NationStates Jolt Archive

I invite you now to debate the evolution of aborted elections between christian fundamentalists and islamic extremists in relation to George Bush's 6th cousin Babbette and John Kerry's undulating epiglotis.

Some rules:

1] Your argument must make no sense.
2] Your argument must be based in the fact that history began in 1950.
3] Your argument must be culturally biased based on a 5 mile radius around you.
4] You must post at least 2 completely irrelevant links.
5] You must vote in the poll.
6] You may cite at least 2 Bible referrences, but no more, and they must be reworded to fit your own agenda.
7] If you flame, it must be in a language other than English.

Ich hasse dich! Du bist ein schwein!

There. Est ist Deustche. Can't get mad ;)

Exodus 6:66 clearly states that I don't exist, and i am not wearing underwear at the moment! Thus we can conlclude that Bush is a Euhpism for mispelling Cookie.

John 3:16 And he shiteth on the coweth from the fareth landeth awayeth frometh Israeleth and saideth unto themeth, goeth forth and shit on every bitch from East Saint Louis because they don't represent like me, bitch. End message. </html>

Revelations 1:23-500 Wtf m8?

okay so we can clearly see here that photosynthesis is the result of brahma who was actually Monica on Friends from seasons 1 and 1.02 and then I said fuck you bitch, I will not suck your banana or sell it on the black market to a privatized educational prostitute from that cheese-eating surrender monkey city of France, London. Est ist zeit fur reich wiki diki fuki shiti haiti blewi Quenya noxi!

Jesus H. Christ

http://www.bible.com
http://www.pot-smoking-rabbis.com

Infidel! Alluha Akbar! *martyrs self* yay! 72 virgins. I think i;m going to convert to Discordinarasfatjudeoislamchrsitiaatheiagnotireligioism


... boo. Anyways, if Bush leaves a train at 6 o clock, and comes back at 2 0 clock, but he went to the past? at what time did i stop typing?

Infidel! Alluha Akbar! *martyrs self* yay! 72 virgins. I think i;m going to convert to Discordinarasfatjudeoislamchrsitiaatheiagnotireligioism


... boo. Anyways, if Bush leaves a train at 6 o clock, and comes back at 2 0 clock, but he went to the past? at what time did i stop typing?

13:02 in East Saint Louis time, but they're all idiotic retards who type and ramble on endlessly without any purpose but I at least we represent like motherfuckers, you know what I mean, I guess you don't but I could explain if I spoke french which I will: You are le fat.

Exodus 5:22-17 He who doesn't get a flu shot will be castrated by Abu Bakr
Genesis 0:1 Oh my god, they killed Kenny! You bastards!

http://www.shaved-rabbis.com
http://www.pope-j-ii.com

Genesis clearly states that “In the bean garden God crapped out the earth” (or something like that). Any moron can see that people could not have evolved from a bean fart. Therefore, George W. Bush, who speaks with the voice of God when he is on fire (see Acts, “…an angel appeared to Moses in the flames of a burning bush”), cannot have served in the Korean War, though he did once eat kimchi, which John Kerry, because he had not been born, could not have.

For more see:

Farts
http://farts.com/

Landover Baptist
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/

John 3:16 And he shiteth on the coweth from the fareth landeth awayeth frometh Israeleth and saideth unto themeth, goeth forth and shit on every bitch from East Saint Louis because they don't represent like me, bitch. End message. </html>

Revelations 1:23-500 Wtf m8?

okay so we can clearly see here that photosynthesis is the result of brahma who was actually Monica on Friends from seasons 1 and 1.02 and then I said fuck you bitch, I will not suck your banana or sell it on the black market to a privatized educational prostitute from that cheese-eating surrender monkey city of France, London. Est ist zeit fur reich wiki diki fuki shiti haiti blewi Quenya noxi!

Jesus H. Christ

http://www.bible.com
http://www.pot-smoking-rabbis.com


LMAO....i cant quit laughing

George Bush can not be trusted with the gallblatter of a removed index card from the feathers off a gum tree. I site this:
http://www.palmspringsholidays.com/palmsprings_image/...springs.jpg (http://www.palmspringsholidays.com/palmsprings_image/Ice%20Cream%20Yogurt%20in%20palm%20springs.jpg)
In conclusion, I summerize that the pretzel was indeed a karabotabinabino in disguise wishing to convert the little people of ardamickinaristan.

And lo! Jesus said unto Big Brother, "Hey, you want to rent "Passion of the Christ" and eat some nachos?" - Some book in the Bible 12:3

And on January 2, 1950, a beer came into existance, because God was thirsty and we all know that he's a total party animal. - Revelations 66:6

As you can see, I am awesome, and everyone should be like me. The Bible proves it. Oh, and let the gays marry. Bible says that too.

The Holiest Prophet (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/napoleon)

Who cares about this site? (http://www.nationstates.net/)

1] Your argument must make no sense.
2] Your argument must be based in the fact that history began in 1950.
3] Your argument must be culturally biased based on a 5 mile radius around you.
4] You must post at least 2 completely irrelevant links.
5] You must vote in the poll.
6] You may cite at least 2 Bible referrences, but no more, and they must be reworded to fit your own agenda.
7] If you flame, it must be in a language other than English.
1] George Bush is Republican - therefore he is an anarchist
2] An arms race is a race to reach something fast with your arm - the Soviets and Americans raced their arms a lot at this time
3] Ya see, anarchists are all evil atheists - then GWB is atheist
4] www.markfiore.com and www.ign.com
5] Wheat is a grain
6] Shellfish . . . is bad . . . yadayadayada AND *yawn*something that is pronographic*/yawn*
7] Baka!

Come again?

Come again?
The argument can't make sense
See the above quote

Ani soneh etchem! Culam ziantem parot! Atem Dafukim! There, I swore at you in Hebrew. And futhermore the Irish pursued dreams unkown to the theories of Nostradamus. This is my thesis statement.

And I can tell you all that the great power of NOEB shall liberate you all from the power of the De-VIL! FOR, if you follow the teachings of NOEB, the derivations of the word of THE Bible!

"that God was reconciling the world to himself in Christ, not counting men's sins against them. And he has committed to us the message of reconciliation. We are therefore Christ's ambassadors, as though God were making his appeal through us. We implore you on Christ's behalf: Be reconciled to God"2 Corinthians 5:19-20

Now this passage seems normal, but if you follow the pattern of NOEB, 5-5-4, you can see that here "not counting men's" you find the pattern spelling out the name of NOEB!

When Oxley-Thompson attempted to repress the word of NOEB at the beginning of time, it is clear that the existence of the power of NOEB was true!

Further evidence of the repression of NOEB can be found here:
http://homepage.schleswig-holstein.de/joergjacobsen/Andy/OnlineAdv/OnlineAdventures.htm

And, we might also see that my hat is most wonderful, as I am both Dick Cheney, the incarnate and a freemason!

Further evidence of the repression of NOEB is the attempt by the NON-Believers to influence the TRue believers that the world is far older than it is. Here is some evidence that they claim there was a mythical "wild west"

http://costarica.com/Home/

Bah humbug! We all know that Mayor Michael Coleman was around at the beginning of time, and gallery hop at the short north was the place where the creation spread from!

We can see the truth of NOEB and the repression of the truth that is so common amongst people today.

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I want to send this thread to the last page on the forums! Who's with me :D

Ok guys, here's the play: "Split Right Jet 529 X Post Buffalo Right 534 Y Corner Boot". Set...hut!

But on the other hand, Leviticus 8:32 states that The Lord said they shall have Biscuts! and Genisis 1:12 backs up that statement by saying And lo God Jeff made Biscuts and said that they were good, and they were good.

So, by using these references we can celarly see that the Biscut is our almightly Lord and that his name shall be sacred. In opposition is John Kerry, lord of only long faces and Bush, the euphumism for cookie.

Here is the evidence: Jeff, God of Biscuts (www.t3hub3rl33t.com)
Cookies (www.irnumerounobaby.com)

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