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Kids Really Need Hobies!

Johnny Wadd
10-01-2005, 22:49
This really needs no introduction. All I can say is WTF is going on in South Africa.





Masturbating boys cause a stir
07/01/2005 12:24 - (SA)


Riot Hlatshwayo and Glacier Nkhwashu

Tzaneen - Sexily-dressed women in a small Limpopo town have fallen prey to a group of teenage street kids that masturbate in public whenever they see them.

One woman, 24-year-old Gloria Shingange, had an embarrassing moment on Thursday when the boys drooled over her at the Tzaneen Mall because she was wearing a mini-skirt.

"They followed me around the mall with their hands inside their trousers. I walked out of the mall and when I stopped at the robot next to the Tzaneen police station they shouted saying I was attractive," Shingage said.

She said the boys took out their penises and started masturbating in full view of everyone while groaning in ecstasy.

Cops just laughed

"One of them said my legs were sexy. He then closed his eyes, grimaced and shouted at the top of his voice in apparent enjoyment of what he was doing," said Shingange.

"He held up his penis for everyone to see and started masturbating," she added.

"I was very embarrassed. They stopped traffic and all eyes were on me."

Shingange's embarrassment was however not going to end there.

The incident sent police officers at the Tzaneen station into stitches as she tried to open a case of public indecency.

The police allegedly refused to open a case, claiming that the street kids didn't commit any offence because they didn't touch her.
"They told me straight in the face that they were not taking my complaint because I wasn't raped," said Shingange.Mopani police spokesperson Superintendent Moatshe Ngoepe said he wasn't aware of the matter.

"This is an act of public indecency and cannot be tolerated," Ngoepe said.

"Anyone who tries to open a case of any kind at a police station and finds no help must not leave the station without speaking to the station commissioner," he added.

Some people however have a different view.

Vegetable vendor Mthavini Khoza said she condoned the boys' action.

"These boys are doing the right thing because their actions are likely to reduce the tendencies of wearing 3cm (sic) skirts in public and embarrass every woman," she said.

"I wish they rape them one day so they may start respecting their bodies," Khoza said.

One of the boys, a 14-year-old whose name cannot be revealed because of his age, had no qualms to speak about the incident.

"I feel very happy after masturbating next to a woman with beautiful legs and wearing see-through clothes," the boy said.

"There is no girl out there who wants a filthy glue-sniffing street kid so the only way to relieve our sexual appetite is to masturbate," he explained.



And what is up with these people? I guess it's all a big gas till they start masturbating over your daughter, wife, and or mom.
Kryozerkia
10-01-2005, 22:52
No, what these boys needs is a good slap on the ass with a whacking paddle and a BIG time out in a cold, dank jail cell.
Von Witzleben
10-01-2005, 22:53
At least they didn't gang raped them.
Roach-Busters
10-01-2005, 22:54
At least they didn't gang raped them.

That's true. After all, SA is the rape capital of the world.
Von Witzleben
10-01-2005, 22:56
That's true. After all, SA is the rape capital of the world.
But just wait till they get a little older.
Jayastan
10-01-2005, 22:57
I found this very funny. Chicks should wear more clothes, how am I supposed to function with some erection all the time....
BeachTime Fun
10-01-2005, 22:57
No, what these boys needs is a good slap on the ass with a whacking paddle.

Something tells me they would enjoy that... :D
Johnny Wadd
10-01-2005, 23:00
At least they didn't gang raped them.


So you're saying that this is perfectly acceptable, so long as penis' aren't shoved into an unwilling woman?
Johnny Wadd
10-01-2005, 23:02
I found this very funny. Chicks should wear more clothes, how am I supposed to function with some erection all the time....


It's called a cold shower!
Von Witzleben
10-01-2005, 23:02
So you're saying that this is perfectly acceptable, so long as penis' aren't shoved into an unwilling woman?
Yes of course. :rolleyes:
The Emperor Fenix
10-01-2005, 23:02
Well quite seriously im dont think there was much wrong with it, excepting of course the horrible conditions the street children live in, we all need to loosen up a little. So long as there is no rape or anything i dont see the harm.
Johnny Wadd
10-01-2005, 23:03
Maybe these mini-skirted chicks should pull an Africa, and chop off said penis' with a machete. See if these glue sniffing punks find that funny.
Kryozerkia
10-01-2005, 23:03
Something tells me they would enjoy that... :D
I'm aware of that... :D
Johnny Wadd
10-01-2005, 23:04
oops just said "Pull an Africa". Sorry! :(
Utracia
10-01-2005, 23:04
Sounds like kids who grow up to be sex offenders. They should be arrested and given a small taste of jail to show them what it will be like if they go any farther. Of course it won't be a cozy American jail either.
Chess Squares
10-01-2005, 23:04
wow, its getting better, it was they just started raping them
Nihilistic Beginners
10-01-2005, 23:06
What can I say? Boys will be boys...
Johnny Wadd
10-01-2005, 23:07
Well quite seriously im dont think there was much wrong with it, excepting of course the horrible conditions the street children live in, we all need to loosen up a little. So long as there is no rape or anything i dont see the harm.


Are you huffing something too? Yeah, if I had my limbs I'd come to your local mall, look at your mom, daughter, or wife, pull out my Wadd and precede to masturbate while growning. See if you find that appropriate. How about I do that at some dance academy or daycare center? Is that appropriate?
BlatantSillyness
10-01-2005, 23:07
No, what these boys needs is a good slap on the ass with a whacking paddle and a BIG time out in a cold, dank jail cell.
nice idea, although another good idea is to have about a dozen or so homosexual chaps follow the pervy little bastards and masturbate to them everytime they are dressed in shorts rather than trousers or expose more than a few inches of flesh.If woman cannot wear miniskirts without perverts masturbating to them, then I propose that perverted men cannot wear shorts without perverts masturbating to them.
PIcaRDMPCia
10-01-2005, 23:08
This is ridiculous; I mean, it's one thing if they do it in private, but in public like that? Disgusting.
The Underground City
10-01-2005, 23:09
How about each time they do something like that, they each lose a testicle. I'm guessing there would be few re-offenders.
Roach-Busters
10-01-2005, 23:11
How about each time they do something like that, they each lose a testicle. I'm guessing there would be few re-offenders.

Nah, criminals never get punished in SA. It's the main reason the country is possibly the most dangerous place in the world outside of a war zone.
World wide allies
10-01-2005, 23:11
How about each time they do something like that, they each lose a testicle. I'm guessing there would be few re-offenders.

heh .. just imagine the guy that would do that job.

Reckon they would have a union for that line of work :p
Johnny Wadd
10-01-2005, 23:12
This is ridiculous; I mean, it's one thing if they do it in private, but in public like that? Disgusting.


Wow we agree for once!!!

Also what about the risk of the AIDs. Say they masturbate or "wank", finsih on the floor, someone slips on said hot yogurt, cuts open their elbows which comes in contact with the puddle of man juice! They could catch the AIDs.
The Emperor Fenix
10-01-2005, 23:12
Are you huffing something too? Yeah, if I had my limbs I'd come to your local mall, look at your mom, daughter, or wife, pull out my Wadd and precede to masturbate while growning. See if you find that appropriate. How about I do that at some dance academy or daycare center? Is that appropriate?
Do so, though bear in mind that i do not and never will have a wife or sister :P. We have too many inhibitions as a planet, loosen up people, if its not hurting someone then let it continue. So longs as they clean up after themselves wouldnt want someone slipping on the mall floor, theyre allways quite slippy when wet.
Chess Squares
10-01-2005, 23:12
Nah, criminals never get punished in SA. It's the main reason the country is possibly the most dangerous place in the world outside of a war zone.
which is ironically alot of the surrounding countries
Nihilistic Beginners
10-01-2005, 23:13
This is ridiculous; I mean, it's one thing if they do it in private, but in public like that? Disgusting.

Oh c'mon they are just being kids...
The Emperor Fenix
10-01-2005, 23:14
which is ironically alot of the surrounding countries
It is however a vast improvement on said warzone countries. Please do your best to suppost South Africa, its making the best of a very bad situation for which we are largely responsible.
Vengard
10-01-2005, 23:16
Wow we agree for once!!!

Also what about the risk of the AIDs. Say they masturbate or "wank", finsih on the floor, someone slips on said hot yogurt, cuts open their elbows which comes in contact with the puddle of man juice! They could catch the AIDs.


They couldnt catch the AIDs virus, it's killed when it comes into contact with oxygen so if we both had opend cuts and mine driped into yours you wouldnt get it (wouldnt recomend testing this)
The Emperor Fenix
10-01-2005, 23:18
They couldnt catch the AIDs virus, it's killed when it comes into contact with oxygen so if we both had opend cuts and mine driped into yours you wouldnt get it (wouldnt recomend testing this)
Plus i required they cleaned up after themselves... no-one likes a messy wanker.
CthulhuFhtagn
10-01-2005, 23:21
Nah, criminals never get punished in SA. It's the main reason the country is possibly the most dangerous place in the world outside of a war zone.
On the plus side, you're allowed to rig your car to spray acid, fire, bullets, and/or posion gas at people who touch it without your permission. Seriously cuts down on the rate of car theft, I'd presume.
Von Witzleben
10-01-2005, 23:23
On the plus side, you're allowed to rig your car to spray acid, fire, bullets, and/or posion gas at people who touch it without your permission. Seriously cuts down on the rate of car theft, I'd presume.
Carjacking seems to be a very popular passtime in SA though.
Johnny Wadd
10-01-2005, 23:24
They couldnt catch the AIDs virus, it's killed when it comes into contact with oxygen so if we both had opend cuts and mine driped into yours you wouldnt get it (wouldnt recomend testing this)


How come my good friend in the porn bizz caught the AIDs when a money shot from a contaminated person came into contact with their anus. It wasn't an inside shot, it was outside and landed on the anus. It was exposed to oxygen.
LannaN
10-01-2005, 23:24
THAT IS ONE OF THE MOST SICKENING THINGS EVER!!! It's people like them that SCREW UP this small world.
The Emperor Fenix
10-01-2005, 23:25
THAT IS ONE OF THE MOST SICKENING THINGS EVER!!! It's people like them that SCREW UP this small world.
*cough* No, just no.
Roach-Busters
10-01-2005, 23:25
It is however a vast improvement on said warzone countries. Please do your best to suppost South Africa, its making the best of a very bad situation for which we are largely responsible.

How so?
Von Witzleben
10-01-2005, 23:26
How come my good friend in the porn bizz caught the AIDs when a money shot from a contaminated person came into contact with their anus. It wasn't an inside shot, it was outside and landed on the anus. It was exposed to oxygen.
He/she/it probably already had the virus. It has an incubation time of 6 months or so.
The Emperor Fenix
10-01-2005, 23:27
How so?
Not only did we bungle the international response to the apertied system in South Africa, we then continue to bumble along by giving terrible loans and inapropriate support. Basically its ANOTHER one of those situations in which we can say, "We could have easily done a lot better if we'd not been so greedy or lazy" but then, thus is life.
The Emperor Fenix
10-01-2005, 23:29
And is it just me or did a great many of those terrible spin off threads just dissapear ?
Johnny Wadd
10-01-2005, 23:29
He/she/it probably already had the virus. It has an incubation time of 6 months or so.

No she got tested once every two weeks for 4 years. The person who gave her the moneys shot had just tested positive for it and kept working. None of the other 25 guys she had relations with in the three months till she tested positive had it.
BlatantSillyness
10-01-2005, 23:30
And is it just me or did a great many of those terrible spin off threads just dissapear ?
Calvin really needs Hobbes
The Emperor Fenix
10-01-2005, 23:32
Calvin really needs Hobbes
Someone had to say it :P
Von Witzleben
10-01-2005, 23:33
No she got tested once every two weeks for 4 years. The person who gave her the moneys shot had just tested positive for it and kept working. None of the other 25 guys she had relations with in the three months till she tested positive had it.
The only way to know for sure if you have HIV is to get an HIV test.

If you are at risk of HIV, you should have an HIV test every six months. You should also reduce your risk (see the section on Prevention).

Soon after HIV infection, the body begins to make antibodies that fight the virus. The HIV test looks for these antibodies in your blood. After about three months, most people have enough anti-HIV antibodies to test positive on standard HIV tests. Some people don't test positive for six months or even a year, so repeat testing is needed.
http://www.hipusa.com/eTools/webmd/A-Z_Encyclopedia/aids_hivtreatment.htm
Roach-Busters
10-01-2005, 23:33
Not only did we bungle the international response to the apertied system in South Africa, we then continue to bumble along by giving terrible loans and inapropriate support. Basically its ANOTHER one of those situations in which we can say, "We could have easily done a lot better if we'd not been so greedy or lazy" but then, thus is life.

Bad as apartheid was, at least under apartheid South Africa was a first world country. Now unemployment is over 40%, over a tenth of the population has AIDS, a woman is raped every twenty-six seconds, the per capita murder rate is the second highest in the world, and race relations are no better than they were under apartheid. And as for 'bungling the international response,' just so you know, the U.S. played a key role in bringing down the apartheid government, via heavy sanctions.