NationStates Jolt Archive

1. Good dental plan
2. Fabulous prizes to be won
3. Belgian's not allowed until they get a hill, or at least a very tall mound
4. Free (non-belgian) beer
5. All the Catholics you acn ever wish to accuse of devil worship
6. We're the newest and spanglyest chickist church.
7. We have an AWESOME God!
8. There's puppies.....Muhahahahahahahaha!

20 percent discount on firearms and ammunition when you shop at Wal Mart...

Our own thread (this one). None of the others have. They have to share.

throw a bible into Ashlee Simpson's room, and she becomes your obedient sex slave...

I am already a member of the Fraternal Order of Bad Bob.

Holy crap... it's spreading... we're all going to die.

Holy crap... it's spreading... we're all going to die.

All save the members of the Neo-Chickist faith.

All save the members of the Neo-Chickist faith.

Well, I won't, but everyone else might.

Btw, please tell me that you name mean land outside the two rivers.

Well, I won't, but everyone else might.

Btw, please tell me that you name mean land outside the two rivers.

Doubtful, on both counts. I normally use the name 'Naselus' online, and I just changed it a bit. It might mean 'Nose outside the two rivers', though.

Doubtful, on both counts. I normally use the name 'Naselus' online, and I just changed it a bit. It might mean 'Nose outside the two rivers', though.

Well, probably not, because the word Mesopotamia, is a few thousand years old, while the word nose, or even the root naso is nowhere near that old.

Well, probably not, because the word Mesopotamia, is a few thousand years old, while the word nose, or even the root naso is nowhere near that old.

Hey, I never said it was a pure word. There's loads of bastardized words in English with half greek half-latin translations. So why not a half-Mesopotamian, half-latin one?

Hey, I never said it was a pure word. There's loads of bastardized words in English with half greek half-latin translations. So why not a half-Mesopotamian, half-latin one?

Serious answer: Well, Greek and Latin were around at the same time, Mesopotamian and Latin were not.

Silly answer: Because we should keep the number of poor broken word families to a minimum.

Serious answer: Well, Greek and Latin were around at the same time, Mesopotamian and Latin were not.

Silly answer: Because we should keep the number of poor broken word families to a minimum.

Chickist answer: It is the word of Chick! Now we can vilify you and pretend you're a devil-worshiping whore of Satan (or Catholics, as most people call them).

Chickist answer: It is the word of Chick! Now we can vilify you and pretend you're a devil-worshiping whore of Satan (or Catholics, as most people call them).

Well, gigalo, but the rest is right.

I say we lead a war against the Chick church! Don't let it control your minds! Rise, my comrades! Rise against this attempt at ruling you!

Neo-Chickism doesn't attempt to rule you, my child. We merely want to censor and control every aspect of your life and force you to conform to our point of view through fear. That's all.

I am very very interested in joining this church. I have felt there is something missing from my life (aside from morals and a sense of shame) and I feel now is the time to fill that gap with something wholesome and cult-like. All I really need to know is what sort of potato chips (crisps, Americans, they're called crisps) will I be banned from eating?

Do not listen to his lies my children, can you ont see he is an agent of satan, join the TUPPCC instead, there lies true salvation.

I have a tract here that shows you the errors of your ways.

*Begins handing out tracts*

Neo-Chickism doesn't attempt to rule you, my child. We merely want to censor and control every aspect of your life and force you to conform to our point of view through fear. That's all.
That sounds like control to me! To arms, everyone! Don't let any church hold you down!