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For the past few years I’ve been having girl problems. Not just love interest problems, but friendship problems too. I can’t seem to make heads or tails of this mystery but it probably has something to do with me being a callus insensitive sob. But in all seriousness I would like to make a lasting relationship with a person of the opposite sex.

Pal, I'd love ANY form of relationship with the opposite sex. I'm 19 and have NEVER had a girlfriend.

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Pal, I'd love ANY form of relationship with the opposite sex. I'm 19 and have NEVER had a girlfriend.

I've had a few but they all sucked and weren't worth the effort

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my other one flooped so i re-wrote this

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don't make craks about my dick size just because you dont have one

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lol

Now let's not start a flame war..

don't make craks about my dick size just because you dont have one
Can't hurt to have a bigger one

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HAHAHAHA. you are good kanabia. very good indeed. :D

Can't hurt to have a bigger one

point taken

But it would hurt if it was too big... You can only fit so much in.

can we get back to the origanal subject

Replying twice to the same post is off-putting to the opposite sex.

It's true.

Basically, stop thinking about girls. Stop thinking about 'omg, will it be a long-term relationship? I hope it's a long term relationship'. That freaks girls out. DON'T do anything that you think will make girls like you more - if they find out you're trying to fix the odds, you'll have less access to girls in future.

Just be yourself, and ignore the whole issue. And if you *must* do something, meet as many girls as possible in casual settings (school, clubs, bars, whatever) - a high turn-over gives you better odds without as much risk that they'll smell desperation and flee in terror and disgust.

But it would hurt if it was too big... You can only fit so much in.
Yes and don't forget what if what its going in is tiny...

But it would hurt if it was too big... You can only fit so much in.

says the guy who's never had a girlfriend.

if you care enough you will fit it all in :eek:

Replying twice to the same post is off-putting to the opposite sex.

It's true.

Basically, stop thinking about girls. Stop thinking about 'omg, will it be a long-term relationship? I hope it's a long term relationship'. That freaks girls out. DON'T do anything that you think will make girls like you more - if they find out you're trying to fix the odds, you'll have less access to girls in future.

Just be yourself, and ignore the whole issue. And if you *must* do something, meet as many girls as possible in casual settings (school, clubs, bars, whatever) - a high turn-over gives you better odds without as much risk that they'll smell desperation and flee in terror and disgust.

i am not so much worried about a long term relationship as i am worried about any form of relation ship. and as stated befor i don't think girls want to assoiate with callus insensitive sob.

says the guy who's never had a girlfriend.

if you care enough you will fit it all in :eek:

Ouch.

now i remember why my other thread flooped

now i remember why my other thread flooped

LOL-I'm afraid things like this aren't taken too seriously here.

HAHAHAHA. you are good kanabia. very good indeed. :D

*takes a bow* :)

BLack XIII, no real offence meant. But what do you want, seriously? Sympathy? Advice? You'll have more luck finding both in the dictionary.

LOL-I'm afraid things like this aren't taken too seriously here.

i noticed. yeesh :headbang:

*takes a bow* :)

But what do you want, seriously? Sympathy? Advice? You'll have more luck finding both in the dictionary.


and again, there's just no stopping you. big kudos

*takes a bow* :)

BLack XIII, no real offence meant. But what do you want, seriously? Sympathy? Advice? You'll have more luck finding both in the dictionary.

advice more or less

perhapse i should be more sensitive?

perhapse i should be more sensitive?

As long as it doesn't backfire and make people think you're gay. That could be your problem too. You never know what people are whispering about you behind your back. Maybe you should find a girl with no friends.

Oye Whered everyone go?!

i am not so much worried about a long term relationship as i am worried about any form of relation ship. and as stated befor i don't think girls want to assoiate with callus insensitive sob.

then the answer's simple - either find a pretty but submissive girl who will accept you as the asshole you claim to be, but will lead to an eventually unfulfilling relationship as you will realise that there's no fun in having your own arrogant way all the time.

or, you could stop being a cock. get your head out of your arse and talk to girls (and boys) like real human beings. they will then respect you more and be more open to friendship, and possibly one day even love. who knows.


note this is not a flame, just a response to his description of himself.

As long as it doesn't backfire and make people think you're gay. That could be your problem too. You never know what people are whispering about you behind your back. Maybe you should find a girl with no friends.

keeping people from thinking im gay won't be to much problem but finding a girl without friends might be

or just find a girl with no friends.

or just find a girl with no friends.

ha! :D

then the answer's simple - either find a pretty but submissive girl who will accept you as the asshole you claim to be, but will lead to an eventually unfulfilling relationship as you will realise that there's no fun in having your own arrogant way all the time.

or, you could stop being a cock. get your head out of your arse and talk to girls (and boys) like real human beings. they will then respect you more and be more open to friendship, and possibly one day even love. who knows.


note this is not a flame, just a response to his description of himself.

I talk to girls but what can i realy talk about? i have very little in commen with most girls and scars arn't really something they like talking about

I talk to girls but what can i realy talk about? i have very little in commen with most girls and scars arn't really something they like talking about

then kill yourself. i did, and just look at me now. i was the suicide poster boy! or get some interests. stop spending time in this dungeon of the socially inadequate. breathe real, fresh air. fly a kite. sing a song. whatever. just stop fucking whinging about it

then kill yourself. i did, and just look at me now. i was the suicide poster boy! or get some interests. stop spending time in this dungeon of the socially inadequate. breathe real, fresh air. fly a kite. sing a song. whatever. just stop fucking whinging about it

Dude, careful. You'll turn him emo.

then kill yourself. i did, and just look at me now. i was the suicide poster boy! or get some interests. stop spending time in this dungeon of the socially inadequate. breathe real, fresh air. fly a kite. sing a song. whatever. just stop fucking whinging about it

I bow to you and you ability to be insulting :upyours:

Dude, careful. You'll turn him emo.

how could you know i hate emo?

are you a spy?

he bows to me.

read: the best dictionary ever (http://www.speakjamaican.com/glossary.html) for translation of bow.

mwahahahaha

how could you know i hate emo?

are you a spy?

Are you kidding? Everyone hates emo. :D

read: the best dictionary ever (http://www.speakjamaican.com/glossary.html) for translation of bow.

mwahahahaha

LOL!!!

this sux goodbye

keeping people from thinking im gay won't be to much problem but finding a girl without friends might be

It seems like you need to boost your confidence and dont rush, just because
your 19 doesnt mean your a geek or gay. I like my guys to be confident and be interested in me.

What to do is this:
1. Steal a pair of crutches from your local hospital (don't worry this is perfectly legal).
2. Using some Polyfilla/Plaster of Paris (Or Freedom Plaster) plaster up one of your legs.
3. Apply some bandages to your leg.
4. While waiting for the plaster to dry you should drink your weak lemon drink as you may not have time to drink it later.
5. Hobble along to the nearest divorce court and wait outside for a pretty lady to leave the building.
6. Now make a big show about strugling up the stairs with your crutches. Be sure to get the pretty lady's attention otherwise the plan will fail.
7. When you get near the lady pretend to fall over, hopefully she will come over to inspect you (not help you - it is scientific fact that women use acidents as to groom potential mates).
8. When she asks you if you're okay answer "I'm okay, it's just hard getting about on these things (nod towards crutches). I do feel rather dehydrated though - I could really use a drink".
9. The pretty lady will now escort you to a place where beverages are served, insist that she stay and have a drink with you for being so kind.
10. When she asks about the crutches and broken leg tell her you were injured saveing a pod of baby dolphines from a killer whale.
11. If you wonders what you were doing at the divorce court tell her you were going there to support a female friend who is divorcing her bastard of a husband. The pretty lady will then tell you about her bastard ex-husband, make sure to listen and then reapeat her story but substituting the pretty lady for your made-up freind. This will create what is known as psuedo-baggage - some indirect kinship formed by emotional trauma.
12. The pretty lady is now yours, do with her as you please! :D

This is one way to get girls, the other way involves haddock and isn't worth the trouble.

Happy hunting.

What to do is this:
1. Steal a pair of crutches from your local hospital (don't worry this is perfectly legal).
2. Using some Polyfilla/Plaster of Paris (Or Freedom Plaster) plaster up one of your legs.
3. Apply some bandages to your leg.
4. While waiting for the plaster to dry you should drink your weak lemon drink as you may not have time to drink it later.
5. Hobble along to the nearest divorce court and wait outside for a pretty lady to leave the building.
6. Now make a big show about strugling up the stairs with your crutches. Be sure to get the pretty lady's attention otherwise the plan will fail.
7. When you get near the lady pretend to fall over, hopefully she will come over to inspect you (not help you - it is scientific fact that women use acidents as to groom potential mates).
8. When she asks you if you're okay answer "I'm okay, it's just hard getting about on these things (nod towards crutches). I do feel rather dehydrated though - I could really use a drink".
9. The pretty lady will now escort you to a place where beverages are served, insist that she stay and have a drink with you for being so kind.
10. When she asks about the crutches and broken leg tell her you were injured saveing a pod of baby dolphines from a killer whale.
11. If you wonders what you were doing at the divorce court tell her you were going there to support a female friend who is divorcing her bastard of a husband. The pretty lady will then tell you about her bastard ex-husband, make sure to listen and then reapeat her story but substituting the pretty lady for your made-up freind. This will create what is known as psuedo-baggage - some indirect kinship formed by emotional trauma.
12. The pretty lady is now yours, do with her as you please! :D

This is one way to get girls, the other way involves haddock and isn't worth the trouble.

Happy hunting.

Your going about it the wrong way. Beginning a relationship with a lie is just asking for a bad relationship. You should be honest with ladies and dont be afraid to approach them as yourself, girls like that.

Just get really drunk, really stoned and hepped up on herbals before being turned away from bars for being to wasted and then going to a strip club for 4 hours with 2 of your mates. I haven't had as many titties rubbed in my face as I did last saturday doing that. The night ended with the 3 of us walking for an hour to get home at 6am. Good times. (if only I could remember more..)

Just get really drunk, really stoned and hepped up on herbals before being turned away from bars for being to wasted and then going to a strip club for 4 hours with 2 of your mates. I haven't had as many titties rubbed in my face as I did last saturday doing that. The night ended with the 3 of us walking for an hour to get home at 6am. Good times. (if only I could remember more..)


WHAT A MORON, you must be really screwed up to think that getting drunk and stoned will solve your problems. They'll still be there when you come to only with a massive hangover. Get help before you end up in jail.

What to do is this:
1. Steal a pair of crutches from your local hospital (don't worry this is perfectly legal).
2. Using some Polyfilla/Plaster of Paris (Or Freedom Plaster) plaster up one of your legs.
3. Apply some bandages to your leg.
4. While waiting for the plaster to dry you should drink your weak lemon drink as you may not have time to drink it later.
5. Hobble along to the nearest divorce court and wait outside for a pretty lady to leave the building.
6. Now make a big show about strugling up the stairs with your crutches. Be sure to get the pretty lady's attention otherwise the plan will fail.
7. When you get near the lady pretend to fall over, hopefully she will come over to inspect you (not help you - it is scientific fact that women use acidents as to groom potential mates).
8. When she asks you if you're okay answer "I'm okay, it's just hard getting about on these things (nod towards crutches). I do feel rather dehydrated though - I could really use a drink".
9. The pretty lady will now escort you to a place where beverages are served, insist that she stay and have a drink with you for being so kind.
10. When she asks about the crutches and broken leg tell her you were injured saveing a pod of baby dolphines from a killer whale.
11. If you wonders what you were doing at the divorce court tell her you were going there to support a female friend who is divorcing her bastard of a husband. The pretty lady will then tell you about her bastard ex-husband, make sure to listen and then reapeat her story but substituting the pretty lady for your made-up freind. This will create what is known as psuedo-baggage - some indirect kinship formed by emotional trauma.
12. The pretty lady is now yours, do with her as you please! :D

This is one way to get girls, the other way involves haddock and isn't worth the trouble.

Happy hunting.

Yeah. love the weak lemon drink ref btw (is this actual quote from show?)

my love life is as good as made

Just get really drunk, really stoned and hepped up on herbals before being turned away from bars for being to wasted and then going to a strip club for 4 hours with 2 of your mates. I haven't had as many titties rubbed in my face as I did last saturday doing that. The night ended with the 3 of us walking for an hour to get home at 6am. Good times. (if only I could remember more..)


remember, kids, when it comes to getting titties in the face, it's quality, not quantity. i would rather have one, or maybe two lovely woman breasts pushed against me than a thousand sweaty man boobs

Just get really drunk, really stoned and hepped up on herbals before being turned away from bars for being to wasted and then going to a strip club for 4 hours with 2 of your mates. I haven't had as many titties rubbed in my face as I did last saturday doing that. The night ended with the 3 of us walking for an hour to get home at 6am. Good times. (if only I could remember more..)

Wow. I have a newfound respect for you. :D

WHAT A MORON, you must be really screwed up to think that getting drunk and stoned will solve your problems. They'll still be there when you come to only with a massive hangover. Get help before you end up in jail.

A couple of problems with that.

1. He never said he had problems.
2. He never said he did anything illegal (technically, possession of drugs is a crime, not the act of using them).

Yeah. love the weak lemon drink ref btw (is this actual quote from show?)

No, unfortunatley there is no Getting a Girl Through Deception Hobby.

Wow. I have a newfound respect for you. :D



A couple of problems with that.

1. He never said he had problems.
2. He never said he did anything illegal.


OH GETTING STONED ISNT ILLEGAL. You must be from Mars.

Wow. I have a newfound respect for you. :D



A couple of problems with that.

1. He never said he had problems.
2. He never said he did anything illegal.

I dont, well none that doing that is going to solve.

I didn't, I'm 18. Well cept for the smoking pot thing, but being caught stoned would probably get me a ride to the copshop and a night sleeping it off in a cell. With the P epidemic, the cops don't give 2 shits about kids on weed really.

OH GETTING STONED ISNT ILLEGAL. You must be from Mars.

Or Holland. Or a few other places where its legal or decriminalised. You wont get in any real trouble here unless you're caught in possession, and I never have any on me because I don't buy the stuff.

OH GETTING STONED ISNT ILLEGAL. You must be from Mars.

It's not. Possession is, but noone is going to arrest you if you don't use it in front of a cop. Or if you're Dutch.

In some states over here, you can get away with possessing small amounts, but im not sure of the details.

I dont, well none that doing that is going to solve.

I didn't, I'm 18. Well cept for the smoking pot thing, but being caught stoned would probably get me a ride to the copshop and a night sleeping it off in a cell. With the P epidemic, the cops don't give 2 shits about kids on weed really.

Im almost 18 and have never done weed, doesnt mean ive never been offered
I just have my priorities straight

Maybe it's just the girls in the area you live in. I didn't have a girlfriend until I moved to a different state. Now I've met one whom I love very much and we have been together for 2 years now. Of course, I used to live in Mississippi and went to public schools where the choices were pretty slim.

Or Holland. Or a few other places where its legal or decriminalised. You wont get in any real trouble here unless you're caught in possession, and I never have any on me because I don't buy the stuff.

our cops here would still take some one to jail for being high even if they didnt have weed. But probably only for the night. no biggy

Wow, I didn't look at the last page before I posted, guess this is a different thread now. whooopsy

Im almost 18 and have never done weed, doesnt mean ive never been offered
I just have my priorities straight

I can respect your right not to use drugs yourself. However, i'd also suggest that you calling anyone who chooses to use them moronic stupid in itself. If people enjoy using it, why should you care?

Wow, I didn't look at the last page before I posted, guess this is a different thread now. whooopsy

lol. It always happens on this forum.

Wow, I didn't look at the last page before I posted, guess this is a different thread now. whooopsy


yeah balck 8 left and so we had to cuss someone else. still it could be worse. it could be u

Wow, I didn't look at the last page before I posted, guess this is a different thread now. whooopsy


its alright ;)

I can respect your right not to use drugs yourself. However, i'd also suggest that you calling anyone who chooses to use them moronic stupid in itself. If people enjoy using it, why should you care?



lol. It always happens on this forum.


Your right i apologize, after all my cousin, whom i love very much, used to smoke pot and shes nowhere near moronic

Your right i apologize, after all my cousin, whom i love very much, used to smoke pot and shes nowhere near moronic

Apology accepted :)

Im almost 18 and have never done weed, doesnt mean ive never been offered
I just have my priorities straight

*Shrug* I've been offered and turned it down too. The only time I've smoked the stuff is with people I know, and even then its pretty rare that I do it. I'm more of a drinker. I have full respect for anyone who doesn't drink or smoke or do drugs or whatever, but I lose it when they start attacking me for it. Wait, what am I on about? I don't smoke. Cigs kill you :p

*Shrug* I've been offered and turned it down too. The only time I've smoked the stuff is with people I know, and even then its pretty rare that I do it. I'm more of a drinker.

Likewise. It's fun, but i couldn't become an everyday user.

"Your right i apologize, after all my cousin, whom i love very much, used to smoke pot and shes nowhere near moronic"

"Apology accepted"

BORING!

i challenge someone to a battle of words - here is my first one

'eyelash' :sniper:

"Your right i apologize, after all my cousin, whom i love very much, used to smoke pot and shes nowhere near moronic"

"Apology accepted"

BORING!

i challenge someone to a battle of words - here is my first one

'eyelash' :sniper:

eyelash yo mother, biatch.

eyelash yo mother, biatch.

yes, but what is your word?

Wait, haven't you posted this before?

Yes, you did.

The problem is, you likely have a small penis. Create a hotmail account and read your spam messages for solutions to this.

LOL, that was the funniest thing I've heard all day.

Likewise. It's fun, but i couldn't become an everyday user.

Yarr, you'd think that, but then you come by $150 dollars and have a few weeks off...

Then you go back to school / work and it becomes a once in a while thing.

EDIT: a SPARE $150

yes, but what is your word?

smegma. :D

LOL, that was the funniest thing I've heard all day.

:)

Yarr, you'd think that, but then you come by $150 dollars and have a few weeks off...

Then you go back to school / work and it becomes a once in a while thing.

EDIT: a SPARE $150

True. I'd be more likely to spend it on booze (im on holidays right now :D), but I get sick of that every now and then.

smegma. :D






pencilcase :cool:

pencilcase :cool:

stubble.

Now I don't claim to be a master of the female mind, but I think you might have really got to the root of this problem when you said, "I don't have anything to talk about except scars."

Frankly, I don't think most dudes spend that much time talking about scars either. It's kind of a one-time conversation for either sex. You know: "Where'd you get that one?" "Roman candle fight. Hey, what did you think of Mason & Dixon/the new season of 24/microbrewed beers/that one band?" "Not my style." "Oh really? Why not?"

Begin conversation.

stubble.

good word.

penge

For the past few years I’ve been having girl problems. Not just love interest problems, but friendship problems too. I can’t seem to make heads or tails of this mystery but it probably has something to do with me being a callus insensitive sob. But in all seriousness I would like to make a lasting relationship with a person of the opposite sex.
It's kind of strange, I have the opposite problem, I have more female friends then I do guy friends, and I'm pretty callous, insensitive, and I personally don't think I'm terribly good looking.

It's kind of strange, I have the opposite problem, I have more female friends then I do guy friends, and I'm pretty callous, insensitive, and I personally don't think I'm terribly good looking.

i'll trade some friends with you

i'll trade some friends with you
I'm fine, my sugestion is don't try too hard, I never did, and look at me, I have a harem of five or six that follow me around on a regular basis.

I'm fine, my sugestion is don't try too hard, I never did, and look at me, I have a harem of five or six that follow me around on a regular basis.

They think you're gay. lol j/k

i'll trade some friends with you

like you've got 'em to trade. thats like saying - 'ooooh you have new micromachines. can i trade for some peanuts?' with a big dippy grin on your hideous face :D

im new to the forum and have no idea how to challenge somebody or what
you do in the challenge......Help.....anyone

Dude your problem probably lies with that you suck at flirting and never let them win...then once you capture their heart....You become the dominant one!! muhahahahahaha...hey it works for me and i have one of the hottest girls in my year and i dont think im particularly good looking eventhough i spend loads of time in the mirror lol :p