NationStates Jolt Archive


Best Essay Ever

New Foxxinnia
11-01-2005, 00:53
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v15/nny_ocr/page1.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v15/nny_ocr/page2.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v15/nny_ocr/page3.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v15/nny_ocr/page4.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v15/nny_ocr/page5.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v15/nny_ocr/page6.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v15/nny_ocr/page7.jpg

PS: Sorry for stealing your bandwidth NNY.
Alomogordo
11-01-2005, 00:56
WTF??!!!And you got a D-?!!!LOL, I guess your teacher hates giving out F's!!
Colodia
11-01-2005, 00:57
ahh.....brilliant!


(love the tubgirl link)
Pure Metal
11-01-2005, 00:58
lmao!
Neo-Anarchists
11-01-2005, 01:00
ahh.....brilliant!


(love the tubgirl link)
:D
Foxx should write a whole novel like this!
I'd buy it!
And quote from it incessantly.
Indiru
11-01-2005, 01:03
Were you stoned?

That is feckin' awesome. I can't believe you got a d! You have one easy teacher...
New Foxxinnia
11-01-2005, 01:04
What? I didn't make it!
Colodia
11-01-2005, 01:04
I doubt this is Foxx's essay


then again, I wouldn't put it past an NSer to come up with something like this, or worse.
Alomogordo
11-01-2005, 01:07
What? I didn't make it!
You don't want to take credit for this mastery?
Neo-Anarchists
11-01-2005, 01:08
What? I didn't make it!
Aww, damn.
:(
New Foxxinnia
11-01-2005, 01:10
If I was writing it I would be giggling too much to get past the second page.
Belperia
11-01-2005, 01:16
That's just the funniest thing I've read on the internet in so long that I'm going to have to steal it and circulate it to all my friends. Sorry: friend. :cool:
Colodia
11-01-2005, 01:16
If I was writing an essay like that, it would mostly go something like this:

"*reaches for cheeseburger. Has NO clue what he should write about. Mutters 'fuck this'...takes a bite*
New Foxxinnia
11-01-2005, 01:23
That's just the funniest thing I've read on the internet in so long that I'm going to have to steal it and circulate it to all my friends. Sorry: friend. :cool:You might want to put it on your PhotoBucket because it's not on my bandwidth.
New Genoa
11-01-2005, 01:26
Awesome
BLARGistania
11-01-2005, 01:33
I almost shat myself.

I am suprised at the grade though. After all those deductions, it was a 61% paper. Was the thing worth 400 pts or something?
Uzuum
11-01-2005, 01:34
Why did the teacher spell pictures "picturez?" Wouldn't that be encouraging the person to make more things, out of ironic stupidity?


PS: Great essay.
Colodia
11-01-2005, 01:38
Well obviously this was never turned in, I doubt teachers would hand this type of material back to a student, especially when it's a possible reason to have this student kicked out.

And besides, how the hell can anyone managed a 61% off of this?


(still fucking hilarious)
The Mycon
11-01-2005, 03:53
Baseless grade inflation. Proof of the vast moral degeneration and lack of intellectual integrity in American schools these days.

I got a -18% on a paper the teacher liked because it "failed to adress the prompt." Yes, that is a negative score, as in I would have done better to just write "I am a fish" 400 times (having done this, it received a 22%. I had just taught the guy how to mix a Danish Zombie. But the point is, 0 would have been better).