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I figure, if there's a club to worship Shaed, why not to worship the most well known and beloved mod in all of NationStates? Start signing up for it, peeps.

You haven't been around too long. I give this thread exactly 15 seconds after Myrth sees it before it's locked.

I have few qualms with Myrth. The only problem is that when there are psychological difficulties with certain users, Myrth has a tendency to shut those down. I remember trying to convince someone that there were other options than death for a crappy life, trying to show her what the positive aspects and what to focus on, since she had said she seriously wanted to commit suicide. And I knew exactly what she was going through. And Myrth shut down that thread, without even an explanation. I think that the life of a depressed adolescent is more important than moderation on an online forum.

Now, why would he do that? It's praising him, and I recall that at one point he complained about all the Myrth praising threads being locked.
Then again, I might not know what I'm talking about.

W00t! I got my two cents out before the thread was locked!

I have few qualms with Myrth. The only problem is that when there are psychological difficulties with certain users, Myrth has a tendency to shut those down. I remember trying to convince someone that there were other options than death for a crappy life, trying to show her what the positive aspects and what to focus on, since she had said she seriously wanted to commit suicide. And I knew exactly what she was going through. And Myrth shut down that thread, without even an explanation. I think that the life of a depressed adolescent is more important than moderation on an online forum.

Wasn't that one of those threads full of people encouraging players to kill themselves? I'd imagine if it was locked, it wasn't because of serious posters like you, but because of the immature people who get bored and act like jerks.

And these mod shrines never last long, because all the other mods get jealous ^.^

*starts setting up the usual Myrth-harem anyway*

Now, why would he do that? It's praising him, and I recall that at one point he complained about all the Myrth praising threads being locked.
Then again, I might not know what I'm talking about.

Because he's a bitter old man and hates everything.:D

Now, why would he do that? It's praising him, and I recall that at one point he complained about all the Myrth praising threads being locked.
Then again, I might not know what I'm talking about.

Nono, you're right.

And these mod shrines never last long, because all the other mods get jealous ^.^

It's true; Tink even tested the theory and was proven right.

Wasn't that one of those threads full of people encouraging players to kill themselves?
No, it was a thread about a 16-year-old girl saying how she wanted to kill herself. If there was a thread like that, then I would think that it would be fair enough.

Nono, you're right.



It's true; Tink even tested the theory and was proven right.

Did you just quote yourself?

No, it was a thread about a 16-year-old girl saying how she wanted to kill herself. If there was a thread like that, then I would think that it would be fair enough.

If I'm thinking of the correct thread, there were quite a few people who simply said "go for it" to the girl who was talking about kiling herself. I believe that is why Myrth shut it down, to stop the people encouraging her to kill herself.

No, it was a thread about a 16-year-old girl saying how she wanted to kill herself. If there was a thread like that, then I would think that it would be fair enough.

Yes, I know what you said the thread was about... but those *sorts* of threads always attract idiots who encourage the original poster to commit suicide.

Did you just quote yourself?

Yes. Yes I did. And the post I quoted was only one post behind the post I was replying to.

Your point?

Um, are any of you going to actually sign up for this club?

Um, are any of you going to actually sign up for this club?

Oohooh, pick me!

Um, are any of you going to actually sign up for this club?
*shifty eyes*
Maybe...
No hidden registration fees, right?
:D

The Myrth Worship Club!Inclusion of the word 'the' made this thread lame, it is not worthy to be in the same topic title as Myrth.

Inclusion of the word 'the' made this thread lame, it is not worthy to be in the same topic title as Myrth.

Ah, but that could be seen as mocking of the 'The Shaed Worship Club!' thread. Anyway, if Myrth agrees with you he can just abuse his mod power and change it. I doubt PIcaRDMPCia would complain, what with the worshipping and all.

Anyway, it obviously needs a poll where all the options are 'I love Myrth', with maybe one 'I'm willing to risk getting deated' option.

PIcaRDMPCia, can I officially be in charge of the club harem? Pretty please with sugar and cookies and the threat of pain unless you say yes?

Ah, but that could be seen as mocking of the 'The Shaed Worship Club!' thread. Anyway, if Myrth agrees he can just abuse his mod power and change it. I doubt PIcaRDMPCia would complain, what with the worshipping and all.

Anyway, it obviously needs a poll where all the options are 'I love Myrth', with maybe one 'I'm willing to risk getting deated' option.

PIcaRDMPCia, can I officially be in charge of the club harem? Pretty please with sugar and cookies and the threat of pain unless you say yes?

I think it's fairly obvious that Myrth will abuse his mod power with some respect to this thread. Maybe by editing everyone's posts to say "I love Myrth", or maybe by deleting every fifth post, but be sure, he'll do it, for Myrth is He Who Is All That Is Moderator.

If I'm thinking of the correct thread, there were quite a few people who simply said "go for it" to the girl who was talking about kiling herself. I believe that is why Myrth shut it down, to stop the people encouraging her to kill herself.

Yup. Plus I was reminded of those Japanese teenagers who made a suicide pact over some internet forum x_X

I think it's fairly obvious that Myrth will abuse his mod power with some respect to this thread. Maybe by editing everyone's posts to say "I love Myrth", or maybe by deleting every fifth post, but be sure, he'll do it, for Myrth is He Who Is All That Is Moderator.

Yay!
*settles down with popcorn to wait for the power-abusing*



PS. Myrth rules.

Yup. Plus I was reminded of those Japanese teenagers who made a suicide pact over some internet forum x_X

Verification from He Who Is All That Is Moderator! I rule!



PS. Myrth rocks my world.

Yup. Plus I was reminded of those Japanese teenagers who made a suicide pact over some internet forum x_X
Yeah, if anything bad like that happened here, people would want to find somebody accountable... And it would most likely end up being a mod, at least judging by my limited experience.



PS. Myrth is God.

I think it's fairly obvious that Myrth will abuse his mod power with some respect to this thread. Maybe by editing everyone's posts to say "I love Myrth", or maybe by deleting every fifth post, but be sure, he'll do it, for Myrth is He Who Is All That Is Moderator.

I would never abuse my power. No way... not a chance... eheh...

Myrth, we all love ya.

Verification from He Who Is All That Is Moderator! I rule!



PS. Myrth rocks my world.

Last edited by Myrth : Today at 9:46 PM.

My post has been graced by He Who Is All That Is Moderator! I feel so blessed!

Last edited by Myrth : Today at 9:46 PM.

My post has been graced by He Who Is All That Is Moderator! I feel so blessed!

Gotta find a way to get rid of that thing... >_>

I would never abuse my power. No way... not a chance... eheh...
Nono, we all know you wouldn't do that!


To save you the trouble of editing this one...
Myrth Pwns!
:p

Myrth shall edit as he pleases!

Nono, we all know you wouldn't do that!


To save you the trouble of editing this one...
Myrth Pwns!
:p

Yeah, like that'll stop him from editing it anyway.

You don't think that we might risk Myrth going mad with power, and trying to become director general of the BBC, do you? I mean, although he is the last person I'd expect to go mad with power, absolute power corrupts absolutely.

So in an attempt to turn back the tide!

Myrth is average. Completely unexceptional.

You don't think that we might risk Myrth going mad with power, and trying to become director general of the BBC, do you? I mean, although he is the last person I'd expect to go mad with power, absolute power corrupts absolutely.

So in an attempt to turn back the tide!

Myrth is average. Completely unexceptional.

Might go mad with power? You say that like it hasn't already happened. Silly Jordaxia. Just sit back and enjoy being oppressed.

You don't think that we might risk Myrth going mad with power, and trying to become director general of the BBC, do you? I mean, although he is the last person I'd expect to go mad with power, absolute power corrupts absolutely.

So in an attempt to turn back the tide!

Myrth is average. Completely unexceptional.
:(
You're going to make him cry...
That's mean!

Now, you see, my posts thus far have never been edited by Myrth. Who can manage to claim that kind of fame?

Now, you see, my posts thus far have never been edited by Myrth. Who can manage to claim that kind of fame?

Frankly, you can keep that kind of fame. No one else wants it :p

Frankly, you can keep that kind of fame.
Shaed, you're the leader of the Myrth harem or whatever it was you wanted, just so you know.

Shaed, you're the leader of the Myrth harem or whatever it was you wanted, just so you know.

Yayay! There's probably not much to do though, since the harem's already established and all...

Way to make me have to edit my post twice in quick succession, too :p

People lost interest in this already? Damn.

Now, you see, my posts thus far have never been edited by Myrth. Who can manage to claim that kind of fame?

It is because He Who Is All That Is Moderator does not favor you.

People lost interest in this already? Damn.

Nah, don't worry. It'll pick up again, I'm sure. You should add a poll if you still can though. There's some subset of NS that seemingly can't resist them.

Maybe I should just sticky this...

Maybe I should just sticky this...
Yes, do it. People love you, Myrth.

Well if Shaed is in the club, and Sdaeriji too I might as well join. Do I get a cool "Myrth Club Member" ring? Like a Zissou society ring? Cause I want one....

Yay, a poll!
:D

Well if Shaed is in the club, and Sdaeriji too I might as well join. Do I get a cool "Myrth Club Member" ring? Like a Zissou society ring? Cause I want one....

Yes, and a red hat.:D

Well if Shaed is in the club, and Sdaeriji too I might as well join. Do I get a cool "Myrth Club Member" ring? Like a Zissou society ring? Cause I want one....

You get to be in the Myrth harem, if you want to be *offers harem-girl outfit*

Or... hrm. We probably need a serving wench, if you'd prefer that.

So is this a different harem from the other Myrth harem that I stole?

Yes, and a red hat.:D

But will the red hat match the harem outfit?

So is this a different harem from the other Myrth harem that I stole?

Either that or I'm stealing the original one back from you and returning it to it's rightful owner.

But will the red hat match the harem outfit?

Well, we have red and black harem outfits... so if you take a red one, the hat should match.

But will the red hat match the harem outfit?
Yes.

But will the red hat match the harem outfit?

That's up to Shaed. She's involved in all harem-related activities.

Yes.

Woohoo!

That's up to Shaed. She's involved in all harem-related activities.

*is tempted to quote self*
*posts link to relevent reply instead* (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=7922159&postcount=49)
^.^

Go Myrth . . . :rolleyes:

Curses, vbulletin won't let me edit a poll result to a negative number. :mad:

Curses, vbulletin won't let me edit a poll result to a negative number. :mad:
Damn. Oh well; at least you can still sticky the thread.

Curses, vbulletin won't let me edit a poll result to a negative number. :mad:

You really are evil.

Damn. Oh well; at least you can still sticky the thread.
Ahhaha great idea

Maybe I should just sticky this...

Ewww, sticky..

Any other people wish to sign up?

Any other people wish to sign up?
Mememe!
*waves hand in air obnoxiously*

Mememe!
*waves hand in air obnoxiously*
*adds j00 to the list*

I haven't been signed up?
*fires flare into the air twice as obnoxiously as Neo Anarchists.*

*sticks tongue out*

*adds j00 to the list*

Am I on the list? If not, I probably should be.

*doesn't-do-anything-obnoxious obnoxiously*
:p

*adds all of j00* There, and now if you post in here, you're automatically added to the list.

I better be on that list!

Perhaps it's time I made membership compulsary.

*evil laugh*

Can I be the head of Myrth's secret police division? Or maybe the head of his torture department? Please?

Perhaps it's time I made membership compulsary.

*evil laugh*
Do it, do it, do it!

Perhaps it's time I made membership compulsary.

*evil laugh*

You know who else made membership to his club compulsory, don't you?
That's right. Hitler!

(I bet that's exactly the point you were trying to emphasise as well...)

Can I be the head of Myrth's secret police division? Or maybe the head of his torture department? Please?

Don't you think Myrth wants to do his own torture? What's the fun if you can't be hands on?

Don't you think Myrth wants to do his own torture? What's the fun if you can't be hands on?

Then can I be the head of his secret police?

Can I be the head of Myrth's secret police division? Or maybe the head of his torture department? Please?

No way! If there's a head torturer that's not Myrth, it's me. The harem girl outfits are black/red anyway, so it's not like I'd have to worry about any of the bloodstains showing.

Oooh, I could have my own surgical laser! *dances*

*gives Shaed a surgical laser* Enjoy.

Then can I be the head of his secret police?

I dunno... how good are you at covering up evidence?

*gives Shaed a surgical laser* Enjoy.

Oooooooh! *goes off to find a victim*

I dunno... how good are you at covering up evidence?

What evidence?

I dunno... how good are you at covering up evidence?

*laughs evilly, then returns to lurking, hiding his lightsaber as he does so*

I dunno... how good are you at covering up evidence?

Sometimes it works better to overload the system with evidence, rather than to try and eliminate it. If your opponents don't lose enthusiasm after spending 6 or 7 years sorting through the red herrings, at least you'll have had plenty of time to have them assassinated.

*laughs evilly, then returns to lurking, hiding his lightsaber as he does so*

You realize, of course, that Shaed's laser will be your downfall. You can only hold her back so long before she'll get you.

So you'd better not get on the bad side of Myrth!

Sometimes it works better to overload the system with evidence, rather than to try and eliminate it. If your opponents don't lose enthusiasm after spending 6 or 7 years sorting through the red herrings, at least you'll have had plenty of time to have them assassinated.

I've already had all of Myrth's opponents assassinated, so it's all good.

You realize, of course, that Shaed's laser will be your downfall. You can only hold her back so long before she'll get you.

So you'd better not get on the bad side of Myrth!

Heh, I don't know why you're assuming I'd only be going after those on the bad side of Myrth... I mean, if it were Myrth's laser I was using maybe... but now I have my own I can do whatever I want with it! Mwahahaha etc.

What I need now... is chloroform. *disappears into the back room of the thread*

*yes, threads all have back rooms. Shhh*

I've already had all of Myrth's opponents assassinated, so it's all good.

Ah, but have you got their heads on spikes to act as a deterrent to other misguided souls? You might want to have them treated first, to prevent rot setting in too fast. I have some salt handy if you need it.

Ewww, sticky..
*tries and tries*

This stuff just doesn't wash off...

*tries and tries*

This stuff just doesn't wash off...

I'd shake your hand but...

Ah, but have you got their heads on spikes to act as a deterrent to other misguided souls? You might want to have them treated first, to prevent rot setting in too fast. I have some salt handy if you need it.

No, can't leave any evidence. Apparently, the best thing to do is feed a body to pigs....

*tries and tries*

This stuff just doesn't wash off...

Here, have some acetone. Acetone cleans anything.

*covers the various carcinogen warnings that are on the bottle with her thumb*

Welcome to the Myrth Worship Club gentlemen; please enjoy your harem outfit and free red hat.

Welcome to the Myrth Worship Club gentlemen; please enjoy your harem outfit and free red hat.

I don't think the gentlemen should get harem outfits. But I might be missing something...

Welcome to the Myrth Worship Club gentlemen; please enjoy your harem outfit and free red hat.
I'll pass. I don't look good in red...

I don't think the gentlemen should get harem outfits. But I might be missing something...

Well what should we wear?

I like Myrth.

*offers a commie cake*

I'll pass. I don't look good in red...

the harem outfits come in black too... but I assume you're talking about the hat.

Psssst PIcaRDMPCia: you should get some black hats too

the harem outfits come in black too... but I assume you're talking about the hat.

Psssst PIcaRDMPCia: you should get some black hats too
The shipment just came in; we now come in two hat flavors!

Well what should we wear?

Well, whatever it is gentlemen wear. I'm assuming no one's coming into the thread naked, so I don't see why we need to offer them clothes in the first place... the harem girls only get offered clothes because there's a certain dress code for the position.

What about our Zissou society rings?

The shipment just came in; we now come in two hat flavors!

Do they have spiffy dragons on them? Or are they just plain coloured hats?

What about our Zissou society rings?
They just arrived as well.
Shaed, they're plain, but if you want I can order some with Dragons.

the harem outfits come in black too... but I assume you're talking about the hat.

Psssst PIcaRDMPCia: you should get some black hats too
I have a sneaky feeling the color of the outfit/hat isn't really the problem...

They just arrived as well.
Shaed, they're plain, but if you want I can order some with Dragons.

Yay! You could get some banners while you're at it. And don't let them talk you into the cheap iron-on transfer hats - silkscreen is the only way to go.

If you think they're ripping you off, feel free to call on me and my friendly laser. I'm sure I could make them see sense ^.^

I think the men of the cul... I mean club, should be required to wear either SS guard uniforms or Stormtrooper suits. That would adequately reflect Myrth's Myrthiness. Either that or bunny outfits...

I have a sneaky feeling the color of the outfit/hat isn't really the problem...

Well, the hats are just... hats. So you could accept one of them without any problem. Unless I'm missing your point. Which is quite possible.

I'm afraid I must be going for now...but I'll check back tomorrow. This thread had better stay alive, for Myrth is our God!

I'm afraid I must be going for now...but I'll check back tomorrow. This thread had better stay alive, for Myrth is our God!

o.O
You haven't left anyone in charge! How will we know who has authority to order banners and outfits and hats?

o.O
You haven't left anyone in charge! How will we know who has authority to order banners and outfits and hats?
Whoops. You're now officially in charge till I get back, Shaed.

Whoops. You're now officially in charge till I get back, Shaed.


You're just scared of the laser, aren't you?
*looks at scary laser*
I see nothing wrong with your choice at all. Good choice.

If Myrth is so great I challenge him to a race around around the world. go!!!

** RUNS AWAY. Soon he was seen flying one of those red barons planes.**


" Ahahahaha!!!!!!!"

Whoops. You're now officially in charge till I get back, Shaed.

Yay!

You're just scared of the laser, aren't you?
*looks at scary laser*
I see nothing wrong with your choice at all. Good choice.

It's not scary. It's adorable *pets adorable surgical laser*
And it automatically cauterizes wounds to prevent infection and blood loss. I just love effficiency.

Well, the hats are just... hats. So you could accept one of them without any problem.
I don't believe my vote would allow for that...

If Myrth is so great I challenge him to a race around around the world. go!!!

** RUNS AWAY. Soon he was seen flying one of those red barons planes.**


" Ahahahaha!!!!!!!"

*shoots plane down with a well-thrown rock*

GO MYRTH!!!

I don't believe my vote would allow for that...

Sigh. Vex, Vex, Vex. What an untenable position you put me in.

Time to revert back from laser-equipped overlord-type and back to helpless-harem-girl. Otherwise I'd have to make the most awful of choices.

*puts the laser away and goes back to arranging black and red silk pillows in the harem corner of the thread*

Sigh. Vex, Vex, Vex. What an untenable position you put me in.

My deepest apologies, dear one. Just pretend I was never here. Ciao...

My deepest apologies, dear one. Just pretend I was never here. Ciao...

That wouldn't be any fun. Then I'd have to pretend I didn't go "Eee Vex! hurrah!' when you posted in here.

I'll just pretend you actually voted for one of the Loving-of-Myrth options instead ^.^

Dude, Myrth is FrEaking Awesome, Supremely Uber, and Excessively L33t. Anyone that dares to suggest otherwise should be, like, DEAT, DOS, and stared at by Myrth's Giant Unblinking Flaming Eye-Thing.

Down with Myrth! Free us from the repression of the Forum Mod! G---aaaaaaaaaargh!!

I hate all mods, On every forum and im willin to risk deletion.

Dude, Myrth is FrEaking Awesome, Supremely Uber, and Excessively L33t. Anyone that dares to suggest otherwise should be, like, DEAT, DOS, and stared at by Myrth's Giant Unblinking Flaming Eye-Thing.

Down with Myrth! Free us from the repression of the Forum Mod! G---aaaaaaaaaargh!!

Oppression. You mean *O*ppression.

But thanks for playing anyway.

Oppression. You mean *O*ppression.

But thanks for playing anyway.

aren't they the same thing?
ah well, never mind.

I hate all mods, On every forum and im willin to risk deletion.
What an interesting opinion...
Why would that be? Do you judge them simply by the title they hold rather than by their actions?

There is obviously not enough Myrth worshipping going on here.

What an interesting opinion...
Why would that be? Do you judge them simply by the title they hold rather than by their actions?
Who knows? He's just one of those people who cannot understand the glory and wonder that is Myrth.

There is obviously not enough Myrth worshipping going on here.
Seconded.

*drags out ritual sacrifice table*

Anybody up for some fun?

Seconded.

*drags out ritual sacrifice table*

Anybody up for some fun?

You know, on second thought there was plenty of worship going on before hand...

*Creeps towards the nearest exit, pointedly away from the table*

You know, on second thought there was plenty of worship going on before hand...

*Creeps towards the nearest exit, pointedly away from the table*
:(
*fondles knife lovingly*

How 'bout if we find a different victim?

*Points to utter lack of other acceptable sacrifices*

:(
Look, sad eyes. You can't hurt me.

*Points to utter lack of other acceptable sacrifices*

:(
Look, sad eyes. You can't hurt me.
Is it that cute puppy-face kind of sad eyes?
:p

:(
*fondles knife lovingly*

How 'bout if we find a different victim?

Psssssh. Everyone knows that if you're going to have human sacrifices, they have to be young virgin girls. And this is the internet. No young virgin girls here. That leaves you with a choice of sacrificial lamb, or a sacrificial bull.

I'd go with lamb, because of the nice message: 'we will put to death all that that is associated with innocence'

^.^

Psssssh. Everyone knows that if you're going to have human sacrifices, they have to be young virgin girls. And this is the internet. No young virgin girls here. That leaves you with a choice of sacrificial lamb, or a sacrificial bull.

I'd go with lamb, because of the nice message: 'we will put to death all that that is associated with innocence'

^.^
Hmm, nice point.

Also I think the bull would kill me first, so that's right out.

Is it that cute puppy-face kind of sad eyes?
:p

Yes. *nods* The cute kind that no male can resist. I also am willing to resort to bribery, I have cookies...

Psssssh. Everyone knows that if you're going to have human sacrifices, they have to be young virgin girls. And this is the internet. No young virgin girls here. That leaves you with a choice of sacrificial lamb, or a sacrificial bull.

I'd go with lamb, because of the nice message: 'we will put to death all that that is associated with innocence'

^.^

<< >> Yes...

Yes. *nods* The cute kind that no male can resist. I also am willing to resort to bribery, I have cookies...
You're spared anyway, I needa go and find a lamb.
:D

You're spared anyway, I needa go and find a lamb.
:D

Whew...

*Leaves thread to avoid second thoughts*

You're spared anyway, I needa go and find a lamb.
:D

I think we had a pen of them in the last Myrth-shrine... talked about installing one, at any rate...

Try and get a few, because we'll probably need to make sacrifices according to some arcane ritual system, and it'll be handy to have some on hand at all times.

aren't they the same thing?
ah well, never mind.

Oooh, I thought I replied to this already:

Repression: the act of repressing; control by holding down
Oppression: The act of oppressing; arbitrary and cruel exercise of power

So, aside from dictionary.com's annoying tendancy to describe words in terms of themselves, it seems clear that 'opression' fits this case much better than 'repression' (although repression is still correct... just not as correct as oppression is...)

I think we had a pen of them in the last Myrth-shrine... talked about installing one, at any rate...

Try and get a few, because we'll probably need to make sacrifices according to some arcane ritual system, and it'll be handy to have some on hand at all times.
Ooh, let's make sure the 'arcane ritual system' is as incomprehensible as we can possibly make it! That will increase the whole "Ooh, it's mysterious, so it *must* be important!" factor.

Ooh, let's make sure the 'arcane ritual system' is as incomprehensible as we can possibly make it! That will increase the whole "Ooh, it's mysterious, so it *must* be important!" factor.

Ok. Go get a random number generator and... hmm, let's see. We'll need a random number between 2 and 4 to determine how many per month, and then random number goodness to work out which days they'll fall on *in* each month... then we can work out a proper mystical reasoning system for why they fall on the days they do.

Or we could just let Myrth tell us when he demands sacrifices *shrugs*
It's not quite as good as the 'mysterious = important' factor provided by random arcane-ness, but it would give us all excuses to bring up The Word of Myrth in conversation slightly more frequently than otherwise.

Ok. Go get a random number generator and... hmm, let's see. We'll need a random number between 2 and 4 to determine how many per month, and then random number goodness to work out which days they'll fall on *in* each month... then we can work out a proper mystical reasoning system for why they fall on the days they do.

Or we could just let Myrth tell us when he demands sacrifices *shrugs*
It's not quite as good as the 'mysterious = important' factor provided by random arcane-ness, but it would give us all excuses to bring up The Word of Myrth in conversation slightly more frequently than otherwise.
"The Ineffable Will of Myrth demands it!"
"Wot's 'ineffable'?"
"It means don't eff with it!"

"The Ineffable Will of Myrth demands it!"
"Wot's 'ineffable'?"
"It means don't eff with it!"

Hehe.

That's silly. *takes note of joke for future use*

What is this?! No Myrth worshipping today? How dare you all?! Infidels, all of you! *prepares dual spear to kill you all*

Pie Myrthe domine, dona eis requiem...[smack]...Pie Myrthe domine, dona eis requiem...[smack]...

Pie Myrthe domine, dona eis requiem...[smack]...Pie Myrthe domine, dona eis requiem...[smack]...
Yeah, what he said!

Oh, and hooray for Monty Python references!

*sharpens both serrated spear points on his staff* You'd best get to worshipping Myrth, or death ye shall recieve.

*sharpens both serrated spear points on his staff* You'd best get to worshipping Myrth, or death ye shall recieve.

*wanders in yawning because it's 10:30am... ick*

What's this about 'get worshipping'? I'm always worshipping Myrth. It's not like it's shift work for heaven's sake. The only way I could do anything more is if I actually went out and got black and red harem outfits. Which... well, I can't do today, because I have no money.

But I *would* like a side of that death. Preferably to take away. Just let me get my laser.

I was actually speaking to the other people.


Wait...where are you that it's 10:30 AM?

Id sign up, but honestly I dont think Myrth has ever even posted a reply to me, or added to/edited one for that matter. So I really dont have any experience with him save the little bit that comes from others telling me about him or hearing about him in passing... So I guess I have no cause to join your Myrth party. *feels ashamed and left out*

I think the men of the cul... I mean club, should be required to wear either SS guard uniforms or Stormtrooper suits. That would adequately reflect Myrth's Myrthiness. Either that or bunny outfits...

Actually though, Ill sign up if I can wear a bunny outfit....

hee hee hee! :D

Id sign up, but honestly I dont think Myrth has ever even posted a reply to me, or added to/edited one for that matter. So I really dont have any experience with him save the little bit that comes from others telling me about him or hearing about him in passing... So I guess I have no cause to join your Myrth party. *feels ashamed and left out*

Cheer up! Myrth loves you!
See, he hasn't deated you yet!
:D

Cheer up! Myrth loves you!
See, he hasn't deated you yet!
:D
Well, I guess thats true...

If thats love anyway... :confused:

*walks away singing "Could This Be Love"*

I was actually speaking to the other people.


Wait...where are you that it's 10:30 AM?

Australia, naturally. Though it's almost 11 now.

And why speaking to the other people? Surely everyone loves Myrth all the time anyway. You must be confused.

Actually though, Ill sign up if I can wear a bunny outfit....

hee hee hee! :D

I'm pretty sure that the only position you could fill in a costume like that would be a target for target practice. Afterall, there are standards we need to maintain.

Ooh, or you could go stand around in other shrines and make other, pseudo-gods look bad! That's a much better idea! But stay away from my shrine or I'll come after you with my surgical laser.

I'm pretty sure that the only position you could fill in a costume like that would be a target for target practice. Afterall, there are standards we need to maintain.

Ooh, or you could go stand around in other shrines and make other, pseudo-gods look bad! That's a much better idea! But stay away from my shrine or I'll come after you with my surgical laser.
Well, like I said, Myrth pays no attention to me, so I wont be in any shrine for him any time soon. If he starts, and I should want to join though, can I be dressed from head to toe in an ice-cream-white three button suit? Ill be like, quality control for his harem or something exciting like that...

Well, like I said, Myrth pays no attention to me, so I wont be in any shrine for him any time soon. If he starts, and I should want to join though, can I be dressed from head to toe in an ice-cream-white three button suit? Ill be like, quality control for his harem or something exciting like that...

Your logic makes my mind hurt. You don't join his shrine because he pays attention to you... you join it because he's the best, and deserves worshipping. I mean, honestly; do try and keep up.

Explain this 'quality control of harem' thing to me.... are you implying I'm incapable of selecting worthy members for said harem? And 'white'... ehhh, I've been pushing the whole 'black and red' colour scheme. White would kind of bugger that completely.

Myrth is "t3h p\/\/|\|z0|2"

Your logic makes my mind hurt. You don't join his shrine because he pays attention to you... you join it because he's the best, and deserves worshipping. I mean, honestly; do try and keep up.

Explain this 'quality control of harem' thing to me.... are you implying I'm incapable of selecting worthy members for said harem? And 'white'... ehhh, I've been pushing the whole 'black and red' colour scheme. White would kind of bugger that completely.

Quality control hmm? Myrth would only have the best harem right? So no need for quality control :)

Your logic makes my mind hurt. You don't join his shrine because he pays attention to you... you join it because he's the best, and deserves worshipping. I mean, honestly; do try and keep up.

Explain this 'quality control of harem' thing to me.... are you implying I'm incapable of selecting worthy members for said harem? And 'white'... ehhh, I've been pushing the whole 'black and red' colour scheme. White would kind of bugger that completely.

Ok, Ill join, and I guess black will be fine. are the hats are fedoras, and the suits are nice three button black ones right?...

:D

I've just recieved an order of harem outfits, Shaed; go put them on some people or something.

Myrth a Mod? How extraordinary. The same Myrth [violet] was referring to when they said "Myrth, you will NEVER be a Mod"?

Well done then Myrth!

um, right....

*fumbles around purposefully in sheaf of papers*

I've just recieved an order of harem outfits, Shaed; go put them on some people or something.

Mwahah- wait, are you trying to get rid of me?

Mwahah- wait, are you trying to get rid of me?
Not at all; I'm eager to see who you put them on.

Yay! Our outfits!

Gimme gimme gimme....please :)

Yay! Our outfits!

Gimme gimme gimme....please :)

Red... or black? I know Gael wants a black one... Tink's getting a red one because she's not here to protest... you can pick either, and I'll take the opposite colour. Because symmetrically coloured harems are fun.

Red... or black? I know Gael wants a black one... Tink's getting a red one because she's not here to protest... you can pick either, and I'll take the opposite colour. Because symmetrically coloured harems are fun.

Hmmmm, black :). But if you would rather have black I can take red.

Hmmmm, black :). But if you would rather have black I can take red.

Nah, that's ok. I can deal with red for now.

*hands Aerou a rather small amount of black harem-girl clothing ^.^*

Nah, that's ok. I can deal with red for now.

*hands Aerou a rather small amount of black harem-girl clothing ^.^*

...OoooOoooOoooo...

*tries on the skimpy black harem outfit*

...OoooOoooOoooo...

*tries on the skimpy black harem outfit*
*Lasc peeks in and spot Aerou trying on outfit...*

:eek:

*passes out from sheer delight*