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Please give generously! Then we will buy him some new legs and he won't have to hover any more! Give him the joy of legs!

Donations can be made in play money, stolen credit cards or phony cheques. We accept all major stolen cards, including Mastercrap!

Total raised so far: A Peice of fluff donated by myself. Booze from Kanabia. Shin guards from Findecano Calaelen. peice of green paper from Ruaritania.

Money: $500 Monopoly money

I'd rather give him more booze. It's fun being legless.

I'm pledging to double the money of the Neocon's donations. With a minimum of a fluffle.

I just need the legs. I already have two feet

I just need the legs. I already have two feet

Don't worry sir, we'll have you back on your feet in no time!

Don't worry sir, we'll have you back on your feet in no time!
They're not mine :eek:

They're not mine :eek:

Oh dear... well, keep those donations comming!

ill donate this old shin guard i have

I'd rather give him more booze. It's fun being legless.
Booze is more than welcome too

ill donate this old shin guard i have

Brilliant! Keep them comming! No play money?

Booze is more than welcome too

Here, have a can of Fosters.

Just kidding. No-one should drink that shit. *hands Legless a half-empty bottle of Jack Daniels*

I'll donate all the old monopoly money i have hidden away....unfortunately i have no other money, but i can get ya a small fluffy fat kitten for free!

*Mails a big bottle of rum and a barrel of porter to LP*

here ya go...will help you imagine you've got legs!

Huzah!

*throws can of Fosters to some New Zealander*

I'll donate all the old monopoly money i have hidden away....unfortunately i have no other money, but i can get ya a small fluffy fat kitten for free!

How much monopoly money is that?

I've got a pair of legs I can sell you, nearly new. They're a bit worn, but in relatively good condition. One previous owner.

I've got a pair of legs I can sell you, nearly new. They're a bit worn, but in relatively good condition. One previous owner.
Some old granny who kept them in the garage 11 months of the year?

How much monopoly money is that?


about 500 pounds, and a torn green bit of paper

I've got a pair of legs I can sell you, nearly new. They're a bit worn, but in relatively good condition. One previous owner.

It depends on what Legless wants-'m just collecting funds for my holiday -*AHEM*- I mean, fund.

I'll give 314,76$ from my stolen credit card. Why 314,76$? I just like that number... 314,76.

mmmh... 314,76.... *drool*

Some old granny who kept them in the garage 11 months of the year?

Nope, guy in his twenties. He didn't want to sell them, but the upkeep costs were too high. You'll need to get third party insurance for them, by the way. Just in case you kick someone.

We'll Be right back folks! right after this!

Nope, guy in his twenties. He didn't want to sell them, but the upkeep costs were too high. You'll need to get third party insurance for them, by the way. Just in case you kick someone.
I give you $ 314,76

This

I give you $ 314,76
That's a pretty good amount...
*drools*

I give you $ 314,76

$314, 84 and it's a deal.

$314, 84 and it's a deal.
you're breaking my balls here

314,76 and half a bottle of JD

314,76 and half a bottle of JD
I see that, and I offer a bid of $314,76 and a full bottle of Jameson whiskey.

For every pound any man may give
I will give up three
To see that pirate on some legs,
that he might plough the raging sea!

Were I not in need of them, I would give my own legs. I have two (2) Monopoly sets, and Payday, which is about 50,000. If that isn't enough, then go here (http://boardgamecentral.com/img/misc/payday_money.jpg).

Name one of your toes after me!

I'll donate a wheelchair for the poor bastard.

$500 Zahumljani Ducats the sort with Good King Tvrtko on them, these are worth five times the face value on the open market due to their rarity. One bottle of Zahumlje Marischino Rakija, this should ease the pain of leglessness. A pair of Zahumljani shoes for those (we hope not stolen!) feet. They are green woven Zahumljani shoes, very comfortable. Look rather dashing with most forms of attire, just so it's not too chavvie looking.

I'll donate a wheelchair for the poor bastard.

Can I have it instead?

I'll donate 12 broken floppy disks, which can be sold off as a brilliant piece of art to further fund Legless Pirates' leg job! can also provide knee length stripey socks to match your pirating outfit and keep your new shins warm on the high seas :p

Can I have it instead?
I'll trade you one for that 314,76 and whiskey.

As we speak I'm training the squirrels in the back garden to join together in order to form a Symbiotic-Squirel-Leg as it were. It's thankless work, and the squirels have short attention spans, but I hope to have the artificial squirel leg perfected soon - then I'll start work on the rat-boob.

I'll trade you one for that 314,76 and whiskey.

Sure. You'll, uh..get it in the mail. Send it tomorrow. I'll pay for priority shipping. Yes. *nods*

*sniff*

I moved by your love.

Donate now and receive a free fluffle :fluffle:

I want to go on the record and say that western posters are stingy.

I want to go on the record and say that western posters are stingy.
Eh?

Fluffle for you anyway :fluffle:

You know Legless...i wouldn;'t advise getting legs. Think about it.... you can get away with gambling debts! what are they going to break? your invisible legs?! hahahahhah... most likely a loved family member instead...but still.

I suggest you gamble as much as you can now...you can be as rich...as, a rally rich guy. You know like that kid in that movie.

Eh?

Fluffle for you anyway :fluffle:
Well it worked for the tsunami donations...

You know Legless...i wouldn;'t advise getting legs. Think about it.... you can get away with gambling debts! what are they going to break? your invisible legs?! hahahahhah... most likely a loved family member instead...but still.

I suggest you gamble as much as you can now...you can be as rich...as, a rally rich guy. You know like that kid in that movie.
$ 50 on that guy from indecent proposal

did...did you just call me a slut?

did...did you just call me a slut?
Are you?


$100

make it 200$ and i'll make you dreams come true. ;)

$150

Hey legless, I'll donate this half empty bottle of lucozade. You may not get legs but you get some glucose and spit!

fine meet me back in the alley...but don't expect anything on top!

I donate some logs so that if no legs are found Legless can be rolled around on them.

Huzah :fluffle: :fluffle:

MuhOre: I was planning to do something at the bottom :eek: :D

you're breaking my balls here

314,76 and half a bottle of JD

I like JD, so I'll accept your offer. I will also throw in a biscuit barrel with... 3 hobnobs in it. Can't say fairer than that.

Huzah :fluffle: :fluffle:

MuhOre: I was planning to do something at the bottom :eek: :D


eh? What are you talking about... i thought...i thought we were discussing Tsunami Relief Effort? What bottom are you talking about?! O_O

eh? What are you talking about... i thought...i thought we were discussing Tsunami Relief Effort? What bottom are you talking about?! O_O
No way... this is all for ME!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!

The most satisfying part is when somone realises how many people care for them... *Sniff*

The most satisfying part is when somone realises how many people care for them... *Sniff*

*Starts hitting Legless Pirate with a bat*

Die you cheap bastard! Think you can steal all the money eh?! *hits you across the head*

*Starts hitting Legless Pirate with a bat*

Die you cheap bastard! Think you can steal all the money eh?! *hits you across the head*
Auch! Help! I'm being oppressed!

*points to MuhOre*
He likes to hit cripples. Get him!

*Starts hitting Legless Pirate with a bat*

Die you cheap bastard! Think you can steal all the money eh?! *hits you across the head*

*Drops a Burger king store on MuhOre*

Bad!

Auch! Help! I'm being oppressed!

*points to MuhOre*
He likes to hit cripples. Get him!

AUCH!!!

An anonymous caller has just donated us a picture for the fund!

http://www.museums.org.za/bio/images/enb7/enb07470x_pineapple.jpg

I'm delivering the legs now.

http://img81.exs.cx/img81/1808/girlslegs0qm.jpg

*Drops a Burger king store on MuhOre*

Bad!


Yay! Free food! Thanks navy. :)

I'm delivering the legs now.

http://img81.exs.cx/img81/1808/girlslegs0qm.jpg

rowwwww, Legless is gonna be sexay Legs soon. :P

Sexy Legged Pirate...heh.

I'm delivering the legs now.

http://img81.exs.cx/img81/1808/girlslegs0qm.jpg
Do I get the shoes for free?

http://www.bst.ac.jp/bst_kids/upper_box/images/Special%20Event%20snaps/Christmas%201%20-%20How%20many%20Santas%20does%20it%20take%20to%20run%20an%20Upper%20School%20disco%20....jpg
Santas for Legs!

Do I get the shoes for free?

http://www.bst.ac.jp/bst_kids/upper_box/images/Special%20Event%20snaps/Christmas%201%20-%20How%20many%20Santas%20does%20it%20take%20to%20run%20an%20Upper%20School%20disco%20....jpg
Santas for Legs!

Sure, but i want the tights back. And the car.

Do I get the shoes for free?

http://www.bst.ac.jp/bst_kids/upper_box/images/Special%20Event%20snaps/Christmas%201%20-%20How%20many%20Santas%20does%20it%20take%20to%20run%20an%20Upper%20School%20disco%20....jpg
Santas for Legs!
Oh my god! That poor man has a face for a penis! WITH A BEARD!!!! He must be one of those poor souls involved in the recent 'santa transgender trials'. You know, the addition of a third sex - male, female, and santa :D

http://www.bst.ac.jp/bst_kids/upper_box/images/Special%20Event%20snaps/Christmas%201%20-%20How%20many%20Santas%20does%20it%20take%20to%20run%20an%20Upper%20School%20disco%20....jpg
Santas for Legs!
http://www.fscomaha.org/synchro%20santas.jpg
I want these too. :eek:

Ho Ho Ho...

What? They are...maybe. :P

I haven't read the whole thread so I don't know if this has been bought up, but did anyone see that movie 'The saddest music in the world' ? I saw it at a film fest earlier in the year, and even though I was asleep for most of it (seriously, even though it was supposidly quite good, I was fuckin tired that day) I remember that the lady with no legs had some giant glass legs made. Filled with Beer.


Good idea, no?

I haven't read the whole thread so I don't know if this has been bought up, but did anyone see that movie 'The saddest music in the world' ? I saw it at a film fest earlier in the year, and even though I was asleep for most of it (seriously, even though it was supposidly quite good, I was fuckin tired that day) I remember that the lady with no legs had some giant glass legs made. Filled with Beer.


Good idea, no?
*Händels Halleluja sounds from the skies*
"Do you see the Light?"
"Yes. I see the Light"

*Händels Halleluja sounds from the skies*
"Do you see the Light?"
"Yes. I see the Light"
Can I get some giant beer legs too?

*Prepares legs with rusty junior hacksaw*

I'm delivering the legs now.

http://img81.exs.cx/img81/1808/girlslegs0qm.jpg

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