The Emperor Fenix
10-01-2005, 21:58
I Akhun-Chick, (Original and best) High Priest of the True United Popular Peoples Church of Chick (T.U.P.P.C.C) am appalled by the growth of numerous other Chick related faiths, which just like all the other satan controlled religions seek only the harm of our God/King Jack "The Man" Chick. Thus i require a census be performed of all the Chickist faiths, be they big or small, that when judgement day you can be accuratly cast into the firey lake with all the other sinners.
This will also act as the Physical Church of the TUPPCC, i of course need not set out any reasons why you should be part of the TPPCC because:
1) You are obviously already part of the TPPCC
2) The TPPCC allows Belgians (except sinning Belgians)
3)We have shiny things
Chickist Faiths
The True United Popular Peoples Church of Chick
The Church of Neo-Chickism
The Fraternal order of Bad Bob
The Church of Chick (and latter day saints)
This will also act as the Physical Church of the TUPPCC, i of course need not set out any reasons why you should be part of the TPPCC because:
1) You are obviously already part of the TPPCC
2) The TPPCC allows Belgians (except sinning Belgians)
3)We have shiny things
Chickist Faiths
The True United Popular Peoples Church of Chick
The Church of Neo-Chickism
The Fraternal order of Bad Bob
The Church of Chick (and latter day saints)