NationStates Jolt Archive

Exhaustive UN tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.

I know this is an RP kittens and all...but i must wonder, what tests do they do with our citizens? see how long until we crack and skin the kittens alive?

How much we cuddle? See how many gourmet recipes we know?


Conspiracy Posts only! Anything even remotely resembling serious will be... well i can't do anything! but i'll ignore it at least...i think.

errr yeah.

I think people are buried alive in fluffy kittens and then timed to see how long it takes before they start squishing them to get out.

why would you need to squish them to get out? Throwing them in a pit of acid would suffice.

They would squish em to climb out. You could hardly throw kittens in a pit of acid from in a pit of kittens. At least I think so.

Aw, kittens are ace!

hmmm so it'd be like a fear factor thing... see how long it takes gor you to get out of a pit of fluffy kittens, and then slowly drop acid on them....

hmmm but wait i'm not part of the UN! have i been missing this? or do even the rogue states get these benefits. :)

Citizens are locked in a room with a newborn hungry kitten. The test involves timing how long it takes before the citizen offers the kitten their teet - not to feed it, but just to pacify it for a bit.

Have the citizens throw them against a wall. The most compasionate are those who throw hardest (to minimize their suffering)

Aw, kittens are ace!

I think they can be the whole deck, if we used more of their skin....

Prepare to be killed by cuteness......

http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~dcalwhit/pics/cats/cutestlittlething.jpg


TAKE THAT!!

Didn't you know... because the UN cannot have Nuclear arms... they need another weapon... Tesla's Coils... the static charge built up by rubbing one kitten is enourmous. Multiply that by the number of kittens each UN Nation has and you could get a lighting bolt thousand times more powerful than conventional Nuclear Weapons. test it out yourself. The UN is trying to take over all of the Nations and set itself up as a world Government.

The proof can be found at .... connection terminated.

hmmm both your ideas make sense... but wouldnt the compassionate ones, instead not hurl them against a wall?

and on another note... no kitten will touch my nipple!

The kittens are shot one by one until someone cares.
:sniper: :mp5: :gundge:

http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~dcalwhit/pics/cats/cutestlittlething.jpg


TAKE THAT!!

adorable!

... Is it enough for a violin though, looks a bit scrawny.

TAKE THAT!!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

*crumples in small whimpering heap on floor*

hmmm both your ideas make sense... but wouldnt the compassionate ones, instead not hurl them against a wall?

and on another note... no kitten will touch my nipple!
Nonono.

They're forced by the government to do it. Gun to their head: "The kitty gets it, or you get it"

YAY for psychotic dictatorships!

What are they measuring? Compassion or animal loving? Eeuw.

What about benevolent dictatorships? or... umm democracies? wait do any nations on NS have democracies? LOL sorry..... wishful thinking.

How much people hate kittens. YAY!

Woo and yay for kittens!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v419/monkeykitten/busybusybusyperson.gif

What are they measuring? Compassion or animal loving? Eeuw.

So your suggesting the UN is testing us to see how we play with our pussies?

*cold shiver*

why do i have the feeling i'm about to be warned by the mods soon.

What about benevolent dictatorships? or... umm democracies? wait do any nations on NS have democracies? LOL sorry..... wishful thinking.
there's other things than psychotic dictatorships? :eek:

there's other things than psychotic dictatorships? :eek:
Currently bloody inoffensive again. Dammit, must throw more kittens in acid pits!

Kill them all! Fear bebe! the Psycho French kitty!

http://www.jokeornot.com/gallery/bebe_evil_cat.jpg

Kill them all! Fear bebe! the Psycho French kitty!

How can you tell its a french kitty?

BTW kudos to all of us. No one has yet made a pussy joke.

DAMN!

there's other things than psychotic dictatorships? :eek:


well yeah..there's ummm..errr Go'ald dictatorships! why be a leader, when you can be a god as well!

w00t@! 666th post!

http://www.cleanfunny.com/pics/animal-satire-kitten-cat-sword-feline-martial-arts.jpg

Playing kitten baseball. But kitten baseball has to be played on grass. On turf, they take nasty hops.

Playing kitten baseball. But kitten baseball has to be played on grass. On turf, they take nasty hops.

.. why can;t we just play in the middle of the ocean...with pihranas.. Baby ones! :D

.. why can;t we just play in the middle of the ocean...with pihranas.. Baby ones! :D
We're not all Jesus. Some of us actually can't walk on water

http://www.xmission.com/~emailbox/images/while_youre_gone.jpg

I knew it! And wll this time we thought it was cat breath...

.. why can;t we just play in the middle of the ocean...with pihranas.. Baby ones! :D
Cos the sharks would eat the pirhanas and then be too full to eat kittens.

We're not all Jesus. Some of us actually can't walk on water

That's crazy you can do anything you set your mind to! Except rational thought...that is impossible for a human.

Cos the sharks would eat the pirhanas and then be too full to eat kittens.

Well the kittens would eventually eat the other pussies out eventually....

Tee hee hee

:D

I wonder if these jokes are in good taste... ;)

More evil kittens
http://qingy.sourceforge.net/images/kitten.jpg
http://img.www.wonderfulworldofpets.com/gallery/archive/kitten%20on%20food.gif
http://www.rocketpack.org/blog/archives/kitten.jpg
http://www.lowculture.com/archives/images/kitten-in-toilet.jpg
http://www.cat-sculptures.com/archive/Pansey%20kitten%20tortie.jpg
http://sub.allpetsconsidered.com/Photo%20Albums/Sick%20Kitten.jpg
http://lee.org/journal/journal%20060103-073103/ATTACK-KITTEN.jpg

Its all getting a bit fishy if you ask me.

http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~dcalwhit/pics/cats/cutestlittlething.jpg


TAKE THAT!!

Your Kitten needs glasses.

The kitten that spread SARS among the humans
http://www.theanticmuse.com/mt-static/images/kitten-thumb.jpg

Its all getting a bit fishy if you ask me.

*has no pun to reply to that* :(

http://www.mypkhome.com/cfunny/cat-fn-74.jpg

Cat in the Hat, meet Cat in the Bag.

A blind man passes a fishmonger: "Ladies..."

http://solstikkan2.tripod.com/pics/pix69/kitten.jpg
Look at what the evil kitty makes the big nice doggy do.

*has no pun to reply to that* :(
;)

A blind man passes a fishmonger: "Ladies..."

http://solstikkan2.tripod.com/pics/pix69/kitten.jpg
Look at what the evil kitty makes the big nice doggy do.
Kitten is saying:
Well it all started with this boil on my head...

According to this the most evilest nation in the world is..

The Nodpod of Dopdon

How should we react to this? -.^

http://solstikkan2.tripod.com/pics/pix69/kitten.jpg

i don't see anything in that picture of yours..

Even more evil kittens

http://www.dafing.20fr.com/Images/Jasper/fighting.jpg
Get the hell out of my vase! (http://www.hot.lt/news/insert.jpg)

The mounting body count of the UN cat testing is appalling. Here are exclusive pics:

http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~dcalwhit/pics/cats/laidoutkittens.jpg

The mounting body count of the UN cat testing is appalling. Here are exclusive pics:

http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~dcalwhit/pics/cats/laidoutkittens.jpg
It looks like they see if people cuddle them to death.

http://img119.exs.cx/img119/5523/1693cp.jpg

http://solstikkan2.tripod.com/pics/pix69/kitten.jpg

i don't see anything in that picture of yours..
Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V

Dear G-d! :'(

Who controls the UN?! Is it the mods?! if it is... we shall overthrow them for their cruelty!

http://img119.exs.cx/img119/5523/1693cp.jpg
Pedophaelia very common in cat culture

Oh dear....

All the best rooms have hot and cold running kittens!

You sure she's not barely legal? I mean look... the Male cat is pissed...but the smaller cat, seems happy she's on top of things. :D

All the best rooms have hot and cold running kittens!


My cats are lazy..we only have Hot and Cold walking kittens...sometimes they just sleep... generally they don;t wake up...but they're sleeping i swear! ^^;

Screw you God! (http://members.optushome.com.au/evilpundit/blog/images/kitten-branch.jpg)

He stole a stick from the burning bush! :eek:

wha...what do we do now?

God gets back on the kitties (http://www.mlcsmith.com/humor/art/god-kills-kitten.jpg)

My cats are lazy..we only have Hot and Cold walking kittens...sometimes they just sleep... generally they don;t wake up...but they're sleeping i swear! ^^;
Cats are the undisputed sleep champions of the animal kingdom. Only the notoriously slow-footed sloth, which sleeps away an estimated 80 percent of its life, catches more shut-eye. Although the number of hours a cat spends sleeping can vary considerably among individuals, felines spend an average of 16 hours per day in slumberland.

From Animal Planet (http://animal.discovery.com/guides/cats/behavior/sleepintro.html)

I want to be a cat!

God gets back on the kitties (http://www.mlcsmith.com/humor/art/god-kills-kitten.jpg)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v419/monkeykitten/gmak_435x480.jpg

;)

*clap clap clap*

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v419/monkeykitten/gmak_435x480.jpg

;)
ROFL!

Priceless :D :fluffle:

... Shifty dog... checking to make sure no-one sees the Nun give the Coup-De--Grace