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Student Charged After 166 School Door Locks Glued

Von Witzleben
11-01-2005, 04:30
http://www.local6.com/money/4061354/detail.html
:D
Damned terrorist!!!
Colodia
11-01-2005, 04:31
*scribbles down notes*
Zekhaust
11-01-2005, 04:31
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I would like to burn off one of my three wishes to shake this guys hand.
Corneliu
11-01-2005, 04:32
Vandalism!

His life is over!!
Underemployed Pirates
11-01-2005, 04:33
You guys pay taxes? Or, you guys have kids that couldn't get into the classroom to learn because some smart-alerk played a stupid prank?

Putting saran wrap over the urinal...now, THAT'S funny!
Alien Born
11-01-2005, 04:36
Only if you are not the janitor.

We simply welded the main gates shut during the day. (No teachers escaping home for anything that afternoon)
Dostanuot Loj
11-01-2005, 04:42
Lol, that's the second funniest prank I've ever heard of.
The first being something my brother did back in 2001.

About a week before the September 11th incident, my brother went around school doing a prank where he spread around "Tuesday is the day". Of course, nothing was supposed to happen, and on Wensday, had all gone well, he should have spread around "Tuesday was the day". It was meant to freak people out.
Unfortunatly, that particular Tuesday was Sept.11, and I guess you can imagine the look hon his face when the RCMP took him into custody on Wensday for possible terrorist connections.
May not have been funny for him, but I can't keep from laughing at it.
OceanDrive
11-01-2005, 04:50
About a week before the September 11th incident, my brother went around school doing a prank where he spread around "Tuesday is the day". Of course, nothing was supposed to happen, and on Wensday, had all gone well, he should have spread around "Tuesday was the day". It was meant to freak people out.
Unfortunatly, that particular Tuesday was Sept.11, and I guess you can imagine the look hon his face when the RCMP took him into custody on Wensday for possible terrorist connections.Is your family of arab descent?
Upitatanium
11-01-2005, 06:01
Lol, that's the second funniest prank I've ever heard of.
The first being something my brother did back in 2001.

About a week before the September 11th incident, my brother went around school doing a prank where he spread around "Tuesday is the day". Of course, nothing was supposed to happen, and on Wensday, had all gone well, he should have spread around "Tuesday was the day". It was meant to freak people out.
Unfortunatly, that particular Tuesday was Sept.11, and I guess you can imagine the look hon his face when the RCMP took him into custody on Wensday for possible terrorist connections.
May not have been funny for him, but I can't keep from laughing at it.

I salute him for his unfortunate supernatural abilities.
Neo-Anarchists
11-01-2005, 06:03
I salute him for his unfortunate supernatural abilities.
Damn precog...
Never did me any good either.
Next thing you know, they'll be locking us up in floaty tanks and recording all our thoughts.
Damn!
Kryozerkia
11-01-2005, 06:09
The only prank I pulled in high school, was having the locker that forgot time...
Andaluciae
11-01-2005, 06:11
How does terrorism relate to this?
Von Witzleben
11-01-2005, 06:12
I never played pranks in high school. I wasn't there often enough. And when I was I usually had to rest my eyes. Since the excitement of me deciding to actually go to school was so great that I had trouble falling to sleep the night before. :D
Von Witzleben
11-01-2005, 06:13
How does terrorism relate to this?
Dunno. Ask the threadstarter. Oh wait. Thats me........................dunno.
Neo-Anarchists
11-01-2005, 06:21
I never played pranks in high school. I wasn't there often enough. And when I was I usually had to rest my eyes. Since the excitement of me deciding to actually go to school was so great that I had trouble falling to sleep the night before. :D
I never played pranks because I'd be instantly out if I did, with every vandalism and bomb threat that had gone unsolved pinned on my chest.
And my parents would have believed them too.

Fuck, it's not bad enough that I look like I'm mainlining drugs from the unexplained marks on my arms, they have to decide I'm a criminal too.
Andaluciae
11-01-2005, 06:36
My only high-school pranks happened at...BAND CAMP!!!!!!!!
Upitatanium
11-01-2005, 06:41
I should have done a few pranks when in High School since I was one of the "good kids" and would have likely gotten away with it with nothing more than a few teachers shaking their heads in disapproval.

I envision something involving urine and an exposed electrical wire.
Neo-Anarchists
11-01-2005, 06:43
I should have done a few pranks when in High School since I was one of the "good kids" and would have likely gotten away with it with nothing more than a few teachers shaking their heads in disapproval.

I envision something involving urine and an exposed electrical wire.
:p
One of my cousins had an unfortunate run-in with something that may or may not have been vandalism that went sort of along those lines...
I'm not quite sure of the details, all I know is that it was supposedly excruciatingly painful.
Anyway...
THE LOST PLANET
11-01-2005, 07:49
Kids have no imagination these days. I once staged a duel in the upperclass cafeteria with whipped cream pies.

No prank intended, it was a matter of honor. ;)

I did get blamed for the ensuing food fight, but I think the staff was laughing too hard to get too mad.

My punishment was to help the janitors clean up, along with the young lady whom I challenged.
Isanyonehome
11-01-2005, 08:59
I should have done a few pranks when in High School since I was one of the "good kids" and would have likely gotten away with it with nothing more than a few teachers shaking their heads in disapproval.

I envision something involving urine and an exposed electrical wire.


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Autocraticama
11-01-2005, 09:11
highschool pranks are good stuff...i did very evil things....i opened up the skull cavity of the skeleton in the biol lab and but in an egg salad sandwich....

I put dog crap in the air vents....

put our mascot's statue on the roof....

Hotwired the principal's car and drove it into the auditorium...

put a lock on the fridge in the teacher's lounge.

broke into my spanish teacher's office and stole the gradebook and all the files from our tests/quizzes (thos resulted in everyone getting an A in the class by default).....

That is just a small sample....

Oh...and the best one is...

I took a dead skunk that had been hit the day before, and put it in a wood chipper that the AG club was using to make mulch for the gardens....i did this on a friday evening....by monday it was quite bloated and you can imagine what happened when they turned on that wood chipper....

I never got cought with any of them either....
Rovhaugane
11-01-2005, 09:26
Why do people insist on lieing just to seem cool......... surely even they can see it is an obvious lie.
Illich Jackal
11-01-2005, 11:20
In a few weeks, I will be living with 25 others in the building of our youth movement for a week. It's always a battle between the men and the women. Two years ago, one of their pranks went out of control as they gave us an overdose of laxantia. Half of the men had to stay home for the remainder of the week and the rest had to be very carefull not to have 'accidents'. Last year, we had a series of pranks. Some examples: while they were at school, we put all their things in a net 6 m high in the trees; we lynched their teddybears; we released mice in their bedroom; during the night, we released a chicken in their bedroom; We almost used a dead rat we had found, but they freaked out when they heard about our plans...

This year, our main scheme is to fill their pencil bags with maggots and let them discover it in class ...
Kryogenerica
11-01-2005, 11:37
Originally Posted by Upitatanium
I should have done a few pranks when in High School since I was one of the "good kids" and would have likely gotten away with it with nothing more than a few teachers shaking their heads in disapproval.

I envision something involving urine and an exposed electrical wire.




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You've never chucked a piss against an electric fence then, I take it? ;) I've not done it but I have seen it. :D
Von Witzleben
12-01-2005, 00:45
I never played pranks because I'd be instantly out if I did, with every vandalism and bomb threat that had gone unsolved pinned on my chest.
And my parents would have believed them too.

Fuck, it's not bad enough that I look like I'm mainlining drugs from the unexplained marks on my arms, they have to decide I'm a criminal too.
:D