Rules for Living on the Left
Cuz I thought that the only way to prevent flames from being thrown around, is to have another liberal diss his own people!
I'll try to be funny :)
1. You somehow manage to justify killing babies, but can't hold your ground on why prisoners should never be killed
2. You don't believe in guns, you believe in whistles
3. You don't mind putting the entire country in economic peril, so long as the people are happy
4. You don't care about what other nations say or do, unless they are pointing nuclear weapons at your door, in which you make a formal complaint against them at the next U.N. meeting
5. You encourage gays to make out on live national T.V. On Fox News if possible
6. You give minorities more rights than whites
7. You slap every child that DARES to utter the word "God" in class
8. You refuse to fight any war UNLESS you have the support of every nation in the world. That includes the one your fighting against. You don't want to piss them off too.
9. You refuse to use bombs, you prefer Hallmark postcards that say "Sorry to hear your being invaded"
and....that's it. It's hard work. Crap, an entire 2 MINUTES!
BLARGistania
11-01-2005, 07:02
I love being sterotyped. ;)
I love being sterotyped. ;)
so long as everyone gets that I'm also lefty
Well I can defend why prisoners should not be killed... but other than that... yeah sounds right.
BLARGistania
11-01-2005, 07:11
It's just the other side to my "Rules for Living on the Right" post.
It's just the other side to my "Rules for Living on the Right" post.
I didn't reference to it for ideas, these were based on my own
I don't even remember what you said in it anymore
Kryozerkia
11-01-2005, 07:36
Very nice. ^_^ slightly amusing...
The Doors Corporation
11-01-2005, 08:47
so true. Damn leftists. Me and my frigging Christian fundamentalist terrorist friends gonna put a cap in all ya'll heads...haahahha
(1)boo! I said Christian, how much are you going to sue me for pushing the word Christian on everyone who reads this post?
(2)I am black. Ok? I am not african american you PC leftists. I am a black american, you are a white american. When I get a citizenship to a country in Africa, then you can say I am an African American..but I and my past 6 generations of family have all been born in AMERICA. Oh, and stop pitying my people.
Pantylvania
11-01-2005, 10:04
3. You don't mind putting the entire country in economic peril, so long as the people are happyactually, that's the conservative side
Sdaeriji
11-01-2005, 10:12
There's a much better list kicking around the internet.
Pure Metal
11-01-2005, 14:27
Cuz I thought that the only way to prevent flames from being thrown around, is to have another liberal diss his own people!
I'll try to be funny :)
1. You somehow manage to justify killing babies, but can't hold your ground on why prisoners should never be killed
2. You don't believe in guns, you believe in whistles
3. You don't mind putting the entire country in economic peril, so long as the people are happy
4. You don't care about what other nations say or do, unless they are pointing nuclear weapons at your door, in which you make a formal complaint against them at the next U.N. meeting
5. You encourage gays to make out on live national T.V. On Fox News if possible
6. You give minorities more rights than whites
7. You slap every child that DARES to utter the word "God" in class
8. You refuse to fight any war UNLESS you have the support of every nation in the world. That includes the one your fighting against. You don't want to piss them off too.
9. You refuse to use bombs, you prefer Hallmark postcards that say "Sorry to hear your being invaded"
and....that's it. It's hard work. Crap, an entire 2 MINUTES!
hehe that's pretty funny too :D
Legless Pirates
11-01-2005, 14:28
You haven't walked out of a Micheal Moore movie because of the "lies"
Pure Metal
11-01-2005, 14:30
actually, that's the conservative side
nah the conservative side would be more like
3. You don't mind putting the entire country in economic peril, so long as the people are free to do whatever they want at all to anybody they want, and as long as income equality is a disgusting concept
Rejistania
11-01-2005, 14:44
*lol*! (and that comes from a lefty, who is regularily called a communist!) Here's my retaliation (also in good fun)
You are a right-winger if:
* You love the big corporations more than your spouse/husband
* you secretly have doubts that god exists but say agnostics are evil!
* Your world consists of black and white, no grey, no colors!
* You want all foreigners expelled ... except the ones working for you
* If an author in 1700 calls for equality, you call it great philosophical archievement, if someone does it now communism
( /me grins, ducks, runs!!!)