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Squares (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/squares.html)

This may be an old one, but I just found it and thought it was pretty cool.

Squares (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/squares.html)

This may be an old one, but I just found it and thought it was pretty cool.
:eek:
That is so cool!
I have no idea what it *is* exactly, but it still rocks!

I got up to 7000 and all the squares were going absolutely crazy.

I think I could play this for hours.

I got up to 7000 and all the squares were going absolutely crazy.

I think I could play this for hours.
This is addictive!
We need more kind of abstract games like this, I haven't seen anything quite like it before.

thank you.. for reintroducing me to one of the most addicting games i've played in along time. at one point i had a really long game going, all screwed up cause of a sneeze.

i am about to play again, probably miss school, work, and everything else tomorrow. i hope your happy with yourself.

whoa. This is exactly what I need to keep me awake.

Have twelvety points on the house. When you have eighty-ten, you get a car. Not bad, eh?

Hm... It'd be easier if I could tell the colours apart a little better.

thank you.. for reintroducing me to one of the most addicting games i've played in along time. at one point i had a really long game going, all screwed up cause of a sneeze.

i am about to play again, probably miss school, work, and everything else tomorrow. i hope your happy with yourself.
It's like heroin in red-and-black square format!

It's like heroin in red-and-black square format!

im..so..cold.... squares.... everywere.... flying squares...

It's like heroin in red-and-black square format!

Papa needs his fix...PAPA NEEDS HIS FIX.

someone should set your hands and feet on fire.

im..so..cold.... squares.... everywere.... flying squares...

Serves you right.

Perhaps we should wean you off onto decreasingly addictive substances? I'll write you out a prescription for everquest. Take that for three months, then get back to me.

Papa needs his fix...PAPA NEEDS HIS FIX.
You know what I wanna know?
Why I have needle marks on my arm.
I know they're needle marks, but I have no idea where they came from. Much less 7 of them...

Did I fall asleep wearing a shirt with pins still in?

Serves you right.

Perhaps we should wean you off onto decreasingly addictive substances? I'll write you out a prescription for everquest. Take that for three months, then get back to me.
Hell, just shove him some coke, that'll do less damage in the long run!
:p

ooohhhhhh yeeeaaaahhhhh......mini square....oohhhhhhhhhhh

ooohhhhhh yeeeaaaahhhhh......mini square....oohhhhhhhhhhh
Ohhhhhhh! I'm invincible! I'm on top of the world!
Till that little guage runs out...
:p

Hell, just shove him some coke, that'll do less damage in the long run!
:p

Yeah, but I can only get my kicks out of watching him rocking back and forth for so long with Coke. But with Everquest... *cracks knuckles*...
I can always make sure I have some entertainment. Strategic file loss, or people who steal the item you've spent the last half year searching for. You can't get that from just a boring old chemical.

Yeah, but I can only get my kicks out of watching him rocking back and forth for so long with Coke. But with Everquest... *cracks knuckles*...
I can always make sure I have some entertainment. Strategic file loss, or people who steal the item you've spent the last half year searching for. You can't get that from just a boring old chemical.
:D
You have a point!
*cackles evilly*

Serves you right.

Perhaps we should wean you off onto decreasingly addictive substances? I'll write you out a prescription for everquest. Take that for three months, then get back to me.

haha, damn everquest. one of those games that took alot time away from my life. the top two being morrowind and neverwinter nights, both of which are coming out with new ones moderatly soon. if you dont see me for a year or so, you know what happened. i overdosed on the elderscrolls and neverwinter nights.

Ok enough with the drug stuff, I highly doubt any of you have even done any.
Other then possibly pot, and that doesn't really count now does it.

ok enough with the drug stuff, I highly doubt any of you have even done any.
other then possibley pot, and that doesn't really count now does it.
...
Hasn't everybody at least slammed a bottle of Robitussin just to see what it's like?

Or is everybody I know just fucked up?

EDIT:
Hey wait...
What does if we've done them have to do with making jokes about them?
:confused:

ok enough with the drug stuff, I highly doubt any of you have even done any.
other then possibley pot, and that doesn't really count now does it.

Why does it matter, Mr Buzzkill?

Now, I must get back so I can reach 10,000 points, Lord MiniSquare demands it.

4300 is the bst I could do.

ok enough with the drug stuff, I highly doubt any of you have even done any.
other then possibley pot, and that doesn't really count now does it.

No, I haven't. Not even pot. Am I not allowed to make addiction related jokes now? You'll forgive me if I don't take any real notice.

I think... that those little red squares will haunt me for a few months. I'm going to be doing something vitally important, like saving the world, and I'll be dodging small red squares as I do it. At least the villain will be confused as I dance towards him.

Why does it matter, Mr Buzzkill?

Now, I must get back so I can reach 10,000 points, Lord MiniSquare demands it.
That seemed inordinately funny, in a discussion alluding to drug use, but now that I look at it again, it wasn't as funny as I thought.

Meh.

Why does it matter, Mr Buzzkill?

Now, I must get back so I can reach 10,000 points, Lord MiniSquare demands it.

cause i'm a sad panda and you should be to, sad panda

panda

cause i'm a sad panda and you should be to, sad panda

panda

I cannot have two masters, Lord MiniSquare shall crush sad panda.

cause i'm a sad panda and you should be to, sad panda

panda
I was going to say something, but I'm not sure if it would be a good idea or not...

Aww, what the hell. I was gonna say "Sad panda? Wanna be a happy panda? *opens pill bottle*

That seemed inordinately funny, in a discussion alluding to drug use, but now that I look at it again, it wasn't as funny as I thought.

Meh.

if you say it in a really sarcastic voice, it becomes funny again. try it out loud.

7,804

Why must I toil in mediocrity??!!!!!!

7,804

Why must I toil in mediocrity??!!!!!!

accept the panda, you shall have victory.

if you say it in a really sarcastic voice, it becomes funny again. try it out loud.
Actually, it gets really funny when you *try* to say it out loud but stop halfway through after tripping over half the sentence. As I just learned...

Damn, I'm incoherent enough without being smacked out of this dimension.

Thanks, Vittos, for showing me something that will take up the last free third of my life(the other two are filled by Nationstates and World of Warcraft.)

Erf. I've always been really bad at these games. But it's so addictive! Damn.

accept the panda, you shall have victory.

I have seen the way of the Panda, interlaced in black and white, fighting the red horde. It has come to guide my mouse in my pursuit of the full black square, and my mouse shall follow.

haha, damn everquest. one of those games that took alot time away from my life. the top two being morrowind and neverwinter nights, both of which are coming out with new ones moderatly soon. if you dont see me for a year or so, you know what happened. i overdosed on the elderscrolls and neverwinter nights.
Another survivor *sniff*. Want to be my sponsor when Oblivion comes out? :D

I have seen the way of the Panda, interlaced in black and white, fighting the red horde. It has come to guide my mouse in my pursuit of the full black square, and my mouse shall follow.

It has been four minutes since the mortal shapes banded together against the might of the blue screen. Although Ebaums world was saved, the tenuous pact has all but evaporated. Red squares fly all around the screen, and you must lead the black squares to victory. The clicks of war thunder once again.

Clickmazes (http://www.clickmazes.com) has a lot of great, frustratingly awesome games.

As for the squares one, I'm entirely hooked.

I'm really not sure if I should play this game. I do tend to get frustrated rather easily, and I can tell that if I was to do really well then hit a red square, I might end up owing someone a new pc. (I broke my watch when I smashed my fist against a wall because I was losing at Blitzkrieg, and it's a lot slower paced than this. I can feel my blood pressure rising already.

I'm really not sure if I should play this game. I do tend to get frustrated rather easily, and I can tell that if I was to do really well then hit a red square, I might end up owing someone a new pc. (I broke my watch when I smashed my fist against a wall because I was losing at Blitzkrieg, and it's a lot slower paced than this. I can feel my blood pressure rising already.
:(
You need a hug.
:fluffle:

Another survivor *sniff*. Want to be my sponsor when Oblivion comes out? :D

of course.

maybe we should help out each other, with the greatest addiction ever... nah, im playing elderscrolls, and nobody can stop me.

by the way, have you seen those graphics?! im gonna need a new video card

:(
You need a hug.
:fluffle:

2 in one day! I'm going up in the world.
Still, the real fun part of my day begins when I end up at uni, having not slept at all the last two nights, and am expected to think! Now that'll be entertainment for everyone who isn't me, and I'll be entertained by it when my brain works enough to manage that.

Perhaps I should start writing again. Ramble ramble ramble.

It has been four minutes since the mortal shapes banded together against the might of the blue screen. Although Ebaums world was saved, the tenuous pact has all but evaporated. Red squares fly all around the screen, and you must lead the black squares to victory. The clicks of war thunder once again.

Beyond a sign bearing the words "try again" a battle rages. A lone warrior, immersed in battle, flies across the white plain, growing with the strength of his black brethren. The battle intensifies. 2000.....3000..... He grows and grows fed by the energy of the battle....4000....5000.... Surely nothing can stop his conquest!.....6000!.....7000!!

A lone red box is seen streaking the plain. In a moment of horror, our hero turns to see that he is trapped and all is lost. As he is pierced he crumples. Falling he feels the pangs of death, but he smiles to himself. He knows the fight will continue.

I broke 11000. All hail me. :cool:

I broke 11000. All hail me. :cool:

Screw you, you cheated.

I broke 11000. All hail me. :cool:

HEIL HERR KANTELETAR!

HEIL HERR KANTELETAR!
Err...
Da? Nyet?
Dammit, wrong language.

Screw you, you cheated.
Got a screenshot.

Got a screenshot.

How do you do that?

How do you do that?
Hit the print screen key, then open up paint and hit ctrl-v (or paste from the edit menu)

How do you do that?
The 'Print Screen' key.

EDIT:
Grr, I'm a bit late.
:(

Serves you right.

Perhaps we should wean you off onto decreasingly addictive substances? I'll write you out a prescription for everquest. Take that for three months, then get back to me.


Oh God, I am trying to use NationStates to get off EQ! I'm doing it all wrong...

10,847!!!

A personal record.

8,760... My best... But it just moves too quickly, and the box gets too plumpus.

I'll win, one day! The key to high scores seems to be listening to "what is Dobbs town"

9121 ...............squares...............red....squares.....everywhere......send help..............too...........................late..............

8,760... My best... But it just moves too quickly, and the box gets too plumpus.

I'll win, one day! The key to high scores seems to be listening to "what is Dobbs town"
It's the subliminuminal messages.
Yeah, subuminous... sublimate... subluminum...
That.

i bet your really proud of yourself Vittos... look what you have done to all of us... MY ARM IS SHAKING!!

your worse then a crack dealer

i bet your really proud of yourself Vittos... look what you have done to all of us... MY ARM IS SHAKING!!

your worse then a crack dealer

Yeah, I'm shaking all over, but that's from the blood moving. I think I hit four beats per minute there, which is four times the average for lethargic ol' me.


I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY!

i think that if teachers were to use this in school to show the evils of addiction, there would be less drug addicted kids. and they'd have alot better reaction times.

Damn you Vittos Ordination, I was supposed to be in bed an hour ago *shakes fist threateningly*

20,054

150 squares

if you get about 10,000, get an invincibility, and then get another invincibility a little while after that, you can end up with 20,054

20,054

150 squares

if you get about 10,000, get an invincibility, and then get another invincibility a little while after that, you can end up with 20,054

screenshot? kinda like this one.

high score (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v514/abaddon03/Bryce%20-%20Funny/high_score.bmp)

yes, i actually did that on purpose... no, seriously, i did.

8079 Points... and then my eyeballs dried up.

8759!!!

Yes, my pets, play the game, lead the black square

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Now you are trapped under the spell.

It is like the lamb to the slaughter.

Whatcha talking about? That was my one and only attempt at the game. It's rather boring, but not a bad score for a first try.

Whatcha talking about? That was my one and only attempt at the game. It's rather boring, but not a bad score for a first try.

You are obviously not a cool person, because all the cool people are doing it.

You are obviously not a cool person, because all the cool people are doing it.

What is it with all these steriotypical impressions?

What is it with all these steriotypical impressions?

Stereotypical impressions? It is a well documented scientific fact that cool people love squares. If you don't love that game, well, there is only one conclusion that I can draw.

Stereotypical impressions? It is a well documented scientific fact that cool people love squares. If you don't love that game, well, there is only one conclusion that I can draw.

When I begin my new world order, I'll have you executed first.

There is no definition of "Cool." You simply live on this planet pointlessly.

When I begin my new world order, I'll have you executed first.

There is no definition of "Cool." You simply live on this planet pointlessly.

When Jesus comes down and opens up the Kingdom of Cool for us, you shall be cast down with the accountants and librarians. The uncool accountants and librarians.

When Jesus comes down and opens up the Kingdom of Cool for us, you shall be cast down with the accountants and librarians. The uncool accountants and librarians.

Go and burn in the firey pits of Arms, you snozzgoogler!

For days now I've been suspecting my mouse is shit. The left-click doble-clicks automatically which closes my tabs I'm clicking on in SlimBrowser, and the right-click doesn't work unless it feels like it. Moving the pointer around the screen is a mission in itself. I'm not afraid to admit I failed to get even 900 points on the game before rage too a hold of me and I had to go get something calming - the good ol' cup of tea. :headbang:

bumpity-bump-bump

...It's rather boring...

HEATHEN!!!!

I've found another really addictive game! From the same site! And it features red and black shapes.

Avalanche (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/avalanche.html)

I've found another really addictive game! From the same site! And it features red and black shapes.

Avalanche (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/avalanche.html)

I am at work and I have a rollerball mouse that sucks. These games are ridiculously hard now. :mad:

I am at work and I have a rollerball mouse that sucks. These games are ridiculously hard now. :mad:

Hah hah! You are at work!

Wait a sec... if you are using Nationstates then aren't you slacking off?

Hah hah! You are at work!

Wait a sec... if you are using Nationstates then aren't you slacking off?

Yes, but I get my work done.

Eventually.

Yes, but I get my work done.

Eventually.

lol

Papa needs his fix...PAPA NEEDS HIS FIX.

Haha that reminds me of SeaLab...."Daddy needs his medicine" heh....

This game is a lot of fun, just what I needed since its snowing and cold outside.

Haha that reminds me of SeaLab...."Daddy needs his medicine" heh....

This game is a lot of fun, just what I needed since its snowing and cold outside.

Hahaha....I was actually going to post something about being commanded by Mardok, but I didn't think enough people would get the reference.

Me likes. I hate the avalanch one though, it taunts unecessarily.

"You suck. Not as much as your mom, but you suck. You really suck. No skill. NO skill. Stop playing and go put a bullet in your head. Jesus!"

Hahaha....I was actually going to post something about being commanded by Mardok, but I didn't think enough people would get the reference.

Mardok so totally rules, haha.

Mardok so totally rules, haha.

He so totally does.