NationStates Jolt Archive

Before Regan got elected AIDS didn't exist in the USA. Before women got the vote we didn't have nuclear weapons. There's an almost unlimited supply of these weird little statements. Make some up and throw them into your arguments against gullible people. See if any of them stick.

Before I posted here, I was hungry. Mmmm...Nationstates sandwich.

Before Bin Laden became a terrorist, there was no karaoke.

Before the Soviets came to power, there were no Big Mac's in Russia

Before Roe vs Wade, there were no illegal abortions.

Before Bush, there was no war on terrorism.

Before Nationstates, Michael Jackson wasn't on trial for molestation...again

Before I was born, my mother hadn't had any children. :eek:

I should rephrase mine.

Before the advent of karaoke, Bin Laden was not a terrorist.

Before the Republican party was founded, there were no Nazis.

Before the Democratic Party was founded, there were no Nazis.

Before the Nazi Party was formed, my mother hadn't had any children. :eek: :eek:

Before the Nazi Party was formed, my mother hadn't had any children. :eek: :eek:
So that means you are the product of National Socialism. Nice.

So that means you are the product of National Socialism. Nice.

Like Frida from ABBA.

Before the Republican party was founded, there were no Nazis.
Before the Democrat party was founded, there were no Nazis.

Nice to see someone is fair and balanced :D

Like Frida from ABBA.

The artist with the unibrow?

Nice to see someone is fair and balanced :D

Indeed. I hate everyone equally.

edit: except Aerou :D

Before gravity was invented there was no death

Before Blair came to power Bob Geldof wasnt an annoying old git... no sorry about that one

Indeed. I hate everyone equally.

edit: except Aerou :D

So if you don't hate me equally, does that mean you hate me more? hehe...

*hugs and kisses*

After Martha Stewart went on trial, Saddam Hussein was found.

After Martha Stewart went on trial, Saddam Hussein was found.
Coincidence, i think not.

Before Martha Stewart got old and lost her looks she wasn't imprisoned for anything.

Before my parents got married, Mt. St. Helens had not erupted in something like a hundred years.

Before my parents got married, Mt. St. Helens had not erupted in something like a hundred years.
Yeah, but something like a hundred years after Mt. St. Helens erupted your folks got married. Then it went off again. Perhaps in celebration of it's plan comming to fruition?

Yeah, but something like a hundred years after Mt. St. Helens erupted your folks got married. Then it went off again. Perhaps in celebration of it's plan comming to fruition?

I dunno. We always said that it was a sign that they shouldn't have gotten married. =)

Before the McCarthy (sp?) Witchunts, there were very few (if not no) confirmed communists in the US senate

I dunno. We always said that it was a sign that they shouldn't have gotten married. =)
Well Rasputin dies and now we've got MRSA, its his revenge i tell you.

Well Rasputin dies and now we've got MRSA, its his revenge i tell you.
What's an MRSA?

Before the Second world war, people regularly died from flatulence. True fact :confused:

What's an MRSA?
Methicillin Resistant Staphlococcus Aureus. The Hospital Superbug

The MRSA "Superbug" is common in hospitals, its strikes you when your down as it were :S. Id have used AIDs which i a far scarier desease but its alreayd been used.

Before Einstien's Theory of Relativity, there were no school shootings.

You know what's odd. This is the second time in my entire life I have ever heard of the fallacy known as post hoc ergo propter hoc. And the first time was in my philosophy class this afternoon. This is most odd. I find it amusing.

Before John Kerry was born, there was no Vietnam War! :D

before NationStates, there were no stupid threads. ;)

Just kidding, guys

Before God was born there was no war

Before I was born, raves weren't popular.

So all you candy-raving E-heads have me to thank!
No personal checks, please...

Before Microsoft came along, we lived in constant fear of being glassed by the Soviets.

And you people say Microsoft is evil!

It wasn't until I got to college that Ashlee Simpson started getting famous.

Before there were moderators, there was no NPO.

Before the Soviets came to power, there were no Big Mac's in Russia
Before Soviet Russia, there were no soviet russia jokes!

Before life, there was no death.