NationStates Jolt Archive


What if I were President?

Andaluciae
14-01-2005, 01:40
What if I were President? What would you do? What would you say?
The Emperor Fenix
14-01-2005, 01:42
Run... run... no how can i know what id do, i dont even know who you are.
Big Jim P
14-01-2005, 01:43
someday an American president will face ethics questions for being an NS abuser. I look forward to this day.
Cabbage Land
14-01-2005, 01:44
Hi.
Armandian Cheese
14-01-2005, 01:47
Can I be Vice President, and can you commit suicide right after the inaguaration?
Andaluciae
14-01-2005, 01:48
Can I be Vice President, and can you commit suicide right after the inaguaration?
yes and no.

But I can get the cabinet to declare me not in a state fit to serve.
NOTBAD
14-01-2005, 01:49
Well, first I have to know what your stand is on spending for NASA, permeable parking lots, and alternative fuel sources. Also, where do you stand on funding for SETI? Next I have to insist that you actually read letters from people, don’t just leave it to random interns or CIA officers.

It would also be useful to know how you stand on all the hot-debate issues as well.

Once these issues have been covered, I’ll decide whether or not to vote for you.

Oh, and I say Hello to you as well. :D
Andaluciae
14-01-2005, 01:52
Well, first I have to know what your stand is on spending for NASA, permeable parking lots, and alternative fuel sources. Also, where do you stand on funding for SETI? Next I have to insist that you actually read letters from people, don’t just leave it to random interns or CIA officers.

It would also be useful to know how you stand on all the hot-debate issues as well.

Once these issues have been covered, I’ll decide whether or not to vote for you.

Oh, and I say Hello to you as well. :D
Dear Citizen:

I'd like to thank you for your concern about the issues facing America today. Without concerned citizens like you, the US would have no future, I look forward to working with such concerned citizens as yourself to help make tomorrow brighter!

[machine stamped signature]

The President.