NationStates Jolt Archive


A free gift from me to you.

Newtburg
11-01-2005, 08:32
I'm a generous man so,
free tourniquets for everyone!
huzzah!
Pythagosaurus
11-01-2005, 08:34
Mine looks like a necklace.
Vittos Ordination
11-01-2005, 08:34
I'm a generous man so,
free tourniquets for everyone!
huzzah!

Oh thank you, I thought the bleeding would never end.
Neo-Anarchists
11-01-2005, 08:34
Eww, mine already has blood on it. I wanna clean one!
Newtburg
11-01-2005, 08:41
Eww, mine already has blood on it. I wanna clean one!

you'll take that one and like it.
Pythagosaurus
11-01-2005, 08:45
Eww, mine already has blood on it. I wanna clean one!
Well, the one you have has blood on it. Why don't you clean it?
Vittos Ordination
11-01-2005, 08:50
:confused:

Have I got it on right???

http://i-cias.com/e.o/ill/arab.jpg
Kryozerkia
11-01-2005, 08:51
I'm female, so I don't think I should wear it...
Neo-Anarchists
11-01-2005, 08:59
Well, the one you have has blood on it. Why don't you clean it?
...
Because that was what they'd be expecting me to do!
Can't let them get the better of me!
*puts on bloody tourniquet*
Ha!
I'm beating them!
Jordaxia
11-01-2005, 09:04
...
Because that was what they'd be expecting me to do!
Can't let them get the better of me!
*puts on bloody tourniquet*
Ha!
I'm beating them!

But surely, they, knowing that you are far too inteligent to not know that they want you to do that, would in fact want you to put it on, and so you are currently letting them get the better of you! and they are in fact beating you!
Neo-Anarchists
11-01-2005, 09:07
But surely, they, knowing that you are far too inteligent to not know that they want you to do that, would in fact want you to put it on, and so you are currently letting them get the better of you! and they are in fact beating you!
Tricksy little things, they are...
*notices speading bloodstain on sleeve*
Eww. I'd better wash that.
Rovhaugane
11-01-2005, 10:45
I'm female, so I don't think I should wear it...

I dont quite see how that works.......... how does being female make any effect weather or not you should wear a tourniquet?.
The Imperial Navy
11-01-2005, 10:47
I only wear black. So i'd like a black one please.
The Imperial Navy
11-01-2005, 10:51
But I'm only wearing black until they invent a darker colour.
Shaed
11-01-2005, 11:00
But I'm only wearing black until they invent a darker colour.

My current shirt has "I'll stop wearing black when they invent a darker colour" on it. Luckily no one can accuse me of being goth because said writing is in bright day-glo green.

I don't know what the hell the designers were thinking...
Nevareion
11-01-2005, 11:07
My current shirt has "I'll stop wearing black when they invent a darker colour" on it. Luckily no one can accuse me of being goth because said writing is in bright day-glo green.

I don't know what the hell the designers were thinking...
Shame it can't be written in day-glo black :)
The Imperial Navy
11-01-2005, 11:12
Ah, the Goth. Another steriotypical class created by the masses. Everyone is their own person, whether they believe it or not.
Nevareion
11-01-2005, 11:14
Ah, the Goth. Another steriotypical class created by the masses. Everyone is their own person, whether they believe it or not.
All together now:

We are all our own person, whether we believe it or not.


:D
The Imperial Navy
11-01-2005, 11:16
All together now:

We are all our own person, whether we believe it or not.


:D

:D :D :D :D
Rovhaugane
11-01-2005, 11:19
Joins in singing and starts stripping off......................... sorry am I getting alittle carried away?
Nevareion
11-01-2005, 11:20
Joins in singing and starts stripping off......................... sorry am I getting alittle carried away?
Possibly.
The Imperial Navy
11-01-2005, 11:22
Joins in singing and starts stripping off......................... sorry am I getting alittle carried away?

We won't complain if you PUT SOME CLOTHES ON! GAHHH!
Nevareion
11-01-2005, 11:29
Or at least put on one of the free tourniquets.
Rovhaugane
11-01-2005, 11:46
I thought you liked my body *licks armpit* guess not eh.. your loss......
*puts fluffy pink panties back on* is that better?
Belperia
11-01-2005, 11:51
This is too tight.
Shaed
11-01-2005, 11:52
Shame it can't be written in day-glo black :)

Well, they could have done the whole 'black ink + black shirt = novelty t-shirt' thing. But I'm glad they didn't, since then there'd be no delicious irony.

Mmmmiron-y.

-----
Shaed - specialist in lame puns since everyone can remember.
Or, at least, after she hits them over the head it will be since as long as they can remember.
Shaed
11-01-2005, 11:53
All together now:

We are all our own person, whether we believe it or not.


:D

I am unique, just like everyone else.

Or possibly, "I am unique, just like everyone else (who uses this phrase and feels smart for no reason)"
The Imperial Navy
11-01-2005, 11:56
I am unique, just like everyone else.

Or possibly, "I am unique, just like everyone else (who uses this phrase and feels smart for no reason)"

Not a bad joke is it? It's the ultimate paradox.
Nevareion
11-01-2005, 12:10
Not a bad joke is it? It's the ultimate paradox.
Even better it is also true. There is no such thing as the human genome as every single one of us has a unique genome. At the same time we are all one type of human being with a genetic code that is 99.5% the same as all the other humans. Cool huh!
Its this kind of thing that makes me wander about going wow and bumping into things. :D

I may be a danger to myself and others :eek: