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Why are Americans the most stupid, annoying people to ever exist???

Quote:

"We will rid iraq of weapons of mass destruction, by using weapons of...


MASS DESTRUCTION!!!"


Is it just me????
I think thier gullable, or are they thick? :confused:

[QUOTE=Rabola]Why are Americans the most stupid, annoying people to ever exist???

So are you from a Blue state or a Red state then?

i think forum trolls are far stupider and more annoying, regardless of nationality.

Why are Americans the most stupid, annoying people to ever exist???

Quote:

"We will rid iraq of weapons of mass destruction, by using weapons of...


MASS DESTRUCTION!!!"


Is it just me????
I think thier gullable, or are they thick? :confused:

Why are you so stupid that you don't seem to be able to understand the difference between "they're", "their" and "there"?

There wasn't an option that I agree with. the closest to how I feel was number three. Although my actual opinion is that they have arseholes!

I'm not american, and I don't hate americans, do I win a prize? or get special protection as an endengered species?

Why are Americans the most stupid, annoying people to ever exist???

Maybe you are being just a tiny bit stereotypical. Not being an American myself, I don't really know what it's like over there. But I think you should probably be directing your anger towards their government more than the people. It was only half of them that voted for their current government.

It was only half of them that voted for their current government.

that assumes that all of us voted. we didn't.

There wasn't an option that I agree with. the closest to how I feel was number three. Although my actual opinion is that they have arseholes!

Didn't you learn anything from Team America? We're dicks.

Not all Americans are stupid.

Didn't you learn anything from Team America? We're dicks.

I lived with an american for 2 years, they weren't a dick!

On the otherhand your government are dicks (at least where foreign policy is concerned!)

It's not necessarily Americans who are stupid...more like American government officials..

I'll agree that not ALL Americans are stupid. But, I will say that a majority of them are easily frightened sheep who, at this point, feel the need for a shepherd to tell them what to do.

I feel sorry for those among us who vote against intelligent people/ideas because of wanton ignorance and fear.

You're all going to fuck yourselves in the end!

I'm not american, and I don't hate americans, do I win a prize? or get special protection as an endengered species?

Probably the latter. Glad to hear that you don't hate us.

I lived with an american for 2 years, they weren't a dick!

I'd like to apologize on their behalf. They certainly weren't doing their fair share to promote the national stereotype. I'm certain the next American you meet will be a dick-and-a-half.

I'd like to apologize on their behalf. They certainly weren't doing their fair share to promote the national stereotype. I'm certain the next American you meet will be a dick-and-a-half.

Do you mind if I don't take you entirely seriously (I suspect that is what you want)

What is team america?

Rules to follow if you want to insult other people's intelligence.

1. Learn to spell.


2. Learn to punctuate.

There wasn't an option that I agree with. the closest to how I feel was number three. Although my actual opinion is that they have arseholes!

I'm not american, and I don't hate americans, do I win a prize? or get special protection as an endengered species?

I think you may need that special protection.
Americans are not really thick, at least no more so than humanity in general which does tend to be fairly dumb. Nor are they any more gullable than the rest of the world. What they do have is an incredibly self centered media and a tendency to not care too much what the rest of the world thinks.
This latter is not surprising if you consider the origins of the USA. Groups of people with their particular faiths and ideas, running away from ideological persecution in Europe. Arrive in a new land, with space to do and think as you want, these peoples developped a culture that could be summed up as "up yours Jack, we don't care what you think".
This tradition has carried over into today, and as a result Americans, as a group, do tend to annoy the rest of the world by being just a little bit over arrogant.

What is team america?
Team America: World Police.

It's a puppet movie satirising the War on Terror and the media circus surrounding it.

Do you mind if I don't take you entirely seriously (I suspect that is what you want)

What is team america?

I'm sorry, the entire joke is wasted without the Team America reference. It's a politically-confused puppet movie that develops an extended conceit of American foreign policy as dicks (the U.S.) screwing arseholes (terrorists and dictators) before they crap all over everything.

EDIT: cleaned up my incredibly crude quote.

Where are all of these people that post asinine threads and don't even bother with grammar coming from?

Where are all of these people that post asinine threads and don't even bother with grammar coming from?
I saw a documentary on how trolls reproduce. Apparently it's all asexual (seeing as how none of them could ever get any), and thus exponential. The end times are at hand.

Where are all of these people that post asinine threads and don't even bother with grammar coming from?

America!

The words that we see as misspellings are actually noises unique to the troll mating cry. And, yes, they cry while reproducing asexually.

Where are all of these people that post asinine threads and don't even bother with grammar coming from?
From the pits of Hell,
to fuck with the lives of us
who write properly

The words that we see as misspellings are actually noises unique to the troll mating cry. And, yes, they cry while reproducing asexually.

I'd cry if I had to reproduce asexually!!!

Why are Americans the most stupid, annoying people to ever exist???

Is it just me????
I think thier gullable, or are they thick? :confused:


In 200 years America has gone from a backwater colony to a country with the most economic and military might. A country where obeisty is the biggest problem of the "poor". The largest corporations are American, and the richest people in the world are American. The country holds the most patents and is the largest creater of new patents. America and Americans are the leaders in a whole slew of economic, scientific and cultural developments.

If you think America and Americans are thick, stupid and annoying, what the hell do you think about the countries and people from the rest of the world? Clearly America and Americans must be doing something right, or maybe you just think America/Americans got lucky. Keep in mind that American generally means all the people who LEFT other countries to find/make a better life. So who exactly do you think you are insulting?

Look to your own country's successes and failures before you start throwing stones.

BTW: Fuck off

From the pits of Hell,
to fuck with the lives of us
who write properly

A new wave sweeping
NationStates like a wild fire,
Haikus are now cool.

"But from where," you ask.
From the thread of John Browning,
Sprung forth a new fad.

A new wave sweeping
NationStates like a wild fire,
Haikus are now cool.

"But from where," you ask.
From the thread of John Browning,
Sprung forth a new fad.

I don't want to sound stupid!

I'm not american, and I don't hate americans, do I win a prize? or get special protection as an endengered species?
Traitor!
Toe the party line or else...

Sorry forgot to finish:

I don't want to sound stupid, but what is a haiku

In 200 years America has gone from a backwater colony to a country with the most economic and military might. A country where obeisty is the biggest problem of the "poor". The largest corporations are American, and the richest people in the world are American. The country holds the most patents and is the largest creater of new patents. America and Americans are the leaders in a whole slew of economic, scientific and cultural developments.

If you think America and Americans are thick, stupid and annoying, what the hell do you think about the countries and people from the rest of the world? Clearly America and Americans must be doing something right, or maybe you just think America/Americans got lucky. Keep in mind that American generally means all the people who LEFT other countries to find/make a better life. So who exactly do you think you are insulting?

Look to your own country's successes and failures before you start throwing stones.

BTW: Fuck off


As eloquent and diplomatic as we can expect out of any red-blooded "'Merkin."

The onle other thing you could have done to further confirm the stereotypes is to send in a picture of yourself with a big one toothed smile, wearing your "Snap-on tools" ball cap, your faded overalls, and your cardboard sign that says "TRIPLE H RAWKS!!"

I.E. YOU ARE NOT HELPING!!! :headbang:

Traitor!
Toe the party line or else...

I choose else. I have met quite alot of americans. some where dicks, some where cool, most were fairly normal! I don't like The current government of the US (There foreign policy anyway. I don't live in america so the rest of their policies I don't give a shit about/Are none of my business)

As eloquent and diplomatic as we can expect out of any red-blooded "'Merkin."

The onle other thing you could have done to further confirm the stereotypes is to send in a picture of yourself with a big one toothed smile, wearing your "Snap-on tools" ball cap, your faded overalls, and your cardboard sign that says "TRIPLE H RAWKS!!"

I.E. YOU ARE NOT HELPING!!! :headbang:

Isn't a "merkin" a pubic wig?

I don't want to sound stupid!

Too Late! ;)

Sorry forgot to finish:

I don't want to sound stupid, but what is a haiku

It is a Japanese (I think) form of poetry that has 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the second, and 5 in the third.

It is easy for the near sighted to bash America and its citizens, Yes America make mistakes, yes America get its way when it comes to its foreign policy, but It only does it because of 1 simple reason, the world knows where America stands, the world knows that America follows through with its promises. As a Italian, I have the greates respect for America, 60 years ago our nation was occupied by a cruel government, and while country after country fell to the Nazi's (Poland, France, all of eastern Europe) America free'd us and what did they want in return? Nothing, in fact they used what would be in todays world over 100 billion dollars to rebuild our nation. They did not dictate what we had to do, they simply let us chose. SO before you bad mouth America make sure your from a nation that hasnt benifited from their generosity, because one day America will be gone and what will the world do than, certinly no other nation on Earth will do what America has done.

P.S. THough I have to admit Bush is a idiot :headbang:

As eloquent and diplomatic as we can expect out of any red-blooded "'Merkin."

The onle other thing you could have done to further confirm the stereotypes is to send in a picture of yourself with a big one toothed smile, wearing your "Snap-on tools" ball cap, your faded overalls, and your cardboard sign that says "TRIPLE H RAWKS!!"

I.E. YOU ARE NOT HELPING!!! :headbang:

Wow, brilliant. Only 1 problem, I'm Indian. Living in Delhi. Thats New Delhi, INDIA. Wanna stick that thumb back in your ass, or better yet your mouth, it might do you some good there.

Wow, brilliant. Only 1 problem, I'm Indian. Living in Delhi. Thats New Delhi, INDIA. Wanna stick that thumb back in your ass, or better yet your mouth, it might do you some good there.

So are you a red-blooded pubic wig or not?

So are you a red-blooded pubic wig or not?

Lo! A pubic wig!
My hopes and dreams in a weave
of short and curlies!

So are you a red-blooded pubic wig or not?

No, but I wear wigs in public. Does that count?

edit: and stop with the haiku, its making me think funny

I might be wrong, but I think "merkin" is also the proper name of an artificial vagina. Here's an SAT prep question: Dildo is to merkin as schlong is to ...

(I saw a work at a gallery where an artist took a battery-operated dildo and a battery-operated merkin and plugged tab A into slot B. Then he turned both on and let them dance around the gallery. When I saw them, they'd crawled a good 20 feet away from their placard and had gotten stuck buzzing away in a corner.)

No, but I wear wigs in public. Does that count?

I guess it can count. Although if they are pubic, I hope you don't show them to too many people!

I might be wrong, but I think "merkin" is also the proper name of an artificial vagina. Here's an SAT prep question: Dildo is to merkin as schlong is to ...

(I saw a work at a gallery where an artist took a battery-operated dildo and a battery-operated merkin and plugged tab A into slot B. Then he turned both on and let them dance around the gallery. When I saw them, they'd crawled a good 20 feet away from their placard and had gotten stuck buzzing away in a corner.)

The merkin or the dildo?

edit: sorry, didnt read it properly

I lived with an american for 2 years, they weren't a dick!

On the otherhand your government are dicks (at least where foreign policy is concerned!)
Said very well, both points. I would say that the author of this thread was a dick, for example. Dicks are universal (interpret that however you like!).

I might be wrong, but I think "merkin" is also the proper name of an artificial vagina. Here's an SAT prep question: Dildo is to merkin as schlong is to ...


VAGINA!!!

Sorry, "cooter" was the answer we were looking for.

"Cooter."

I choose else. I have met quite alot of americans. some where dicks, some where cool, most were fairly normal! I don't like The current government of the US (There foreign policy anyway. I don't live in america so the rest of their policies I don't give a shit about/Are none of my business)
psst... it was a joke.

sorry 2 cause an issue but ur calling them thick, look at how u spelt "they're" in the poll
thier isnt even a word
btw i'm english not american

psst... it was a joke.

I guessed that! I didn't seriously think you were giving me else as a viable option!

Sorry, "cooter" was the answer we were looking for.

"Cooter."

:(

I say VAGINA!!!
You Forgot Poland says "no"
"Cooter" is correct.

I am not happy
I was sure that I was right
Here is a pussy:

http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~dcalwhit/pics/cats/crazycat.jpg

sorry 2 cause an issue but ur calling them thick, look at how u spelt "they're" in the poll
thier isnt even a word
btw i'm english not american

He corrects grammar
But uses numbers for words
Hypocritical

Wanna stick that thumb back in your ass, or better yet your mouth, it might do you some good there.
Why the self-referential homosexual insults? Well, I think I know where that comes from. ;) As a Moderator for a year, I have dealt with plenty of your type before. I know what you are like. :)

Of course I have retired because I got tied of wading through people's filth day after day, so can't warn or delete you, but no doubt one of my former colleagues will be along to do that shortly.

I have had thew pleasure of working with many nationalities and quite a few yanks throughout my military career and found that all are equally ok, with a few dick-heads thrown in to spice things up. The French, however, just suck.

Quote:

"We will rid iraq of weapons of mass destruction, by using weapons of...


MASS DESTRUCTION!!!"

Who said that quote? It appears to be a fabrication. :eek:

The French, however, just suck.
Oh god here's another one. :rolleyes:

I have had thew pleasure of working with many nationalities and quite a few yanks throughout my military career and found that all are equally ok, with a few dick-heads thrown in to spice things up. The French, however, just suck.

Would I get in trouble for putting this in my sig? This is just priceless.

America does some decent things, but currently I do not agree with the current administration. They pretty much are doing everything that I don’t agree with. One problem is people here in America don’t read up enough on what’s going. They hear, for example, No Child Left Behind, which sounds like a good idea, but in reality appears as a way for the government to stop giving money to poor schools because the students don’t get high enough grades.

Mainly, Bush has used 9/11 as a way to push through every goal he had.

And we can’t fault the Republicans for being better organized than the Democrats. They are playing politics better. It’s up to the public to actually see through the fog so that they know what they are doing.

Of course, I believe that 90% of the world is stupid and gullible.

It’s actually sort of scary to be living in America right now and seeing what’s going on knowing there isn’t much for someone like me to do anything to stop it.

I would like to reiterate that I despise the Bush administration and everything they are doing.

From America, and a blue state.

Also, stereotyping an entire country is fairly idiotic, which helps solidify my argument for 90% of the world is stupid.

Wow, brilliant. Only 1 problem, I'm Indian. Living in Delhi. Thats New Delhi, INDIA. Wanna stick that thumb back in your ass, or better yet your mouth, it might do you some good there.

Well, too bad that doesn't make your statement any less assinie or inflamitory. You're still a jerkoff, no matter where you live. :p

Would I get in trouble for putting this in my sig? This is just priceless.
Yes, you would.

Yes, you would.

CAN'T I DO ANYTHING?!!!!

Jesus.


;)

Why are Americans the most stupid, annoying people to ever exist???

Quote:

"We will rid iraq of weapons of mass destruction, by using weapons of...


MASS DESTRUCTION!!!"


Is it just me????
I think thier gullable, or are they thick? :confused:

My guess is you've never been here. If you think were stupider than people from Africa, and hundreds of other earth locations you're crazy. Second of all, education has nothing to do with intelligence, just what you know. Third of all, we arent that stupid. And Ive been in Kentucky South Carolina, places were people say everyone is dumb. They're really not.

Why are Americans the most stupid, annoying people to ever exist???

Warned for flamebaiting/trolling.
Molnervia, the same.