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probably been done before, but which Simpsons character best suits you?

Me, im Comic Book Store Guy :p
why? long hair, kinda fat (not as bad as CBSG thankfully lol), sarcastic, like (some) comics and am a nerd. i could be otto but i think im too smart to be him :cool:

That bus driver stoner dude.

Lenny. Or that guy who calls Homer 'Bill'...


is this going to be a competition to see who can think up the most obscure character?

is this going to be a competition to see who can think up the most obscure character?
probably :D :fluffle:

Lenny. Or that guy who calls Homer 'Bill'...


is this going to be a competition to see who can think up the most obscure character?
:rolleyes: hope not...

Troy McClure

I'm Duffman.

Duffman says a lot of things, ohhh yeah :cool:

Hans moleman.

"Drinking has ruined my life. I'm 32 years old!"

Troy McClure
You beat me to him!!! Damn! :p

The Australian American embassy guard. ("we don't put up with that kind of shit here in America, sir") :p

Gran'pa. I'm not that old, but I like his style.

Well, It's either that or Krusty the Klown.

"Welcome the the Krusty Komedy Klassic! KKK! Uhhhhh.... I need a new agent."

*BOOOO!*

Handsome Pete, he dances for nickels.

Oh no not a quarter! He'll be dancin for hours.

You beat me to him!!! Damn! :p

What do you mean I beat you to him? I am Troy McClure...you may remember me from such self help tapes as "Smoke yourself thin" and "Get some confidence, Stupid!"

What do you mean I beat you to him? I am Troy McClure...you may remember me from such self help tapes as "Smoke yourself thin" and "Get some confidence, Stupid!"
ROFL!! hahahahahahhahahahahaha! :p good work!

"Mmmm... Memo."

is this going to be a competition to see who can think up the most obscure character?

Funnily enough, I'm most like that guy at the back and to the left of the stand at the 'Topes game where Homer was the mascot for the first time.

Lisa. I'm brainy and slightly geeky, and concerned with lots of "issues." At 20, I'm a bit older than her though :p

I am the evil leprechaun that tells Ralphie to burn things. Either him or Mr. Burns. I prefer the leprechaun in the grand scheme of things, though. :gundge:

moe sizlack because I dont give a rats *** unless you have money

"i thought we were lenny and the jets"
"no no no! were the moe sizlack experience, featuring Homer"
XD XD :sniper:

Unkie Herb my sibling always screws me (not literally)

Financial panther eh?

Sideshow Bob - Bitter, Ruthless, Cultured and screwed over at the worst possible moment by his sibling, thats definatly me :headbang:

"moe is hitting the crayon back into homer's brain"
DEFENCE DEFENCE DEFENCE

still not stupid enough

mmmm extended warrenty , i can't lose

Can I pick'n'mix?....well, no-one's said no yet, I'll go for it.
The best parts of Homer (lazy, but loyal), Comic Book Store Guy (sarcastic, though maybe not quite so much), Lisa (intelligent, especially compared to rest of family) and Dr Hibbert (liable to laugh at extremely inappropriate moments/things).

probably been done before, but which Simpsons character best suits you?

Me, im Comic Book Store Guy :p
why? long hair, kinda fat (not as bad as CBSG thankfully lol), sarcastic, like (some) comics and am a nerd. i could be otto but i think im too smart to be him :cool:

I'd like to be Rainier Wolfcastle, but I'm probably Troy McClure, or maybe even Kent Brockman.

As much as I don't want to admit it i'm *glavin* Professor Frink. :D

Im like that jerk who says "yesssssssssss"

Hows that for obscurity?

Well, I don't know any of you, but I'll post anyway
*waves frantically* :)
I'd say Lisa, but she's a bit overdone, isn't she? Well they're meant to be, they're *Simpsons* characters..

So, I go for Snowball II. Yes, Snowball. Yes, the cat. Yes, I know.

Bleeding gums, 'cept I can't play the sax.

Ashley Simpson

Ashley Simpson

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Who's Ashley Simpson?

Who's Ashley Simpson?

Jessica Simpson's little sister.

Accurately... Probably like Lenny, Mayor or Mr. Burns. Somethinig of the both.

Who I'd like to be is Chief Wiggum.

Who's Ashley Simpson?
One of the horde of lip-synching shallow attention whores that are currently ruining music.

Jessica Simpson's little sister.

Oh, her. Of course. I should've known... :rolleyes:

One of the horde of lip-synching shallow attention whores that are currently ruining music.

Heh, I agree. Completely.

Comic Book guy.

No I don't like comicbooks and no I'm not fat, I am just really really sarcastic.

I'm Smithers - secretly gay

well im willy the scottish guy

Mr. Burns. Hold a tenner in front of me, and see me bite your hand off.

A cross between Lisa, Apu, and Homer.

Comic Book guy.

No I don't like comicbooks and no I'm not fat, I am just really really sarcastic.

Yep, me too...

"A sarcasm detector. THAT's a good idea." :D

I'd like to be Burns (no, not because he's incredibly old), because then I could release the "dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you."

despite their popularity, I'm amazed no one has chosen Ralph, or his father, Chief Wiggum. :rolleyes: :p Or even Principal Skinner or "Super-Nintendo" Chalmers

I'm a combo of Lisa's logic, the comic guy's sarcastic nature and Homer's methodology. "I'll smash you good!" "Money can be exchanged for goods and services"

Of course i would be DR nick, Dr NICK riverera.


"why if it isnt my old friend MR McGreg with a leg for a arm and a arm for a leg"

Who doesnt want to be a crappy doctor?

I spect I'm more like Barney...

Buuuuurp!

I'd say I'm a cross between Lisa and Barney (odd combination...) - I do play sax and I'm a bit of a geek :cool: .....but then I also spend a large amount of time in the pub being hideously drunk :D

I'm like ralph.

My cats breath smells like cat food.

Me fail English ? thats unpossible.

I am like maggie because I'm very violent.
:sniper: = Homer's guns :mp5: :sniper: =Bart's guns :sniper: :mp5: :mp5: = Maggie's guns.
A B-52 labeled "Shiaze's guns" It's bombay opens and a bunch of guns spill out. :sniper: :sniper: :mp5: :mp5:

ummmmm Beeeeerrr