Break out the bong, I'm going grocery shopping.
Daistallia 2104
10-01-2005, 12:04
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/050107.html
He he he.
Put that in your pipe and smoke it. :D
Newtburg
10-01-2005, 12:06
some one should set your hands on fire.
ProMonkians
10-01-2005, 12:11
It's CABBAGE opium,
mumble mumble, *slowly goes insame*
Adrian Barbeau-Bot
10-01-2005, 12:12
It's CABBAGE opium,
mumble mumble, *slowly goes insame*
you've noticed the mixup between cabbage and lettuce too!?
christ, and here i thought i was alone.
Newtburg
10-01-2005, 12:16
i forget, is 12 am day time or night time?
Adrian Barbeau-Bot
10-01-2005, 12:17
i forget, is 12 am day time or night time?
yes.
Newtburg
10-01-2005, 12:18
damnit which is it, im being serious
is 12 am like noon or midnight
Adrian Barbeau-Bot
10-01-2005, 12:20
damnit which is it, im being serious
is 12 am like noon or midnight
12 pm is noon, 12 am is midnight
Cannot think of a name
10-01-2005, 12:20
For some reason the most amusing notion in there was wild lettuce.
Lettuce that must be tamed.*
"My ranch was over-run by wild lettuce"
"Wild lettuce couldn't tear me away."
"Looks like a pack of wild lettuce came through here, kids."
You get the idea.
Yes, I know thats not what it means, but I was following the threads instructions...
*EDIT: The Lettuce Whisperer
(sorry, I had to add that...)
ProMonkians
10-01-2005, 12:26
For some reason the most amusing notion in there was wild lettuce.
Lettuce that must be tamed.*
"My ranch was over-run by wild lettuce"
"Wild lettuce couldn't tear me away."
"Looks like a pack of wild lettuce came through here, kids."
You know that the Hindenburgh Disaster was caused by Wild Lattuce - I mean wild Cabbage.
Cannot think of a name
10-01-2005, 12:35
You know that the Hindenburgh Disaster was caused by Wild Lattuce - I mean wild Cabbage.
"Who let the wild lettuce out of thier cages? Damn it man, I told you bringing them on board was a bad idea!!"
On an unrelated note, I went to an unnamed racing event popular in the south (unnamed to avoid that discussion) where they did a little pre-race 'play' that involve blowing up a giant stagecoach (don't ask) and the announcer said, "I've had the pleasure of seeing the Hindenberg explosion, and it has nothing on that."
The pleasure? Oh, the humanity....
Patra Caesar
10-01-2005, 12:46
I grew 8 lettuce in a styrofoam box on the back stairs, I ate 6 and now there are two tall lettuce with their dainty yellow flowers...