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If I was a penguin hunter I would still take time off to beat baby seals. Thats just the kind of guy I am, a generous man. One who takes time out for others.

One by one the penguins steal my sanity

One by one the penguins steal my sanity
Stupid things...
They say they're Robin Hood incarnate. Then they steal our sanity and give it to the poor.

Stupid things...
They say they're Robin Hood incarnate. Then they steal our sanity and give it to the poor.
Nha, I hear that they take it to the secret Nazi war machine in the antarctic (you know, conspiracy theorists think Nazis build UFOs there) where your sanity is used to keep Hitler alive.

Nha, I hear that they take it to the secret Nazi war machine in the antarctic (you know, conspiracy theorists think Nazis build UFOs there) where your sanity is used to keep Hitler alive.
So they've been lying to me too!
Dirty tuxdoed bastards...

So they've been lying to me too!
Dirty tuxdoed bastards...
*Laughs like the Penguin in that Batman movie*

*Shakes re-animated Hitler's hand*

*Pulls off re-animated Hitler's hand*

Nha, I hear that they take it to the secret Nazi war machine in the antarctic (you know, conspiracy theorists think Nazis build UFOs there) where your sanity is used to keep Hitler alive.

I've heard that the Nazis live in the Earths crust and that the American army are still fighting them. Conspiracy theorist= fruit loop in my book.

you know, conspiracy theorists think Nazis build UFOs there.


Yeah, I know, stupid morons. We're not building UFOs, we're building great big huge n... oh. Um. Look! A pink elephant!

/me runs

One thing I've learned about NS is no matter what thread you start people will always end up talking about nazis.

*punches a seal*

One thing I've learned about NS is no matter what thread you start people will always end up talking about nazis.

*punches a seal*

*points out that the seal you just punched looks like hitler, and thus is a nazi seal.*

*points out that the seal you just punched looks like hitler, and thus is a nazi seal.*
*pummels the Hitler seal*

*Sorry that he started the nazi trend on this thread*

*Hits a nazi walrus*

*Wishes he hadn't. Runs*

*eats a cookie*

One thing I've learned about NS is no matter what thread you start people will always end up talking about nazis.

*punches a seal*

A club would be much more effective.

A club would be much more effective.


yeah but punching them makes me feel more manly.

A club would be much more effective.
Why stop there?
N00k those Nazi seals!

Why stop there?
N00k those Nazi seals!
Don't be stupid. Where's the malicious maniacal fun in that. Run at a barbarian horde of nazi penguins (the new SS-paranormal division) and the Seal Panzer division without any clothing or weapons. Such fun

Don't be stupid. Where's the malicious maniacal fun in that. Run at a barbarian horde of nazi penguins (the new SS-paranormal division) and the Seal Panzer division without any clothing or weapons. Such fun
Masochistic fun...
It's bad enough being in the Antarctic without clothes, much less trying to fight nazi penguins without clothes.
:D

*points out that the seal you just punched looks like hitler, and thus is a nazi seal.*
nazi seals are banned on NS.
*Starts beating a nazi seal*
*doesn't notice the penguins crowding around him...*

nazi seals are banned on NS.
*Starts beating a nazi seal*
*doesn't notice the penguins crowding around him...*


threads dead, nothing to see here, please return to your homes.

Ok lets go lads lets go.
*walks off with the penguins*

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/pingu2.php

I just had to...

One by one the penguins steal my sanity


So true, so true...

i like oreos