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So I'm walking down the stairs today, and right in front of me is a group of three (rather bitchy) girls. I step off of the stairs in front of them, and the head bitch says to me:

It's called an apology, motherfucker!

AND I DID ABSO-FRIGGIN-LUTELY NOTHING TO GET HER MAD - OOOOHHHHH, DOES MY PRESENCE PISS HER OFF??? TOO BAD!! :mad:

WHY TF IS EVER GIRL I MEET LIKE THIS

all the assaht girls I know -> :eek: :gundge: <- me

And why are all the nice girls I ever meet too independant or already hooked up with somebody else??

I hate bitchy girls. you go out of your way to be nice to them, and they yell at you. meh.

Well just grab the head one, shake her, then bitch slap her a few times. Tell her to get over it, and to lighten up babe! Tell her you'll be over at her place by 8, or just offer to have a xxx throw down in the stairs with her gal pals.

Or just be like those boys in SA and start masturbating.

I hate bitchy girls. you go out of your way to be nice to them, and they yell at you. meh.

Life is too short to take their bs. You are a man for petes sake, act like one. Let them know exactly who is the boss. Get in their face and yell at them, they cry easy.

Or you could politely ignore her selfshness and stupidity, as it is only causing her in the long term.

Or you could smash her head open with a can of tuna paste, the choice is yours.

Well just grab the head one, shake her, then bitch slap her a few times.
Oooh but our overly PC world would label me a woman hater (I hate PC)! I just hate people who piss me off

Life is too short to take their bs. You are a man for petes sake, act like one. Let them know exactly who is the boss. Get in their face and yell at them, they cry easy.
WHAT WHAT WHAT !!! Why does your masculinity make a woman sumissive to you. It is not your sex given right to be boss. Thats mine.

So I'm walking down the stairs today, and right in front of me is a group of three (rather bitchy) girls. I step off of the stairs in front of them, and the head bitch says to me:



AND I DID ABSO-FRIGGIN-LUTELY NOTHING TO GET HER MAD - OOOOHHHHH, DOES MY PRESENCE PISS HER OFF??? TOO BAD!! :mad:

WHY TF IS EVER GIRL I MEET LIKE THIS

all the assaht girls I know -> :eek: :gundge: <- me

And why are all the nice girls I ever meet too independant or already hooked up with somebody else??

you're too young to be tied down. At your age I was laying more pipe then most guys my age. Enjoy your virility while you can.

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Or just be like those boys in SA and start masturbating.

I like that answer. I find it funny.

you're too young to be tied down. At your age I was laying more pipe then most guys my age. Enjoy your virility while you can.
Yeah I know, but still it sometimes feels like humanity is so damned it's not worth it

WHAT WHAT WHAT !!! Why does your masculinity make a woman sumissive to you. It is not your sex given right to be boss. Thats mine.


Cause to women men are the Alpha and the Omega. Women need domination sometimes.

And why are all the nice girls I ever meet too independant or already hooked up with somebody else??

Too independant O.o ?

And as for already hooked up, that's a fact of life, get over it. I always let guys pick ME up, its better that way, they pay.

Cause to women men are the Alpha and the Omega. Women need domination sometimes.
It's not a matter of domination - it's when somebody is being an ass to you, you have the right to assert yourself over them (regardless if it's a guy, or girl)

you're too young to be tied down. At your age I was laying more pipe then most guys my age.

Somehow I doubt it.


Anyway, Superpower07, I know the type. :mad:

Cause to women men are the Alpha and the Omega. Women need domination sometimes.
!!! *cough* , that is not going to make you too popular. Granted some women like being dominated from time to time, but that doesnt make men the centre of their universe. Like is said, thats me.

Yeah I know, but still it sometimes feels like humanity is so damned it's not worth it


Here's the secret, women are a dime a dozen. Some women absolutely go for asshole guys like me. Surprisingly many do. Be the Alpha male, show your masculinity and (easy) women will absolutely flock to you.

Here's the secret, women are a dime a dozen. Some women absolutely go for asshole guys like me. Surprisingly many do. Be the Alpha male, show your masculinity and (easy) women will absolutely flock to you.
I begin to like you less and less. No human is less valuable than any other, and no-one like an asshole.

You have to consider that perhaps God doesnt like you :D

Seriously, one tip of advice (may sound weird):
All women are masochistic.

Oooh but our overly PC world would label me a woman hater!

Kid, PC is so nine years ago.

And I think the rest of the world would just label you as loser who needs to get some social skills.

Somehow I doubt it.


Anyway, Superpower07, I know the type. :mad:


Want to bet?

I begin to like you less and less. No human is less valuable than any other, and no-one like an asshole.

You are kidding right? Chicks dig assholes. Why do abused women hang around so long?

Want to bet?
As was said in the wonderful BBC comedy series whos name escapes me...

"You can't bet on the past, you cant bet on the future."

You are kidding right? Chicks dig assholes. Why do abused women hang around so long?
Because they're desperate to be loved by someone, because theyve attatched themselves to someone and they can't face being alone again. Plus being a little persecuted makes life easier, someone else in power means you have less responsibility and less is your fault.

WHAT WHAT WHAT !!! Why does your masculinity make a woman sumissive to you. It is not your sex given right to be boss. Thats mine.

Also you don't see the women bitch to the big man on campus. Because he is the Alpha male. Sure they might not want to get it on, just throw them down. They'll give in once they kiss you.

As was said in the wonderful BBC comedy series whos name escapes me...

"You can't bet on the past, you cant bet on the future."

I have video archives. Do you?

Sure, most were filmed without permission, but who cares!

Also you don't see the women bitch to the big man on campus. Because he is the Alpha male. Sure they might not want to get it on, just throw them down. They'll give in once they kiss you.
Well ill bear this veritable gold mine of unsavouraly presented information in mind when ever i next go out picking up girls. Any day now.

Want to bet?

No, because there's no way you can prove that you sleep with lots of women. What are you going to do, post a picture of Ron Jeremy and say it's you?


I begin to like you less and less. No human is less valuable than any other, and no-one like an asshole.


I stopped liking him as soon as I found out he was faking being a crippled Vietnam veteran. Although I also didn't like his comments to that depressed guy in the "your worst pain" thread, but I didn't have a go at him because I was under the impression that he had no limbs.

I have video archives. Do you?

Sure, most were filmed without permission, but who cares!
Video archives, can i say thats a mite sick.

And i don't because my sexual liasons cause wrenching guilt flash backs that stop be in what ever it is im doing at the time, ive no need to have it reminded to me in motion.

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Or you could politely ignore her selfshness and stupidity, as it is only causing her in the long term.

Or you could smash her head open with a can of tuna paste, the choice is yours.
My personal choice is to laugh in their faces.

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lol - thats all i have to say :D

Also you don't see the women bitch to the big man on campus. Because he is the Alpha male. Sure they might not want to get it on, just throw them down. They'll give in once they kiss you.
That is absolutely not true.

And 07, there's not much you can do about it in your dorm, but if you want away from they bitchy ones, stay away from sororities. :D

Life is too short to take their bs. You are a man for petes sake, act like one. Let them know exactly who is the boss. Get in their face and yell at them, they cry easy.

My GF controls me :p

And who ever would get in anyones face and yell needs to be shot.

I've knocked a few out for that :p

No, because there's no way you can prove that you sleep with lots of women. What are you going to do, post a picture of Ron Jeremy and say it's you?


I can prove it. I'll email you a pic of me with a ns sign and a picture from the film.


I stopped liking him as soon as I found out he was faking being a crippled Vietnam veteran. Although I also didn't like his comments to that depressed guy in the "your worst pain" thread, but I didn't have a go at him because I was under the impression that he had no limbs.

That guy sucked. Come on after 14 times, he couldn't get it right. He sucked.

So I'm walking down the stairs today, and right in front of me is a group of three (rather bitchy) girls. I step off of the stairs in front of them, and the head bitch says to me:



AND I DID ABSO-FRIGGIN-LUTELY NOTHING TO GET HER MAD - OOOOHHHHH, DOES MY PRESENCE PISS HER OFF??? TOO BAD!! :mad:

WHY TF IS EVER GIRL I MEET LIKE THIS

all the assaht girls I know -> :eek: :gundge: <- me

And why are all the nice girls I ever meet too independant or already hooked up with somebody else??
Why didn't you just apoligise you insensitive jerk? ;) :p :D

Just remind her that her parents don't actually love her.

Just remind her that her parents don't actually love her.
GENIUS ! GIVE THAT MAN A COOKIE

Hee, the funny thing is that you actually said what you did that most likely pissed them off... you say you 'stepped in front of them'. Sounds like you might have cut them off. Ever have someone do that to you? It's damn annoying.

Of course, I might just be wrong. Nonetheless, I think this is a case of both parties thinking they've done nothing wrong. Pity you chose to bitch about it here, where she has no chance of putting in her side of the story.

Jonny Wadd, you amuse me. It's a pity you piss other people off. If only they could realise how hilarious you actually are.

Maybe I could teach classes on it... 'laughing at people who boast on the internet 101'....

Just remind her that her parents don't actually love her.
Tell her that if the dog hadn't been quiker you'd be her daddy. :D

That guy sucked. Come on after 14 times, he couldn't get it right. He sucked.

Dude, even if he failed to commit suicide because he was lacking in self-termination-talent, do you really think it is appropriate to say that sort of shit to someone who's severely depressed? Words cannot describe how much of an asshat you are.

superpower07:

next time, forcefully say, "Shut up and knit me a sweater, bitch!"

hehe

ring any bells?

I laugh hysterically at Jack Chick, but Jonny Wadd, i find a little more challenging.

Maybe I could teach classes on it... 'laughing at people who boast on the internet 101'....

I find idiots who boast on the internet hilarious. However, I just can't stand this guy.

GENIUS ! GIVE THAT MAN A COOKIE

It sounds like she's forgotten why she hates the whole world. Just remind her.

Hee, the funny thing is that you actually said what you did that most likely pissed them off... you say you 'stepped in front of them'. Sounds like you might have cut them off. Ever have someone do that to you? It's damn annoying.
Kind of, but since I know that it is usually unintentional, it doesn't bother me. I don't think that's a reason to act as she did, even if that was the case.

Maybe I could teach classes on it... 'laughing at people who boast on the internet 101'....
People like that are either trolls or idiots. Since I can not always tell the difference, I"m always torn between laughter and revulsion.

Well, to be honest, at first he pissed me off. But then I just thought 'for the love of god, why be angry? He either believes what he says, in which case there's no point doing anything but pitying him, or he's trolling, in which case he's pathetic'.

Ahhh the benefits of self-reflection.

Just remind her that her parents don't actually love her.
That of course would be your best bet.

07....maybe your just hated?

;) :p :D

That of course would be your best bet.

Well, it would be my best bet, but I don't have to be there to actually tell her and be within striking distance of her. Whether or not it's Superpower's best bet is an entirely other story.

Fuck everybody. Humanity is dead.
I only hope I'm out before the wars begin.

EDIT:
Hee, judging by what the topic is, my post almost sounds funny to begin with.

Fuck everybody. Humanity is dead.
I only hope I'm out before the wars begin.

EDIT:
Hee, judging by what the topic is, my post almost sounds funny to begin with.

They have already begun

Fuck everybody. Humanity is dead.
I only hope I'm out before the wars begin.

Nice to see you're taking a positive approach.

Nice to see you're taking a positive approach.


lol :headbang:

just blow in her face next time my K9 does not like that as all dogs don't

<Warning Secret Message Detected>

:D

Fuck everybody. Humanity is dead.
I only hope I'm out before the wars begin.

EDIT:
Hee, judging by what the topic is, my post almost sounds funny to begin with.

Uhhh... you know... I hate to point this out and all... but you know those wars you were hoping to avoid being around for? They're already, you know, going on. Sort of. I think.

The media is being remarkably reticent on the issue, actually.

Have you considered that the girl in question might actually be in love with you? Often young adults will choose to deliberately exacerbate a hostile relationship with the object of their affection rather than risk rejection or continue in anonymity.

Or she might just be a bitch. :D

Originally Posted by Stupid bitching teenage girl
It's called an apology, motherfucker!

At which point you look at her and say "No apology necessary. I've heard girls fart before and yours doesn't smell THAT bad."

Kind of, but since I know that it is usually unintentional, it doesn't bother me. I don't think that's a reason to act as she did, even if that was the case.


People like that are either trolls or idiots. Since I can not always tell the difference, I"m always torn between laughter and revulsion.

CANNOT! IT'S ONE WORD!

hehe

So I'm walking down the stairs today, and right in front of me is a group of three (rather bitchy) girls. I step off of the stairs in front of them, and the head bitch says to me:



AND I DID ABSO-FRIGGIN-LUTELY NOTHING TO GET HER MAD - OOOOHHHHH, DOES MY PRESENCE PISS HER OFF??? TOO BAD!! :mad:

WHY TF IS EVER GIRL I MEET LIKE THIS

all the assaht girls I know -> :eek: :gundge: <- me

And why are all the nice girls I ever meet too independant or already hooked up with somebody else??

Too independent? You mean too smart to realize that you only want one thing from her?

There's no such thing as a "too" independent woman my friend.

CANNOT! IT'S ONE WORD!

hehe
I abstain from that contraction. ;) It took a while to develop that space...

Nice to see you're taking a positive approach.
Sorry, I'm having one of my 'ultra-bitch from hell' days.
:D
Slap me if I keep doing that.

Too independent? You mean too smart to realize that you only want one thing from her?

There's no such thing as a "too" independent woman my friend.

Oh, I don't know. Those women who react with 'omg don't you patronise me you sexist arsehole!' whenever a guy dares to offer them assistance in any way bug me quite a lot. And I'm female.

But I guess that's less 'independant' and more 'batshit insane'.

There's no such thing as a "too" independent woman my friend.
There are "too" independent people, regardless of sex. Humans developed as social animals, though not complete social animals by far. But being too independent is not good for the human psyche. Nothing is good in excess. Abso-fecking-lutely nothing.

Oh, I don't know. Those women who react with 'omg don't you patronise me you sexist arsehole!' whenever a guy dares to offer them assistance in any way bug me quite a lot. And I'm female.

But I guess that's less 'independant' and more 'batshit insane'.

I'd have to go with batshit insane. It just seemed to me that he was implying that women should be more dependent on men.

There are "too" independent people, regardless of sex. Humans developed as social animals, though not complete social animals by far. But being too independent is not good for the human psyche. Nothing is good in excess. Abso-fecking-lutely nothing.


Oh, I don't know... being a hermit must have it's good points...

There are "too" independent people, regardless of sex. Humans developed as social animals, though not complete social animals by far. But being too independent is not good for the human psyche. Nothing is good in excess. Abso-fecking-lutely nothing.
Which many people seem to end up learning in hideously painful ways, usually ending in death.
Really, I thought they tought it in school. Umm, in philosophy. That one Greek or Roman philosopher who's name I forgot. Ya know, 'Everything in moderation'...
Damn. I can't think straight right now.
Whatever, maybe somebody knows who I'm talking about, I hope.

Plato? He mentions it in the Republic.... though he is writing a dialogue with the narrator as Socrates.
Other than that, I'unno.

Oh, I don't know... being a hermit must have it's good points...
No, not really. Hermits typically believe that there are, but there really aren't any actual advantages, just imagined ones. Though I guess you're less liekly to contract a VD.

Which many people seem to end up learning in hideously painful ways, usually ending in death.
Luckily, it ended in a reversal for me.

Really, I thought they tought it in school. Umm, in philosophy. That one Greek or Roman philosopher who's name I forgot. Ya know, 'Everything in moderation'...
No, not really. And I believe that was Aristotle.

Really what you should have done was turn to the main girl and say "ohh sorry did I get in your way.." then punch her in the tit. If the other girls try to attack you or start yelling at you or some thing just push them down the stairs. But in theory they should love you for it and want to get down and dirty right there on the stairs. Either that or you could ask if she is ok and if she has hurt herself.

If you are worried about it happening again just put some trip wire up so they break their legs and stop using the stairs.

I hope you Apreciate my help.

And why are all the nice girls I ever meet too independant or already hooked up with somebody else??

Meh, that's just how the world works. :(

Really what you should have done was turn to the main girl and say "ohh sorry did I get in your way.." then punch her in the tit. If the other girls try to attack you or start yelling at you or some thing just push them down the stairs. But in theory they should love you for it and want to get down and dirty right there on the stairs. Either that or you could ask if she is ok and if she has hurt herself.

If you are worried about it happening again just put some trip wire up so they break their legs and stop using the stairs.

I hope you Apreciate my help.
I know i do, im taking notes...

*mumbles* Break... their... legs... good plan :D.

Really what you should have done was turn to the main girl and say "ohh sorry did I get in your way.." then punch her in the tit. If the other girls try to attack you or start yelling at you or some thing just push them down the stairs.

lmao...punch her in the tit...

yeah...I'm sure that'll help the situation...

Oh, I don't know. Those women who react with 'omg don't you patronise me you sexist arsehole!' whenever a guy dares to offer them assistance in any way bug me quite a lot. And I'm female.

But I guess that's less 'independant' and more 'batshit insane'.

Yeah...I've gotten yelled at before for holding a door open for a girl. She said I was treating her differently. Know what? That's too damn bad. I'm a nice guy...I hold doors. Deal.

No, not really. And I believe that was Aristotle.
Oh yeah.
Maybe it's because our history teacher was obsessed with ancient philosophers that we learned that.

Really what you should have done was turn to the main girl and say "ohh sorry did I get in your way.." then punch her in the tit. If the other girls try to attack you or start yelling at you or some thing just push them down the stairs. But in theory they should love you for it and want to get down and dirty right there on the stairs. Either that or you could ask if she is ok and if she has hurt herself.

If you are worried about it happening again just put some trip wire up so they break their legs and stop using the stairs.

I hope you Apreciate my help.

Wise words, indeed.

lmao...punch her in the tit...

yeah...I'm sure that'll help the situation...

Never know unless you try, right? ;)

'Everything in moderation'...
- especially moderation.

So I'm walking down the stairs today, and right in front of me is a group of three (rather bitchy) girls. I step off of the stairs in front of them, and the head bitch says to me:



AND I DID ABSO-FRIGGIN-LUTELY NOTHING TO GET HER MAD - OOOOHHHHH, DOES MY PRESENCE PISS HER OFF??? TOO BAD!! :mad:

WHY TF IS EVER GIRL I MEET LIKE THIS

all the assaht girls I know -> :eek: :gundge: <- me

And why are all the nice girls I ever meet too independant or already hooked up with somebody else??

What a bitch. If she keeps running her mouth like that, she'll cross the wrong (or right) one, one day. :D

i dont think fighting is the answer... emotional pain is a lot worse for one... and about the holding doors.... I hold doors for everyone... as long as u dont hold the door just for pretty girls (or guys) or the like... I am femal mind you... But then again I'm called a saditisic bitch so i dont know if im much help... *shrug*

i dont think fighting is the answer... emotional pain is a lot worse for one... and about the holding doors.... I hold doors for everyone... as long as u dont hold the door just for pretty girls (or guys) or the like... I am femal mind you... But then again I'm called a saditisic bitch so i dont know if im much help... *shrug*
My type of female :P

Yes i do tend to hold the door for a cute guy more than other people, but its the price you pay for being cute, live with it.

Yeah...I've gotten yelled at before for holding a door open for a girl. She said I was treating her differently. Know what? That's too damn bad. I'm a nice guy...I hold doors. Deal.
I hold the door for everyone, except sometimes when I'm in a hurry. If a woman yelled at me for holding the door for her, I would laugh and make some comment about it being her loss and obsessed with feminist patronage. Feminism used to be a very good movement, but recently there have just been too many that reversing the sexism onto men, calling them all chauvenist pigs.

I must admit I would probably be more polite to a female I find attractive, but that is physiologically explicable.

I hold the door for everyone, except sometimes when I'm in a hurry. If a woman yelled at me for holding the door for her, I would laugh and make some comment about it being her loss and obsessed with feminist patronage. Feminism used to be a very good movement, but recently there have just been too many that reversing the sexism onto men, calling them all chauvenist pigs.

I must admit I would probably be more polite to a female I find attractive, but that is physiologically explicable.
RECENTLY, im sorry it fell from purity quite a while ago.

RECENTLY, im sorry it fell from purity quite a while ago.
I know, but in that context I was referring to time in decades.

What I hate is how people have these big age ranges in dating. It is really sad on both parts and hurts us all out. Like a 14 year old girl dating a 19 year old man, 16 girl to 21 man ... 18 woman to a 23 year old man! I can never get lucky if all the girls date 5 years older than me and I like older women!

At which point you look at her and say "No apology necessary. I've heard girls fart before and yours doesn't smell THAT bad."


rofl

What I hate is how people have these big age ranges in dating. It is really sad on both parts and hurts us all out. Like a 14 year old girl dating a 19 year old man, 16 girl to 21 man ... 18 woman to a 23 year old man! I can never get lucky if all the girls date 5 years older than me and I like older women!
Umm...no? It hurts no-one, except maybe you.

If a woman yelled at me for holding the door for her, I would laugh and make some comment about it being her loss and obsessed with feminist patronage..

I'd slam the door in her face and say, "Shut up, b****!"

What I hate is how people have these big age ranges in dating. It is really sad on both parts and hurts us all out. Like a 14 year old girl dating a 19 year old man, 16 girl to 21 man ... 18 woman to a 23 year old man! I can never get lucky if all the girls date 5 years older than me and I like older women!

Theres someone for everyone, look at me, there've been several for me, and thats good proof that anything can happen.

What I hate is how people have these big age ranges in dating. It is really sad on both parts and hurts us all out. Like a 14 year old girl dating a 19 year old man, 16 girl to 21 man ... 18 woman to a 23 year old man! I can never get lucky if all the girls date 5 years older than me and I like older women!
Look it up on google. Lot's of horny grannies are looking for a hot young stud to satisfie them. :D

Look it up on google. Lot's of horny grannies are looking for a hot young stud to satisfie them. :D

And you know this how?

Er, wait, never mind, please don't answer that!

(J/k)

Look it up on google. Lot's of horny grannies are looking for a hot young stud to satisfie them. :D

Dude, that is just wrong. Please, it's nearly my bedtime, I don't want that kind of image straight before I go to sleep.

And you know this how?

Er, wait, never mind, please don't answer that!

(J/k)
I have a lot of spare time on my hands. :D

Dude, that is just wrong. Please, it's nearly my bedtime, I don't want that kind of image straight before I go to sleep.
Fake teeth. Tit's hanging on their boney knees. Hey there hon. Wanna party?

Google, is there nothing you cannot do.

Fake teeth. Tit's hanging on their boney knees. Hey their hon. Wanna party?

Oh man, that brings back horrible memorie- er, I mean that mental image that you have given me will cause me to have nightmares tonight.

Oh man, that brings back horrible memorie- er, I mean that mental image that you have given me will cause me to have nightmares tonight.
Give granny some sugar.

Oh man, that brings back horrible memorie- er, I mean that mental image that you have given me will cause me to have nightmares tonight.
Memorys eh... ah that takes me back *reflects*

OH GOD NO

I'm sorry what i didnt say anything, excuse im off to be sick.

Memorys eh... ah that takes me back *reflects*

OH GOD NO

I'm sorry what i didnt say anything, excuse im off to be sick.
Granny will bring you some warm milk with honey later deary. And to tug you in. :cool:

Give granny some sugar.

I think I'll go to bed now, before things get too vomit-inducing.

nighty night.

I think I'll go to bed now, before things get too vomit-inducing.

nighty night.
You want granny or grandpa to tug you in? Maybe a bedtime story? From the Penthouse?

After reading the responses I thought of an idea.

If its a girl who pisses you off, tell her to go cook you something, and if its a guy, tell him to go mine some coal.

The guy one is harder, any suggestions? (Looking for something anti-PC against guys)

After reading the responses I thought of an idea.

If its a girl who pisses you off, tell her to go cook you something, and if its a guy, tell him to go mine some coal.

The guy one is harder, any suggestions? (Looking for something anti-PC against guys)
Ask him if he wants to share his feelings. While asking touch his hand.

What I hate is how people have these big age ranges in dating. It is really sad on both parts and hurts us all out. Like a 14 year old girl dating a 19 year old man, 16 girl to 21 man ... 18 woman to a 23 year old man! I can never get lucky if all the girls date 5 years older than me and I like older women!
The first one isn't legal. Neither is the second one. (Depending on your state/country)

i dont think fighting is the answer... emotional pain is a lot worse for one... and about the holding doors.... I hold doors for everyone... as long as u dont hold the door just for pretty girls (or guys) or the like... I am femal mind you... But then again I'm called a saditisic bitch so i dont know if im much help... *shrug*


Sadistic eh ;) ......... Give me a call next time you are feeling really sadistic.

I agree that fighting isnt the answer but if you you just give her a hard enough hit in the right spot im sure she will fall over and wont be doing much to you so it wont be fighting. But I totally agree emotional pain is far better, You just need to find some revealing pictures of her mother or father then use photoshop to add yourself into it (making sure you are in a strange and disturbing position).

Give granny some sugar.

Granny will take her teeth out and blow your head off :D

Men or boys love bitchy women, they have some deep seated need to be pissed on :rolleyes:

In my next life I am going to be a redheaded bitch, who grinds men under her 6 inch spike heels :cool:

Granny will take her teeth out and blow your head off :D

Men or boys love bitchy women, they have some deep seated need to be pissed on :rolleyes:

In my next life I am going to be a redheaded bitch, who grinds men under her 6 inch spike heels :cool:

*grinds under blunt heel of mech*

Ask him if he wants to share his feelings. While asking touch his hand.
Ingenious!

Ingenious!
Thank you. Thank you. Just be ready to duck.

Oi, oi, oi!

Enough of this sexist cow crap.

Yes girls can be bitchy, just like men can be dicks.

Dinnae let folk get to you and chill out.

By bitchin' your lowering yourself to the bitchs' level.

Oi, oi, oi!

Enough of this sexist cow crap.

Yes girls can be bitchy, just like men can be dicks.

Dinnae let folk get to you and chill out.

By bitchin' your lowering yourself to the bitchs' level.
Maybe then she'll sleep with me. :D

Fake teeth. Tit's hanging on their boney knees. Hey there hon. Wanna party?

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http://67.18.37.14/129/44/upload/p1118486.jpg
Very hot. :)

Very hot. :)

Granted I am...but given what you seem to enjoy...I doubt I'm your type.

This has gone quite far enough.

Maturity. (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=maturity) This thread is apparently lacking in it.





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