NationStates Jolt Archive


Getting Back At a Girlfriend

Aristam
11-01-2005, 23:11
one of the lows of lows is getting dumped. But when you get dumped by a friend of your girlfriends, that's just not right. What Would You Do?

:mp5: :sniper:
Bodies Without Organs
11-01-2005, 23:35
What Would You Do?

Two words: rise above.
Rockness
11-01-2005, 23:41
one of the lows of lows is getting dumped. But when you get dumped by a friend of your girlfriends, that's just not right. What Would You Do?

:mp5: :sniper:

Break her legs and say it was someone else.
Ninurta
11-01-2005, 23:41
Hmm...

First, I would be thankful that I had a girlfriend in the first place. Then I would get over it.
Fimble loving peoples
11-01-2005, 23:42
Two words: rise above.

Yes. That is a good idea. Throw stuff from a great height.

How I love to take things out of context.
Newtburg
11-01-2005, 23:42
one of the lows of lows is getting dumped. But when you get dumped by a friend of your girlfriends, that's just not right. What Would You Do?

:mp5: :sniper:


set their hands on fire
ClemsonTigers
11-01-2005, 23:44
Nasty rumors. Works everytime because more than likely they'll do the same to you.
Underemployed Pirates
11-01-2005, 23:50
This ought to be one very short thread...unless, of course, you get a bunch of juvenile responses.

If you did something stupid and you know it, apologize and move on.

If you didn't do something stupid, then move on.

If you did something stupid and aren't quite sure what it was, you might try finding out how you hurt/offended the other person. Odds are, she won't want to talk about it. But, you might approach the issue by saying: "I think I've hurt your feelings. Can you tell me about it?" If she won't, then move on.

Life is too short to retaliate in relationships. And, you just never know what will happen down the road -- the girl that dumped me in high school ended up marrying me 3 years later, and we've been married 33 years.

We tend to translate "being dumped" as a rejection of us because we're not good enough. The bottom line is that if she doesn't want to be hooked up with you, honor her wishes. If she's being a jerk, that's her problem.
Underemployed Pirates
11-01-2005, 23:51
Ignore the jerks.
Von Witzleben
11-01-2005, 23:51
Masturbate in front of her in a public place.
Bodies Without Organs
11-01-2005, 23:58
This ought to be one very short thread...unless, of course, you get a bunch of juvenile responses.

Current scores at half time:

Mature - 4
Juvenile - 5
Chocolate is Yummier
12-01-2005, 00:11
Totally ingnore her or get another girl straight away to make her jealous(if you can)
Jenn Jenn Land
12-01-2005, 00:22
one of the lows of lows is getting dumped. But when you get dumped by a friend of your girlfriends, that's just not right. What Would You Do?

:mp5: :sniper:
I would... get over it. :eek:
Killeanus
12-01-2005, 00:33
Current scores at half time:

Mature - 4
Juvenile - 5

Shave her dog and make a wig from the hair.....


Mature - 4
Juvenile - 6

WOO HOO....We're kicking butt!!
Spoffin
12-01-2005, 00:38
Current scores at half time:

Mature - 4
Juvenile - 5
This one is kinda borderline:

Totally ingnore her or get another girl straight away to make her jealous(if you can)
Neo-Anarchists
12-01-2005, 00:42
As many before me said, get over it. I'm not sure what the case is here, but usually relationships end for a reason. If you didn't fit together well, it could be a good thing that it's over and you can find someone better.

Don't do anything stupid, though. That'll wreck your reputation.
RhynoD
12-01-2005, 00:44
Two words: rise above.
Prettymuch...
That happened to me...
And trust me, worse can happen...
RhynoD
12-01-2005, 00:46
Oh, and don't end up dating the person who told you, even if it has absolutely nothing to do with that person telling you. Cuz then worse happens, which has nothing to do with them being the person who told you.
Bodies Without Organs
12-01-2005, 00:51
This one is kinda borderline:

7.5 to 6.5 I reckon, with maturity miraculously pulling ahead.
Goed Twee
12-01-2005, 00:57
Don't be a douche? That works quite well.
The Moosehead Lodge
12-01-2005, 01:00
mines kinda half and half.

the last girlfriend that dumped me did it over the phone. but the next time i saw her, i gave her a hug and a kiss and thanked her for being so good to me while it lasted.

then i went out with her best friend. :D
Marabal
12-01-2005, 01:04
Way to copy my thread which was posted earlier today.... (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=388493)

And when you said one of the lowist of lows, u better not have meant me....
Marabal
12-01-2005, 01:05
mines kinda half and half.

the last girlfriend that dumped me did it over the phone. but the next time i saw her, i gave her a hug and a kiss and thanked her for being so good to me while it lasted.

then i went out with her best friend. :D

LMAO

I should try that....
The Heterosexual Dog
12-01-2005, 01:07
hahahahaha...don't be mature about it...TP her house, fire paintballs, rape her dog, do just about anything that is only slightly illegal... rise above being her bitch and fuck her life over until you DO decide to fuck her best friend...
Straughn
12-01-2005, 01:13
Moosehead's is good ...
i think a person in this situation could get all those little subscription thingies out of all the available insipid magazines from the store magazine aisles (as well as the check-out line) and fill in that person's name and all pertinent information so they at least get a slew more options in their reading than they had before ..... since they at least will be spending less time fending off your advances and/or whatever you may have to offer.
Also, figure out which car is theirs, and if yer lucky, no alarm .... nothing drastic, just dip a few onion rings in some tuna and stick 'em 'round the carburator and/or near the air draw for the vent system in the car ... maybe some well-placed popcorn kernels as well ....
or you could do as a few have suggested here and not worry 'bout it, since it's better to end early before some major commitments take place and the light dislike or interest turns to resentment and subtle revenge and it costs everyone more than it would to just keep it on the table.
*shrug*
Agrigento
12-01-2005, 01:17
If you really want to get back at them for dumping you and make them wish that they never did it then I have only one suggestion for you.

Show them what they are missing. Improve yourself, if you know what you did wrong fix it, keep your life on track and always continue to better yourself.
As the lyrics of one of my favorite songs goes: My sense of self, and my mental health
is much more powerful, than any hint of wealth

Be happy. Live your life more vigorously, and make sure that you are content. If that doesn't make them rue the day, then at the very least you have done things to improve yourself, which is always a good idea.
Spoffin
12-01-2005, 01:18
mines kinda half and half.

the last girlfriend that dumped me did it over the phone. but the next time i saw her, i gave her a hug and a kiss and thanked her for being so good to me while it lasted.

then i went out with her best friend. :D
I've gotta admit, that was the classiest response posted here. Kudos.
RhynoD
12-01-2005, 01:24
Oh, and don't take any advice from anyone on NS, with the possible exception of me, only if you think I know what I'm talking about, which is up for debate.
Southern Caladan
12-01-2005, 01:30
Just...move on. Like has been said so many times. Don't do anything childish to "get back at her" - no reason to burn bridges, or her beagle for that matter.
Aristam
12-01-2005, 03:35
Way to copy my thread which was posted earlier today.... (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=388493)

And when you said one of the lowist of lows, u better not have meant me....


Don't worry i didn't mean you. I noticed and posted on your thread before, but my friend had the same thing happen to him and he was not looking to get her back, but to get revenge on her having her friends do the dumping. srry
Xerxes Xavier
12-01-2005, 03:43
the last girlfriend that dumped me did it over the phone. but the next time i saw her, i gave her a hug and a kiss and thanked her for being so good to me while it lasted.

then i went out with her best friend. :D

That's gold! :D :D :D
Findecano Calaelen
12-01-2005, 07:32
you could do what my mate did and write "slut" in big letters on her front lawn with petrol.

which was quite out of character for my mate... always the quiet ones
BlatantSillyness
12-01-2005, 07:33
you could do what my mate did and write "slut" in big letters on her front lawn with petrol
Please tell me he set fire to the petrol.
Findecano Calaelen
12-01-2005, 07:36
Please tell me he set fire to the petrol.
hehe while that would have been amusing I think the idea was to poison their lawn and not get caught. :)
Aristam
12-01-2005, 17:30
the last girlfriend that dumped me did it over the phone. but the next time i saw her, i gave her a hug and a kiss and thanked her for being so good to me while it lasted.

then i went out with her best friend. :D

that's pretty good!! :)
John Browning
12-01-2005, 17:31
one of the lows of lows is getting dumped. But when you get dumped by a friend of your girlfriends, that's just not right. What Would You Do?

:mp5: :sniper:


Forget about her, and go on to the next one.