NationStates Jolt Archive


Very Cool Game

Vittos Ordination
11-01-2005, 07:58
Squares (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/squares.html)

This may be an old one, but I just found it and thought it was pretty cool.
Neo-Anarchists
11-01-2005, 08:02
Squares (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/squares.html)

This may be an old one, but I just found it and thought it was pretty cool.
:eek:
That is so cool!
I have no idea what it *is* exactly, but it still rocks!
Vittos Ordination
11-01-2005, 08:03
I got up to 7000 and all the squares were going absolutely crazy.

I think I could play this for hours.
Neo-Anarchists
11-01-2005, 08:04
I got up to 7000 and all the squares were going absolutely crazy.

I think I could play this for hours.
This is addictive!
We need more kind of abstract games like this, I haven't seen anything quite like it before.
Adrian Barbeau-Bot
11-01-2005, 08:05
thank you.. for reintroducing me to one of the most addicting games i've played in along time. at one point i had a really long game going, all screwed up cause of a sneeze.

i am about to play again, probably miss school, work, and everything else tomorrow. i hope your happy with yourself.
Jordaxia
11-01-2005, 08:06
whoa. This is exactly what I need to keep me awake.

Have twelvety points on the house. When you have eighty-ten, you get a car. Not bad, eh?

Hm... It'd be easier if I could tell the colours apart a little better.
Neo-Anarchists
11-01-2005, 08:07
thank you.. for reintroducing me to one of the most addicting games i've played in along time. at one point i had a really long game going, all screwed up cause of a sneeze.

i am about to play again, probably miss school, work, and everything else tomorrow. i hope your happy with yourself.
It's like heroin in red-and-black square format!
Adrian Barbeau-Bot
11-01-2005, 08:09
It's like heroin in red-and-black square format!

im..so..cold.... squares.... everywere.... flying squares...
Vittos Ordination
11-01-2005, 08:09
It's like heroin in red-and-black square format!

Papa needs his fix...PAPA NEEDS HIS FIX.
Newtburg
11-01-2005, 08:10
someone should set your hands and feet on fire.
Jordaxia
11-01-2005, 08:10
im..so..cold.... squares.... everywere.... flying squares...

Serves you right.

Perhaps we should wean you off onto decreasingly addictive substances? I'll write you out a prescription for everquest. Take that for three months, then get back to me.
Neo-Anarchists
11-01-2005, 08:11
Papa needs his fix...PAPA NEEDS HIS FIX.
You know what I wanna know?
Why I have needle marks on my arm.
I know they're needle marks, but I have no idea where they came from. Much less 7 of them...

Did I fall asleep wearing a shirt with pins still in?
Neo-Anarchists
11-01-2005, 08:11
Serves you right.

Perhaps we should wean you off onto decreasingly addictive substances? I'll write you out a prescription for everquest. Take that for three months, then get back to me.
Hell, just shove him some coke, that'll do less damage in the long run!
:p
Vittos Ordination
11-01-2005, 08:12
ooohhhhhh yeeeaaaahhhhh......mini square....oohhhhhhhhhhh
Neo-Anarchists
11-01-2005, 08:14
ooohhhhhh yeeeaaaahhhhh......mini square....oohhhhhhhhhhh
Ohhhhhhh! I'm invincible! I'm on top of the world!
Till that little guage runs out...
:p
Jordaxia
11-01-2005, 08:14
Hell, just shove him some coke, that'll do less damage in the long run!
:p

Yeah, but I can only get my kicks out of watching him rocking back and forth for so long with Coke. But with Everquest... *cracks knuckles*...
I can always make sure I have some entertainment. Strategic file loss, or people who steal the item you've spent the last half year searching for. You can't get that from just a boring old chemical.
Neo-Anarchists
11-01-2005, 08:15
Yeah, but I can only get my kicks out of watching him rocking back and forth for so long with Coke. But with Everquest... *cracks knuckles*...
I can always make sure I have some entertainment. Strategic file loss, or people who steal the item you've spent the last half year searching for. You can't get that from just a boring old chemical.
:D
You have a point!
*cackles evilly*
Adrian Barbeau-Bot
11-01-2005, 08:16
Serves you right.

Perhaps we should wean you off onto decreasingly addictive substances? I'll write you out a prescription for everquest. Take that for three months, then get back to me.

haha, damn everquest. one of those games that took alot time away from my life. the top two being morrowind and neverwinter nights, both of which are coming out with new ones moderatly soon. if you dont see me for a year or so, you know what happened. i overdosed on the elderscrolls and neverwinter nights.
Newtburg
11-01-2005, 08:16
Ok enough with the drug stuff, I highly doubt any of you have even done any.
Other then possibly pot, and that doesn't really count now does it.
Neo-Anarchists
11-01-2005, 08:18
ok enough with the drug stuff, I highly doubt any of you have even done any.
other then possibley pot, and that doesn't really count now does it.
...
Hasn't everybody at least slammed a bottle of Robitussin just to see what it's like?

Or is everybody I know just fucked up?

EDIT:
Hey wait...
What does if we've done them have to do with making jokes about them?
:confused:
Vittos Ordination
11-01-2005, 08:18
ok enough with the drug stuff, I highly doubt any of you have even done any.
other then possibley pot, and that doesn't really count now does it.

Why does it matter, Mr Buzzkill?

Now, I must get back so I can reach 10,000 points, Lord MiniSquare demands it.
Bedou
11-01-2005, 08:19
4300 is the bst I could do.
Jordaxia
11-01-2005, 08:19
ok enough with the drug stuff, I highly doubt any of you have even done any.
other then possibley pot, and that doesn't really count now does it.

No, I haven't. Not even pot. Am I not allowed to make addiction related jokes now? You'll forgive me if I don't take any real notice.

I think... that those little red squares will haunt me for a few months. I'm going to be doing something vitally important, like saving the world, and I'll be dodging small red squares as I do it. At least the villain will be confused as I dance towards him.
Neo-Anarchists
11-01-2005, 08:19
Why does it matter, Mr Buzzkill?

Now, I must get back so I can reach 10,000 points, Lord MiniSquare demands it.
That seemed inordinately funny, in a discussion alluding to drug use, but now that I look at it again, it wasn't as funny as I thought.

Meh.
Newtburg
11-01-2005, 08:20
Why does it matter, Mr Buzzkill?

Now, I must get back so I can reach 10,000 points, Lord MiniSquare demands it.

cause i'm a sad panda and you should be to, sad panda

panda
Vittos Ordination
11-01-2005, 08:22
cause i'm a sad panda and you should be to, sad panda

panda

I cannot have two masters, Lord MiniSquare shall crush sad panda.
Neo-Anarchists
11-01-2005, 08:23
cause i'm a sad panda and you should be to, sad panda

panda
I was going to say something, but I'm not sure if it would be a good idea or not...

Aww, what the hell. I was gonna say "Sad panda? Wanna be a happy panda? *opens pill bottle*
Adrian Barbeau-Bot
11-01-2005, 08:24
That seemed inordinately funny, in a discussion alluding to drug use, but now that I look at it again, it wasn't as funny as I thought.

Meh.

if you say it in a really sarcastic voice, it becomes funny again. try it out loud.
Vittos Ordination
11-01-2005, 08:24
7,804

Why must I toil in mediocrity??!!!!!!
Newtburg
11-01-2005, 08:25
7,804

Why must I toil in mediocrity??!!!!!!

accept the panda, you shall have victory.
Neo-Anarchists
11-01-2005, 08:26
if you say it in a really sarcastic voice, it becomes funny again. try it out loud.
Actually, it gets really funny when you *try* to say it out loud but stop halfway through after tripping over half the sentence. As I just learned...

Damn, I'm incoherent enough without being smacked out of this dimension.
The Lightning Star
11-01-2005, 08:28
Thanks, Vittos, for showing me something that will take up the last free third of my life(the other two are filled by Nationstates and World of Warcraft.)
Jordaxia
11-01-2005, 08:29
Erf. I've always been really bad at these games. But it's so addictive! Damn.
Vittos Ordination
11-01-2005, 08:29
accept the panda, you shall have victory.

I have seen the way of the Panda, interlaced in black and white, fighting the red horde. It has come to guide my mouse in my pursuit of the full black square, and my mouse shall follow.
New Kanteletar
11-01-2005, 08:36
haha, damn everquest. one of those games that took alot time away from my life. the top two being morrowind and neverwinter nights, both of which are coming out with new ones moderatly soon. if you dont see me for a year or so, you know what happened. i overdosed on the elderscrolls and neverwinter nights.
Another survivor *sniff*. Want to be my sponsor when Oblivion comes out? :D
The Lightning Star
11-01-2005, 08:36
I have seen the way of the Panda, interlaced in black and white, fighting the red horde. It has come to guide my mouse in my pursuit of the full black square, and my mouse shall follow.

It has been four minutes since the mortal shapes banded together against the might of the blue screen. Although Ebaums world was saved, the tenuous pact has all but evaporated. Red squares fly all around the screen, and you must lead the black squares to victory. The clicks of war thunder once again.
ChidorinoAka
11-01-2005, 08:39
Clickmazes (http://www.clickmazes.com) has a lot of great, frustratingly awesome games.

As for the squares one, I'm entirely hooked.
Jordaxia
11-01-2005, 08:39
I'm really not sure if I should play this game. I do tend to get frustrated rather easily, and I can tell that if I was to do really well then hit a red square, I might end up owing someone a new pc. (I broke my watch when I smashed my fist against a wall because I was losing at Blitzkrieg, and it's a lot slower paced than this. I can feel my blood pressure rising already.
Neo-Anarchists
11-01-2005, 08:41
I'm really not sure if I should play this game. I do tend to get frustrated rather easily, and I can tell that if I was to do really well then hit a red square, I might end up owing someone a new pc. (I broke my watch when I smashed my fist against a wall because I was losing at Blitzkrieg, and it's a lot slower paced than this. I can feel my blood pressure rising already.
:(
You need a hug.
:fluffle:
Adrian Barbeau-Bot
11-01-2005, 08:43
Another survivor *sniff*. Want to be my sponsor when Oblivion comes out? :D

of course.

maybe we should help out each other, with the greatest addiction ever... nah, im playing elderscrolls, and nobody can stop me.

by the way, have you seen those graphics?! im gonna need a new video card
Jordaxia
11-01-2005, 08:45
:(
You need a hug.
:fluffle:

2 in one day! I'm going up in the world.
Still, the real fun part of my day begins when I end up at uni, having not slept at all the last two nights, and am expected to think! Now that'll be entertainment for everyone who isn't me, and I'll be entertained by it when my brain works enough to manage that.

Perhaps I should start writing again. Ramble ramble ramble.
Vittos Ordination
11-01-2005, 08:46
It has been four minutes since the mortal shapes banded together against the might of the blue screen. Although Ebaums world was saved, the tenuous pact has all but evaporated. Red squares fly all around the screen, and you must lead the black squares to victory. The clicks of war thunder once again.

Beyond a sign bearing the words "try again" a battle rages. A lone warrior, immersed in battle, flies across the white plain, growing with the strength of his black brethren. The battle intensifies. 2000.....3000..... He grows and grows fed by the energy of the battle....4000....5000.... Surely nothing can stop his conquest!.....6000!.....7000!!

A lone red box is seen streaking the plain. In a moment of horror, our hero turns to see that he is trapped and all is lost. As he is pierced he crumples. Falling he feels the pangs of death, but he smiles to himself. He knows the fight will continue.
New Kanteletar
11-01-2005, 09:00
I broke 11000. All hail me. :cool:
Vittos Ordination
11-01-2005, 09:02
I broke 11000. All hail me. :cool:

Screw you, you cheated.
The Lightning Star
11-01-2005, 09:03
I broke 11000. All hail me. :cool:

HEIL HERR KANTELETAR!
Neo-Anarchists
11-01-2005, 09:05
HEIL HERR KANTELETAR!
Err...
Da? Nyet?
Dammit, wrong language.
New Kanteletar
11-01-2005, 09:05
Screw you, you cheated.
Got a screenshot.
Vittos Ordination
11-01-2005, 09:08
Got a screenshot.

How do you do that?
New Kanteletar
11-01-2005, 09:08
How do you do that?
Hit the print screen key, then open up paint and hit ctrl-v (or paste from the edit menu)
Neo-Anarchists
11-01-2005, 09:08
How do you do that?
The 'Print Screen' key.

EDIT:
Grr, I'm a bit late.
:(
Peruvilantonica
11-01-2005, 09:13
Serves you right.

Perhaps we should wean you off onto decreasingly addictive substances? I'll write you out a prescription for everquest. Take that for three months, then get back to me.


Oh God, I am trying to use NationStates to get off EQ! I'm doing it all wrong...
Vittos Ordination
11-01-2005, 09:15
10,847!!!

A personal record.
Jordaxia
11-01-2005, 09:19
8,760... My best... But it just moves too quickly, and the box gets too plumpus.

I'll win, one day! The key to high scores seems to be listening to "what is Dobbs town"
Cahoona
11-01-2005, 09:19
9121 ...............squares...............red....squares.....everywhere......send help..............too...........................late..............
Neo-Anarchists
11-01-2005, 09:22
8,760... My best... But it just moves too quickly, and the box gets too plumpus.

I'll win, one day! The key to high scores seems to be listening to "what is Dobbs town"
It's the subliminuminal messages.
Yeah, subuminous... sublimate... subluminum...
That.
Adrian Barbeau-Bot
11-01-2005, 09:22
i bet your really proud of yourself Vittos... look what you have done to all of us... MY ARM IS SHAKING!!

your worse then a crack dealer
Jordaxia
11-01-2005, 09:23
i bet your really proud of yourself Vittos... look what you have done to all of us... MY ARM IS SHAKING!!

your worse then a crack dealer

Yeah, I'm shaking all over, but that's from the blood moving. I think I hit four beats per minute there, which is four times the average for lethargic ol' me.


I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY!
Adrian Barbeau-Bot
11-01-2005, 09:26
i think that if teachers were to use this in school to show the evils of addiction, there would be less drug addicted kids. and they'd have alot better reaction times.
New Kanteletar
11-01-2005, 09:37
Damn you Vittos Ordination, I was supposed to be in bed an hour ago *shakes fist threateningly*
Pantylvania
11-01-2005, 10:00
20,054

150 squares

if you get about 10,000, get an invincibility, and then get another invincibility a little while after that, you can end up with 20,054
Adrian Barbeau-Bot
11-01-2005, 10:09
20,054

150 squares

if you get about 10,000, get an invincibility, and then get another invincibility a little while after that, you can end up with 20,054

screenshot? kinda like this one.

high score (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v514/abaddon03/Bryce%20-%20Funny/high_score.bmp)

yes, i actually did that on purpose... no, seriously, i did.
Grave_n_idle
11-01-2005, 10:51
8079 Points... and then my eyeballs dried up.
The Imperial Navy
11-01-2005, 11:08
8759!!!
Vittos Ordination
11-01-2005, 11:20
Yes, my pets, play the game, lead the black square

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Now you are trapped under the spell.

It is like the lamb to the slaughter.
The Imperial Navy
11-01-2005, 11:23
Whatcha talking about? That was my one and only attempt at the game. It's rather boring, but not a bad score for a first try.
Vittos Ordination
11-01-2005, 11:28
Whatcha talking about? That was my one and only attempt at the game. It's rather boring, but not a bad score for a first try.

You are obviously not a cool person, because all the cool people are doing it.
The Imperial Navy
11-01-2005, 11:29
You are obviously not a cool person, because all the cool people are doing it.

What is it with all these steriotypical impressions?
Vittos Ordination
11-01-2005, 11:31
What is it with all these steriotypical impressions?

Stereotypical impressions? It is a well documented scientific fact that cool people love squares. If you don't love that game, well, there is only one conclusion that I can draw.
The Imperial Navy
11-01-2005, 11:33
Stereotypical impressions? It is a well documented scientific fact that cool people love squares. If you don't love that game, well, there is only one conclusion that I can draw.

When I begin my new world order, I'll have you executed first.

There is no definition of "Cool." You simply live on this planet pointlessly.
Vittos Ordination
11-01-2005, 11:35
When I begin my new world order, I'll have you executed first.

There is no definition of "Cool." You simply live on this planet pointlessly.

When Jesus comes down and opens up the Kingdom of Cool for us, you shall be cast down with the accountants and librarians. The uncool accountants and librarians.
The Imperial Navy
11-01-2005, 11:36
When Jesus comes down and opens up the Kingdom of Cool for us, you shall be cast down with the accountants and librarians. The uncool accountants and librarians.

Go and burn in the firey pits of Arms, you snozzgoogler!
Belperia
11-01-2005, 11:38
For days now I've been suspecting my mouse is shit. The left-click doble-clicks automatically which closes my tabs I'm clicking on in SlimBrowser, and the right-click doesn't work unless it feels like it. Moving the pointer around the screen is a mission in itself. I'm not afraid to admit I failed to get even 900 points on the game before rage too a hold of me and I had to go get something calming - the good ol' cup of tea. :headbang:
Vittos Ordination
11-01-2005, 15:12
bumpity-bump-bump
The Lightning Star
11-01-2005, 17:58
...It's rather boring...

HEATHEN!!!!
The Lightning Star
11-01-2005, 18:08
I've found another really addictive game! From the same site! And it features red and black shapes.

Avalanche (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/avalanche.html)
Vittos Ordination
11-01-2005, 18:11
I've found another really addictive game! From the same site! And it features red and black shapes.

Avalanche (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/avalanche.html)

I am at work and I have a rollerball mouse that sucks. These games are ridiculously hard now. :mad:
The Lightning Star
11-01-2005, 18:14
I am at work and I have a rollerball mouse that sucks. These games are ridiculously hard now. :mad:

Hah hah! You are at work!

Wait a sec... if you are using Nationstates then aren't you slacking off?
Vittos Ordination
11-01-2005, 18:20
Hah hah! You are at work!

Wait a sec... if you are using Nationstates then aren't you slacking off?

Yes, but I get my work done.

Eventually.
The Lightning Star
11-01-2005, 20:37
Yes, but I get my work done.

Eventually.

lol
Aerou
11-01-2005, 21:13
Papa needs his fix...PAPA NEEDS HIS FIX.

Haha that reminds me of SeaLab...."Daddy needs his medicine" heh....

This game is a lot of fun, just what I needed since its snowing and cold outside.
Vittos Ordination
11-01-2005, 21:17
Haha that reminds me of SeaLab...."Daddy needs his medicine" heh....

This game is a lot of fun, just what I needed since its snowing and cold outside.

Hahaha....I was actually going to post something about being commanded by Mardok, but I didn't think enough people would get the reference.
Santa Barbara
11-01-2005, 21:22
Me likes. I hate the avalanch one though, it taunts unecessarily.

"You suck. Not as much as your mom, but you suck. You really suck. No skill. NO skill. Stop playing and go put a bullet in your head. Jesus!"
Aerou
11-01-2005, 21:27
Hahaha....I was actually going to post something about being commanded by Mardok, but I didn't think enough people would get the reference.

Mardok so totally rules, haha.
Vittos Ordination
11-01-2005, 21:49
Mardok so totally rules, haha.

He so totally does.