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How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

Click here for answer. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=388927)

--The Jovial States of Cogitation
"Laugh about it for a moment."
NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court Jester

Wait until his computer is about 7 years old and then buy him a new one... on eBay, so he has to wait a few more weeks for it to get there.

Damn I'm in suspense!

not funny cog.

*lol* I was wondering how you'd work that joke out on a forum.

Ahahhahah!

Bleh, I should've seen that coming.

not funny cog.
I admit that it could be amusing or corny, at least depending upon your state-of-mind.

Superpower07 thought it was funny, and he needed cheering up, so I'm satisfied. :)

--The Democratic States of Cogitation

Now that was corny.

Now that was corny.

Not as corny as this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Corns.jpg

I admit that it could be amusing or corny, at least depending upon your state-of-mind.

Superpower07 thought it was funny, and he needed cheering up, so I'm satisfied. :)

--The Democratic States of Cogitation
Oh it was amusing. Most definitely, I got Nate from Room 1007 to fall for it. Thus, now it is immensely funny.

It made me smile. :) :)

:headbang: :headbang: :headbang: Isnt the joke supposed to be how to keep an idiot in suspense????

Cog, that's pretty clever. ^_^

Tell it a suspenseful story, then halfway through flash freeze it in liquid nitrogen.

Had I done this, $5 says Cog would've been the first one to lock it.


Kudos for thinking of it first though. It's a pity I can't lock it for spam. Because I've studied you guys....I know the rules....

Cog, I think I just started hating you.

is it just me, or am I just not getting this?
what's the cleaver trick or humor?
:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

I just wanted to let you know that the new Homeland Security Bill has passed. Things will be different now and Internet surfing will be tracked by what the FBI calls a non-intrusive method. (http://users.chartertn.net/tonytemplin/FBI_eyes/) The FBI says you will not notice anything different.

I just wanted to let you know that the new Homeland Security Bill has passed. Things will be different now and Internet surfing will be tracked by what the FBI calls a non-intrusive method. (http://users.chartertn.net/tonytemplin/FBI_eyes/) The FBI says you will not notice anything different.


Hehehe more fool them, i traped the eyes in a crosseyed position, they will be dizzy in no time.

I don't get it, I try the link and it just brings up the same page.
I keep trying, in fact, gobble, I have been hitting the, gobble,
link for what seems like, gobble, hours.
There seems to be lots of windows open on my, gobble, computer.
I will keep trying.
And what's the, gobble, crack about buying computers from Ebay.
This, gobble, Commadore 64 has years of life left.
Does anyone know, gobble, why there is smoke coming from the back
of my, gobble, computer?
I think I need to stick this screwdriver, gobble, into this area where the
power cord goes into and it might wooooooooooooooooooooo

And here I thought the answer is: "promise'm the EU membership". :(

Not as corny as this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Corns.jpg
DEEP

DEEP
(Nonono! No big letters for you!)

Why is it that you post single-word replies in size 7 to threads here?

IT I S MY CUSTOM

IT I S MY CUSTOM
Umm, okay...

STOP PERSECUTING ME. I PREDATE YOU.

STOP PERSECUTING ME. I PREDATE YOU.
judging by your name, no you don't

judging by your name, no you don't
G'job Nation of Fortune! No big letters, just bold!
:p

judging by your name, no you don't

YOUR JUDGING SKILLS ARE POOR. I HAVE BEEN IN NATIONSTATES FOR A LONG WHILE. NOT THAT IT MATTERS. BUT I DO LIKE THE WORD "PREDATE."

STOP PERSECUTING ME. I PREDATE YOU.
What does amount of time here on NS have to do with this?
And where's this "persecution"?

YOUR JUDGING SKILLS ARE POOR. I HAVE BEEN IN NATIONSTATES FOR A LONG WHILE. NOT THAT IT MATTERS. BUT I DO LIKE THE WORD "PREDATE."
I have decided, you are, well I don't wanna offend your fragile ego, so shut up you are a moron.

G'job Nation of Fortune! No big letters, just bold!
:p
i've decided he/she/it/rug is an idiot and deserves no further attention

I have decided, you are, well I don't wanna offend your fragile ego, so shut up you are a moron.
CONGRATULATIONS THE INTERNET HAS HELPED YOU FEEL SELF IMPORTANT, HAVE A COOKIE. GET OUT SOME TIME, YOUR POST COUNT IS TOO HIGH LOOK THE INTERNET GIVES ADVICES TOO

CONGRATULATIONS THE INTERNET HAS HELPED YOU FEEL SELF IMPORTANT, HAVE A COOKIE. GET OUT SOME TIME, YOUR POST COUNT IS TOO HIGH LOOK THE INTERNET GIVES ADVICES TOO
OH it looks like we have a fucking comedian, who cares about my post count, it means nothing, except that i'm not doing my homework. I have quite the life, I've traveled in 5 different countries in the past six months, so who needs the life now?

Guys(girls? I dunno, sorry if I guessed wrong at first), maybe try to keep it civil...
I don't think anybody would want to get deated over something as trivial as this.

HAVE A COOKIE.Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A: It was feeling crummy.

Guys(girls? I dunno, sorry if I guessed wrong at first), maybe try to keep it civil...
I don't think anybody would want to get deated over something as trivial as this.
I was walking away, but he was toting a 2x4

I was walking away, but he was toting a 2x4
:D
Self-defence!

:D
Self-defence!
:D exactly, you under stand:P

MAN, that's annoying!

Well Done