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Do you think this would work?

http://www.enotalone.com/article/58.html

This is probably the craziest dating tip of the week I've ever written. And please don't think I've lost my mind because of what I'm about to suggest to you as a great way to meet and attract single women for love and romance. So what is it?

Well, did you know you can meet single women like crazy by using a hand puppet? I know you're thinking, "what in the hell is he talking about? A puppet?"

Let me explain - Well, I've got a friend that uses what I call, "The Puppet Method" to meet single women in nightclubs. Here's how he does it:

First, you will need a hand puppet. You can buy them at your major toy stores such as Toys R Us.
Bring your hand puppet with you to a nightclub where there are lots of single ladies.
When you see a girl that you're attracted to, approach her and tap her on the shoulder lightly with your puppet and when she turns around raise your hand puppet towards her face and say something like this with your puppet, "Hi beautiful, would you like to dance with me?" Move your puppet up and down with your hand as you are saying your script just as if the puppet was really talking. And be sure to talk in a real silly voice.
What happens next? She's going to die laughing and think that you are so funny. Plus, you will make a very favorable impression on her because women love a guy with a sense of humor. And, of course, she will most likely dance with you.
I know this method of meeting single women seems a little silly, but try it. It works like a charm for my friend and it can work for you too.

You don't just have to use the "Puppet Method" in nightclubs to meet and attract single women. You can use your hand puppet anywhere to talk to women. Believe me, they will be laughing so hard they can hardly stand it!

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What do you thikn?

Do you think this would work?

http://www.enotalone.com/article/58.html

This is probably the craziest dating tip of the week I've ever written. And please don't think I've lost my mind because of what I'm about to suggest to you as a great way to meet and attract single women for love and romance. So what is it?

Well, did you know you can meet single women like crazy by using a hand puppet? I know you're thinking, "what in the hell is he talking about? A puppet?"

Let me explain - Well, I've got a friend that uses what I call, "The Puppet Method" to meet single women in nightclubs. Here's how he does it:

First, you will need a hand puppet. You can buy them at your major toy stores such as Toys R Us.
Bring your hand puppet with you to a nightclub where there are lots of single ladies.
When you see a girl that you're attracted to, approach her and tap her on the shoulder lightly with your puppet and when she turns around raise your hand puppet towards her face and say something like this with your puppet, "Hi beautiful, would you like to dance with me?" Move your puppet up and down with your hand as you are saying your script just as if the puppet was really talking. And be sure to talk in a real silly voice.
What happens next? She's going to die laughing and think that you are so funny. Plus, you will make a very favorable impression on her because women love a guy with a sense of humor. And, of course, she will most likely dance with you.
I know this method of meeting single women seems a little silly, but try it. It works like a charm for my friend and it can work for you too.

You don't just have to use the "Puppet Method" in nightclubs to meet and attract single women. You can use your hand puppet anywhere to talk to women. Believe me, they will be laughing so hard they can hardly stand it!

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What do you thikn?
I think:
"FUCKING SPIDERS! GETEMOFFME!!"
No, actually, I think I don't know what to think about 'The Puppet Method". It would depend for me on whether the guy was cute. I have a habit of hanging around with slightly unstable people, so it wouldn't bother me if the guy was nice looking. But it wouldn't be any more of a plus...

That's how I met my wife. She pulled me over for speeding and when she got to my window, there was my hand puppet...

Heh. Just kidding. It sounds promising. Humor is an aphrodesiac. Believe me. ;)

Humor is an aphrodesiac. Believe me. ;)
I would know. It's the first reason I got together with my current girlfriend. Because we're both good at making each other luagh and feel better.
(in our distorted view of reality, at least)

Hmm I have to try this on somebody since I'm single.

I wonder what kinda plushie would work best.

Maybe a happy-tree-friend plushie (www.happytreefriends.com). That on a press of the button, the bowels explode outwards.

is it just me or does this seem like something a pedafile would love?

is it just me or does this seem like something a pedafile would love?
I just fell off my couch laughing at that. It's not even really tha funny, but still...

You know, you have a point. Pedophiles and the people that like plushies for sex. I forget what they're called.

is it just me or does this seem like something a pedafile would love?

It's just you. :)

Hopefully not both. :eek:

It's just you. :)

Hopefully not both. :eek:

hahahaha.. i cant be a pedofile, im underage.

hahahaha.. i cant be a pedofile, im underage.

I think if you had sex with a 5 year old the judge would have no problem calling you a pedophile.:)

I think:
"FUCKING SPIDERS! GETEMOFFME!!"
No, actually, I think I don't know what to think about 'The Puppet Method". It would depend for me on whether the guy was cute. I have a habit of hanging around with slightly unstable people, so it wouldn't bother me if the guy was nice looking. But it wouldn't be any more of a plus...
*grabs a shoe*

do you really think it would work?

*grabs a shoe*

do you really think it would work?
Dude, with the bit you put in bold, what you said makes even less sense than before I noticed it.
Do you mean do I think the puppet thing would work?

I think if you had sex with a 5 year old the judge would have no problem calling you a pedophile.:)

I could do better than 'pedophile'. 'Sick twisted little imp' comes to mind.

Do minors end up on the sex offender's list?

I could do better than 'pedophile'. 'Sick twisted little imp' comes to mind.

Do minors end up on the sex offender's list?

That's actually a pretty good question. I don't know.

Dude, with the bit you put in bold, what you said makes even less sense than before I noticed it.
Do you mean do I think the puppet thing would work?
yeah, sorry about that, I'm doing 7 things at once

I think if you had sex with a 5 year old the judge would have no problem calling you a pedophile.:)

good point... no, i have never, nor will i ever have sex with anyone much younger then myself. however the puppet thing sounds like fun, i might try it sometime. (no, im not being serious)

good point... no, i have never, nor will i ever have sex with anyone much younger then myself. however the puppet thing sounds like fun, i might try it sometime. (no, im not being serious)

If you'd like, you can have sex with the puppet. That's perfectly legal. :)

Puppet sex sounds like fun. Not. Plus, imagine the trouble washing off the stains.

And imagine if you use it to chat up a girl, with the stains.

Puppet sex sounds like fun. Not. Plus, imagine the trouble washing off the stains.

And imagine if you use it to chat up a girl, with the stains.

Imagine just walking up to a girl with a dirty old sock on your hand, making it talk to her, all crusty like. What girl could resist?

Imagine just walking up to a girl with a dirty old sock on your hand, making it talk to her, all crusty like. What girl could resist?
:D
This one.

:D
This one.

I would certainly hope so.

MmmmmM... Lots of pheromones on the dirty sock. Would make her fall head over heels for you.

MmmmmM... Lots of pheromones on the dirty sock. Would make her fall head over heels for you.

Yeah...pheremones....

And the occasional urine splutter stain.

I somehow don't think the puppet would work for me somehow.

Maybe it's my image and built.

I'm build like a rugby player, big chest, thick neck, short crew-cut. Usually go out wearing t-shirt and short pants... And sporting a puppet?

I somehow don't think the puppet would work for me somehow.

Maybe it's my image and built.

I'm build like a rugby player, big chest, thick neck, short crew-cut. Usually go out wearing t-shirt and short pants... And sporting a puppet?

Make a puppet out of a jockstrap. A jockpuppet. :D

Make a puppet out of a jockstrap. A jockpuppet. :D
somehow, i'm not surprised you came up with that one

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You have one of the creepiest "Location"s I've seen on this entire forum.

somehow, i'm not surprised you came up with that one

I usually use mine as makeshift slingshots.

I somehow don't think the puppet would work for me somehow.

Maybe it's my image and built.

I'm build like a rugby player, big chest, thick neck, short crew-cut. Usually go out wearing t-shirt and short pants... And sporting a puppet?

it'd work better for you... could you picture me being sucessful as a short, pale, long-haried, usuaully in some ragged clothes... sporting a puppet?

me - "why hello there, this is my friend socko, and he'd like to give you a backrub!"

female - "oh wow, thats so funny, your soooo funny! do you want my number?"

You have one of the creepiest "Location"s I've seen on this entire forum.
*click*

*click*

Oh joyous day, I'm dead.

You have one of the creepiest "Location"s I've seen on this entire forum.
thanks, actually you aren't the only one to tell me that, so be comforted in the knowledge you just aren't given the willies easily