Senior Depression
Eutrusca
11-01-2005, 22:34
I'm so depressed. My doctor refused to write me a prescription for Viagra. He said it would be like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.
PIcaRDMPCia
11-01-2005, 22:38
Sorry man, don't know how to help you. Perhaps a new hobby?
Sdaeriji
11-01-2005, 22:39
I'm so depressed. My doctor refused to write me a prescription for Viagra. He said it would be like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.
You've been skipping your medications again, haven't you?
The Emperor Fenix
11-01-2005, 22:40
A Flagpole on a condemned building eh? Interesting analogy. Still, there's nought you can do about it, (except certain unwise things). Try taking up water colours.
The Tribes Of Longton
11-01-2005, 22:40
I'm so depressed. My doctor refused to write me a prescription for Viagra. He said it would be like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.
Maybe if you did up the building...
...or made it a listed building. Then the National Trust would throw Viagra at you :D
Eutrusca
11-01-2005, 22:42
You've been skipping your medications again, haven't you?
Shit! How'd you guess? :D
I'm so depressed. My doctor refused to write me a prescription for Viagra. He said it would be like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.
As I grow older I find that I am improving, especially at multi-tasking. I can now laugh, sneeze, cough, and pee my pants all at the same time!!
Shaddowlands
11-01-2005, 23:08
Or if the buildings condemned find someplace else who will put up with and/or out for you
Pantylvania
12-01-2005, 03:25
I'm so depressed. My doctor refused to write me a prescription for Viagra. He said it would be like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.That sounds like something Rodney Dangerfield would have said. Just replace "I'm so depressed" with "I tell ya, I get no respect; no respect at all"
Superpower07
12-01-2005, 03:28
Senior depression? I thought you were referring to the upperclassmen at my school!
Peechland
12-01-2005, 03:30
I'm so depressed. My doctor refused to write me a prescription for Viagra. He said it would be like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.
lmao.....tell him to bite you and give you the drugs.
Underemployed Pirates
12-01-2005, 07:38
Last week, I swallowed by hearing aide and stuck a Viagra in my ear. I can hear really well, even around the ugliest women. But, it's really embarrassing because I make a high-pitched squeal when I take a leak.