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Anyone remember the Krusty-O's or whatever from the Simpsons with the razor blade Os and poison Os, i vote fore those, any second?

CS, this ain't gonna get you anywhere good...

if you people cant take this joke thread as obviously a joke, dont care.

CS, this ain't gonna get you anywhere good...
Ja, judging by recent events, I'd say this might have been a bad idea...

Anyone remember the Krusty-O's or whatever from the Simpsons with the razor blade Os and poison Os, i vote fore those, any second?
How 'bout death by papercut?

My point is that I've seen people get warnings for threads like these, and you've already been warned twice tonight. I'm just looking out for your best interests.

yall dont get cookies

The Ultimate bagel (anyone read dilbert?) Basically its a 1 million calorie bagel that has shrapnel, asbestos, radioactive waste and other dangerous substances embedded in it, If we market it as 'low carb' the death toll could reach into the millions before the close of business the next day

yall dont get cookies
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Aww...

The Ultimate bagel (anyone read dilbert?) Basically its a 1 million calorie bagel that has shrapnel, asbestos, radioactive waste and other dangerous substances embedded in it, If we market it as 'low carb' the death toll could reach into the millions before the close of business the next day
brilliant!

well if it's a joke then I'd recommend making some kind of explosive that releases a gas that makes heads grow until they explode and then the blood forms into a lime green goo that does a neat jiggly dance

I wash my hands of this matter.

How bout we feed the little kiddies pills that make them stop growing. That way they will stay small forever and we can eat them as snacks whenever we get hungry.

How bout we feed the little kiddies pills that make them stop growing. That way they will stay small forever and we can eat them as snacks whenever we get hungry.
A Modest Proposal for the 21st century
I like it!

How bout we feed the little kiddies pills that make them stop growing. That way they will stay small forever and we can eat them as snacks whenever we get hungry.
bah, cannibalism isnt funny,

Chess Squares, really. Chill out.

Chess Squares, really. Chill out.
Setting the order into sequence, and deafening the writer. Use it at your discrepance, but don't do anything I wouldn't fight. Fight what is right, but only as far as the tryptamine can see. Leave it to me. I found your ring on the boardwalk yesterday, the clock was broken and you never saw me again.

Getting giddy gretatum videos of your daughters playing guitar is not only unhealthy, but finally monitered. Ready to have your Harley Motorbike orbit Semites.

A Modest Proposal for the 21st century
I like it!

Swift rocks.

Setting the order into sequence, and deafening the writer. Use it at your discrepance, but don't do anything I wouldn't fight. Fight what is right, but only as far as the tryptamine can see. Leave it to me. I found your ring on the boardwalk yesterday, the clock was broken and you never saw me again.

Getting giddy gretatum videos of your daughters playing guitar is not only unhealthy, but finally monitered. Ready to have your Harley Motorbike orbit Semites.
NS + drugs != mix

Setting the order into sequence, and deafening the writer. Use it at your discrepance, but don't do anything I wouldn't fight. Fight what is right, but only as far as the tryptamine can see. Leave it to me. I found your ring on the boardwalk yesterday, the clock was broken and you never saw me again.

Getting giddy gretatum videos of your daughters playing guitar is not only unhealthy, but finally monitered. Ready to have your Harley Motorbike orbit Semites.
:confused:
Umm...

NS + drugs != mix
Rebuttal Calcutta. Dinner in four, and deliberation in nine. Speed through critics, and end up where you started, crew and all.

A gourmet informant.
You don't hate me like you say you do.

:confused:
Umm...
A lesson in cerulean. Cellphone sea-lion. Grab your things, trek the bats out to breathe. When you get there, loan nearby, loiter and litter. Cringing, Nick knows, letters to the hotel.

But no one's home. Regain composure, step out alone. You've got a chance, if a cinch slim. Miles from nowhere, now here.

What could she have deserved to do this.

Rebuttal Calcutta. Dinner in four, and deliberation in nine. Speed through critics, and end up where you started, crew and all.

A gourmet informant.
You don't hate me like you say you do.
anyone know where he is getting this random sentence generator?

edit: is he stealing this from notpr0n or something?

anyone know where he is getting this random sentence generator?
Venerate dimensions. Will you trust malevolent conceptions. A still-born wind tunnel, made carnal.

Venerate dimensions. Will you trust malevolent conceptions. A still-born wind tunnel, made carnal.
that sounded insulting. i think he is bloody harassing us in gibberishly articulated sentences!

edit: is he stealing this from notpr0n or something?
Naah, notpr0n isn't this out there.

that sounded insulting. i think he is bloody harassing us in gibberishly articulated sentences!

We're going to change the form around, using every ounce available to us, visible thru logistics.
Activate embryo circuitry.
Not one man will die on my watch. Now this amanous cruentation, shooting the moon and even beyond cryokinesis.

In all honesty, I'd totally support the introduction of a more effective STD into society. ;)

Naah, notpr0n isn't this out there.
Al Core.
Try the scientaster on; blow this place to hell and back.

that sounded insulting. i think he is bloody harassing us in gibberishly articulated sentences!
I wish I could be that incoherent!!
Muscamphibinoterae is my new hero...

I wish I could be that incoherent!!
Muscamphibinoterae is my new hero...

Incoherence is what incoherence does.
It make sense to someone, somewhere.

Back to the topic.

I believe the next generation has been pretty well set up to destroy themselves and the rest of us to boot. That is only if the previous generation doesn't accomplish it first, which is much more likely from where I'm sitting.

Don't be so hard on the kids, man. Youth is, and always has been, misguided, in a general sense and to a certain degree. Most of them will grow out of it and become highly productive consumers.

Not that that fixes anything, mind you.

Incoherence is what incoherence does.
It make sense to someone, somewhere.

Back to the topic.

I believe the next generation has been pretty well set up to destroy themselves and the rest of us to boot. That is only if the previous generation doesn't accomplish it first, which is much more likely from where I'm sitting.

Don't be so hard on the kids, man. Youth is, and always has been, misguided, in a general sense and to a certain degree. Most of them will grow out of it and become highly productive consumers.

Not that that fixes anything, mind you.
Just FYI, this thread was spawned off a joke in another thread...
Err, I think it was that one about the baseball-bat abortion.

Just FYI, this thread was spawned off a joke in another thread...
Err, I think it was that one about the baseball-bat abortion.

Thanks. I got the sense I had missed something. I haven't been here in a while.
Sadly, t's just that it was the first topic I had found interesting enough to read. I felt compelled to offer an honest response.
Stupid me.

:rolleyes:

How 'bout death by papercut?
and put lemon juice on it :eek:

Transform the schools into training area's for death squads. Use the lesser talented pupils as material for the talented so that only the elite remain. Use these deathsquads to eleminate children around the globe, but don't forget to implant bombs in their brains first.