NationStates Jolt Archive

I would go with Bring it On 2.

House of a 1000 corpses.

Rubbish Horrible - Evil Dead III - Medieval Dead
Horrible Horrible - Irreversible

Batman and Robin

Surf Nazis Must Die!

Rubbish Horrible - Evil Dead III - Medieval Dead

Is that the same as the Army of Darkness thing?

Smokey and the Bandit II.

Battlefield Earth (http://imdb.com/title/tt0185183/)

Ghosts Of The Civil Dead

The Cube... I think thats what it was called.

This one's too easy. Too damn easy!

Arguably the worst film that has ever been made is Plan 9 From Outer Space. It's sheer awfulness is hilarious.


"I just saw a UFO!"
"Where, up there?!?"

!!! The Doom Generation !!! I loves it.

'The Hills have eyes'

Jaws: The Revenge

Chicken Pi, didn't you just post Plan 9 on the other thread? And isn't there a point where bad becomes good again. Anyway, I wanna change answers:

Gummo.

EDIT: No, Dreamcatcher.

A Clockwork Orange

Chicken Pi, didn't you just post Plan 9 on the other thread? And isn't there a point where bad becomes good again.


Indeed I did. I really couldn't choose any film that I liked which stood out from the crowd. And yes, it's so bad it's good.

A Clockwork Orange
Is that horribly bad or horribly horrible in your opinion

*prepares knuckle dusters in anticipation of wrong answer, mad gleam in his eye*

Is that the same as the Army of Darkness thing?
Yeah, it's the alternate title

The Dark Backwards. Even without gore this movie made me sick. It was so horrible it actually hurt my mind to watch it. I think it was the feeling of braincells dying off. I highly reccomend it to anyone who doesn't like me.

Gigli is an absolutely terrible movie, but it manages to be bad, yet boring at the same time. Most movies are bad because they try something and fail miserably at it. It doesn't even seem like they tried with Gigli.

The Cube... I think thats what it was called.


That movie rocked! My favorite campy movie at the moment!

WARNING!!! DO NOT SEE THE CUBE TWO!!!

I would say "passion of the christ"

Peter Benchley's The Beast as a film was pretty bad. The guy from CSI was in it. He was also in a movie where he was a horrible cop and that was pretty poor too

I agree with Chicken Pi, Plan 9 is so bad its funny, I hardly heard any of the words, because of my laughing. My favorite scene is when the guy can't get out of the coffin, I must of played that over 20 times

Most Jerry Bruckheimer movies are pretty terrible, not all but most. BLack Hawk Down and Crimson Tide are pretty good but not cause of him. Either of The mummy movies or that terrible spinnoff, those suck too.

Most Jerry Bruckheimer movies are pretty terrible, not all but most. BLack Hawk Down and Crimson Tide are pretty good but not cause of him. Either of The mummy movies or that terrible spinnoff, those suck too.
I liked the Mummy movies. That was Bruckheimer? Excuse me while I tear out my eyes.

I'm sorry, Shark Attack 3: Megaladon takes this title away handily for me. The stupidest piece of crap ever, you guys all have to see it and laugh at its stupid-ness. Take every trite, overused, and hackneyed (as well as stupid) theme in the world, smash them together, get some stuck-up actors who aren't even famous, and try to make a thriller about some uber-shark...no, doesn't work.

The plot is terrible. A heroic lifeguard with a scientist (a woman, not surprisingly there's a corny romance) who is depicted as only caring about science with no regard for human life, battling against 'The Establishment' - the lifeguard organization who doesn't tell the public about shark sightings because it's bad business. And there's the old guy, the ex-navy SEAL who has torpedoes and a futuristic-looking yellow submarine, which he and the lifeguard both know how to pilot on their own, and the torpedo, which is fired from the submarine and guides itself back to the submarine two minutes later.

While hunting for the uber-shark and taking care of it(or something like that) the Establishment has a party, and then the uber-shark's mommy (which is an even larger uber-shark that's hundreds of feet long, putting the greatest mythological Titan to shame) comes in, attacks the boat (which is a luxury cruiser), bites it in half, and the Evil Establishment People all die.

Lamest...movie...ever. Go see it and laugh at its lame-ness.

I agree with Chicken Pi, Plan 9 is so bad its funny, I hardly heard any of the words, because of my laughing. My favorite scene is when the guy can't get out of the coffin, I must of played that over 20 times

What was the director thinking when he decided to hire that chiropodist to pretend to be Bela Lugosi?

"Just cover your face with a cape for THE ENTIRE DURATION OF THE MOVIE, nobody will suspect a thing..."



Or then there's the only scene he actually has with footage of Bela Lugosi in it (taken from another movie). Walks out of his house and off the edge of the screen, then:

*screech, thud*
"eek!"

What was the director thinking when he decided to hire that chiropodist to pretend to be Bela Lugosi?

"Just cover your face with a cape for THE ENTIRE DURATION OF THE MOVIE, nobody will suspect a thing..."
Ed Wood was a good film though.

Not a film, but a funny piss-take of shitty '80s horror series:

Garth Merenghi's DarkPlace

Jaws: The Revenge

i was like 6 when i saw that, i was afraid of sharks in the shower...

Teenage Caveman. Tops them all.

The Creeping Terror has the worst pacing of any film I've ever seen. If you value your sanity, see the MST3K version in lieu of the original.

What was the director thinking when he decided to hire that chiropodist to pretend to be Bela Lugosi?

"Just cover your face with a cape for THE ENTIRE DURATION OF THE MOVIE, nobody will suspect a thing..."
"And hey, just for the hell of it, let's make his wife a vampire! It's brilliant!" :D

Any Star Wars movie. Especially Episode II.

i was like 6 when i saw that, i was afraid of sharks in the shower...

Did your father ever kill a shark? Cause if he did there must be some shark out there looking to eat you.

Okay, here I can say Begotten, but don't say I didn't warn you.

Making it all the way through is like a badge of honor. Then you'll try and get others to watch it so you can watch their reaction.

'Manos' the Hands of Fate. No contest for me. After the film came out, four of this small cast commited suicide.

"And hey, just for the hell of it, let's make his wife a vampire! It's brilliant!" :D

Inspired stuff. *nod*

Actually, Zoogie. I agree with you that that movie was lame, and I love shark movies, but the ending was so freaking stupid it was hilarious, and it's not the most horrible movie ever.

I'd nearly say Millenium Day was the most horrible, it had bad actors, horrible filming, a corny story line. . . I couldn't hold out. ..

I almost wanted to say that out to sea was the worst, because we walked out of the theather it was so boring, but that's boring and not horrible.


The most horrible movie ever made is. . .

Godzilla Vs Megalon.

While it was so horrible it was the funniest Godzilla movie ever. . . It was so mind nummingly bad that you'd better bring a pound of crack just to feel smart after the movie's over. . . Trust me. . . Oh my uber leet god it's so freaking horrible. . .

Okay, here I can say Begotten, but don't say I didn't warn you.

Making it all the way through is like a badge of honor. Then you'll try and get others to watch it so you can watch their reaction.

I looked up Begotten:

God disembowels himself with a straight razor. The spirit-like Mother Earth emerges, venturing into a bleak, barren landscape. Twitching and cowering, the Son Of Earth is set upon by faceless cannibals.

That sounds like a good time.

I looked up Begotten:



That sounds like a good time.
Watch it.

I dare you.

I haven't been subjected to the level of awfulness you guys seem to have, but I thought 'The Ring' and 'League of Extraordinary Gentlemen were pretty god awful. 'The Ring' is only horrific in how scarily bad the script is, and LXG is like Tomb Raider but less intellectually challenging and realistic.

Mikorlias of Imardeavia

Watch it.

I dare you.

Actually, from reading about it, I was planning on it.

Movie so horrible? Well... The Core.

or, if you prefer your stupidity deep fried, I'd suggest the Sci-Fi made for TV movie Deep Core.

Anything by Mel Brooks. They're funny because of their badness

Has anyone ever seen John Carpenter's 'They Live'? I hear it has one of he longest beat-em-up scenes ever. I want to watch it, but a summary would be good first.

Oh, and thanks for sigging me, Picard. I feel I have gained respect from one forumite. Oh happy day!

*Gosphel Choir Sings 'Oh Happy day' in harmony behind Tribes*

Hey, knock it off! Ptsch, some people

Win a date with Tad Hamilton :eek: (shudder) and about 60% of all sequels, remakes etc.

Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death

Any movie with the lines,

"This is a war! A war between men and women. Anything short of cannibalism is just beating around the bush,"

is a must see bad movie classic.

Has anyone ever seen John Carpenter's 'They Live'? I hear it has one of he longest beat-em-up scenes ever. I want to watch it, but a summary would be good first.

Oh, and thanks for sigging me, Picard. I feel I have gained respect from one forumite. Oh happy day!

*Gosphel Choir Sings 'Oh Happy day' in harmony behind Tribes*

Hey, knock it off! Ptsch, some people
They Live is fucking brilliant. Any movie starring Rowdy Roddy Piper is brilliant. Even Hell Comes to Frogtown.

All those movies are just pikers compared to the Right Wing Christian Fundamentalist propaganda film,

Left Behind

http://www.leftbehind-themovie.com/

Sweet mother of God this stinker is bad. Bad acting awful dialogue and special effect that make even the end of the world boring. It's part of the big "Left Behind", (I believe that the two words are now trade marked) Armageddon franchise. Yes there are books, videos, and audio tapes even for children so that they know they will be dead very soon.

http://www.leftbehind.com/

Horrible horrible movie - Snuff http://www.horrorwatch.com/modules/news/article.php?storyid=168

Horrible great movie - Brain Dead http://tbhl.theonering.net/films/brain_dead.html

Horrible bad movie (as in so bad it's good)- Night of the living dead. http://www.houseofhorrors.com/night68.htm

Eraserhead

Did your father ever kill a shark? Cause if he did there must be some shark out there looking to eat you.

no, c'mon, i was like 6

Camp

Cabin Fever. OMG what an awful movie.

Horrible horrible movie - Snuff

Horrible great movie - Brain Dead

Horrible bad movie (as in so bad it's good)- Night of the living dead.
Ack, how could I have forgotten Peter Jackson's finest work! Just watching the main character being attacked by a Teddy-boy zombie's gastro-intestinal tract is worth the fun. Other brilliant moments include walking through a crowd of zombies with a giant lawnmower and the main character's mum turning into an intelligent 60ft naked zombie. Pure comedy genius!

Attack of the Robot Monsters 3d

A movie so bad that the first director hired to do it hung himself and the one who finally did attempted suicide after the critics got through with it
(The diector who finished the movie I know tried to kill himself, but I've only heard rumors about the first one)

'Manos' the Hands of Fate. No contest for me. After the film came out, four of this small cast commited suicide.

Did they really....? How bad does a movie have to be to commit suicide about just because you made it. If some celebrities had that concsious, Hollywood would be a heck of a lot smaller...

Attack of the Robot Monsters 3d

A movie so bad that the first director hired to do it hung himself and the one who finally did attempted suicide after the critics got through with it
(The diector who finished the movie I know tried to kill himself, but I've only heard rumors about the first one)

The defense rests......

Has anyone ever seen John Carpenter's 'They Live'? I hear it has one of he longest beat-em-up scenes ever. I want to watch it, but a summary would be good first.

Oh, and thanks for sigging me, Picard. I feel I have gained respect from one forumite. Oh happy day!

*Gosphel Choir Sings 'Oh Happy day' in harmony behind Tribes*

Hey, knock it off! Ptsch, some people
Oh, that? I sigged it because it was downright hilarious. I even added it to my sig at another forum too.

Oh, that? I sigged it because it was downright hilarious. I even added it to my sig at another forum too.
Score! My accidental hilarity is breeding. Mmm, soon I shall take over the world (wide web)!

I am a fan of horrible. Not horrible as in, "it sucks", rather horrible as in unsettling and disturbing.

By that definition, Eraserhead is hands down the most horrible cinematic achievement I have seen. Bloody brilliant!

Aw, man. Aw, man. I would have to say "I Spit On Your Grave" (Also known as "Day of the Woman") is arguably the worst film ever. It inspires comments like, "I began to wretch when they got to the out-board motor," and starts discussion board conversations like "Movie with the most shocking rape scene." Watching this will invariably make you seriously reconsider castration by gardening implements.

War of the Worlds (looks like they bastardized a completely good sci-fi)

Aw, man. Aw, man. I would have to say "I Spit On Your Grave" (Also known as "Day of the Woman") is arguably the worst film ever. It inspires comments like, "I began to wretch when they got to the out-board motor," and starts discussion board conversations like "Movie with the most shocking rape scene." Watching this will invariably make you seriously reconsider castration by gardening implements.
How about I don't watch it and so do not become mentally scarred by "the most shocking rape scene". I feel this is a much better plan of attack. Fewer casualties all round.

And, to the worst movies ever, may I add: The Prince of LA

War of the Worlds (looks like they bastardized a completely good sci-fi)
Which version? I assume the second, where they nuke them and stuff

Ack, how could I have forgotten Peter Jackson's finest work! Just watching the main character being attacked by a Teddy-boy zombie's gastro-intestinal tract is worth the fun. Other brilliant moments include walking through a crowd of zombies with a giant lawnmower and the main character's mum turning into an intelligent 60ft naked zombie. Pure comedy genius!

What about Bad Taste & Meet The Feebles, they're classics.

Horrible movie: Glitter - Mariah Carey's ego trip.

Team America

okay, it's not horrible, it's pretty good... if you can ignore the gross-out humor which gets old real fast.

shaolin Soccer funny, but it shows that the communists cant do anything right...

anybody else see it?

most horrible movie ever?

night of the demons 2

three words:
porn
horror
cross

it's also incredibly funny because of the fact its an 80s b grade horror

I'd say "Super Mario Brothers: The Movie" is one of the worst I've seen.

most horrible movie ever?

night of the demons 2

three words:
porn
horror
cross

it's also incredibly funny because of the fact its an 80s b grade horror
Actually that sounds good. I like porn and horror.

Gory-creepy-mind-hurtingly-good bad: Saw (http://www.sawmovie.com/). Everyone, go see it. It's absolutely everything one could want out of a good horror movie. Just go to the link and see the mask from one of the backstories in the movie. Mmmm head-splitting goodness*.

Hilariously-silly bad: Event Horizon (Fake science is the best) or Ghost Ship (it might have been taken more seriously if not for the first scene... there's ONE thin wire, but some of the people fall apart into a dozen pieces. Makes no sense).


*see.... it's connected to her upper and lower jaws... and is set up to tear them apart like, and I quote, 'a reverse bear trap' if she doesn't get free.
...
I really want one of those masks now.

How about I don't watch it and so do not become mentally scarred by "the most shocking rape scene". I feel this is a much better plan of attack. Fewer casualties all round.

How about this then- it's not as morbid, it's not as violent, and it's far and away one of my favorite movies. It's called - dig this - "Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter."

This is one of those movies that, if you didn't know better, would look like it was done for a class for some community college. The plot? Vampires are killing and skinning Canadian lesbians, and using their skins so they can go out in the sun and terrorize people. So Jesus comes back down to smite them in the name of all that is holy, if you can believe it.

From the female lead, Mary Magnum; to the fight scene in a park, wherein some 30 vampires bail out of a single jeep, completely disregarding public traffic and people playing Frisbee in the background; to the sidekick, an obese luchadore by the name of "El Santos;" to the final showdown, with such dialogue as "You can't be here, Jesus! I'm watching you on this screen!" "I am Everywhere."

This is the biggest camp-fest I've seen in years. Horrible fight scenes, terrible writing, deplorable acting, criminally bad montages, and, just to round it off, a couple musical numbers [Note- Be sure to listen to the song at the ending credits. "Everybody Gets Laid Tonight" is now my startup song, and is perhaps the most sacreligious song written in the 1990s], this has something to make everybody want to record over it.

Anything with a "pro"-wrestler trying to act (read: Hulk Hogan or the Rock = lame attempt at acting)

I would like to second the motion put forth to include Mariah Carey's "Glitter" as well.

I wonder if the production company for that film was titled:
"I cant believe its not acting!"

sheesh.

I think Titanic takes the cake. I loathed it. The only thing in that movie that made it worth anything was the music.

How about this then- it's not as morbid, it's not as violent, and it's far and away one of my favorite movies. It's called - dig this - "Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter."

It's an awesomely bad film, it looks like they made it on a budget of $1000.

Can't believe no one's mentioned
Pink Flamingos
I bought it from Blockbuster's for 'round $5.
I agree w/Shaed about Ghost Ship and Event Horizon.
As for Eraserhead, well, not horrible but somewhat disconcerting waste of time and effort. Jury's still lingering around on that one.
I'm sure there are a great many honorable mention .... but the only one coming to mind (that i bothered committing to memory) is Pootie Tang.
And another honorable mention for those covered by MST3K. Good example with Creeping Terror.

i gotta agree SMB: the Movie was craptastic, just utterly stupid

man i feel like seeing "jesus christ vampire slayer" now, that line you gave was fucking hilarious: "you cant be here jesus, im watching you on tv" "im everywhere", thats bloody CLASSIC


Deep Blue Sea, it was the usual cliche monster/bio engineered creature movie, and to make it more cliche the creature was a SHARK, shit, ll cool j was a cook with a parrot and an australian guy was the shark hunter. and the only scientist that didnt die was..you guessed it... a woman!

Add these to your Netflix list:

1] Kentucky Fried Movie
2] Polyester
3] Cave Dwellers
4] Baseketball
5] 2010: The Year We Make Contact

I also concur with the people who mentioned Eraserhead and House of 1000 Corpses.

All "must see" really bad flicks.

Waterworld
Mortal Kombat: Anihilation

there both pretty bad

!!! The Doom Generation !!! I loves it.
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOO!!!! :eek:

I suggest not watching that one.

Deep Blue Sea, it was the usual cliche monster/bio engineered creature movie, and to make it more cliche the creature was a SHARK, shit, ll cool j was a cook with a parrot and an australian guy was the shark hunter. and the only scientist that didnt die was..you guessed it... a woman!

Ooooooh! I love Deep Blue Sea! They actually did enough research to use *Mako* sharks instead of an uber-generic Great White.

But then, I used to be into marine biology, so I can appreciate that.

The rest was, yeah, remarkably silly. I have to go buy that on DVD and add it to my collection of silly 'horror' movies.

The Remake of Rollerball - euugh!

In terms of "so bad you have to see it": Battlefield Earth.

If you watch this with the right frame of mind (i.e. it is terrible, and your going to laugh your ass off at just how bad it is), it can be very enjoyable.

Did they really....? How bad does a movie have to be to commit suicide about just because you made it. If some celebrities had that concsious, Hollywood would be a heck of a lot smaller...None of the actors ended up getting paid, and the director burried it, denying making it at all when it was uncovered years later.

The Gumby Movie.

My god, how hard is it for a group of clay people and a cynical horse to catch two moronic cube headed brothers?

Orca, the Killer whale. Without a doubt.

Cabin Fever. OMG what an awful movie.

Cabin Fever is hilarious if it's 5 AM and you're making fun of it the entire time.

I can't believe nobody has said Equilibrium! Jesus fucking CHRIST, that movie is terrible. It's like shitty version of Fahrenheit 451 meets shitty Matrix combat.

Or, barring that, AIR BUD. And all of its incarnations:

Air Bud
Air Bud: Seventh Inning Fetch
Air Bud: Golden Reciever
Air Bud Spikes Back

I absolutly MUST watch Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter. It looks like the most awesome thing ever xD


It mentions lesbians. Is there nudity in the movie?

Mission to Mars.

Awful, awful stuff.

Team America. That is the most horrifically bad movie in every respect: "acting", plot, music (yeesh) and special effects.

Funniest movie I have ever seen.

The Gumby Movie.

My god, how hard is it for a group of clay people and a cynical horse to catch two moronic cube headed brothers?
That is the greatest movie ever produced!
:D

Gayniggers from Outer Space:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0274518/

I haven't seen it yet but it sounds like something for this thread.

Idle hands

I can't remember the title of my all time favourite crapmovie. It's a Christian highschool horror movie.

Gory-creepy-mind-hurtingly-good bad: Saw (http://www.sawmovie.com/). Everyone, go see it. It's absolutely everything one could want out of a good horror movie. Just go to the link and see the mask from one of the backstories in the movie. Mmmm head-splitting goodness*.

Hilariously-silly bad: Event Horizon (Fake science is the best) or Ghost Ship (it might have been taken more seriously if not for the first scene... there's ONE thin wire, but some of the people fall apart into a dozen pieces. Makes no sense).


*see.... it's connected to her upper and lower jaws... and is set up to tear them apart like, and I quote, 'a reverse bear trap' if she doesn't get free.
...
I really want one of those masks now.
Oh Goddess, what *is* the game-thingie that linked to? I am officially terrified. Damn, more movies should advertise like that. I need to go see 'Saw'. Hee hee, see-saw...

Gayniggers from Outer Space:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0274518/

I haven't seen it yet but it sounds like something for this thread.
oh oh oh That's Brilliant!

best scifi ever

Ichi The Killer www.ichithekiller.net/

Oh Goddess, what *is* the game-thingie that linked to? I am officially terrified. Damn, more movies should advertise like that. I need to go see 'Saw'. Hee hee, see-saw...Theres SAW 2 coming out.!!!!!!!!!!

Kung Pow
Horrible movie...couldn't ever bring myself to watch it again.
Pretty funny in parts, but total garbage for the rest of it.
Perhaps the greatest failure in cinematic history.

Kung Pow
.it takes the piss

I forget the name... its this movie where its like karate movie but for some reason it has to do with the north star and the southern cross, and i think it has that guy from the "new" fantasay island show that died after like 1 season but anyway it was horrible.
maybe it was named the fist of the souther cross or somethign like that

miami supercops, really bad, 80's cross between miami vice and police academy but without the humour, ferraris, jackets or anything good really

This one's too easy. Too damn easy!

Arguably the worst film that has ever been made is Plan 9 From Outer Space. It's sheer awfulness is hilarious.


"I just saw a UFO!"
"Where, up there?!?"

I have to agree...

Rubbish Horrible - Evil Dead III - Medieval Dead

Was "Army of Darkness" called something else in other places. And, if you are speaking ill of Army of Darkness, your name is going on the list*.





* Of those who will be against the wall when the Revolution comes.

I have to agree...

I actually couldn't bring myself to watch it all the way through.

Wow! This thread really brings back some memories and suggests some movies I need to add to my collection.

To add to the list:

Playmate of the Apes
(I think the main requirement to act in this movie was to bring your own gorilla costume and make sure that it didn't match anyone else's...fair warning...has some soft porn elements...)

Birth Rite
(Not very good, but strangely compelling...we spent about 30 minutes wanting to stop for a smoke break...every time my friend or I would want to wait to finish the scene first)

Either

Alexander (supremely awful crap)

or

Soul Plane....thats was a horrific film...

I forget the name... its this movie where its like karate movie but for some reason it has to do with the north star and the southern cross, and i think it has that guy from the "new" fantasay island show that died after like 1 season but anyway it was horrible.
maybe it was named the fist of the souther cross or somethign like that

Your thinking of Fist of the North star.

Movie making rule number one: NEVER EVER make a move based on a Japanese anime series unless it is supremely well known.

Why did they make it, its just like the Guyver movie starring Mark Hammil post Star wars or the first Street fighter movie, LAME @SS if nobody knows where its from

JESUS effing CHRIST :headbang:

The Dungeons & Dragons movie, without a doubt. Made me ashamed to be a nerd.

The Dungeons & Dragons movie, without a doubt. Made me ashamed to be a nerd.
I understand that they went with the script that they did because it was one of the only ones that didn't start with, "A group of people sit around a table..."

gay niggers from outerspace..
i would recommend it!

(and no its neither racisct nor porn:))

Since Plan 9 was already mentionned, I'll have to go to my nuber 2:
Attack of The Killer Tomato

the only "good" thing about it is that it's a cult classic. There a groups of people daring each other to watch it over and over again. Therefore you have to see it at least once.

ah yeah thats horrible lol i remember when i was 13 i saw it and i fell asleep like 5 times during it:(

I'd have to say that "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" it pretty high up there on the list of horrible movies. That was just odd.

That or that one horror movie that may have been called 'Metamorphosis'... These people in a lab were like working with mutant animal thingies and at one point this guy is working with a vaguely-toadish mutant thing and is going to inject it with some crazy stuf. Then his partner-lady comes and kisses him and he ends up stabbing it in the eye, so it bites him and then over the period of the movie he mutates into some freakish monstrous blobulous thing that goes around and tries to kill everyone... who for some reason don't just leave the lab... but yeah. I don't know if that's 'so horrible you have to see it' or 'so horrible you should burn it'...

Soul Plane....thats was a horrific film...
Soulplane

*shudder*

I can't think of a more racist film than the eeeeeevil Soul Plane . Dammit, the only while people in that film were the family 'The Honkeys!'

I think Titanic takes the cake. I loathed it. The only thing in that movie that made it worth anything was the music.
But it was an Oscar winner. It even beat LA Confidential (which is a great movie). How bad can it be?

But it was an Oscar winner. It even beat LA Confidential (which is a great movie). How bad can it be?
its a movie about the sinking of the titanic with leonardo dicaprio as the stowaway on the doomed ship hitting up rich married women.

Playmate of the Apes

Wow. I'd totally agree with this, except that would mean I'd have to admit to having seen this movie. (p.s., you forgot to mention the space lesbians and the "sexy nurse" gorilla.)

And how about a little love for CHUD 2: Bud the CHUD?

The Librarian

It may be a made-for-tv movie, I'm not sure. So bad, it was good :D