2005, 16:21
*notes down all those who failed to vote for him*
are we on the LIST?
FairyTInkArisen
14-01-2005, 16:22
Pffft, world dictator isn't an elected position.

*notes down all those who failed to vote for him*awwwwww, bless his ickle cotton socks, Myrthy thinks he's gonna rule the world
Gawdly
14-01-2005, 16:27
I would follow Aerou into Hell, if she blew in my ear.
Wagwanimus
14-01-2005, 16:29
Under you I'd be a bit embarrased :p

youaren't anyway? :p
Nevareion
14-01-2005, 16:36
youaren't anyway? :p
Dammit!

*slopes off red faced out of the thread*
Nation of Fortune
14-01-2005, 16:52
Pffft, world dictator isn't an elected position.

*notes down all those who failed to vote for him*
YOU WERE NUMBER 2 ON MY LIST I SWEAR
Bitchkitten
14-01-2005, 16:53
It'd have to be LG. I'm in love with Lunatic Goofballs and the only thing that prevents me from stalking him is my technical incompetence.
P.S. I'm one of the disabled "loosers" and do collect "dissability".
Wagwanimus
14-01-2005, 16:56
It'd have to be LG. I'm in love with Lunatic Goofballs and the only thing that prevents me from stalking him is my technical incompetence.
P.S. I'm one of the disabled "loosers" and do collect "dissability".


LOSER!!!
Conceptualists
14-01-2005, 16:56
I think I should rule,
As head of the Haiku group,
I'm self appointed
Legless Pirates
14-01-2005, 16:59
Disabled people = teh sux0rz :gundge: :mp5: :sniper: :mp5: :mp5:

oh wait... :(
Vittos Ordination
14-01-2005, 17:21
I think I should rule,
As head of the Haiku group,
I'm self appointed

Conceptualists
Would need a good speechwriter,
Haikus I can do.

When you are ruler
I offer my services
Just give me virgins.
Kerlapa
14-01-2005, 17:25
Dodgeville
Daistallia 2104
14-01-2005, 17:28
On all seriousness, there are only two on that list who I would consider worthy:
LG is first. Looking at his serious posts, he really is one of the most eminantly reasonable people here.
Eutrusca comes up second.

I'd have a hard time objecting to an actual US presidential ticket there...
Kwaswhakistan
14-01-2005, 17:33
MYRTH!!! Time to delete your opponents!

all hail Myrth, all hail Myrth
Von Witzleben
14-01-2005, 17:36
Nazi Weaponised Virus. Myself. Or MKULTRA.
You Forgot Poland
14-01-2005, 17:39
Cast off your chains and rebel
against this conceptual cartel
the time has come for clerihew
you have nothing to lose but your haiku
Vittos Ordination
14-01-2005, 17:46
Cast off your chains and rebel
against this conceptual cartel
the time has come for clerihew
you have nothing to lose but your haiku

You say "clerihew"
and I wonder "What is that?"
I feel treasonous.
Shaed
15-01-2005, 13:02
I think everyone should pick me to rule, because I have a Cthulhu/Tentacle-Rape-Monster pony custom.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v231/Shaed/Cthulhupony3.jpg

Fear.... for it has phallic tail-tentacles.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v231/Shaed/Cthulhupony5.jpg

People who vote for me get to be killed and eaten first, to avoid seeing the ruination of the earth and the suffering of their families ^.^
Kanabia
15-01-2005, 13:25
I think everyone should pick me to rule, because I have a Cthulhu/Tentacle-Rape-Monster pony custom.

HEY!!! The whole take over the world with Cthulhu thing is mine!!! :mad:

http://www.cis.rit.edu/~jerry/Image/lego/cthulu_aieeee.gif

Gnggh. People are always stealing my ideas and such. Despite me stealing that image from someone else, but that doesn't count.

*mumbles to himself*
Shaed
15-01-2005, 13:31
HEY!!! The whole take over the world with Cthulhu thing is mine!!! :mad:

http://www.cis.rit.edu/~jerry/Image/lego/cthulu_aieeee.gif

Gnggh. People are always stealing my ideas and such. Despite me stealing that image from someone else, but that doesn't count.

*mumbles to himself*

Well, mine's a Cthulhu/Tentacle-Rape-Monster. So I demand credit for originality.

Where do I get that Lego Cthulhu though? I want one!
Kanabia
15-01-2005, 13:33
Well, mine's a Cthulhu/Tentacle-Rape-Monster. So I demand credit for originality.

Where do I get that Lego Cthulhu though? I want one!

Well you can't have one. I'm going to build an army of lego Cthulhu's, and they will destroy your pathetic hybrid Cthulhu/pony/rapist. Mwhahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

*thinks of an even better plan to take over the world*

*laughs to himself*

The lego Cthulhu is here: http://www.cis.rit.edu/~jerry/Image/lego/cthulu.html

Not that it'll do you any good.
Cannot think of a name
15-01-2005, 13:41
I voted for LG because I want his dangerous funhouse for adults to be a reality.
Shaed
15-01-2005, 13:45
Well you can't have one. I'm going to build an army of lego Cthulhu's, and they will destroy your pathetic hybrid Cthulhu/pony/rapist. Mwhahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

*thinks of an even better plan to take over the world*

*laughs to himself*

The lego Cthulhu is here: http://www.cis.rit.edu/~jerry/Image/lego/cthulu.html

Not that it'll do you any good.

You/they'd have to get past my room full of oh-so-girly My Little Ponies and cute stuffed animals and glitter lip balms. I can guarantee you/they'd claw your/their eyes out before you/they'd get more than a few feet inside the room.

No, I remain confident that my Cthulhu/Tentacle-Rape-Monster pony will come out triumphant. Anyway, if it got smashed, I'd have to kill you. Those damn tails took forever to convince to stay attached.
Kanabia
15-01-2005, 13:52
You/they'd have to get past my room full of oh-so-girly My Little Ponies and cute stuffed animals and glitter lip balms. I can guarantee you/they'd claw your/their eyes out before you/they'd get more than a few feet inside the room.

No, I remain confident that my Cthulhu/Tentacle-Rape-Monster pony will come out triumphant. Anyway, if it got smashed, I'd have to kill you. Those damn tails took forever to convince to stay attached.

Like I said, I have a better idea. I'm going to enlist the help of some malevolent demonic power (my friends below owe me a few favours) and possess all of your oh-so-girly toys. They will then proceed to take over the world, leaving a gruesome wake of corpses with clawed-out eyeballs behind them. I estimate it'll be 2 days before the world's governments surrender to me. I will then smear the faces of my worst opponents with glitter-lip balm. *smears Shaeds face with glitter lip balm* Sorry, couldn't wait. :D
Shaed
15-01-2005, 13:54
Like I said, I have a better idea. I'm going to enlist the help of some malevolent demonic power (my friends below owe me a few favours) and possess all of your oh-so-girly toys. They will then proceed to take over the world, leaving a gruesome wake of corpses with clawed-out eyeballs behind them. I estimate it'll be 2 days before the world's governments surrender to me. I will then smear the faces of my worst opponents with glitter-lip balm. *smears Shaeds face with glitter lip balm* Sorry, couldn't wait. :D

ARGH! IT BURNS IT BURNS! *runs around flailing*

Yeah, well, your loss. No harem for you.
Kanabia
15-01-2005, 13:58
ARGH! IT BURNS IT BURNS! *runs around flailing*

Yeah, well, your loss. No harem for you.

Oh. Damn. Umm..how about we join forces? With my lego Cthulhus, and your cute toys, we'll be absolutely unstoppable. Imagine defending against pure-evil and pure-cute at the same time? Mwahahahaha!!!

We can make the glitter lip-balm thing a ritual among our followers, to show their faith, or something.
Shaed
15-01-2005, 14:04
Oh. Damn. Umm..how about we join forces? With my lego Cthulhus, and your cute toys, we'll be absolutely unstoppable. Imagine defending against pure-evil and pure-cute at the same time? Mwahahahaha!!!

We can make the glitter lip-balm thing a ritual among our followers, to show their faith, or something.

I'm pretty sure pure-cute is just another facet of pure-evil. But I can't really join forces with you... fear of wrath of Myrth and all that. On the positive side, I can't act as an independant agent really either, so you don't have much to worry about.

Forced glitter lipbalm would make a good ritual of faith though. I might have to steal that idea.
Kanabia
15-01-2005, 14:13
Nevermind Myrth, I have plans for him...involving this new torture device I have just discovered!

Torture Device (http://img.urinal.net/dairy_queen/dq1.jpg)
Another Pic of Torture Device (http://img.urinal.net/dairy_queen/dq3.jpg)

If you join forces, i'll let you have Britain, and the copyright to all british accents. Your call though.
Pure Metal
15-01-2005, 14:16
i should rule the world cos my initials spell PM, for Prime Minister...of the world ;)
its an obvious choice really
Kanabia
15-01-2005, 14:19
i should rule the world cos my initials spell PM, for Prime Minister...of the world ;)
its an obvious choice really

*sigh* Looks like you're getting the torture device as well.
Kroblexskij
15-01-2005, 14:19
kanabia then we create a socialist revolution and we all run the world
Shaed
15-01-2005, 14:22
Nevermind Myrth, I have plans for him...involving this new torture device I have just discovered!

Torture Device (http://img.urinal.net/dairy_queen/dq1.jpg)
Another Pic of Torture Device (http://img.urinal.net/dairy_queen/dq3.jpg)

If you join forces, i'll let you have Britain, and the copyright to all british accents. Your call though.

Oooooh! Britain! British accents! Yee!

But no, no Myrth torturing. Otherwise I'll have to add you to the list of people who'll be recieving the surgical-laser-torture treatment, you see. And I wouldn't enjoy that. Well, I lie. Laser torture is great fun. But the list's already really long, and adding more names would be an annoyance.
Kanabia
15-01-2005, 14:29
kanabia then we create a socialist revolution and we all run the world

Socialist revolution? What are you talk....yes, yes, I see. Indeed. Go and spread propaganda about this revolution you speak of, yes...

...while I seize all the power for ME!!!!

Oops, I said the loud part quietly and the quiet part loud. No matter.


Oooooh! Britain! British accents! Yee!

But no, no Myrth torturing. Otherwise I'll have to add you to the list of people who'll be recieving the surgical-laser-torture treatment, you see. And I wouldn't enjoy that. Well, I lie. Laser torture is great fun. But the list's already really long, and adding more names would be an annoyance.

*writes surgical laser torture on list of things-to-implement*

Okay, well, can I give him the honour of being the first person to set foot on Venus?
Super-power
15-01-2005, 15:01
I'm losing, darn!
Chicken pi
15-01-2005, 15:17
Oh man, you haven't resorted to voting with puppets have you?
Sanctaphrax
15-01-2005, 15:31
I can't remember who I voted for, but it was a mistake. Instead.

SHAED TO RULE THE WORLD! FREE FLUFFLES!
:fluffle:s Shaed!
Keruvalia
15-01-2005, 16:12
I'd also give Tink a position of great power.
Keruvalia
15-01-2005, 16:15
Well, mine's a Cthulhu/Tentacle-Rape-Monster. So I demand credit for originality.


No credit ... sorry ...

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2198

Scroll down to "Clip 3: The Cock Monster"

:D
Sanctaphrax
15-01-2005, 17:46
I'd also give Tink a position of great power.
Agreed, Tinks for VP!
Shawlands Academey
16-01-2005, 23:35
Gotta be Anarchy 92 ain't it...

It'd be good to have a twelve year old as the ruler of the world... plus it would be really cool to have a rebel as a leader... and I quote him below


"Fuck the Mods"

and my favourite has to be when he angered Myrth..

"Who is this Myrth ****"
Myrth
16-01-2005, 23:42
Gotta be Anarchy 92 ain't it...

It'd be good to have a twelve year old as the ruler of the world... plus it would be really cool to have a rebel as a leader... and I quote him below


"Fuck the Mods"

and my favourite has to be when he angered Myrth..

"Who is this Myrth ****"

Not really suprising, considering you are Anarchy 92 :rolleyes:
Shawlands Academey
16-01-2005, 23:45
Not really suprising, considering you are Anarchy 92 :rolleyes:

Damn you saw through my evil plot... ****
Its too far away
16-01-2005, 23:45
Not really suprising, considering you are Anarchy 92 :rolleyes:

Lol I just missed reading that thread, got deleted. Couldn't you just have locked it so we can laugh at him?
Chicken pi
16-01-2005, 23:47
Man, this Anarchy 92 stuff has made my day. :)

As you can imagine, it's been a pretty uneventful day for me.
Neo-Anarchists
16-01-2005, 23:48
Damn you saw through my evil plot... ****
Err, you do know that's a mod you're talking to, don't you?
Nation of Fortune
16-01-2005, 23:48
Damn you saw through my evil plot... ****
because myrth see's all
Neo-Anarchists
16-01-2005, 23:49
Man, this Anarchy 92 stuff has made my day. :)

Aww, what'd I miss that was funny?
Neo-Anarchists
16-01-2005, 23:51
I say Lunatic Goofballs should rule the world.
It would be so much more...
interesting...
*evil grin*

I mean, just look at his/her/its(sorry, I dunno) name!
Shawlands Academey
16-01-2005, 23:51
Err, you do know that's a mod you're talking to, don't you?

Yeah he deleted my country earlier but its all in good fun... I appologise to Myrth if he misunderstood me earlier.
Chicken pi
16-01-2005, 23:53
Aww, what'd I miss that was funny?

Well, he started a thread to call Myrth a c***. He appears to have picked his timing, so it was at a time of day when Myrth himself could respond to the thread within 30 seconds or so. Apart from that, you haven't missed anything much. I'm just easily amused.
Shawlands Academey
16-01-2005, 23:56
Well, he started a thread to call Myrth a c***. He appears to have picked his timing, so it was at a time of day when Myrth himself could respond to the thread within 30 seconds or so. Apart from that, you haven't missed anything much. I'm just easily amused.

I also started the FFF... Forum Freedom Fighters a revolution against the mods... That got deleted after about 5 minutes
Yeknomia
16-01-2005, 23:59
Legless Pirates all the way. Although I am quite surprised you but Eutruscia on the list. YECCH!
Chicken pi
17-01-2005, 00:00
I also started the FFF... Forum Freedom Fighters a revolution against the mods... That got deleted after about 5 minutes

Oh yes... I wish you luck in your quest to oust the bourgeoisie mods and defend the freedom of the regular proletariat poster.

*snigger*
Neo-Anarchists
17-01-2005, 00:00
Legless Pirates all the way. Although I am quite surprised you but Eutruscia on the list. YECCH!
What?
Eutrusca isn't that bad...
Neo-Anarchists
17-01-2005, 00:01
Oh yes... I wish you luck in your quest to oust the bourgeoisie mods and defend the freedom of the regular proletariat poster.

*snigger*
This is like what would happen in the Russian revolution if the people in charge of Russia at the time had a button that could instantly kill the revolutionaries, but the revolutionaries could respawn.
:D
Shawlands Academey
17-01-2005, 00:03
Oh yes... I wish you luck in your quest to oust the bourgeoisie mods and defend the freedom of the regular proletariat poster.

*snigger*

What does bouregeoisie mean... also what does Proletariat mean
Chicken pi
17-01-2005, 00:04
Legless Pirates all the way. Although I am quite surprised you but Eutruscia on the list. YECCH!

I can see why you dislike him. Sometimes he can get annoyed with people and be a bit nasty, but we all do that. Read more posts by him and you'll see he's a pretty nice bloke.
Neo-Anarchists
17-01-2005, 00:07
What does bouregeoisie mean... also what does Proletariat mean
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bourgeoisie

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proletariat
Chicken pi
17-01-2005, 00:07
What does bouregeoisie mean... also what does Proletariat mean


Basically the bourgeoisie class is the ruling class in society. They exploit the workers, who are the proletariat. It's a bit simplified, but I really can't be bothered to remember more details at the moment.
Nihilistic Beginners
17-01-2005, 00:11
Defensor
Shawlands Academey
17-01-2005, 00:15
Just checking this country has'nt been deleted
The Lightning Star
17-01-2005, 00:17
Duh!

Myself!
Neo-Anarchists
17-01-2005, 00:18
Defensor
:p
DF for World Dictator!
The Holy Catholic Empire shall rise again!!!

:D